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The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Hypnosis

Started by prozac, 16th April 2008 12:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 12:52 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Male NZ'ders return home ASAP

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 01:20 PM

1.4, 1955, 2006, 2007, 4.4, 5.3, 70.3, agricultural, asap, beef, cattle, census, cent, dairy, deer, fell, figures, home, level, male, million, nzders, peaked, production, provisional, remained, return, sheep, statistics, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 01:20 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Dry as a chip

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:33 PM

allan, badly, ballarat, bucket, calendar, chip, david, day, drop, droughts, dry, dust, farm, farmer, fell, fore, hit, mate, months, quickly, rain, revived, stole, succession, throwing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:18 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Christmas with Louise

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 10:29 AM

adult, bark, bottom, brother, buy, candidates, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, girl, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hours, louise, louises, morning, naked, noticed, panty, pantyhose, santa, shop, suddenly, talking, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

rotten wood

Started by weisyboy, 19th November 2007 08:27 PM

befor, body, bone, chassis, cut, damage, doctor, fell, floor, happend, hole, knee, landed, leap, local, moral, peice, rotten, step, stiches, story, threw, trip, trusk, walking, wood, wooden

Replies: 10
Views: 2,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 10:55 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
SAFETY

The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Dangers of a pirate

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 08:25 PM

adventures, battling, boarding, conversation, cut, dangers, day, dropping, enemy, eye, fell, hand, hook, incredible, incredulously, lost, meets, patch, peg-leg, pirate, port, remarked, replied, sailor, sailors, sea, seagull, seaman, ship, swords

Replies: 2
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 09:34 AM; by thetassiebfg

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JOKES

stripping old shellac

Started by astrid, 1st November 2007 05:55 PM

10%, astrid, aynone, bath, bottle, bottom, brilliant, chair, crap, dipping, downside, effort, fell, hinge.and, lacquer, litre, lug, mahogany, medium, meth, meths, pieces, prefered, price, required, roof, shellac, stripped, stripping, time

Replies: 14
Views: 4,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:10 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
FINISHING

Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

good news to those who know mrs. jow104

Started by jow104, 9th August 2007 05:45 AM

06/07, australia, beans, bright, broke, coming, complete, fell, garden, good, happy, hip, hornsby/sydney, hospitalisation, janet, joint, jow104, meant, months, mrs, news, ops, picking, recall, runner, spring, steps, stick, summer, wave

Replies: 11
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 04:05 AM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Congrats

Started by Tonyz, 18th July 2007 05:25 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 09:20 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

True love

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:51 AM

$10, agree, climbs, dives, fell, free, gonna, hand, lands, loop, loops, love, martha, person, pilot, plane, prop, ride, single, sir, slightest, sound, spins, starts, stuff, stumpy, takes, true, twists, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 09:05 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

tiling corners

Started by casper, 10th June 2007 05:55 PM

advice, bath, ceramic, chamfer, cheap, colour, corner, corners, cover, cutter, degrees, edge, electric, fell, filled, gap, glaze, grout, hob, joins, plastic, pros, silicon, tile, tiling, trimmed

Replies: 2
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2007 08:38 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
TILING

lpg cars

Started by Farm boy, 24th January 2007 09:49 PM

2000, bought, car, cars, conversion, fell, fit, greg, love, lpg, replace, statesman, supercharged, wife, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 2,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 09:17 PM; by China

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

History In The Shed

Started by Dennis Millard, 22nd January 2007 04:55 PM

bits, bur, carpentry, cheat, colosseum, days, didn’t, empire, fell, fiddling, fire, games, hacked, harmless, history, kick, life, nero, read, romans, shed, simple, skills, slaves, spend, sword, they’d, time, wood, world

Replies: 9
Views: 2,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 06:19 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

How big a Shed before council approval required in Perth?

Started by Damon_11, 28th November 2006 02:16 AM

approval, avoid, big, buy, care, chair, city, cost, council, drawings, eternity, fell, found, joondalup, kits, local, perth, posts, prefab, procedures, product, provide, rag, rates, required, ring, robust, shed, site, suppliers

Replies: 11
Views: 18,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2007 09:26 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Christmas with Louise

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2005 05:20 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, house, inflatable, left, louise, louises, love, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, santa, talking

Replies: 8
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:56 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

wo....man drivers

Started by Tonyz, 18th December 2006 04:25 PM

burned, call, car, coffee, confusion, damn, disconnected, donut, drivers, ear, easily, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, mobile, pants, phone, privates, ruined, shaver, soaked, splashed, steering, straighten, wheel, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:01 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Some excitement!!!!

