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OK, so Im a Tosser

Started by ozwinner, 8th February 2007 05:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actions, apologise, broke, forum, hear, humour, joke, night, offended, reason, sense, tosser, woodgirl

Replies: 29
Views: 3,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 08:31 PM; by MajorPanic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Telephone Connectors

Started by mnorman007, 31st January 2007 12:11 AM

accidentally, advice, broke, cable, cheers, connectors, direct, forum, gardening, join, love, people, purchase, read, referring, special, telephone, website, whilst

Replies: 14
Views: 2,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:25 PM; by watson

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Golf Survey

Started by Rodgera, 16th January 2007 06:39 PM

awe, ball, broke, brush, clear-cut, club, condition, doh, expanding, golf, golfers, green, guy, hand, hates, holes, job, land, leading, lose, machete, mapping, picked, putting, stared, survey, surveyor, swath, thick, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 10:08 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy Averted

Started by echnidna, 23rd December 2006 09:23 PM

10mm, averted, bottle, broke, cork, corkscrew, daughter, drill, hole, reliefd, shed, tragedy, wine

Replies: 11
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2006 09:05 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th December 2006 08:38 PM

ailing, angel, bottle, broke, capuccino, chaser, christmas, coffee, cupboard, door, dropped, elves, fat, found, frustration, hacked, hit, holding, house, hump, left, pot, reindeer, santa, settled, top, totally, toys, tree, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:43 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The morning after

Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM

$200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 08:58 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

What is justice????

Started by Doughboy, 18th October 2006 08:18 PM

arm, arterial, bloody, break, broke, cut, damages, door, grand, hell, house, justice, law, leg, locks, major, medicals, parents, pete, roof, slipped, soapbox, stash, sued, thief, time, vein, victim, window, won

Replies: 11
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 08:41 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help with lounge tiling PICS!!!!!!

Started by drummelars, 5th October 2006 06:50 PM

adhesive, appreciated, broke, cement, cermacrete, cheers, chisel, davco, drill, ground, hammer, left, lifted, lines, lounge, mix, normal, ozitio, ozito, pics, pictures, popped, pretty, skilled, stuck, tile, tiles, tiling, underneath, wet

Replies: 9
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2006 09:56 PM; by drummelars

Forum:
TILING

Honda

Started by ozwinner, 26th September 2006 08:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, broke, cord, fix, fixed, groovers, honda, mixer, motor, powered, properly, pull, recoil, start, time, tips

Replies: 26
Views: 3,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2006 08:35 PM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Straddie holidays!

Started by mic-d, 6th July 2006 12:03 PM

broke, bugger, bulldozer, busy, cheers, couple, date, fishing, gorge, happen, holidays, late, lergy, michael, relaxing, seeyas, straddie, time, weeks, weeksd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 09:39 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up In North Atlantic

Started by Rodgera, 21st May 2006 06:23 PM

added, america, atlantic, aussies, australia, australian, australias, bloody, broke, caballos, cayetano, continent, cosgrove, day, drunk, football, friendly, hear, morning, north, northern, panama, paul, porter, questions, rules, stuck, time, u.s, wakes

Replies: 4
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:33 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Started by Ian007, 14th April 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addict/crim, advertiser, bit, bloke, body, break, broke, couple, crim, days, dead, diabetes, dies, drug, enter, freaked, home, house, ian, inside, meds, naked, owner, owners, police, read, reckon, roof, serves, todays

Replies: 24
Views: 2,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 10:44 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

Errol & Beryl

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st March 2006 09:18 AM

bed, beryl, birthday, bit, broke, bugger, day, dear, dinner, dishes, errol, errols, exciting, happy, home, hours, lady, life, love, machine, minutes, moan, moaned, question, quick, stagers, television, tired, washing, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 07:45 PM; by W.Lill

Forum:
JOKES

the lengths we go to...

Started by Slow6, 15th March 2006 06:41 PM

best/worst/stupidest, bit, broke, bugger, chuckling, clink.d, coppers, cross, dropped, fresh, heard, hed, home, hungry, late, lengths, neighbour, night, piece, pole, power, question, replaced, shift, stand, street, telling, timber, tip, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 6,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2006 06:14 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

whats going on with the 'Homemade tools and jigs' area?

Started by Trav, 14th December 2005 01:41 PM

391, area, bench, board, broke, build, chopping, crosscut, cuts, disappeared, fell, floor, forum, grain, homemade, index, jigs, lost, pages, pre-ww, shame, sled, sleds, sturdee, threads, time, tools, trav, triton, weekend

Replies: 13
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 02:11 PM; by Trav

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

No good roots

Started by Tiger, 25th August 2005 02:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

broke, cut, dear, efficient, expensive, good, ground, mentioned, procedure, remove, removing, responses, roots, shovel, shrub, suitable, thread, tool, tools, wrong

Replies: 17
Views: 3,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2005 10:06 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

Forum:
JOKES

Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th July 2005 12:49 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ablaze, alarms, alerted, arrived, belongings, bit, broke, bugger, caught, community, curtains, detectors, family, fire, fortunately, house, kids, lighter, lost, mick, minutes, playing, shed, smoke, spreading, started, time, unharmed, water, working

