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CD burners and sumpin' else

Started by Peter R, 24th November 2004 07:44 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2004 04:05 PM; by Honest Gaza

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stainless steel splashback

Started by Para, 15th July 2003 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

charge, cheers, cut, decent, diy-ers, exists, found, glass, install, kitchen, painted, para, people, reads, rendered, replies, splash, splashback, splashbacks, stainless, steel, stick, tad, tile, tiled/splash-backed, tiles, told, uneven, wall, walls

Replies: 20
Views: 32,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 01:50 PM; by suchislife

Forum:
KITCHENS

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

Started by BigPop, 24th November 2004 05:10 PM

balance, bites, bloody, eyes, fascia, gonzo, grabbed, hornets, hump, incident, instant, instantly, ladder, laughing, mad, mate, missus, neighbours, nose, pain, rubbed, salad, schnoz, similar, smell, stop, talk, told, vinegar, virtually

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:03 AM; by BigPop

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Building pergola in Brisbane

Started by Brisboy35, 17th November 2004 06:18 PM

375m, advice, brisbane, build, building, buy, click-lock, concrete, council, decking, finding, grateful, hard, hoping, information, laid, lot, pergola, permit, pre-made, product, requirements, straight, suggestions, told

Replies: 2
Views: 2,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 12:29 PM; by blt

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

van Dyke crystals

Started by rich998, 13th November 2004 09:31 AM

advance, advise, based, crystals, deep, durability, dyke, fantastic, floor, floors, house, lightening, liquid, oak, obvious, organic, perfect, red/brown, rich, soluble, source, spills, stain, stained, timber, told, van, varnished, walnut, water

Replies: 1
Views: 2,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2004 07:14 PM; by Me2

Forum:
FINISHING

shark fishing

Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM

access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2004 08:50 AM; by sandant

Forum:
JOKES

Verandah posts?

Started by gemi_babe, 4th November 2004 12:32 AM

arrrgh, brains, concrete, correct, cut, deck, ground, holding, logical, missing, pick, posts, roof, set, sit, sound, stirrup, straight, told, top, verandah

Replies: 5
Views: 3,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2004 12:21 AM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Vasectomy with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 3rd November 2004 06:59 PM

bang, beer, bunger, continue, count, counting, doctor, ear, eek, firework, fix, hand, held, home, house, husband, job, larger, legs, lit, paused, piont, procedure, putting, sais, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2004 07:21 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

making external ledged and braced doors internal!

Started by paulsandham, 28th October 2004 03:05 AM

1981mm, 838mm, bought, braced, completed, confused, correct, doommongers, door, doors, external, fit, fitted, fool, framed, frames, home, internal, ledged, making, rouind, size, sized, standard, told

Replies: 12
Views: 6,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2004 12:14 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Dress code

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:28 PM

arab, begrudgingly, brother, buy, card, code, crawling, disappeared, dress, eventually, fleeing, found, guy, hill, hours, jew, jewish, miles, nice, rasped, replied, restaurant, sitting, staggered, table, thanked, tie, ties, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 12:54 PM; by sandman

Forum:
JOKES

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Filling Slabs with Resin

Started by roopaw, 26th September 2004 12:15 PM

araldite, epoxy, expensive, fill, filling, holes, jarrah, job, resin, slabs, told

Replies: 12
Views: 5,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 11:03 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Educational Joke

Started by Barry_White, 25th September 2004 10:32 AM

agreed, aldric, booklet, campus, cool, day, duke, easy, educational, elated, final, formation, friends, guys, joke, late, monday, night, page, planned, relieved, studied, taking, time, told, tyre, university, virginia, weekend, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2004 10:32 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Telstra - The friendly company

Started by Peter R, 19th September 2004 02:34 PM

$5.00, 12th, 28th, account, call, charge, company, credit, customer, date, due, extension, fee, friend, friendly, friends, information, informed, issue, late, manager, matter, officer, paid, pay, persisted, phone, surprise, telstra, told

Replies: 10
Views: 2,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:55 AM; by TassieKiwi

