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Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Understanding your wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 06:03 PM

allan, dying, hope, marriage, time, times, understand, understanding, wife, woodturner, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:21 PM; by K_S

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Glass of beer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 11:53 AM

added, allan, answer, bar, beer, call, decided, drinker, dying, glass, hope, left, minutes, nature, note, protect, read, returned, sitting, spat, time, worried, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 02:54 PM; by munruben

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Mixed feelings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 11:22 AM

car, cliff, drive, dying, feelings, hope, mixed, mmmmm, mother-in-law, time, watched, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dance on your grave

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:56 PM

buried, dance, grave, hope, mother-in-law, sea

Replies: 2
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 11:16 PM; by munruben

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Best man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:00 PM

allan, brothers, chance, dying, hope, man, prove, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 10:15 AM; by Gra

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Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Munruben Cattle Ranch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 06:14 PM

500, allan, bloke, branding, called, cattle, day, dying, hazy, head, heaven, hope, invested, lazy, luck, lucky, met, munruben, ranch, sevens, survived, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 12:29 PM; by munruben

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Wanted - another go.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2007 09:06 PM

allan, bullet, club, dying, foot, head, hit, home, hope, late, lower, night, roof, time, wanted, wife, woodworking, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 07:59 AM; by Rodgera

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Goodbye kiss

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 12:14 PM

allan, dying, goodbye, holiday, hope, kiss, kissing, stand, time, wife, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Protecting stumps

Started by LotteBum, 19th September 2007 12:22 PM

build, cheers, created, deck, diagram, dust, evidenced, excavate, forum, front, guys, hope, insight, late, listened, lotte, noted, opinion, partner, past, path, protecting, smart, soil, storm, stumps, unbelievable, weekend, wetting, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 09:21 AM; by LotteBum

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The ant and the elephant

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2007 09:23 PM

allan, ant, apologies, david, disturbing, dying, elephant, giraffe, hope, joke, love, news, story, time, tonight, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:14 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Grand Final time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM

active, ahhh, allan, arrive, drab, dying, excitement, final, grand, hope, life, pickpockets, sex, time, wait, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 05:35 PM; by munruben

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Floating floor around steel door frames

Started by Sawpoint, 10th September 2007 01:48 AM

base, bathroom, bedrooms, carpet, cheers, comments, cut, daughters, dining, door, doors, floating, floor, floors, frames, gap, halfway, hope, ideas, keen, laying, lounge, passage, perth, sawpoint, silkwood, steel, tiles, unit, web

Replies: 4
Views: 4,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 05:07 PM; by 123

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FLOORING

Crook carby in the car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM

allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:31 PM; by pawnhead

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Party trick.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 03:28 PM

activates, allan, answer, colon, complete, computer, concentration, dying, e.g, grandchild, hope, insert, line, live, mark, marked, party, peter, petition, question, requires, rest, stop, time, trick, type, typed, typing, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Great Free Software for bearer and Joist estimation

Started by WA_decker, 24th August 2007 02:54 PM

bearer, bearers, called, decking, estimation, floor, found, free, gem, great, helpful, hope, joist, joists, lengths, loads, roofing, select, software, solutions, spans, specings, timber, to2tsup, type, v2.02, wa_decker, website, wind, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 11,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 06:04 PM; by WA_decker

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Scuba diver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:06 PM; by munruben

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Sorting out ants

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th September 2007 03:18 PM

allan, ants, check, class, dying, easy, female, females, hope, job, male, morning, night, science, sorting, spout, teapot, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 03:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

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Merbau- again, this time on a boat...

Started by hansp77, 1st August 2007 02:42 AM

boat, colour, concerned, cracking, drying, excessively, faded, girlfriendwink, hope, leave, merbau, months, nappisan, oiling, patient, plan, process, pushpit, raw, seating, soak, splinters, stop, teak, timber, time, weeks, weeks/months, white, white/silver/grey

Replies: 4
Views: 4,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 11:53 PM; by hansp77

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FINISHING

Wood work.

Started by Mr Bulldogs, 5th September 2007 10:23 AM

camping, cetificate, class, crane, enjoying, experiences, fun, hope, jobs, junee, junee/wood, knowledge, lathes, learning, school, shovel, taking, tech, tech/duke, timber, wood, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 10:30 AM; by sporky

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FINISHING

Oh so simple - Oh so easy! and cheap!!

Started by Black Ned, 4th September 2007 04:42 PM

answer, ash, cheap, clean, damp, dip, dirty, easy, fine, garden, glass, hope, ideas, internet, job, misery, p.s, panel, perfect, powerfull, rag, rub, simple, solved, sparkling, thirty, troubles, wait, water, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 07:29 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Long Lengths and transportation

Started by cflake, 28th August 2007 11:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-5yo, 5.4m, aluminium, arcs, assume, bars, business, cab, carry, carrying, day, delivery, doors, driver, hang, hope, hours, house, lengths, long, normal, realistically, renovation, replaced, sedan, skirts, solves, transportation, ute, wondering

Replies: 15
Views: 3,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 02:21 PM; by commodorenut

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 2,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Homesick Scotsman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:18 PM

allan, arrested, bourke, breaking, claimed, department, dying, glasgow, glass, homesick, hope, melbourne, myer, scotsman, store, time, windows, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 03:00 PM; by Chumley

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Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

I hate neighbors!

Started by DarrylF, 23rd November 2003 01:23 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

10pm, 119am, 9am, bad, bah, buggers, door, firing, gawd, guess, hangovers, hate, hope, humbug, listening, louder, music, nasty, neighbors, party, peoples, tablesaw

Replies: 52
Views: 15,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 09:20 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 12:22 PM

allan, bend, board, centre, continuous, country, day, dying, floodgates, highway, hope, job, lasted, line, paint, roads, task, time, white, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 11:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three rings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th August 2007 04:58 PM

allan, dying, engagement, hope, involves, marriage, married, remember, ring, rings, suffering, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:24 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Top Decking design layout - your opinions please

Started by WA_decker, 22nd August 2007 06:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100mm, ballistrade, bay, bit, deck, decking, design, diagonal, easier, edge, exits, filled, hexagon, hexagonal, hope, joist, joists, layout, lean, middle, opinions, opinions/ideas, overhang, patio, plan, poles, putting, save, starting, wa_decker

Replies: 16
Views: 4,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 01:48 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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DECKING

Memories.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 02:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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America today

Started by munruben, 22nd August 2007 11:40 PM

america, bob, bush, cash, clinton, hope, johnny, today

Replies: 5
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 11:14 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

A man can only hope

Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:22 PM

box, carton, centerfold, cover, hope, man, milk, mistress, picture, playboy, son, wheaties, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 03:27 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fire at school

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th August 2007 01:29 PM

allan, answered, coming, dying, fair, fire, home, hope, johnny, mate, mum, remember, replied, school, set, smoking, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Bushfires near Tolmie

Started by scooter, 6th December 2006 09:10 AM

16 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 16

borer, bushfires, cheers, concerned, frequent, gday, hope, meg, mentions, news, safe, sean, tolmie, wood

Replies: 236
Views: 25,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 12:13 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Greyhound

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th August 2007 12:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$700, allan, broke, calder, drag, dying, greyhound, happy, hope, lead, legs, lost, moment, paid, races, raceway, ran, recently, time, tram, trier, walking, whilst, won, worried

Replies: 18
Views: 2,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:29 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Brakes not working

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2007 12:16 PM

allan, brakes, car, dying, fix, hope, horn, local, louder, mechanic, overcame, time, working, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 12:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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