Search Results - Renovate Forums

A born loser

Started by Dengue, 7th December 2009 11:46 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, born, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, insurance, late, left, life, loser, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 01:23 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Chinese sick leave

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2009 08:44 PM

ache, allan, boss, called, chinese, chow, feel, feeling, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, loving, makes, nice, replied, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2009 09:36 PM; by Timber stacker

Forum:
JOKES

It is well known that humour is regional

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd October 2009 03:54 PM

association, beer, beers, bloke, blokes, boss, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke.the, coopers, diet, draught, drinking, head, humour, king, looked, manager, moment, paused, planet.the, regional, rejoined, shrug, south, sprouted, tooheys, united, xxxx

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 11:27 AM; by rotten_66

Forum:
JOKES

greetings and such

Started by DknssNZ, 10th September 2009 03:14 PM

bits, boss, bust, chance, chippie, conditions, developed, diabetes, disabilitys, discussions, epilepsy, finish, furniture, grunt, home, job, learning, medical, occasional, pieces, previous, qualification, required, shop, taking, top, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 06:01 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

electrical business advice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st September 2009 09:10 PM

advice, appreciated, apprenticeship, aspects, boss, business, cheers, easy, electerical, electrical, goin, half, hey, information, licensed, matter, mistakes, poster, read, renovateforum.com, run, sort, sparkies, start, taught, thread, time, tradesmen, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 09:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Noahs Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM

ark, boss, calls, carp, catch, ceiling, check, day, decks, fill, fish, floor, god, interrupts, multi-storey, nice, noah, noahs, perplexed, probs, replies, skies, slowly, specific, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 01:28 AM; by masoth

Forum:
JOKES

Apprentice Wanted - Brisbane Furniture Makers

Started by Scissors, 21st May 2008 07:30 PM

added, apprentice, bonus, boss, bosss, brisbane, business, contact, couple, details, edge-bander, final, furniture, ie;, in;, learn, makers, motivated, moulders, polished, rough-sawn, sanders, shoot, smart, sounds, spindle, stuck, timber, tools, wanted

Replies: 12
Views: 8,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 01:45 PM; by Mawes

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

It's Been A Hard Day

Started by wheelinround, 6th July 2009 03:38 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, day, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, hard, insurance, late, left, life, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2009 03:38 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

A couple of Incidences relating to my Home Theatre

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th June 2009 04:40 PM

$20, $230/pair, $400, advised, boss, change, checked, dvd, envelope, february, floor, home, letter, pairs, post, postage, price, promotion, rate, recieved, reply, rules, salesman, sony, stamped, stamps, stands, stuffed, tag, theatre

Replies: 0
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 04:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

How to attach a SHS to a masonry wall?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st June 2009 06:50 PM

attach, boss, challenge, cheers, masonry, read, renovateforum.com, shs, thread, wall, wednesday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

Started by WoodJunky, 26th May 2009 11:26 PM

boss, cats, crotches, day, dog, dogs, food, funny, fur, guests, handshake, humans, involves, jealous, lay, love, mastered, noticed, peeves, picking, poop, sniff, stuff, sweaters, taking, time, truth, unconditional, upset, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2009 12:37 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Why God made Mums

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM

boss, clean, dad, dads, fred, god, guess, hair, head, home, house, idiot, lot, makes, mothers, mum, mums, nice, perfect, rid, scaring, shes, sister, smarter, spare, stuff, talk, teachers, time, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Carba-tec trouble

Started by brinesharks, 19th March 2009 07:56 PM

angry, apparently, approach, bench, boss, busy, buy, called, carba-tec, carbatec, complaints, deal, dealing, disappointed, fuss.~, heard, minutes, person, pretty, ring, service, shrink, speak, spoke, staff, store, timber, trouble, vice, waited

Replies: 13
Views: 2,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 10:02 PM; by Ashes

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Performance appraisals, waste of bloody time???

