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Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Pet shop terror

Started by Groggy, 17th June 2008 03:36 PM

bomb, counter, minute, pet, runs, shop, terror, terrorist, tortoise, yells

Replies: 9
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Cavity sliding doors

Started by Davie, 4th May 2008 01:06 AM

advise, appreciated, bit, cavity, check, coming, davie, door, doors, eliminated, mice, minute, mouse, posibility, slding, sliding, track, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 08:32 PM; by Jarrahrules

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

New member

Started by TheonlyCarlos, 1st May 2008 01:56 PM

1971, ago, brick, contents, email, explain, faster, fire, flue, forum, heater, home, house, live, maintain, member, minute, outer, ratings, read, registered, single, skills, storey, tasmania, trowel, veneer, vintage, wall, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 01:56 PM; by TheonlyCarlos

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

Forum:
JOKES

Hot Water Pressure

Started by goforitifudare, 27th March 2008 10:30 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cold, diameter, feed, filters, fittings, flow, gravity, hot, house, installed, joins, minute, mixer, pipes, piping, plumber, pressure, rate, replace, rough, slow, system, takes, talking, taps, teh, valve, vanity, walls, water

Replies: 20
Views: 3,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 10:21 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Ray's first soccer game

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:48 PM

allan, attend, awake, barry, calendar, clapping, excited, game, hands, invited, mark, match, minute, months, ray, rays, replied, scored, soccer, started, stole, suddenly, team, vigorously

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Soccer scores

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 12:00 PM

0-0, 78th, allan, arrive, barry, barrys, calendar, car, game, match, mate, mates, minute, missed, months, recently, replied, score, scores, soccer, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 12:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

100yr old ironbark floor - is it possible it's unsandable?

Started by ram5, 3rd March 2008 01:00 AM

100yr, 3hrs, beautiful, chance, colour, curious, edger, floor, freshly, gouge, guess, hard, hire, ironbark, local, minute, sanded, sander, sanding, smell, sold, task, ten, timber, time, tips, told, unsandable, wood, wreck

Replies: 3
Views: 2,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:16 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
FLOORING

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

Forum:
JOKES

The Hole In The Ground

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM

ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie

Replies: 3
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:40 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

driveway visualiser

Started by Chriska, 1st November 2007 09:17 AM

clients, comment, concentrate, created, deal, driveway, drop, forget, increase, junk, line, link, minute, money, obliged, pavers, pavers/bricks, piece, post, productive, sample, selling, sort, spam, spare, tool, turnover, useless, visit, visualiser

Replies: 7
Views: 2,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 12:49 PM; by Simon3

Forum:
CONCRETING

A day at the Telco

Started by wayfarer, 10th February 2008 11:26 AM

$30, 125, bingo, bonus, bought, call, changing, cost, current, day, earl, free, half, minute, mobile, month, phone, plan, pre-paid, princess, rate, razr, richer, swmbo, telco, telstra, thingy, txt, walk, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2008 11:26 AM; by wayfarer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

portable spa problems

Started by chris718, 20th January 2008 11:43 PM

2nd, air, blower, bought, box, broken, buttons, control, cooling, couple, day, fine, hand, happen, heater, hours, ideas, jets, light, minute, outdoor, overheating, portable, problems, pump, push, pushed, saturday, spa, vents

Replies: 1
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 06:26 PM; by bricks

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Ray went hunting

Started by munruben, 10th January 2008 12:10 AM

action, bear, chance, click, decided, fish, fishing, hear, heave, hole, home, hunting, ice, idea, intent, lay, left, load, lovely, minute, missed, muster, plan, polar, ray, rifle, trophy, wait, wheel, wheeled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 08:55 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Help! Westinghouse Rs825s Fridge

Started by Groggy, 2nd January 2008 02:26 PM

1900-number, annoyed, assistance, blowing, bubbles, call, complaints, costs, cubicle, demand, disconnected, forums, fridge, fridges, guarantee, heavier, hose, jan, knowing, list, minute, normal, online, rs825s, support, swearing, tech, told, westinghouse, worker

Replies: 5
Views: 2,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 03:24 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
KITCHENS

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Last minute Christmas present ideas

Started by jmk89, 24th December 2007 03:51 PM

christmas, ideas, imaginery, lot, minute, present, tools, website

Replies: 3
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 07:38 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

Forum:
JOKES

Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Sick of High Paid Teachers!

Started by Wood Butcher, 19th November 2007 08:25 AM

$16.50, $7.00, 180, 5-1/2, baby-sit, batteries, calculator, children, crazy, day, days, fair, high, hour, hours, kids, minimum, minute, paid, pay, round, sick, special, teacher, teachers, time, times, wage, wait

Replies: 14
Views: 2,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 09:29 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A little bit of Parochialism - Where is the best place to live?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 2nd July 2007 07:52 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bands, beat, beautiful, bit, broadband, cheek, close, crime, festival, folk, gorge, kids, live, low, minute, ouch, panoramic, park, parking, parochialism, place, schools, sebastiaan, selective, tongue, uni, vistas, walk, world

Replies: 30
Views: 4,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2007 09:15 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chainsaw Safety videos

Started by BobL, 24th May 2007 11:11 PM

add, applied, bit, chainsaw, chainsaws, clip, clothing, ham, impacting, irritating, loop, lump, meat, minute, movie, posts, range, recently, revving, safety, squeamish, squirm, stop, trousers/chaps, video, videos, view, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 2,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 06:29 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
SAFETY

Water pressure on Gold coast

Started by dan76n, 11th April 2007 08:52 PM

coast, compares, gold, idea, installed, litres, mains, minute, pressure, pump, rain, supply, tank, tap, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2007 11:33 PM; by squashedfrog1

