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Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Bath water emptying onto street

Started by Spencer74, 6th February 2008 09:30 PM

bath, bathwater, blockage, coming, concreted, diverted, emptying, garden, gutter, house, landscaper, normal, overflow, pipe, pipes, pool, pretty, questions/comments, rainwater, recently, sewage, sleep, started, stormwater, street, system, tank, tonight, water, welcomed

Replies: 7
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 10:43 PM; by sdrob

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Stuffed hot water system

Started by abitfishy, 28th January 2008 01:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

added, assumed, brands, cheap, cheaper, corroded, damn, discharging, dog, equation, explode, hot, install, leak, money, muchness, plumber, quickly, replace, replacement, rusty, safe, sleep, stuffed, sydney, system, tank, time, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 4,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:56 PM; by abitfishy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Senior Questions Answered Here:

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th January 2008 10:44 AM

60+, afternoon, age, answered, antique, common, enter, fashionable, foreheads, front, glasses, memory, mirror, olds, past, people, questions, remark, remember, retrieving, senior, short, sleep, spotting, storage, stores, storing, time, walk, wrinkle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:19 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

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JOKES

Mineral Turpentine VS White Spirits

Started by MacS, 14th November 2007 04:11 PM

attachment, cheers, company, dispute, distillates, giant, mineral, petroleum, read, shell, sleep, spirits, turpentine, white, word

Replies: 0
Views: 7,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 04:11 PM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Medicare

Started by Baz, 24th September 2007 08:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 08:10 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Your pencil.

Started by rgum, 2nd September 2007 08:31 PM

2tsup, cheers, graphite, hollow, inpractical, lead, leadless, lose, night, outline, patterning, pencil, rolleyes, running, sharpen, shear, sleep, split, spots, stick, stump, thirds, tight, time, tracing, whittled, wondering, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:11 PM; by chrisb691

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One more sleep!

Started by Big Shed, 1st September 2007 03:31 PM

allowed, day, excited2tsup, fathers, heavy, kev, morning, office, parcel, post, relief, revealed, sleep, socks, suppose, swmbo, tells, tie, till, tomorrow, tomorrow.q

Replies: 8
Views: 2,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 09:28 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Grandads DON'T know everything

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd August 2007 01:52 PM

aback, allan, angrily, beds, billy, bit, bunk, called, dad, days, decided, grandad, grandads, grandson, house, inside, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, top, truth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 02:13 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Help removing exterior wall!

Started by becks, 13th August 2007 01:30 AM

advance, alot, ballustrading, becks, bullnose, closed, colonial, cottage, deal, decking/install, era, expose, exterior, front, houses, keep-, nice, original, remove, removing, roofing, sleep, style-, verandah, verandahs, wall, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 09:09 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

insulation in existing gyprock wall

Started by alwayscurious, 4th February 2006 07:44 AM

alwayscurious, cheers, drill, existing, expanding, foam, gyprock, holes, home, idea, initial, inside, insulating, insulation, method, midday, noggings, noisy, post, question, series, sleep, square, squirt, stud-detector, studs, successful, time, wake, wall

Replies: 10
Views: 4,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2007 10:32 AM; by Lozza

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Goodbye, my darling

Started by journeyman Mick, 15th April 2007 12:04 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

4.30, battle, chemotherapy, darling, departed, final, goodbye, hospital, lasted, left, life, love, michael, morning, multiple, operations, radiotherapy, sleep, smile, stay, weeks, world

Replies: 104
Views: 10,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 04:13 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rock and roll ship

Started by Ashore, 24th March 2007 01:54 AM

dampier, experianced, hedland, jacket, life, mate, pics, port, rgds, rock, roll, ship, sleep, times, weather, yeare

Replies: 8
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 11:47 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Daylight saving ends tonight

Started by Gumby, 24th March 2007 11:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2am, 4pm, 5pm, 8pm, change, clocks, cool, damn, daylight, easy, ends, extra, hate, hour, hours, lose, middle, news, night, notice, oclock, reasonable, saving, sleep, stay, takes, tonight, watch

Replies: 20
Views: 3,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 10:07 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
JOKES

Tests for Wannabe Parents

Started by Felder, 20th February 2007 11:03 AM

10pm, 3am, alarm, allowed, bag, buy, children, chocolate, compartment, dressing, family, front, insert, leave, living, months, octopus, parents, prepare, ready, remove, run, set, sleep, string, test, tests, time, walk, wannabe

Replies: 4
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 06:09 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Who Needs a Man

Started by WoodGirl, 26th January 2007 09:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, bad, bed, call, care, cat, complains, criticizes, day, dog, eat, hand, happy, hearing, home, ignores, loves, man, night, prowls, sleep, slobbers, snores, time, totally, unconditionally, walks, wholl, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 05:30 PM; by SPIRIT

Forum:
JOKES

Rain ...........

