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Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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The Carby

Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM

afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:39 PM; by tea lady

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Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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710

Started by nev25, 14th January 2008 10:29 PM

710, ago, blonde, car, circle, click, customer, days, draw, drew, engine, garage, hood, local, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, piece, replied, seven-hundred-ten, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 10:29 PM; by nev25

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Glasshouse Mountains

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st December 2007 08:01 PM

allan, barry, blonde, complete, conducting, dinosaur, foolish, found, glasshouse, live, lots, mountains, national, park, people, piece, quality, queensland, remarked, requires, skeleton, tour, visit, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 07:51 AM; by Brickie

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2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 10:57 AM

agrees, allan, attracted, barry, blonde, cheese, dying, effect, hate, hope, john, liver, mine, night, sentence, spot, time, won, words, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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blonde carpenters

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:57 PM; by wheelinround

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The ultimate blonde joke

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:59 PM

assemble, blonde, box, boyfriend, corn, cup, deep, figure, flakes, front, green, hand, helps, joke, kellogs, matter, nice, packet, pieces, puzzle, red, relax, resembling, rooster, sigh, supposed, takes, tea, ultimate

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 07:37 PM; by pawnhead

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Memories That Come Back To Haunt You

Started by rtfarty, 2nd September 2007 02:31 AM

1980, billiards, blonde, car, child, children, disgusted, drunk, english, front, hampstead, haunt, height, leaving, looked, memories, met, night, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 08:19 AM; by Barry Hicks

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A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Blonde Handywoman

Started by Ruddigar, 12th July 2007 03:05 PM

$50, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, conversation, cynical, door, e-mail, finished, guess, handed, handywoman, house, husband, impressed, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realise, replied, responded, short, starting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 03:05 PM; by Ruddigar

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Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

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Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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KKK - Sort of

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2007 09:54 AM

blonde, body, christian, confess, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, feel, friends, glory, gorgeous, kkk, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, sort, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 09:54 AM; by Jack Plane

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The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

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Cutting doorway in brick wall

Started by Jackie, 22nd May 2007 04:25 PM

attempt, bedroom, bit, blonde, brick, cables, checked, cost, cutting, door, doorway, electrician, excuse, existing, floating, garage, guess, hiring, house, hubby, job, laundry, lounge, pipes, recently, solid, sorts, tools, van, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 7,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2007 07:34 PM; by MrFixIt

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

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Alabama Preacher

Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM

alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 04:03 PM; by rrich

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How a Blonde Prints Her Word Documents

Started by Barry_White, 15th January 2007 08:25 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 04:35 PM; by rrich

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Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

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Typical Men

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 07:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

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3 Blondes

Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd October 2006 04:13 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:42 PM; by John Saxton

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"Dear Diary,

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st September 2006 04:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

argument, automatically, blonde, call, contractor, dear, diary, double, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guess, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, line, pane, pay, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, windows, won

Replies: 15
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:28 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Moved: It's been awhile since the last blonde joke!

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:24 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Nose Ring

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2006 04:40 PM

attached, blonde, chain, distance, ear, earring, eek, explain, friend, hanging, head, matter, mine, nose, persons, remain, ring, rip, time, walk, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 07:42 PM; by Gra

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Blonde Golfer

Started by Baz, 11th August 2006 04:42 PM

addresses, arm, bad, ball, blonde, decided, eye, fairway, foursome, golfer, golfing, heart, hitting, impediment, leg, mates, middle, minutes, pro-shop, process, prosthetic, returned, screwed, screwing, shot, straight, swings, teeing, wrong, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 04:42 PM; by Baz

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Huon/Mytrle and Ubeaut Shellac

Started by dazzler, 8th August 2006 06:45 PM

bedside, bleed, blonde, cheers, dazzler, dewaxed, huon, huon or mytrle, huon.confused, huon/mytrle, inlays, myrtle, pine, shellac, table, ubeaut

Replies: 2
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2006 07:39 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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FINISHING

25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

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replacement windows

Started by goat, 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM

anymore, automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helloooo, house, hung, installed, line, pay, replaced, replacement, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM; by goat

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Lone Ranger

Started by HappyHammer, 25th July 2006 11:31 AM

attractive, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, chiefs, days, disappears, ear, enters, evening, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 11:11 PM; by graemet

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Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

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A blonde,brunette and a redhead

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 11:23 AM

beer, blonde, bottle, brunette, cigarettes, cleaning, condom, conversation, daughter, daughters, drinks, found, head, packet, penis, red, redhead, smokes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 11:25 AM; by ss_11000

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Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

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The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Two guys

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:09 PM; by Baz

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New Rear Deck

Started by Gumby, 22nd April 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bacon, blonde, bottom, brunette, deck, eggs, extend, finish, fussy, nice, oil, paint, pic, pics, project, rails, rear, reason, red, roasts, roof, sitting, spa, sunday, time, top, view, webber, week, woodwork

Replies: 17
Views: 3,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2006 06:09 PM; by jow104

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DECKING

Help Floor Joists-Stupid mistake made

Started by pantotango, 18th March 2006 11:22 AM

450, add, altered, bad, bearing, blonde, concern, day, dumb, encounterd, floor, happen, house, joists, joistsstupid, load, matter, measure, measurements, mistake, particle, plates, post, putting, slightly, spacing, totally, wall, walls, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2006 05:49 PM; by ThePope

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FLOORING

Kitchen Stool - What finish do I use?

Started by Knurl, 2nd March 2006 09:56 PM

320, blonde, coat, colour, emphasise, fine-sand, finish, folding, grain, kitchen, ladder, nortons, pine, poly, preserve, radiata, re-sanding, recommend, sanded, sanding-filler, stains, stepped, steps/stool, stool, thinking, top, usng, wool-pad

Replies: 5
Views: 3,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 07:05 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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FINISHING

A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

2 blondes

Started by AlexS, 13th January 2006 09:21 PM

3-piece, 5th, bad, blonde, blondes, brunette, build, butt, closed, dandruff, doors, elevator, floor, head, nice, noticed, perfect, replied, shoulders, suit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2006 12:00 AM; by scooter

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The Blonde Cowgirl

Started by Jack Plane, 2nd December 2005 02:29 PM

amy, artificial, barn, blonde, check, city, coming, cow, cowgirl, cows, drove, fields, girl, impregnate, insemination, leaves, marries, morning, nail, rancher, stall, texan, two-by-four

Replies: 2
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 10:14 PM; by doug the slug

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The 2005/06 Windies Cricket Thread

Started by bitingmidge, 10th November 2005 07:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2005/06, andys, arm, bloke, blonde, blonde-boys, bowling, cheers, coming, conversation, cricket, expecting, falling, filling, girly-boys, gurnsey, heart, picked, pommy, prospects, prove, shane, shortly, stay, talent, team, test, thread, vanquished, windies

Replies: 23
Views: 2,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 10:34 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The fiancee

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:53 PM

amazing, beautiful, blonde, bring, brings, brunette, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, hesitation, house, love, married, marry, middle, moment’s, mother, redhead, sits, tells, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:53 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

yet another blonde joke

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 07:32 AM

blonde, bought, figure, hear, joke, month, night, play, radio

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 07:32 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM

blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 02:24 PM; by normell

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Moved: It's been awhile since the last blonde joke!