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Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

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Good News At Last!

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM

bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, comin, couple, crabs, crays, dead, edible, fancy, geez, good, guess, hands, minutes, news, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, wetsuit, wife, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 11:10 PM; by Christopha

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Computer Terms

Started by Barry_White, 18th December 2004 09:39 AM

barn, chip, computer, dang, dot, farwood, fer, gettin, hay, kitty, lap, log, matrix, modem, mouse, munchie, paid, rifle, shut, sleeps, stove, talk, terms, time, top, truck, whatcha, wife, winter, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 04:11 PM; by Iain

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What is she doing?

Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 02:42 AM

anticipation, bag, batteries, beach, carried, couple, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, husband, hushed, leave, lot, met, noticed, people, plan, road, scroll, selling, sells, shes, summer, talk, voice, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 01:50 PM; by AlexS

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Goodbye :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th December 2004 11:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

business, card, choked, coast, cyclone, daughter, driving, friend, goodbye, head, humour, larrikin, laughing, mark, mick, promo, risks, sense, streak, stunt, surf, taking, underwater, upholstery, usual, videographer, wetsuit, whipping, wife, writing

Replies: 17
Views: 2,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2004 10:43 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Scratches in Polish Floor

Started by wazzaAppleTree, 11th December 2004 11:18 PM

1200, boards, cheers, dry, dull, dutyfully, finish, floor, floorboards, folks, grey, house, kill, paper, patches, polish, polished, polishing, post, reduce, renovations, resurfacing, sand, scratched, scratches, surface, warwick, warwick@foster.net, wet, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 3,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2004 11:53 PM; by jur

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varnish problem

Started by leon spinks, 10th December 2004 06:51 AM

bathrooms, blah, cabinet, cabinets, converstaion, counter, disappear, doors, drip, drips, feel, finish, finished, fix, found, grain, house, maker, problem, renovation, surfaces, taking, talking, told, top, varnish, veneer, water, wife, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 3,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 10:51 AM; by jur

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The Trap

Started by silentC, 17th November 2004 04:16 PM

audible, bed, clubs, conversation, died, dinner, eek, golf, groan, hurtful, husband, jewellery, left-handed, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, suppose, trap, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 09:15 PM; by scooter

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Men/Women Shower Habits

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 09:27 AM

admire, armpits, bathroom, bedroom, body, butt, cloth, conditioner, curtain, habits, hair, husband, leave, men or women, minutes, mirror, rinse, shake, shampoo, shower, size, sound, time, towel, wash, water, wet, wiener, wife, woo-woo

Replies: 4
Views: 4,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 03:56 PM; by rod1949

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Changing Places

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2004 10:09 AM

900, awoke, bathed, bed, bills, breakfast, changing, cleaned, company, day, dinner, dishwasher, drove, electricity, exhausted, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, places, pregnant, school, set, trade, wife, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2004 10:09 AM; by Barry_White

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CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

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Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

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fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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Too many women

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM

answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 11:23 PM; by MarkV

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One for the Pharmacists

Started by Caliban, 1st October 2004 11:12 PM

break, bunch, car, cash, change, drawer, drive, druggist, finally, floor, god, house, husband, impatiently, keys, late, mister, morning, nickels, parking, people, pharmacists, phone, rectal, ringing, started, store, thermometer, waiting, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 02:11 PM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Women

Started by woodcutta, 3rd October 2004 05:11 PM

bandsaw, car, company, damaged, dog, drum, happy, heard, hour, inside, insurance, larynx, manager, mortice, mutter, night, ready, realised, recovered, recovering, sadly, sander, saturday, teas, tenon, weekend, wife, women, woodcutta, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2004 05:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 06:07 AM

answer, final, friend, honey, husband, millionaire, phone, upstairs, watching, wife, winks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 06:07 AM; by Kev Y.

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Chair Man of the Board

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 05:40 AM

board, budget, chair, conclusion, continue, cuts, dictated, door, executives, found, gentlemen, hesitating, husband, lap, man, office, operate, resolving, secretary, sitting, stopped, surprise, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 05:40 AM; by Kev Y.

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Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 1
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

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Never argue with the BRASS

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM

agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 02:52 PM; by AlexS

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Wongo’s dairy

Started by Wongo, 20th September 2004 11:06 AM

10pm, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5.30pm, 7.30pm, 9.30am, 9am, bathed, birthday, bloody, cleaned, computer, dairy, dinner, footy, garage, half, house, jasmin, party, programme, saturday, time, tired, usual, waken, wife, wongo’s, yum

Replies: 6
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 10:05 AM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Olympic Condoms

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM; by Kev Y.

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adding gloss finish to floating floor?

Started by Mybrains, 19th September 2004 03:41 AM

2.4metre, adding, attachment, buy, coat, companies, crawling, diy, drill, finish, floating, floor, floors, gloss, knees, layer, lol, malaysia, matt, pete, planet, polish, polisher, real, redyflor, tools, top, wax, wife, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 3,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2004 04:12 PM; by Des.K.

