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More Wedded Bliss

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:11 PM

advice, bar, bliss, calls, crazy, doctor, evening, hours, ihave, larrys, offers, phone, picks, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, relax, replied, shes, shrink, sleeps, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, unfaithful, wedded, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:14 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

I've Won Lotto

Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM

@#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:23 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Helping Hand

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:58 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Brickie goes to school

Started by munruben, 19th February 2008 12:27 PM

3rd, book, boy, brickie, brickies, brightened, calls, choo-choo, christmas, class, electric, finally, girl, grade, hard, kid, named, pleased, school, scolded, sits, student, teacher, tells, thinking, tittle, told, train, waits, winnie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

steel sub floor which is best

Started by bit stressed, 5th February 2008 03:54 PM

100m2, 300, 450, aware, calls, cheaper, cons, deep, dig, experience, extension, fill, floor, hire, holes, including, installing, lysaght, mixer, piers, practicle, pros, quick, quotes, recently, steel, stumps, system, uni, verandah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 03:54 PM; by bit stressed

Forum:
FLOORING

My bad - English?

Started by Big Shed, 23rd January 2008 08:11 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

$10k, americanism, annoying, bad, btw, call, calls, daughter, days, duddy, english, explanation, expression, feesd, forum, found, googling, grandson, including, increasingly, language, mother, phart/fuddy, phartwink, pick, school, time, told, verb, wasting

Replies: 112
Views: 13,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 04:48 AM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
JOKES

Housework blues

Started by Andy Mac, 25th January 2008 12:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aggressive, beer, biggest, bin, blues, calls, cheers, complaints, cook, dairy, experiment, fit, fridge, honestly, house, housework, listening, moment, money, pile, ruthlessly, science, shopping, sort, stuff, tempting, vitriole, waster, worn, wrong

Replies: 25
Views: 3,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 12:48 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Telstra Dealer Calls NextG Utter Crap

Started by echnidna, 14th January 2008 08:04 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

calls, crap, dealer, nextg, telstra, utter

Replies: 48
Views: 6,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 03:06 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Out of the mouths of babes

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM

#16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation

Replies: 7
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 07:19 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The weaker sex?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th December 2007 04:04 PM

blankets, calls, pull, sex, share, weaker

Replies: 1
Views: 924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 05:06 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

Old ladies swearing

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:25 AM

allan, bingo, calls, dying, fifty, hope, ladies, lettered, suddenly, swear, swearing, time, utter, word, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 04:21 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 08:56 AM

$5.00, advice, answer, bill, brown, bum, calls, car, dropped, drug, e-mail, emails, found, instant, malls, mine, minutes, park, past, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, taking, toilet, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 09:18 AM; by Dan

Forum:
JOKES

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

visit to the docs

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:10 PM

alzheimers, bad, calls, cancer, doc, docs, doctor, hold, nervous, pretty, replies, results, sit, straight, tests, visit, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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JOKES

Yellow 24

Started by fenderbelly, 6th October 2007 12:22 AM

$3200, bingo, caller, calling, calls, checks, corners-prize, doc, doctors, grand, grid, grid-, home, house, line, lucky, mate, met, national, raffle, saysson, screamed, stage, wins, won, woodie, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 12:22 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: Tired of battling religious nutters and crank calls from Mubia day after day

Started by Doctor Phil, 3rd August 2007 05:24 PM

battling, calls, crank, day, mubia, nutters, religious, tired

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 05:22 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

George Bush again

Started by munruben, 19th June 2007 05:29 PM

agrees, answer, blair, brother, bush, calls, child, colin, father, finally, george, helms, house, immediately, intelligent, leaves, maam, meeting, mother, powell, queen, question, republican, senators, senior, sir, sister, tony, white, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 09:04 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Telemarketers, an interesting twist

Started by Iain, 2nd June 2007 10:31 AM

agent, bitterly, business, call, calls, communication, complains, dvd, explains, feeling, gentleman, hangs, indian, interesting, lack, occassions, operates, past, peeved, player, purchase, ready, service, sign, smith, telemarketers, told, twist, week, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 06:02 PM; by Bondy1s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

AWA,s Hang in there Kev- Its all a Howard Beat-up

Started by Farnarkel, 18th May 2007 10:47 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

awa, beat, beat-up, beatup, bring, business, calls, geeup, ground, hang, hold, hospitality, howard, howhard, kev, kev-, leaders, legislation, lose, orchestrated, phone, retail, screaming, screwed, sector, sympathy, tits, weaken, workers

Replies: 47
Views: 5,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 05:06 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Suspended ceiling

Started by Aangelique1611, 5th April 2007 11:19 AM

$1700, 1.2m, call, calls, ceiling, coin, confirm, cornices, cough, difficulty, el-cheapo, fake, fixed, job, lot, lower, people, rate, smashing, sounds, standard, stock, suspended, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2007 01:33 PM; by Aangelique1611

Forum:
PLASTERING

floating floor query

Started by doug1, 22nd March 2007 10:09 PM

barrier, calls, choice, cloth, correct, doug, floating, floor, gaffer, iam, join, lay, plastic, proof, query, seal, sheet, specification, tape, vapour, waterproof