Started by Doughboy, 9th December 2006 11:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bloke, carrying, cop, cops, dying, excitement, fell, fence, happy, house, jumped, letting, makes, month, morning, normal, occured, plantings, shed, shop, split, statement, switchblade, temding, thanked, thinking, tour, treat, worrisome

Replies: 17
Views: 2,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 11:57 AM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Samurai

Started by Jack Plane, 15th November 2006 11:27 AM

air, approached, box, buzz, buzzed, children, continued, cut, decide, fell, finally, flashed, flew, fly, grin, ground, half, judge, lives, meet, observed, replied, samurai, samurais, satisfied, sliced, superb, sword, swordsman, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 11:40 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
JOKES

Punny stuff

Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th October 2006 08:29 AM

beat, boiled, bread, calendars, days, developed, egg, escaped, fell, flattery, flies, form, fortune-teller, hard, key, lot, medium, memory, mine, money, numbered, photographic, plateau, prison, punny, short, stuff, taint, tainted, trade

Replies: 6
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 02:08 PM; by Paul H

Forum:
JOKES

Metaphors For The Ages

Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 01:55 PM; by ryanarcher

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: How much water per person does your household use?

Started by journeyman Mick, 30th July 2006 02:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

8000l, bore, calculated, concerns, dry, fed, fell, green, household, issue, lack, lawn, levels, mick, past, person, primary, roof, run, spells, supply, tank, thinking, time, usage, wasteful, watching, water, watered

Replies: 33
Views: 7,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 05:15 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
POLLS

Avalon

Started by atadang, 30th July 2006 10:40 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2006 10:19 AM; by Buzza

Forum:
FINISHING

Why did I do that

Started by echnidna, 20th July 2006 12:06 PM

aluminimium, bent, carryall, chainsaw, damaged, fell, gully, handle, hope, log, luckily, ran, snigging, straighten, tractor, tube

Replies: 7
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 01:11 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hey Felder

Started by Barry_White, 27th June 2006 11:56 AM

axe, bennyb, eliminated, felder, fell, flamed, flaming, hey, moderator, ready, telling, traveller, vigilant

Replies: 14
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 12:42 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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JOKES

Wait for it....

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:07 PM

approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, fell, interviews, poor, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, sadness, street, strike, unfortunate, wait, weighed, wretch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 12:39 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Source for bidirectional door hinges?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 26th April 2006 10:55 PM

ago, arvo, basically, bidirectional, buy, conditions, correct, door, dunny, fell, flush, friendly, google, hinges, idea, included, installed, jamb, joined, leaf, ordinary, outwards, rehanging, release, restaurant, severe, sit, source, stroke, wasting

Replies: 6
Views: 7,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 11:07 PM; by Guy

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

An Accident Report

Started by JDub, 17th March 2006 04:25 PM

$300, 40-foot, accident, barrel, block, coming, fell, form, fortunately, fractured, ground, lbs, level, lost, materials, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, rope, slowed, tightly, time, tools, top, tower, vicinity, weight$

Replies: 6
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 09:59 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

lapakahi beach. Hi.

Started by jow104, 21st February 2006 07:45 PM

accident, beach, breaking, chair, cut, fall, fell, hawaii, island, lapakahi, minor, owing, thumb, time, workshop

Replies: 1
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 08:21 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2006 03:09 PM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, outta, pardon, partner, policemen, sally, school, seniors, shes, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 03:09 PM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

whats going on with the 'Homemade tools and jigs' area?

Started by Trav, 14th December 2005 01:41 PM

391, area, bench, board, broke, build, chopping, crosscut, cuts, disappeared, fell, floor, forum, grain, homemade, index, jigs, lost, pages, pre-ww, shame, sled, sleds, sturdee, threads, time, tools, trav, triton, weekend

Replies: 13
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 02:11 PM; by Trav

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

One for any smokers past or present.

Started by Kiwibrucee, 25th November 2005 07:38 PM

check, crocodile, discovered, drink, dude, explains, fell, finishing, found, funniest, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, poll, present, quick, river, smoked, smokers, smoking, sssshhhheeeeeetttt, stoned, tree, walks, water

Replies: 9
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:43 PM; by Kiwibrucee

Forum:
JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

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