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Interior finish for a Tea Caddy ?

Started by MarkyMark, 17th September 2004 02:52 PM

appreciated, brains, caddy, dear, dry, exterior, finish, flavour, guru, hold, holds, ideas, impart, importantly, interior, leave, mark, neutral, nice, oil/wax, ornamental, piece, project, sheoak, suggested, tea, tips, trouble, trust, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 09:21 PM; by ozwinner

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FINISHING

Xmas Present (really bad taste, sorry in advance)

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:31 AM

advance, bad, bought, christmas, leg, mccartney, paper, paul, plane, present, razor, taste, wife, xmas

Replies: 7
Views: 2,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 09:42 PM; by AlexS

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WOODWORKING QUIZ for 11 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 11th September 2004 09:43 PM

cabinets, chair, compatible, evening, fellows, friends, kitchen, planning, quiz, remodel, respectfully, sept, times, wheel, wheelchair, wife, woodworking

Replies: 12
Views: 2,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 08:17 AM; by Ralph Jones

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Who's Deaf?

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:19 AM

10ft, 20ft, 40ft, 4th, deaf, dinner, doctor, hear, hearing, home, husband, losing, minutes, question, ready, replies, response, starts, test, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:19 AM; by Kev Y.

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Digital camera for stills...

Started by HappyHammer, 9th September 2004 03:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attachable, board, buy, camera, couple, critique, digital, dollars, easily, finished, guys, hundred, letterbox, passable, post, project, puter, reasonable, resolution, return, stills, tax, wife, woodwork

Replies: 21
Views: 5,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 11:05 AM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Olympic Top Nine

Started by vsquizz, 9th September 2004 10:22 PM

analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, british, ceremony, commentator, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, god, ioc, kisses, lot, medal, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, tennis, top, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:25 PM; by Sturdee

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Olympic moments

Started by Ian007, 7th September 2004 07:13 PM

analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, ceremony, commentator, crew, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, hugging, kisses, lot, medal, moments, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, takes, tennis, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 10:28 AM; by Ian007

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WOODWORKING QUIZ for 6 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 6th September 2004 10:02 PM

arched, bearing, chore, completing, dining, door, evening, friends, holiday, kitchen, load, meal, method, quiz, respectfully, save, sept, steps, wall, wife, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2004 09:38 PM; by Ralph Jones

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Woodies Quiz Forum

A tale from the Australian coast

Started by Driver, 3rd September 2004 04:13 PM

australian, bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, coast, comin, couple, crabs, crays, edible, fancy, geez, gonna, guess, mate, minutes, news, oclock, pretty, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, tale, wetsuit, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2004 09:05 PM; by Tankstand

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Gone fishing

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM

bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 09:15 PM; by echnidna

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Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM

birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:40 PM; by Caliban

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Darkening Filler

Started by HappyHammer, 12th August 2004 03:42 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 06:51 AM; by zitan

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FINISHING

Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM

answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 12:02 AM; by bob w

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Poll: Is Age Difference Important?

Started by echnidna, 27th June 2004 05:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, astounded, class, daughters, difference, important, ozwinner, poll, post, school, stimulation, wife

Replies: 30
Views: 6,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 12:58 AM; by TOMARTOM

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POLLS

shmbo

Started by popawisky, 26th July 2004 01:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

chain, coming, confused, kitchen, nag, shmbo, wife, wrong

Replies: 25
Views: 5,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2004 08:51 PM; by Caliban

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Heaven

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM; by Baz

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Flirting

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM; by Baz

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Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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Hardware Problems at home?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:13 PM

1.0, 2.0, 7.0, applications, attempting, crash, de-install, dear, designed, desk, girlfriend, hardware, home, install, installed, joe, manual, operating, problems, program, purge, run, saturday, secretary, skirt, software, support, system, thinking, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 02:04 PM; by Gumby

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Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

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Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

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9m x 9m deck ?Modwood ?Pine

Started by JDub, 15th June 2004 01:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$50, 80%, ?polycarbonate, advance, approx, cash, cheapest, cheers, covered, deck, draw, expensive, extra, helping, joel, leave, materials, metre, modwood, moment, newbie, pine, process, product, questions, roofing, square, start, wife, worth

Replies: 17
Views: 8,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2004 07:04 PM; by GC

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DECKING

one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

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He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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Australia-environmentally friendly or not

Started by jackiew, 25th May 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, australia, australia-environmentally, australiaenvironmentally, bills, bit, cars, cooling, dark, event, flames, forum, friendly, happy, homes, huge, insulated, melbourne, painting, people, planning, poorly, renovations, roof, suprised, tangent, wait, wasteful, water, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 5,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 11:33 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Before it starts

Started by Driver, 26th May 2004 12:43 PM

ass, beer, bloke, blows, bring, brings, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favourite, finished, flop, home, iron, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sighs, sits, slave, start, started, starts, time, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 12:43 PM; by Driver

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