Replies: 3
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 09:46 PM; by doug1

Forum:
FLOORING

Weird Phone Calls:

Started by Coldamus, 24th February 2007 04:30 PM

accent, american, annoying, appears, assist, automated, calling, calls, costing, dial, drops, hold, line, money, operators, phone, proceed, recently, ring, shortly, slight, starting, tone, voice, weird

Replies: 3
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 08:51 AM; by bumnut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

setting timber stumps in concrete

Started by 4woods, 13th February 2007 11:24 PM

100-150mm, 150mm, 450, 600mm, 800, advance, backfill, calls, concrete, deep, delivery, hand, helpers, hole, holes, pine, plan, post, readymixed, reasonable, remaining, round, set, setting, sound, stumps, team, timber, treated, week

Replies: 5
Views: 8,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2007 01:42 PM; by ausdesign

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

arghhh....

Started by makka619, 9th January 2007 06:03 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 2,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 06:01 PM; by Cabbie

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Chisel 101

Started by Waldo, 12th January 2007 10:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#$@, 101, arm, cabinet, calls, chair, chisel, circumstances, claret, finger, flow, hand, holy, hurts, left, nice, night, race, rag, rags, sharp, shed, shell, shtye, stem, stuff, swmbo, tool, window, words

Replies: 27
Views: 4,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 12:52 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

One of "THOSE" phone calls.

Started by ozwinner, 5th January 2007 07:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agitated, baby, calls, frick, hang, idiot, inform, mobile, names, optus, people, phone, spammers, stupid, tactful

Replies: 26
Views: 3,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 12:37 PM; by celeste

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Frog Pond

Started by Tony Hunt, 30th December 2006 02:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advisors, answer, answering, appearance, calls, child, council, extra, folks, frog, front, habitat, installing, local, perspective, planning, pond, population, provide, putting, rules, safety, suburban, suspect, sydney, unfenced, week, yard

Replies: 20
Views: 4,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 10:01 PM; by Tony Hunt

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Divorce

Started by DPB, 8th December 2006 01:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:30 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

"Sleepers" in car parks.

Started by Rossluck, 28th November 2006 09:35 PM

activity, ages, brother, calls, car, cars, centre, decide, inconvenience, leave, normal, park, parking, parks, past, people, play, reverse, shopping, sit, sleepers, spots, suddenly, waiting, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2006 09:48 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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JOKES

Ireland Declares War On France

Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM

100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

How can you trace no-talking phone calls ?

Started by JDarvall, 18th October 2006 10:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, background, bad, bastards, books, breathing, burgular, caller, calls, disappointed, hear, heavy, hours, no-talking, noise, notalking, phone, pissing, recently, trace, tracing, trick, uno, worried

Replies: 18
Views: 5,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 10:19 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fed up with telemarketers....

Started by AlexS, 12th October 2006 04:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1234, 5678, absolutely, alexs, apply, book, call, calls, can’t, charge, charge.;, cheque, fed, feel, felder, free, future, invoiced, offer, organization, payment, phoning, prevent, pursued, rate, ready, simply, sincerely, telemarketers, telemarketing

Replies: 28
Views: 3,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 10:14 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a new scam ??

Started by dzcook, 5th October 2006 12:33 AM

1800, alex, bank, bigpond, bit, button, call, calls, commonweatlh, country, day, details, dose, email, emailed, espiecally, happen, lot, patrick, people, phone, report, ring, scam, sick, spam, times, upgrade, week, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 2,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2006 09:17 AM; by Tonyz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hung Chow

Started by Stuart, 18th August 2006 11:24 AM

ache, boss, calls, chow, feel, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, real, sex.that, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:00 PM; by Bodgy

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JOKES

Starting from the Beginning

Started by A192K, 16th April 2006 02:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12cab, 12jointer, 2.7, 6x4, beginning, call, calls, carbatec, clothes, collection, company, decided, delta, dust, house, job, pay, postpone, read, real, shed, slab, stage, started, starting, stuff, thicknesser, tools, trupro, tryed

Replies: 22
Views: 6,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 09:52 PM; by Harry72

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THE GARDEN SHED

Interesting Analogy!!

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 06:45 PM

abc, allowed, analogy, ant, ants, building, calls, cold, dances, food, fool, government, grasshopper, grasshoppers, hard, heat, home, house, interesting, laying, pay, plays, retrospective, shivering, summer, supplies, taxes, warm, winter.the, withering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 11:58 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

DanP - This for Real??

Started by Wood Butcher, 9th June 2006 10:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2663, 90#, 9865, access, billed, calls, cooper, crime, danp, distance, encourage, friends, gaols/prisons, home, individual, informed, level, line, local, melbourne, originating, pass, phone, press, real, scam, squads, stephen, telephone, test

Replies: 15
Views: 4,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 10:01 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

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JOKES

the rabbit

Started by goat, 11th May 2006 02:35 PM

bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, form, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:10 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 6,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
SAFETY

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Moved: Tired of battling religious nutters and crank calls from Mubia day after day