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vinyl Wrap

Started by macca2, 14th September 2004 03:10 PM

and/or, bit, cheers, companies, confused, couple, cupboards, doors, experience, factory, guarranty, hear, info, kitchen, lift, macca, ovens, perth, products, recommend, reno, renovation, start, told, traps, vinyl, wrap

Replies: 7
Views: 6,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 08:25 PM; by arms

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

How do I seal Bark edges

Started by Brizkit, 10th September 2004 11:30 PM

achieve, assistance, bark, board, brk, camphor, cheese, edge, edges, feature, found, hold, laurel, lifted, natural, preparing, real, retain, seal, searched, superglue, told

Replies: 5
Views: 2,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 11:03 PM; by Brizkit

Forum:
FINISHING

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:25 AM

balance, bible, bill, chicken, clinton, colonel, concerned, cross, crossed, day, definition, echicken2003, freud, george, god, grandpa, heaven, miss, question, reagan, rejoicing, reveals, road, roads, ronald, sanders, sexual, sigmund, told, underlying

Replies: 1
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:30 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Not a suitable picture to be seen by landlubbers

Started by jow104, 9th September 2004 06:26 PM

australian, europe, landlubbers, north, outstanding, photogragh, photographer, picture, sea, situation, suitable, told

Replies: 8
Views: 1,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 10:15 AM; by simon c

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

sash weights /battery packs

Started by dzcook, 7th September 2004 11:12 PM

/battery, answers, charge, david, days, fast, flat, freezer, gose, holds, hope, hrs, or battery, packs, recharge, repair, sash, seal, size, sizes, tale, thks, tight, time, told, weights, windows, wives, wondering, wrap

Replies: 13
Views: 4,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 02:17 PM; by wombat47

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

An Alternative To

Started by Lou Wood, 26th August 2004 10:52 PM

adivise, alternative, black, cheaper, create, dark, ebony, ferric, floor, flooring, fortune, fuming, ion, lou, paying, process, sqm, told, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 10:37 AM; by Termite

Forum:
FINISHING

quotes

Started by dzcook, 27th August 2004 11:26 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 12:12 AM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The oufit hasn't changed

Started by vsquizz, 29th August 2004 11:08 PM

000, 3600, age, bad, bedroom, chain, changed, choose, chuck, command, england, feel, fire, fond, girlfriend, greenwich, home, knowledge, lounge, meals, metal, navy, oufit, prefer, real, safe, time, told, tonnes, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 11:08 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Sanding a painted jarrah door

Started by Complete Novice, 28th August 2004 02:32 AM

bits, bringing, bugger, door, easier, eventually, filler, front, glass, handle, holding, jarrah, matt, nice, novice, paint, painted, previous, risking, sanding, scratching, sections, stain, suggestions, thankyou, told, townhouse, upright, white, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 10:53 AM; by nt900

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

T Track Supply

Started by Termite, 20th August 2004 09:39 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 01:57 AM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Staining and Danish Oil

Started by jimmyjames, 20th August 2004 01:27 AM

appreciated, based, change, cloth, coat, correct, craftsman, danish, fibres, grain, green, heard, oil, oiling, planning, poly, required, rust, scourers, scrothbrite, spirit, stain, staining, steel, time, told, top, type, watyl, wool

Replies: 6
Views: 8,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2004 09:22 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Celebrating

Started by ozwinner, 19th August 2004 08:43 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:43 AM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

A different type of finish

Started by Babytoolman, 9th August 2004 10:48 PM

add, common, disolves, father, finish, guys, jar, law, learnt, polystyrean, roger, saturday, spelt, thickens, thinner, told, type

Replies: 5
Views: 2,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 10:43 PM; by Babytoolman

Forum:
FINISHING

Help please!

