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Paraprosdokian

Started by rsser, 26th November 2010 10:54 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2010 12:36 PM; by rsser

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Say Something Positive

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM

1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 06:00 AM; by Rodgera

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is common sence dead?

Started by weisyboy, 28th September 2010 11:51 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

4wd, bit, car, common, dalby, day, dead, electrical, england, fixed, flat, gravel, highway, months, people, pit, pulled, road, sapling, sence, smoke, spare, tape, teh, tow, truck, tyre, wagon, waiting, woman

Replies: 61
Views: 7,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2010 08:48 PM; by Geoff Dean

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One trapped Chilean miner not in a hurry to be rescued

Started by kiwigeo, 3rd September 2010 12:24 PM

age, barrios, britains, chilean, conducting, devoted, entrance, explaining, girlfriend, hurry, husband, legitimacy, loves, miner, miners, newspaper, reports, rescued, salinas, stunned, sun, susana, told, trapped, upset, valenzuela, vigil, wife, woman, yonni

Replies: 3
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2010 05:58 PM; by jimbur

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Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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locked her keys

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2010 02:25 PM

amazed, assures, ball, car, clever, door, easy, finding, gasps, keys, khakis.d, locked, magically, passing, removes, replies, rolls, rubs, sobbing, soldier, tight, trousers, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2010 07:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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Depends how you view it ...

Started by rayintheuk, 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM

breakfast, clean, cleaned, comments, couple, depends, detergent, eating, hang, hanging, husband, learned, line, looked, month, morning, move, neighbour, neighbourhood, nice, quiet, ray, remained, shes, surprised, view, wash, washing, windows, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM; by rayintheuk

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Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Supermarket

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM

baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM; by Rodgera

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

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Witchcraft

Started by joe greiner, 15th April 2010 09:08 PM

acquainted, agreed, airport, attractive, challenged, cheers, declared, handsome, immediately, joe, local, magic, magical, met, motel, naturally, perform, powers, ride, skeptical, station, train, transport, trick, watering, whispered, witch, witchcraft, woman, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Consultation

Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM; by johmar

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The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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BBQ rules

Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 12:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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Free meat

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM

ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 05:18 PM; by ozhunter

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Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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great come back

Started by texx, 7th December 2009 08:17 PM

beach, civility, eyebrow, gentleman, great, hat, lift, naked, past, privates, raised, replied, sake, snickering, sunbathing, sunburned, ugly, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2009 11:23 PM; by artme

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No.2.

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 08:00 PM

a russian woa, accompany, australian, breasts, butcher, butchers, chicken, clucked, clucking, day, english, expected, fine, husband, legs, lifted, married, message, no.2, no2, russian, sausages, served, shopping, skirt, speak, spoke, top, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 10:16 AM; by Ozkaban

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Poisoned Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2009 05:01 PM

accused, attorney, bit, breakfast, coffee, cup, defense, drink, feel, husband, moment, pity, poison, poisoned, poisoning, prompted, replied, sat, slightest, stand, table, watched, witness, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chocolate n Cheese

Started by wheelinround, 10th November 2009 09:36 PM

attempted, benefit, blue, cabdurys, cadbury, cadburys, cheese, chocolate, chocolates, consequences, cravings, favourite, flavours, fruit, gold, imagine, kraft, nuts, pregnancy, ramifications, reading, snack, unusual, vegemite, vein, wasarby, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 07:39 AM; by jimbur

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Gidday all - from an old woman

Started by Hoods, 5th November 2009 10:02 AM

125mph, air, board, bottomless, bought, btw, calls, ecstasy, filthy, flying, forum, gidday, grr-ripper, guard, head, hubby, justified, luckily, makita, piggybank, pine, savaged, sawing, shoulder, started, table, told, total, trip, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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What's in a name

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM

allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Alan from Wallan and his wife

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2009 04:57 PM

alan, alan2tsup2tsup, complaints, deaf, doctor, doctors, feeling, hope, horespital, jokes, looked, mend, office, sample, semen, sick, stool, told, underwear, urine, wallan, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 05:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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G'day from country N.S.W ...KELLY COUNTRY

Started by Swarm, 6th September 2009 04:00 AM

<font size="6">, anti, army, bad, brought, cars, country, double, farming, forum, gday, home, iam, idea, kelly, life, lovely, married, military, n.s.w, nsw, shed, social, standards, time, tolerate, tools, wife, woman, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 12:23 PM; by Bluegum

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

It's a bloke thing!

Started by Grumpy John, 27th August 2009 06:38 PM

amazing, bathroom, bloke, blurts, boat, branches, cabinet, coconut, cruise, drink, eyes, found, island, months, questioning, razor, row, sank, shave, ship, shore, shower, sit, slip, thing, tools, tree, upstairs, walk, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 04:38 PM; by rrich

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Crocodile shoes

Started by fenderbelly, 18th August 2009 03:25 PM

aim, blonde, creature, croc, crocodile, damn, deepin, driving, hand, hauls, home, huge, kills, lightning, metre, murky, pair, river, shoes, shopkeeper, slimy, speed, spots, standing, swimmingrapidly, takes, vacation, waist, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 03:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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MDS on woman

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th July 2009 09:21 PM

added, ben, computer, enjoy, forum, fun, mds, quick, search, topic, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 10:01 PM; by Christos

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Pregnant woman in tram.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM

allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 11:40 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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6 kids

Started by wheelinround, 18th June 2009 01:44 PM

australia, boarded, boat, company, complaints, condom, customer, dining, jerry, kids, leaned, replied, seats, settled, sitting, table, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 10:46 AM; by Lignin

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A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

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It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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