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Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

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JOKES

Replacing flat roof

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2010 08:20 PM

6500, besser, building, concrete, dog, embark, existing, flat, inside, kennels, major, personal, posts, prefer, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, replace, replacing, roof, set, slab, square, structure, suggest, support, thinking, thread, timber, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2010 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Doggy door

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2010 12:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 12:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

ZEN Teachings

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 09:43 PM

####, bad, born, closed, criticize, day, days, dog, experience, fish, hungry, judgement, kinky, mile, mouth, naked, remember, shoes, slapped, speaking, teachings, time, tree, truth, walk, wet, worry;, worse, worth, zen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:43 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Newspaper Ads

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM

#%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 07:11 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Metaphors from NSW Year 12 English essays

Started by billbeee, 20th May 2010 10:49 PM

boxes, city, dog, duck, eating, eclipse, english, essays, fighter, fry, gently, hair, hot, hungry, jason, lame, maggots, met, metaphors, mind, nsw, pavement, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, steel, trap, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:33 AM; by stuffy

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JOKES

Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

arms, car, care, complete, curb, diet, dog, eat, enthralled, essentially, food, hit, horrified, intensive, irish, load, nuggets, perfect, pockets, poisoned, purina, queue, rectum, setters, simply, sniff, stepped, story, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Hello - Just starting out

Started by ch00k, 2nd May 2010 10:56 PM

angled, attack, bit, budget, building, bunnings, cheap, crooked, cuts, decent, deck, dog, dog-proofing, eclectic, effort, gate, guts, hand-me-downs, kennel, main, mix, moment, pretty, projects, quality, started, starting, stuff, tools, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 09:07 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Geelong Bay City Swap Meet.

Started by issatree, 5th May 2010 11:16 AM

2010, 452, 7am, 8th, bay, bikes, bring, buyer, city, connected, dog, door, e10, entry, geelong, hope, issatree, letting, meet, mel, parking, racecourse, riding, rules, sat, showgrounds, starts, swap, time, unload

Replies: 0
Views: 2,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 11:16 AM; by issatree

Forum:
EVENTS

Stealing from demonstrators - Dog act.

Started by Lignum, 17th April 2010 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

act, anthony2tsup, bit, conscience, demonstrators, demos, dog, door, food, friendship, grahame, hope, knit, knowledge, leaves, lot, night, on…, perpetrators, share, sour, spot, stealing, taste, tools, wanita, warehouse, weather, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 25
Views: 3,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2010 12:35 PM; by Christos

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

studs and noggins

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th March 2010 11:10 AM

acceptable, avondale, bent, bundaberg, closed, connect, degrees, dog, ear, extended, fasten, form, home, length, lengths, method, noggin, noggins, putting, read, renovateforum.com, short, steel, stud, studs, thread, told, trimangle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Howard's Birthday

Started by Howard Van Huis, 19th March 2010 05:40 AM

b-day, birthday, dog, foe, gonito, howard, howards, remember

Replies: 0
Views: 891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 05:40 AM; by Howard Van Huis

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Shocking Pink

Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2010 08:49 AM

bandage, bandages, coincidently, day, discovered, dog, farm, files, fingers, google, holding, mouldings, nail, names, piece, pink, quick, roll, sanding, search, self-adhering, shocking, stores, stuff, suppliers, trade, varieties, vets, widths, winds

Replies: 13
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 12:30 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

thought it was cute at the time

Started by underfoot, 8th February 2010 07:24 PM

biting, bowl, climbing, close2tsup, cool, cute, dog, dragons, feed, food, guards, hand, jump, leg, lounge, retrain, run, start, thought, time, toes, watching, water, waterdragons, weeks, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2010 11:14 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Medical definitions

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:12 AM

advanced, bird, cable, chiropractor, colic-, coma-, congenital, contact, coronary, cortisone, courthouse, cystogram, definitions, doctor, dog, domesticated, egyptian, friendly, hillary, kitty, local, mark, medical, playing, poker, punctuation, sheep, sister, study, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 02:43 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Is there a non toxic alternative to polyurethane?

Started by Doberman, 30th December 2009 10:41 AM

alternative, bowl, building, coat, dog, food/water, polyurethane, protect, safe, stand, toxic, water

Replies: 6
Views: 10,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2010 05:49 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

New dog's name.

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2009 10:32 PM

brother, crunchy, dog, dogs, father, grand, it.doh, japanese, laws, letter, overflow, people, read, registered, ring, tad, trouble

Replies: 9
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2010 02:54 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

Buying a camper trailer - research resources

Started by rsser, 21st December 2009 01:22 PM

2nd, animal, annual, australian, book, buying, camper, campertrailers.org, cts, design, dog, exploroz, forum, home, learn, liveable, manufacturers, meetings, model, network, off-road, quality, rescue, research, resources, rivers, suit, trailer, unit, website

Replies: 8
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2009 03:11 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A born loser

Started by Dengue, 7th December 2009 11:46 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, born, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, insurance, late, left, life, loser, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 01:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

killer kangaroo

Started by Gingermick, 23rd November 2009 09:34 PM

dog, drown, kangaroo, killer, roo, startled

Replies: 10
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 10:41 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When love fades

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2009 09:00 PM

allan, beef, called, chicken, dinner, dog, fades, head, heard, lamb, love, pull, sitting, sofa, talking, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Wildlife in my garden.