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

deck with no clearance over concrete slab

Started by gsouth, 5th March 2007 10:12 PM

800mm, 80mm, bearer/joist, change, clearance, concrete, construction, deck, directly, existing, explain, explanation, extending, final, finished, flush, j=joist, joist, minute, patio, piece, plan, reviewing, rough, section, sit, slab, std, teh, underneath

Replies: 7
Views: 8,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 05:50 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
DECKING

Stupid drivers

Started by ozwinner, 24th February 2007 08:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, bed, bet, booze, bus, car, city, cops, dick, doh, double, drivers, driving, gauwd, giggle, head, home, mattress, minute, oww, rack, road, roof, set, smart, stupid, tied, tonight, trap.pointlaugh, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 11:01 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Internet connection on the road

Started by bitingmidge, 15th February 2007 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$6.00, $60, account, alternatives, bad, bit, broadband, coast, connection, cost, day, happen, hotspots, internet, minute, mobile, month, monthly, ongoing, option, outlets, phone, pretty, road, route, service, telstras, thinking, time, whereever

Replies: 20
Views: 2,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 11:27 AM; by ratchet

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Qantas

Started by fred.n, 13th January 2007 08:49 PM

auto-land, bugs, cockpit, descent, dme, engine, evidence, friction, gear, iff, inoperative, inside, landing, leak, left, locks, loud, main, maintenance, marked, minute, mode, qantas, removed, reproduce, reset, tire, unbelievably, volume, windshield

Replies: 4
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2007 10:53 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

Ireland Declares War On France

Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM

100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Oddities!

Started by Doughboy, 8th November 2006 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, beats, connected, cool, crocodiles, ground, heart, hop, inside, kangaroo, minute, mouth, oddities, pete, regrow, roof, set, shark, starfish, tail, teeth, time, tongue, touching, week, whales

Replies: 27
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 05:28 AM; by Flowboy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skype again

Started by Gumby, 18th October 2006 06:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

13.5, 4.5, booking, call, cancelled, car, cents, company, direct, discussed, hire, holiday, hotel, love, low, minute, paid, phone, recently, shares, skype, tel$tra

Replies: 29
Views: 3,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:01 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Missing posts?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th October 2006 04:52 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

censor, coffee-breaks, confused, cos, day, deciding, delete, final, foot-in-mouth, half-an-hour, happened, in-built, inopportune, looooong, minute, missing, mistake, moments, msg, post, posts, pretend, preview, proof-read, recently, simply, slaved, times, totally, unknown

Replies: 30
Views: 4,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2006 10:05 PM; by Iain

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Young fella

Started by ozwinner, 23rd August 2006 08:18 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

abn, apprentice, bank, brickies, confused, day, details, easy, eek, fella, fine, friend, genious, invoice, labourer, message, minute, monday, pay, ppl, recorded, ring, ringing, send, text, threaten, threatening, tryed, wrong, young

Replies: 31
Views: 3,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 09:12 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is There a Time Out On This Site?

Started by Metal Head, 14th August 2006 10:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

atm, button, clicked, david, disappearedrolleyes, happened, length, mad, madmad, minute, post, query-, recently, reply, restriction, result, site, submit, thread, time, vlad, write, wrote, xihn

Replies: 23
Views: 2,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:18 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Socceroos did Aussie proud!

Started by Wild Dingo, 27th June 2006 04:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aussie, boys, cool, effort, final, italy, mad, minute, mongrel, piss, play, poor, proud, refs, result, robbed, socceroos

Replies: 36
Views: 3,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 04:18 PM; by Lignum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Newcastle Expo 2006

Started by Salty, 26th June 2006 01:34 PM

$1000, 11th, 2006, access, broadmeadow, centre, continued, disabled, distance, entertainment, expo, free, hunter, including, major, minute, newcastle, organise, parking, project, railway, sponsors, station, support, total, united, walking, woodturners, worthwhile, www.woodturners.org.au

Replies: 7
Views: 2,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 01:49 PM; by Salty

Forum:
EVENTS

Cowboys

Started by Eddie Jones, 19th June 2006 06:04 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 10:22 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Improving vacuum cleaner performance

Started by zenwood, 13th June 2006 11:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abrasion, airflow, araldite, blocked, cleaner, concrete, easily, epoxy, flat, floor, gap, glued, improving, job, metal, minute, nozzle, perfectly, performance, pic, plastic, replaced, return, shed, stand, stick, two-part, vacuum, washers, worn

Replies: 18
Views: 4,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 09:41 PM; by scooter

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Exponential Growth: The lillie pond riddle

Started by Grunt, 1st June 2006 09:26 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

30th, action, answer, begin, completely, cover, covered, day, days, energy, expected, exponential, growth, happen, hard, human, lillie, lily, lilys, material, minute, pond, population, resources, riddle, size, society, sustainable, takes, time

Replies: 56
Views: 9,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 09:00 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the kids

Started by Carry Pine, 18th April 2006 12:52 PM

carpet, carpeting, cigarettes, crawl, easy, finished, flat, guinea, hey, joke, kid, kids, knock, layer, layers, lounge, love, lump, mallet, middle, minute, mister, notices, oldie, pig, pocket, rubber, top, walks, yeh

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 09:29 AM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Why my wife left me

Started by doug the slug, 17th March 2006 03:30 PM

$45, 12-pack, beer, born, buy, child, cut, day, drinker, drinking, expenses, hell, home, left, looked, makeup, minute, pretty, receipt, shell, shopping, told, understand, wait, weekends, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 04:39 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

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