Started by jimmyjames, 8th August 2004 11:01 AM

babyco, bought, bring, clean, correct, danish, finish, front, light, low, lustre, maple, match, oil, ply, refinishing, reply, sand, scratched, sell, sort, stained, store, test, timber, told, top, tops, tung, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 11:01 AM; by jimmyjames

Forum:
FINISHING

Insurance for woodworkers

Started by Toymaker Len, 23rd July 2004 03:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blanks, calls, companys, contact, cover, drawing, fall, head, hit, income, insurance, insurer, liability, market, mention, netted, nice, phone, products, provide, public, response, smoke, solid, stairs, sue, ten, told, woodworker/toymaker, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 5,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 03:33 PM; by PAH1

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

Fricken' ATO

Started by silentC, 30th July 2004 03:07 PM

$2065, $295, $590, account, amount, ato, balance, called, charge, cheese, company, conversation, cut, debt, deferred, explained, figure, fricken, gst, introduced, pay, payment, payments, payout, person, post, representing, tax, told, weeks

Replies: 8
Views: 6,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 08:58 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Doctor's Office

Started by silentC, 12th July 2004 10:27 AM

86-year-old, advice, answer, approached, approvingly, crowded, dick, discussed, doctor, doctors, ear, embarrass, irritated, knowing, minutes, nodded, office, people, private, re-entered, receptionist, replied, sir, smiled, smugly, stated, told, waited, walked, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:57 AM; by zymurgy

Forum:
JOKES

I love Bunnings

Started by Wongo, 10th July 2004 05:37 PM

$115, $13, $23, $65, 1220x915x9mm, bunnings, buy, buying, computer, dolls, easy, expensive, house, love, mistake, morning, nice, paid, pieces, plywood, post, price, register, rolleyes, saturday, that’s, told, total, weekend, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 12:04 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Oops!

Started by fxst, 19th June 2004 11:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 11:11 PM; by fxst

Forum:
JOKES

Car park bullies

Started by Wongo, 15th June 2004 02:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

added, badly, bullies, busy, can’t, car, expect, fairly, hands, hips, left, lunch, mad, mate”, minutes, park, parked, parking, replied, respectfully, saturday, shopping, sighed, sorry”, spot, starring, told, treat, treated, waited

Replies: 39
Views: 8,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 12:09 PM; by LineLefty

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

How's this for customer service?

Started by Driver, 20th May 2004 06:40 PM

#18, blade, blades, bought, col, companys, couple, customer, delighted, design, despatched, email, esteem, excellence, expect, happy, lie-nielsen, manufacture, matches, plane, prepared, quality, service, site, told, tom, unusual, wait, willingness, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 3,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 05:04 PM; by Driver

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Tassie Oak Finish

Started by GRS, 23rd April 2004 12:29 PM

danish, finish, oak, oil, project, tas, tassie, told, type, wax, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 3,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2004 12:43 AM; by rodm

Forum:
FINISHING

Cutting Board

Started by macca2, 30th April 2004 02:42 AM

accepted, advice, board, chopping/cutting, confused, cutting, finish, food, friendly, gratefully, gurus, macca, oil, oregan, piece, suitable, told, vegetable

Replies: 8
Views: 3,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2004 12:27 PM; by macca2

Forum:
FINISHING

hanging gates

Started by oldfella, 22nd April 2004 12:47 AM

1.4, 1.5, 300mm, advance, bashing, bolt, bolts, brick, bricks, cement, coops, corner, driveway, dyna, ear, gates, hang, hanging, heavey, house, jarrah, pair, post, read, steel, thread, time, told, tube, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 7,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2004 10:03 PM; by soundman

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

How well does cold water clean?

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2004 07:54 PM

90-year-old, afternoon, anymore, attention, clean, cold, coldwater, complained, dishes, diverting, dog, football, game, grandfather, growl, hamburger, move, noticed, paper, pass, plate, plates, rural, shouted, started, substance, told, victoria, visit, water

Replies: 0
Views: 2,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 07:54 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Email Nazis

Started by silentC, 8th April 2004 04:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attached, contained, delete, easter, email, explain, forget, forwarding, insult, interestingly, mail, nazi, nazis, note, offending, p@$$, phrase, public, receives, rejected, rejection, reply, reported, send, server, telling, told, wished, worth, writes

Replies: 18
Views: 4,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2004 08:12 PM; by outback

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM

argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 11:15 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

wall covering

Started by dzcook, 26th March 2004 05:07 PM

/coverings, board, cover, covering, david, fairing, fibro, hate, haveing, house, hse, jobs, joint, lines, makes, paints, plaster, post, prevoius, reading, rough, smooth, surface, taht, texture, thks, told, ups, wall, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 2,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 09:31 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
PLASTERING

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