Started by Kaiser Soze, 23rd March 2009 12:32 PM

allowed, anger, appraisal, appraisals, bloody, boss, colleagues, competent, concerned, criticism, damaging, extremely, fill, forms, manager, managers, manager’s, manner, paper, performance, positive, process, rant, read, similar, time, view, waste, weaknesses, “why

Replies: 11
Views: 2,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 12:38 PM; by LeftyJim

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Norm in the north

Started by Dennis Millard, 1st March 2009 10:33 AM

anwers, arrived, bay, boat, boss, bright, dawn, day, fish, fishes, fishin, fishll, green, guide, hed, jackie, leave, left, life, loved, mate, norm, north, ooo----cdfm01--, quay, say-, shes, south, wake, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 10:33 AM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Monkey Business

Started by Barry_White, 23rd February 2009 08:57 PM

$10, $35, $50, 97210, announced, assistant, bailout, boss, bought, business, buy, cage, catching, clearer, collected, economy, effort, lots, monkey, monkeys, plan, reinvigoration, returns, rudds, sell, started, street, supply, understanding, villagers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 08:57 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Another what would you do

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd January 2009 11:30 PM

$200, $441, bobcat, boss, bosses, cost, cut, dirt, docket, excavator, fellow, finished, fix, hours, job, left, level, morning, rang, replied, saturday, sigh, slab, story, told, unlevel, water, week, weeks, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Metakor handles??

Started by ubeaut, 19th November 2008 10:10 AM

160mm, 309mm, 409mm, 627mm, 709mm, account, adds, appreciated, basically, boss, chrome, galvins, handles, hd15201236, hd15201336, hd15201436, hd15201736, hd15201936, ideas, links, local, matt, metakor, price, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, suppliers, thread, trade

Replies: 0
Views: 2,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2008 10:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

R.I.P. - Reg Varney

Started by Metal Head, 17th November 2008 04:42 PM

1969, 1973, blake, boss, buses, butler, comic, daughter, died, doses, driver, exported, feature, happy-go-lucky, inspector, irascible, ire, london, music, played, reg, rip, series, spawned, stan, tormented, touring, varney, war, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 06:32 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Staining Floors

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

2-pack, admiring, advice, avoid, boss, business, coats, dtb, dusty, email, employed, enlighten, feast, giving, grovel, kill/pay, private, risk, satin, secrets, staining, suck, system, talked, technique, tinting, top, trade, watsons, website

Replies: 0
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

stripping paint of weather boards.

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

angle, attaches, attachments, belt, boards, boss, disk, flakey, grinders, house, marvels, paint, powerdrills, re-paint, sander, sanding, sort, strip, stripping, weather, weatherboards

Replies: 0
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Funny & Interesting Laws

Started by Shrek3, 18th October 2008 01:59 PM

adjacent, boss, chances, chinese, coffee, customer, directly, dirty, flat, funny, hostess, interesting, itch, jelly, law, laws, locker, lockers, murphys, open-faced, people, probability, proportional, restaurants, rugs/carpets, seat, sit, sitting, telephone, tire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2008 08:48 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Differences Between You & Your Boss

Started by Shrek3, 4th September 2008 10:51 PM

apple, applies, apply, boss, business, busy, cooperative, day, differences, doh, human, idiot, interview, lazy, leave, makes, mistake, office, original, overlooked, overworked, pleases, polishing, rules, sick, slow, stand, takes, time, wandering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2008 10:41 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Eddie Everywhere

Started by rod1949, 4th September 2008 10:56 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2008 02:31 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two Blondes With Hammers.

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM

bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

New to the forum

Started by jatt, 23rd August 2008 01:51 PM

adding, assistance, basically, boss, building, business, camper, canvas, caravans, creating, current, feel, finally, fit, float, forum, forward, horse, include, input, joining, learning, manufacturing, novice, projects, renovator, site, subdivision, trailer, weekends

Replies: 4
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 04:57 PM; by prozac

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Insanity In The Family?

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th July 2008 10:49 AM

boss, doctor, family, husband, insanity, replied, talking, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2008 10:50 AM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Expressions of Interest - P/T Gardener, Welshpool WA

Started by smidsy, 2nd July 2008 01:26 PM

1/4, account, acre, block, boss, brush, commit, contact, cutter, expressions, garden, gardener, gardening, gear, instance, mower, mowing, negotiable, p or t, pay, push, reliable, ride, suburb, suffice, taking, term, tools, usual, welshpool

Replies: 0
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 01:26 PM; by smidsy

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Bosses Night

Started by Rodgera, 2nd July 2008 12:36 PM

announce, annual, audience, boss, bosses, candidates, ceremonies, cut, dedicated, dinner, eliminates, graduate, honest, house, master, metropolitan, mla, night, nominee, parliament, political, rest, secretaries, sponsored, sydney, time, university, upright, voice, winner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 12:47 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Be at work on time

Started by Rodgera, 19th June 2008 09:01 PM

830, boss, doh, guy, happened, late, replies, shouldve, time, work, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 09:01 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Holiday woes

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:01 PM

allan, annual, bloke, boss, chap, clicks, holiday, holidays, married, mouse, replied, returning, spoil, teach, weeks, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 10:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Funny Mathematics

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM

$10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 12:08 AM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Raise

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 12:55 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 06:50 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

shower mixer mounting question help??

