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The Grand Emir is thirsty

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 07:28 PM

abdul, arab, camel, demanded, department, dined, diplomat, emir, empty-handed, glass, grand, illustrious, pardons, return, returned, salt, scamper, sit, son, stammered, thirsty, thousand, time, ugly, unused, visiting, water, white, wined, wretched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:30 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Homesick Scotsman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:18 PM

allan, arrested, bourke, breaking, claimed, department, dying, glasgow, glass, homesick, hope, melbourne, myer, scotsman, store, time, windows, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 03:00 PM; by Chumley

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Air New Zealand, Apples....

Started by MurrayD99, 21st August 2007 11:44 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 09:12 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Chopping boaards etc

Started by ubeaut, 24th July 2007 01:02 AM

administration, article, boaards, brains, chopping, department, disgustingly, drug, fda, finish, food, forcing, funny, government, mentioned, people, plastic, preparation, pulled, raw, sealing, suggests, surfaces, thread, toning, unhealthy, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 10:52 PM; by bystander

Forum:
FINISHING

Sugar Gum

Started by outback, 1st June 2007 04:17 PM

dead, department, effort, expect, flash, grain, gum, log, milling, stable, stuff, sugar, whirl, wondering, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 3,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2007 11:59 PM; by bovalino1

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Old War Department Jarrah

Started by billbeee, 29th May 2007 06:31 AM

barbecue, bill, couple, department, forests, glued, hardwood, idea, intact, jarrah, leaving, looked, morning, offcuts, office, provenance, recycled, ripping, stamps, strangle, table, thread, timber, time, told, underneath, war, wasted, wife, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 06:31 AM; by billbeee

Forum:
TIMBER

Getting Even

Started by echnidna, 28th May 2007 07:59 PM

afternoon, close, dayshift, dealer, dealership, decided, department, finished, hafta, half, hand, hell, home, job, leading, months, packs, paper, payday, promised, run, service, shift, telling, tells, tools, tradesman, wages, walks, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 01:53 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

E-Mail Help

Started by Purpleheart, 13th May 2007 08:44 PM

actuallyrolleyes, attached, attachments, complaint, department, digital, e-mail, email, government, hope, hosted, illustrate, images, in-bed, include, letter, link, lost, passed, past, person, send

Replies: 5
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 09:50 PM; by markharrison

Forum:
COMPUTERS

Computer Problem - Anti Virus

Started by Metal Head, 9th May 2007 09:03 AM

anti, appeared, appears, attachment, aware, computer, correct, department, desktop, fire, firstly, guy, happened, ian, initially, items, loaded, machine, people, popping, problem, resolve, section, set, site, symatec, time, unable, virus, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 07:00 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
COMPUTERS

Wet Thicknesser

Started by Howdya do that, 12th February 2007 07:28 AM

air, blew, compressor, days, department, emergency, fine, front, hurt, leave, left, noon, rush, shed, son, sprayed, start, stormdoh, suggest, thicknesser, wd40, wet, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2007 08:54 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Until the day I die

Started by Wongo, 28th January 2007 11:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1997, ago, beautiful, beginning, blessed, build, close, commitment, daughters, day, department, die, families, family, february, grateful, hard, late, love, loving, luck, lucky, met, mirror, person, positive, store, wasn’t, wife, woman

Replies: 16
Views: 2,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 09:43 AM; by Studley 2436

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Mystery in Esperance WA

Started by dadpad, 10th January 2007 06:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acting, autopsies, bird, birds, chief, conducted, conservation, dead, deaths, department, esperance, event, fitzgerald, food, honeyeaters, hundreds, infectious, left, main, mystery, natural, perth, phenomenon, process, ruled, singing, sunderman, thousands, toxins, weeks

Replies: 16
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:03 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Now that's what I call well seasoned

Started by craigb, 8th January 2007 10:09 AM

ancient, buyer, caitlin, contemporary, department, dining, dinner, fossilise, furniture, grandeur, interior, italy, living, loft, london, mccann, owns, oxford, picture, seasoned, selfridges, sold, space, store, subject, table, talk, ten-seater, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 03:39 PM; by Ianab

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Woodwork and golf in QLD

Started by Howdya do that, 29th November 2006 03:02 PM

afford, alexandra, appreciated, bell, bum, courses, craft, department, excellent, galleries, golf, golferhacker, greatly, heading, headlands, hear, heard, holidays, january, keen, lot, malaney, qld, recommendations, resort, rings, rounds, shops, suggestions, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 03:02 PM; by Howdya do that

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

M&F (different planets)

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM

buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:15 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Timbecon MJ-3435-W