Started by masoth, 18th January 2007 05:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11c, 12mm, aaaahh, bluddy, dropped, football, hour, lovely, low, neighbours, overflowing, playing, rain, ripper, sleep, smell, sothd, stays, street, tanks, tonight

Replies: 19
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 04:10 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beer

Started by Ikkyu, 18th December 2006 12:34 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:03 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

soundproofing an attic floor, under the yellowtongue

Started by Nixolus, 17th June 2006 01:30 PM

attic, blue, campers, carpet, conversion, denser, floor, future, hear, heard, joists, lay, love, noise, note, panels, question, reduce, roof, rubber, sleep, solution, soundproofing, space, strips, stuff, timber, top, transfer, yellowtongue

Replies: 12
Views: 3,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2006 01:09 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
FLOORING

I cannot sleep

Started by felixe, 24th October 2006 01:23 AM

bloody, call, centre, comemad, council, customer, f##kin, frikkin, grinding, lines, mad, midnight, notice, ohno, overnight, paint, road, rock, running, sleep, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 07:13 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pool Renovation Blog

Started by spartan, 4th September 2006 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, basic, belonged.the, blog, bottom, coping, cracks, dangerous, deck, directly, edges, establishing, fine, ground, house, hurdle, laid, list, looked, loose, patio, pavers, photos, pool, post, renovation, rocks, rolled, sleep, stuck

Replies: 15
Views: 12,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 06:01 PM; by Ironwood

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Warning!

Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:59 PM; by Terry B

Forum:
JOKES

NZ Celtic influence

Started by Andy Mac, 3rd August 2006 02:59 PM

ancient, anyones, art, australia, beat, bit, celtic, celts, cheers, conspiracy, copper, couple, enjoyed, flu, hear, http://www.celticnz.co.nz, influence, lay, maori, net, noticed, phoenicians, phoenyp, search, serious, sleep, slightest, sorts, stuff, surfing.rolleyes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 04:56 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

Forum:
JOKES

Sore neck anyone?

Started by BobL, 25th July 2006 02:05 AM

aches, ago, barely, basically, bend, bending, boat, chest, close, ear, earache, exacerbate, fliped, giving, hand, head, increasing, leaving, muffs, neck, objects, sanding, saturday, shield, sleep, sore, week, weekends, worst, zee

Replies: 6
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 03:50 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
SAFETY

THIS OLD HOUSE magazines and Tapes

Started by seriph1, 19th July 2006 08:39 AM

anytime, apparently, brace, complete, cured, desire, dozen, fine, happy, house, issues, lifting, magazines, mate, neck, operation, redgum, repeated, rigid, seasons, sitting, slabs, sleep, steve, successful, tapes, toh, vhs, wearing, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:39 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Who do I have to sleep with to...

Started by Toolin Around, 18th June 2006 09:13 PM

appears, hard, ideas, live, play, round, sleep, ticket, tickets, wallabies, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2006 09:50 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

vampire blood

Started by durwood, 13th June 2006 11:43 PM

bat, bats, blood, cave, excitedly, finally, flapping, forest, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, huge, milled, night, oak, parked, persisted, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 11:43 PM; by durwood

Forum:
JOKES

Hatched today.

Started by Schtoo, 10th May 2006 01:19 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

3410gm/7.5, 349, agreed, arrive, arrived, beautiful, cleaned, couple, hatched, healthy, idea, lbs, life, minutes, mum, night, noise, obvious, pic, popped, presuasion, pretty, screamed, sleep, staff, started, tad, talking, today, yesterday

Replies: 37
Views: 4,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:03 AM; by Simomatra

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Should this be in the Reno section?

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:47 AM

amazed, bake, baked, batch, brownies, day, fixed, handyman, honey, house, job, lee, looked, met, painted, reno, repair, replies, returns, sara, section, sleep, stairs, street, suddenly, superb, walks, walls, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:47 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

yet another smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM

angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

a little smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 06:33 PM

250, axe, bring, chainsaw, chatting, day, days, died, disgreement, entertain, eventually, flame, found, hammer, hard, horrify, left, possibly, posts, purpose, sleep, smilie, smilies, smilies.d, started, story, survived, thrower, weird, yell

Replies: 13
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM

absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:06 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Medicare Won't Pay

Started by Baz, 24th January 2006 07:43 PM

aids, arrived, biopsy, doctor, dreadful, drop, expensive, home, husband, husbands, jones, laboratory, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, testing, tests, time, town, uncertain, ward

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 08:31 PM; by Fella

Forum:
JOKES

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