Started by tengals, 21st April 2008 04:24 PM

boss, brass, capping, chrome, copper, curious, flick, grant, held, holes, internally, junction/boss, mixer, mounting, noticed, ontop, picked, piping, plate, question, quick, rubber, seal, section, shower, tiles, top, wall

Replies: 10
Views: 4,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 07:50 PM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING

shower mixer mounting question

Started by tengals, 21st April 2008 04:21 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 12:08 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

What Do Bosses Look For?

Started by Metal Head, 5th March 2008 07:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, ago, boss, bosses, buddie, concerns, experience, feel, flow, guys, jobs, keeping, learning, left, manager, months, period, postion, probation, push, quickly, replies, result, s85t, shines, similar, started, sun, thanking, told

Replies: 21
Views: 4,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 09:27 PM; by Eli

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Cost of leadlight panel for door

Started by Strungout, 3rd February 2008 10:51 AM

.2ft, 1915, 600mm, antique, art, boss, buy, cost, cost.am, couple, door, fitted, front, glass, house, hundreds, idea, indication, leadlight, leadlight.the, lights, luck, panel, plain, red, requested, square, sydney, thousands, windows

Replies: 9
Views: 13,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 04:37 PM; by savage

Forum:
LEADLIGHT

New Office Slang

Started by wheelinround, 11th March 2008 05:09 PM

atm, betamaxed, boss, cgi, chips, computer, couldn’t, cube, day, describe, farm, hard-core, he’s, information, it’s, job, key, marriage, mouse, office, one’s, online, people, person, slang, squirt, strip, time, web, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2008 11:08 PM; by AV Elec

Forum:
JOKES

Concrete Calculations

Started by dub3media, 7th March 2008 05:29 PM

1m3, 300mm, 40kg, apprentice, bags, boss, builders, calculations, concrete, formulas, forward, guys, hand, hear, hole, holes, mix, mixer, post, ratio, similiar, slabs, tips, told, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 04:36 PM; by Blocklayer

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The Secretary

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd February 2008 10:31 AM

boss, ceo, company, day, job, lawyer, occassional, office, pass, replied, secretary, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:35 PM; by Incoming!

Forum:
JOKES

Trying to beat the boss

Started by Rodgera, 7th February 2008 03:28 PM

advised, answered, beat, boss, cram, educating, effective, employee, forget, harping, head, keynote, main, peoples, product, raise, remember, repeat, repetition, replied, results, sales, sell, sir, technique, throats

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 08:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The pig and the ute..

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:43 AM

accident, bit, boss, call, caught, damage, drag, drongo, head, hey, hit, huge, jimmy, kickin, motorbike, owner, pig, receives, replies, rifle, seat, shoot, somethin, squealin, station, suspension, terrible, uhf, ute

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:43 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Granite B/Tops verses Heat

Started by rod1949, 25th January 2008 09:55 AM

absolutey, b or tops, b/tops, bench, blocks, boiling, boss, collected, couple, dear, decided, granite, heat, merrily, night, polished, result, sample, saucepan, stove, suppliers, test, tops, un-marked, verses, yer

Replies: 9
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 09:18 AM; by RedRaven

Forum:
KITCHENS

Allan's Citroen

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd January 2008 11:55 AM

$63.55, 2cv, allan, allans, beating, boss, chairs, citroen, clue-board, cost, electric, eyes, guy, job, joking, jotted, leather, lights, lowered, metallic, motor, paint, replies, seats, started, suspension, system, tallies, wheel, widen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 11:55 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Electric Chair

Started by nev25, 17th January 2008 10:12 PM

1000volts, 1500volts, 2000volts, 3000volts, allan, allans, allen, audience, boss, chair, collecting, conductor, control, dead, electric, executioner, gee, harassed, kid, matters, pulled, reaction, sat, set, switch, tickets, understand, unscathed, yells, youths

Replies: 10
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 10:32 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

kitchen solid bench top corner problem.

Started by JDarvall, 27th December 2007 09:36 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

1200, bench, blue, boss, caveman, control, corner, curved, cut, dried, edge, gum, hits, idea, joining, kiln, kitchen, laugh, movement, offcuts, oven, playing, problem, reakon, sketch, solid, stuff, top, wall, wide

Replies: 77
Views: 11,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 08:43 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
KITCHENS

Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Search: Search took 0.01 seconds.