Started by Paul H, 15th August 2006 10:54 AM

accounts, advised, bandsaw, call, cheers, comrades, couple, department, earned, entry, funding, guess, hard, hundred, level, limited, mj-3435-w, mj3435w, paul, save, throwing, timbecon, weekend, wisdom, words

Replies: 2
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 11:36 AM; by Paul H

Forum:
BANDSAWS

Store-nil; husband-won

Started by sea dragon, 11th August 2006 06:06 PM

89503, bag, december, department, details, fenton, floor, house, husband, husbands, husbandwon, july, lay-buy, list, loudly, m&ms, months, people, pick, reno, security, september, set, staff, store, storenil, told, wares, yelled, “why

Replies: 6
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 08:15 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Department of Lowered Expectations

Started by Rodgera, 10th August 2006 07:24 PM

advising, bite, department, eat, expectations, grab, local, lowered, noticed, pick, pizza, price, quality, road, service, sign, stopped, town, trip, walked, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2006 09:01 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Thumbs up for our emergency services.

Started by Sturdee, 30th July 2006 05:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, ambos, arrived, assessing, collapsed, deal, department, diabetes, drips, emergency, extremely, helpful, hooked, hospital, immediately, line, minutes, monitors, notwithstanding, operator, oxygen, pleasant, services, staff, stayed, system, thumbs, treat, whilst, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 2,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 02:24 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Dam.

Started by Schtoo, 4th July 2006 03:24 PM

act, activity, and/or, attention, bears, beavers, completed, contact, dam, dams, debris, department, devries, environmental, issued, legal, letter, natural, office, pay, pennsylvania, pond, protection, request, response, spring, stream, unable, unauthorized, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 06:38 AM; by ernknot

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

In Touch

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 09:37 PM

bracelet, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, outfit, pair, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shoes, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 05:19 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Public Toilet Map

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th April 2006 09:30 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bush, charge, department, involved, map, ministerial, pee, public, servants, toilet

Replies: 29
Views: 3,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2006 06:41 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Latest phishing email

Started by Gra, 26th December 2005 10:49 PM

australia, bank, care, click, definately, department, email, eyes, guys, latest, legit, legitimate, link, matter, nab, national, password, people, phishing, picked, site, target, type, url, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2005 02:41 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Reindeer

Started by Tikki, 9th December 2005 05:42 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 10:14 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bellingham Fire Dept.

Started by Wongo, 9th May 2005 10:24 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

bellingham, bringing, department, dept, family, fire, mate, ryan, ryanarcher

Replies: 114
Views: 12,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 09:11 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

Corporate management at its best

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 03:40 PM

accountable, administrative, assistant, budget, command, corporate, costs, created, cutback, department, hired, job, laid, legal, management, night, officer, officer;, operation, payroll, people, people;, person, secretary, section, studies, timekeeper, watchman, write

Replies: 3
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 08:41 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM

blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 02:24 PM; by normell

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Federal Govt provides forced holidays for workaholics

Started by Clinton1, 16th September 2005 07:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrest, asio, attractive, australian, citizen, confinement, deemed, department, dumb, effected, fed, federal, figures, forced, govt, held, holidays, hours, job, lockup, national, paid, questions, radio, rock, security, solitary, step, threat, workaholics

Replies: 17
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 04:44 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Just won us$2,200,000.00

Started by DavidG, 8th September 2005 08:10 PM

200, 2005, africa, agent, category, center, claim, claims, contact, department, due, e-mail, eek, email, happy, international, lottery, lucky, money, org, pay, prize, promotions, september, us$2, winners, winning, won

Replies: 9
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 11:44 AM; by custos

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Bandsaw purchase at Canberra Woodshow.

Started by Bodgy, 29th August 2005 12:25 PM

act, bandsaw, buying, canberra, delay, department, despatch, discounts, emigrate, exchange, experiences, forum, german, hope, intended, mention, past, price, purchase, repeated, shipped, shipping, stuff, timbecon, w/e, wadda, woeful, woodshow, xmas, yuh

Replies: 3
Views: 2,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 02:29 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
BANDSAWS

Irish Fire Dept

Started by Landseka, 4th August 2005 01:28 PM

announced, chemical, chief, company, department, departments, dept, engines, extinguished, fighters, fire, firemen, flames, formulas, grateful, irish, local, middle, parked, plant, president, rushed, saved, secret, short, sleek, time, timers, truck, volunteer

Replies: 1
Views: 2,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 03:33 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I just have to share this with you ....