Started by tea lady, 1st November 2009 10:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

120895120896120897, dog, garden, thursday, troppo, weird, wildlife

Replies: 26
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 10:38 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Three bears

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2009 11:14 PM

air, bear, bears, bloody, bowl, carefully, cats, chair, cleaned, cold, croissants, damn, decided, dog, downstairs, eating, empty, fetch, floor, kitchen, litter, morning, mummy, newspaper, porridge, set, sits, table, tray, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 04:11 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

What pets write in their diaries

Started by robbo266317, 12th October 2009 12:44 PM

800, allergies, attempt, captors, cell, comments, confinement, custody, diaries, diary, dog, due, duration, elevated, event, excerpts, favorite, feet, food, hear, learn, means, noises, overheard, pets, power, regularly, smell, sort, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 08:25 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Hail wise ones...

Started by Burlgirl, 12th September 2009 11:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, band, birds, cattle, design, dog, exhibited, fallen, farm, fauna, hail, husband, i’ll, lovely, lucas, mill, milling, native, paint, piece, pieces, posting, provided, sold, son, start, timber, wise, wood, yards

Replies: 17
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 02:38 PM; by Burlgirl

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Coupla true shggy dog stories.

Started by artme, 13th September 2009 09:24 AM

alarm, appears, bit, car, corroded, coupla, cousin, dog, dogs, drivers, front, hit, leakoooo, losing, orevious, owner, owns, pressure, rim, seal, set, shggy, stories, time, trouble, true, tyre, wheel, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2009 09:24 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pets.

Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM

attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 11:45 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

advice needed

Started by megamoo, 30th August 2009 03:31 PM

advice, bubble, carpenter, cat, cheap, complete, dog, house, impossible, kennel, lot, material, mdf, money, needed, novice, paint, question, rain, recommend, seal, spend, sun, swell, weather

Replies: 6
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:28 AM; by jatt

Forum:
FINISHING

gday all

Started by rob c, 15th August 2009 09:21 AM

,been, 1900s, assist, barn, blood.this, brothers, builder, builders, bush, dad, decided, dog, forum, gday, grandad, ideas.regards, in.my, join, reading, refurbishers, restoration, rob, son, teaching, time, tricks

Replies: 5
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 07:43 AM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

On the move

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 5th August 2009 06:05 PM

21st, built, cheers, computer, daughterand, dog, dramas, family, finally, forum, gympie, home, house, move, october, owners, pics, progress, renting, send, shed, shirley, sitting, sold, suits, till, wait, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2009 08:48 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Need Advice on Fixing an Architrave Please! (Desperate Here!)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd August 2009 09:20 AM

0.5m, amateurs, architrave, attached, bit, cedar, damage, dog, easy, fill, fixed, forum, guide, house, painted, perspective, pictures, read, renovateforum.com, reply, similar, sounds, thread, timber, timbermate, time-consuming, torn, white, width, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

Forum:
JOKES

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

It's Been A Hard Day

Started by wheelinround, 6th July 2009 03:38 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, day, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, hard, insurance, late, left, life, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2009 03:38 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Artificially distress floorboards

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th June 2009 03:30 PM

achieved, adjacent, artificially, board, boards, cut, damage, detract, distress, dog, easy, efficiently, finish, fix, flaws, floor, floorboards, floors, gaps, imperfections, inconsistent, inside, issue, kitchen, missed, permanent, rustic, scratching, stain, termite

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Kevin was a tree

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:34 PM

2012, anointed, australian, bailouts, book, days, dog, expenses, fear, follow, forever, free, glad, government, hard, home, hunger, income, kevin, life, live, living, poverty, rented, runneth, sake, surely, taxes, tree, treeooo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:27 AM; by bluegum30

Forum:
JOKES

Did you hear?

Started by munruben, 21st June 2009 09:29 AM

apologies, atheist, awake, dog, dyslexic, hear, insomniac, joke, night, offensive, stayed, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 06:32 PM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

My Blue Heeler's ringing!

Started by Woodwould, 11th June 2009 06:34 PM

blue, called, chain, collar, connection, current, dog, earth, earthing, fixed, heeler, loose, moaned, moaning, phone, pissing, pole, receiving, repairman, ring, ringing, rod, signalling, steel, systems, telecom, telephone, tied, volts, wire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 08:41 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

timber floors

Started by buildertobe, 27th May 2009 03:56 PM

ago, amount, boards, build, cat, concrete, damaged, dog, easily, floating, floor, floors, folks, forum, home, kids, laminated, light, love, pets, possibly, scratch, scratches, shed, slab, terrible, timber, time, told, traffic

Replies: 8
Views: 2,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 11:46 PM; by boban

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

Started by WoodJunky, 26th May 2009 11:26 PM

boss, cats, crotches, day, dog, dogs, food, funny, fur, guests, handshake, humans, involves, jealous, lay, love, mastered, noticed, peeves, picking, poop, sniff, stuff, sweaters, taking, time, truth, unconditional, upset, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2009 12:37 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Dog kennel hacker

Started by Nortant, 24th May 2009 12:46 AM

advance, advice, bookcase, dog, dwd, eyes, finish, found, glued, hacker, hold, ideas, intergrain, kennel, lapped, pile, plane, plank, pup, rack, roof, screwed, shed, slightly, spa&deck, stained, store, struggling, timber, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2009 10:26 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

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