Replies: 46
Views: 6,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:01 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What am I

Started by ozwinner, 3rd July 2005 08:50 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ago, balls, beach, broke, broken, confused, detector, easy, found, graphite, light, loupe, luster, metal, metalic, parc, piccys, signal, spherical, surface, weight

Replies: 46
Views: 4,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 06:30 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

The curse

Started by ozwinner, 6th February 2005 08:43 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

actualy, bits, boys, broke, business, curse, die, drop, eek, explain, family, female, fitting, girls, hope, mill, original, person, pox, run, sell, shop, sit, sort, ugly, uhhhmmm, uncle, usual, usualy

Replies: 37
Views: 4,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2005 11:42 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

All Bull

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:14 AM

365, attached, blonde, bored, broke, bull, capital, cheesed, completely, couple, cow, day, elbow, excited, grin, husband, husbands, keeper, learn, letters, looked, mated, nodded, pen, ribs, sign, stopped, times, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:14 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

Injured (time for me to read and learn)

Started by Bubinga, 29th January 2005 11:52 PM

747, air, awhile, broke, cast, china, crotch, fellow, ice, injured, inspection, learn, leg, paid, read, rick, slipped, stuff, thursday, time, toe, walkaround, watching, wished, woodworkers

Replies: 9
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:45 AM; by Zed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Whodunnit!

Started by Termite, 24th January 2005 03:02 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2005 03:26 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

None of us.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM

$10.00, $100.00, $200.00, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, confused, delirious, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, hangover, home, lady, leave, marty, mom, night, priceless, puked, self-induced, son, stumbled, table

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Don't Guy's Me

Started by Bushrat, 15th October 2004 10:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bloody, blue, broke, bundaberg, bushie, buy, cheer, chew, coke, confused, decent, drink, footy-, grass, gum, guy, half, joggers, leaders, live, mate, oath, rolleyes, rum, socks, top, true, world, yell

Replies: 28
Views: 5,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 10:39 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Security System - Scumbags Strike

Started by vsquizz, 19th September 2004 04:29 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

backwindow, baseball, basic, bat, broke, cheers, cockroach, couple, disconnected, dog, everytime, hear, heard, hooligans, hundred, jarrah, mind, moving, neighbours, scumbags, security, sensors, spending, strike, suggestions, switzerland, system, useless, wind, wireless

Replies: 50
Views: 10,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2004 11:52 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

An early morning call

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 04:04 PM

ago, alright, answer, ashamed, broke, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, early, helped, he’s, husband, inebriated, it’s, mate, months, morning, pouring, push, rain, remember, reply, slightly, stranger, swing, told, wife, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 04:04 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Pulling our staples from floorboards

Started by cjr, 26th October 2003 06:54 PM

blister, broke, claw, couple, device, easy, floorboards, hand, hire, left, loungeroom, masonite, mechanised, meters, million, pliers, pulling, sort, square, staples, started, stuck, top, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 5,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2003 08:28 AM; by micko

Forum:
FLOORING

Everyman

Started by DonN, 11th July 2003 11:05 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 11:43 PM; by sean@oz

Forum:
JOKES

comprehending engineers

Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM; by Keith Jeeves

Forum:
JOKES

Waxing Philosophical to take license

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM

ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 11:18 PM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

A Christmas Angel

Started by ozbeast, 19th December 2002 06:54 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, floor, found, frustration, grow, hidden, hundreds, kitchen, liquor, merry, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, straw, toys, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 2,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 06:54 PM; by ozbeast

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A Woodies Yarn

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Tradesmen 4

Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM

$48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2001 12:10 AM; by Craig Euler

Forum:
JOKES

dumb crime stories

Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM

activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 11:33 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Faster Than A Speeding Chicken

Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:46 AM

ballistic, borrowed, british, broke, chair, chicken, correctly, developing, device, embedded, engine, engineers, faa, faas, faster, fired, launcher, loaded, locomotive, panel, recheck, recommendation, reviewed, shattered, speeding, speedy, test, thawed, wall, windshield

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2001 03:46 AM; by Island Ape

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas Cheer

Started by DonN, 8th December 2000 05:15 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, cheer, christmas, coffee, cup, cupboard, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustrated, hid, house, hundreds, liquor, lovely, pot, santa, shot, stick, top, toys, tradition, tree, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2000 05:15 PM; by DonN

Forum:
JOKES

Chain Letter

Started by Iain, 14th November 2000 02:15 PM

184, bound, break, brings, broke, cat, chain, cheerleader, cowboy, dallas, day, died, friend, have.at, keeping, letter, luck, lucky, mans, mine, received, remember, send, time, tired, wife, women, worth, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2000 02:15 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Great tools

Started by Iain, 7th August 2000 09:18 PM

2.2, bloody, bought, broke, category, cents, crap, festo, front, granted, great, gst, hitachi, including, joke, knob, makita, ozito, sander, shocker, spins, starting, surprise, tools, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2000 09:35 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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