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The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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JOKES

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More cynical diatribe

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:26 AM

ambition, bird, cheese, cynical, diatribe, eagles, engines, excuse, jet, lazy, mouse, poor, sense, soar, sucked, weasels, worm

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:26 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 25 Nov 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 25th November 2004 08:49 AM

bird, chore, cleaning, creatures, devised, difficult, earthbound, easy, feathered, feeder, feel, fill, friends, hanging, house, makes, minutes, morning, mounting, nov, permits, quiz, refilling, removal, respectfully, safe, storage, system, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 12:26 AM; by John Saxton

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Rejuvenating Plastic Outdoor Chairs

Started by IanA, 28th October 2004 10:55 PM

added, application, bees, bird, bonus, brew, chairs, crap, developed, easily, fix, form, grease, gum, home, outdoor, paste-wax, plastic, polished, protection, rejuvenating, short, similar, term, thin, treatment, turpentine, washes, wax, white

Replies: 8
Views: 5,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2004 08:25 PM; by IanA

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chunnel

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 05:37 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Quiz

Started by bennylaird, 29th April 2004 09:39 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2004 10:49 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Bird problems

Started by Rocker, 27th March 2004 12:49 PM

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bird, bird-scaring, bunnies, car, car-parks, carport, carving, cats, chemical, deterring, devices, enquired, internet, machinery, magpie-larks, multi-storey, nest, owls, perch, pigeons, poop, problems, rocker, scare, shed-workshop, skills, stock;, suggestions, swallows, wood

Replies: 15
Views: 5,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2004 10:55 AM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

removal of bird mess

Started by Rowan, 27th March 2004 02:19 PM

bird, birds, burls, cloth, conscious, couple, drying, finish, gallery, hindsight, involve, leaves, left, mark, mess, mistake, remains, removal, sh@t, shat, shed, stain, suggestions, till, upside, water, white, wood, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2004 11:07 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Bored with Pergola's, bird baths, etc in the Garden??

Started by Wayne Davy, 15th March 2004 09:36 PM

bargain, baths, bird, bored, btw, buggers, ebay, err, garden, hands, lucky, move, pergola, pergolas, play, post, size, timber, time, wood, workshop, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2004 09:36 PM; by Wayne Davy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Observations

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM

argue, bird, brain, called, cells, children, chunky, clothing, difference, drink, dunk, eat, eating, house, idiot;, jimmy, kitchen, life, loose-fitting, observations, people, pope, sex, signed, told, trash, watching, world, worms, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

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JOKES

Repair Leaking Cement Bird Bath

Started by barrysumpter, 1st January 2003 01:11 PM

barry, bath, bird, birdbath, cement, club, holmesglen, leaking, proud, repair, suggestions, sumpter, triton, tritoneer, woodworkers

Replies: 4
Views: 8,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2003 04:30 PM; by Zed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

No wood content - but I like it

Started by DaveInOz, 29th January 2003 09:29 AM

2003.], bet, bird, boobs, content, dirty, edited, englishman, french, frenchman, frog, girl, hand, january, lady, message, mistake, pretty, robbo, slap, slapped, smack, sod, touch, touched, train, tunnel, wait, wood, [this

Replies: 3
Views: 2,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2003 10:54 AM; by Red neck

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JOKES

John & Alexander

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM

alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 08:15 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

scraping the bottom of the barrel

Started by Gino, 25th December 2001 12:25 PM

bang, barrel, biggest, bird, bit, bottom, breasts, chin, dark, expect, gobbling, handle, inside, legs, meat, moist, mood, morning, nuts, people, pops, pull, ready, scraping, spread, time, tying, undo, wait, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2001 12:25 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

WWW Friday Parking

Started by Smithy, 16th October 2001 10:37 AM

$20.00, $7.00, 10am, amateur, applies, bird, boy, buy, car, cheaper, cost, ctre, day, enjoy, exh, friday, hooked, intend, learn, lot, message, mon-fri, park, parking, recently, ticket, weekends, woodworker, www, yonks

Replies: 3
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2001 06:27 PM; by JackoH

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EVENTS

I don't think we'll ever know where it came from!

Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:32 AM

arrows, battle, bird, body, cluster, consonant, cut, difficult, encounter, english, etymologies, feathers, finger, folk, french, gesture, giving, grown, intimate, longbow, middle, mistakenly, pheasant, pleasant, pluck, question, symbolic, waved, words, yew

Replies: 11
Views: 2,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2001 12:48 PM; by Craig Euler

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JOKES

doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cuckoo (guess who's bored)

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:39 PM

beak, bird, bloody, bored, cuckoo, folded, grass, guess, hard, murmurs, neatly, neil, perched, position, rhymes, strange, twit, wings

Replies: 6
Views: 2,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2000 06:15 PM; by knuckles

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JOKES

Parrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:28 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:33 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Collared Parrot

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 09:25 PM

bided, bird, birds, caught, cock, collared, days, due, easy, girl, haso, hell, johnno, lady, male, neck, pair, parrot, parrots, parson, pet, ribbon, spot, talking, tied, visit, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 09:25 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

Forum:
JOKES

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The Parrot

Giving The Bird

More cynical diatribe

A Parrot joke

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 25 Nov 04

Rejuvenating Plastic Outdoor Chairs

Chunnel

Quiz

Bird problems

removal of bird mess

Bored with Pergola's, bird baths, etc in the Garden??

Funny corporate lessons

Observations

Dumb Bird

Repair Leaking Cement Bird Bath

No wood content - but I like it

John & Alexander

scraping the bottom of the barrel

WWW Friday Parking

I don't think we'll ever know where it came from!

doggy joke

another parrot joke

Cuckoo (guess who's bored)

Parrot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Collared Parrot

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?