Started by Driver, 28th July 2005 08:32 PM

amount, arrived, australia, background, biggest, bill, billing, bloke, cap, contract, conversation, department, email, explain, failed, helpful, mobile, organisation, original, paperwork, pause, pay, phone, post, send, share, slightly, spoke, telco, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 10:26 AM; by shaunburgess

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Public Service Transfers

Started by Five Thumbs, 15th July 2005 10:28 PM

affairs, commission, department, deputy, government, health, immigation, importance, indigenous, insurance, multiculturalism, noticed, paper, public, report, secretaries, service, todays, transferred, transfers, veterans

Replies: 9
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

grinding high speed steel

Started by soundman, 15th June 2005 12:15 AM

accounts, blokes, brigade, cheers, cool, department, discussion, exerpts, fellas, grind, grinding, hand, hard, high, hss, lot, pasonite, printed, read, sit, speed, steel, upper

Replies: 12
Views: 3,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:50 AM; by Dean

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Name that layout!

Started by ryanarcher, 30th March 2005 02:34 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

answer, bellingham, bieng, correct, day, days, department, fire, greenie, hands, hijack, hints, impossibe, inspired, joinery, joint, layout, mystery, picture, piece, post, project, quiz, shop, slip, succesful, t-shirt, thread, type, _ryan

Replies: 54
Views: 6,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:30 PM; by DanP

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

My 20 years in the Public Service

Started by Iain, 17th May 2005 09:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abc, active, backside, chair, cost, covering, department, departments, divisions, happen, including, left, millions, names, private, public, raaf, resume, secondment, sector, service, spent, stationary, structure, terrible, time, trainer, training, worse, years

Replies: 19
Views: 2,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2005 07:32 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Not tonight, honey...

Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 09:22 AM

added, apparently, bracelet, buy, day, department, diamond, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, kill, love, pair, picked, satisfy, sex, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, tonight, touch, woman, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 11:35 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What sort of glue do you use?

Started by NewLou, 30th December 2004 09:59 AM

202gf, ability, called, days, decided, department, fellas, filling, flavours, gap, garrett, gidday, glue, lot, lou, mainstays, month, reading, researching, rest, school, sort, strength, trends, wade, woodwork, workshop

Replies: 7
Views: 2,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2004 06:01 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
GLUE

Wood in Darwin

Started by Kris.Parker1, 29th November 2004 05:08 PM

appreciated, bunnings, buy, darwin, department, exotic, greatly, hardwood, input, lucky, mabu, mitre, occasion, pathetic, pine, stocking, suburbs, surrounding, treated, untreated, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 05:43 PM; by Dion N

Forum:
TIMBER

Bloody Hell!

Started by goodwoody, 25th September 2004 02:36 PM

$19, 000, 1.6, 1.6m, 75mm, aith, bloody, center, curve, department, display, dollars, furniture, groovers, hell, japan, kawagoe, million, piece, price, shopping, slight, solid, special, stores, thick, timber, week, width, yen

Replies: 10
Views: 2,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 10:06 AM; by Sigidi

Forum:
TIMBER

Uh oh, some of you are in trouble....

Started by silentC, 10th June 2004 02:53 PM

age, antioxidant, brain, cells, compensate, damaged, defence, department, due, found, function, genes, genetic, harder, harvard, inflammatory, lifestyle, make-up, medical, neurology, neuroscience, poor-functioning, professor, responses, school, scientists, stress, studied, trouble, yankner

Replies: 12
Views: 3,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 12:43 PM; by rodm

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Message From Italy

Started by mariavaccaro, 20th January 2004 11:59 PM

antiques, antiques”, copy, department, desperately, e.g, english, etc…, glossary, interpreters, italian, italy, maria, message, research, restoration, send, solvents, spanish, student, substances, techniques, tools, torino, translators, university, vaccaro, “wood

Replies: 3
Views: 4,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 10:17 AM; by Grue

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Roof Repairs.... How Hard is it?

Started by Dean, 3rd November 2003 09:21 AM

$9000, apply, basically, bit, books/resources, check, concrete, crumble, department, dozen, folk, folks, gaps, guy, hard, house, knowledgable, line, missing, mix, repair/maintenance, repairs, repoint, roof, seal, smooth, starting, steps, subject, tiles

Replies: 11
Views: 8,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2003 09:09 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Poll: State vs State vs Territory... The BIGGEST poll ever.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th May 2003 02:06 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advertising, australia’s, biggest, chance, department, depending, evidence, factual, future, global, hold, home, included, mantle, optionp, poll, populated, post, read, solution, state, state/territory?”, stinky, success, takes, territory, tight, time, woodworking, ”who

Replies: 33
Views: 8,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2003 10:16 AM; by Neil

Forum:
POLLS

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Poll: State vs State vs Territory... The BIGGEST poll ever.