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The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

Forum:
JOKES

Thankyou Mr Bosch

Started by Iain, 5th May 2005 03:54 PM

2005, arrange, arrives, ball, bit, bosch, charger, cordless, day, driver, faulty, fix, greenie, hardware, heard, impressed, ixo, pick, prompt, quick, real, scream, shop, thankyou, tin, told, unit, wednesday, worries, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 03:54 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Redgum stumps

Started by neddy, 6th April 2004 05:53 PM

150year, ago, ground, house, light, plates, redgum, restumped, rot, rotting, shed, signs, sinking, sole, stumps, told, trees

Replies: 11
Views: 8,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 01:56 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Our beautiful SWMBO's

Started by burn, 5th May 2005 10:04 AM

beautiful, bite, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dishes, dishwasher, duties, eat, girl, hot, house, landscaper, laundry, lawn, load, married, meal, meals, mowed, swmbo, swmbos, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 10:04 AM; by burn

Forum:
JOKES

Cutting asbestos without too much dust

Started by Kram, 17th March 2005 03:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angle, asbestos, blade, board, causing, comment, cut, cutting, doorway, dust, excellent, fibro, forum, found, gday, glad, gonna, grinder, install, lotta, mask, property, queenslander, reckon, sections, suspect, told, type, wall, wear

Replies: 17
Views: 21,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 09:58 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

read it and weep

Started by womble, 29th April 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

butcher, carl, cours, cuz, damian, dwn, eek, fun, huh, iunno, jeeees, kewlness, language, laughter, lol, monthz, olds, omg, outz, read, so0o, stay, stuffz, tears, thass, told, touch, traves, weep, write

Replies: 22
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 05:25 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

advice re rainwater tank

Started by macklin, 16th April 2005 08:25 PM

advice, bought, brown, calculate, cover, holds, info, john, leaks, macklin, marks, owner, previous, property, question, rainwater, site, stop, tank, told, upkeep, water, web, weep, white

Replies: 10
Views: 2,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2005 11:34 PM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Restumping

Started by Bear, 14th April 2005 06:03 PM

$150, $300, 1.2, 1metre, batch, bear, building, buy, buying, concrete, difference, ground, guy, house, job, left, lot, metre, person, price, question, quick, rang, reason, restumping, sold, sound, stumps, told

Replies: 4
Views: 2,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2005 05:44 PM; by chrisp

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Welcome to new member.

Started by Sturdee, 9th April 2005 06:14 PM

allowance, bayswater, board, boots, btw, business, criticize, dear, eek, expect, forum, guru, history, judged, listen, means, member, midst, nice, omm, perceptions, peter, post, posts, replying, searching, told, welcomed, wisdom, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 07:47 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

What do u do with old fluro tubes ?

Started by Gumby, 4th April 2005 07:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bin, bit, break, chucked, clean, fit, fluro, light, lighting, no-no, plenty, popular, throw, told, tubes, wheely, workshop

Replies: 22
Views: 4,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 07:38 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Musical ditties

Started by jow104, 8th April 2005 06:08 PM

advisable, bed, broadband, ditties, downloading, ears, link, listen, load, musical, suspect, taking, time, told

Replies: 0
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 06:08 PM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

15 amp power lines

Started by Bob Willson, 20th March 2005 02:20 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

.65, 108-140, 220v, amp, amps, bang, blow, compressor, condensers, cupboard, dia, draws, heavy, illegible, length, line, lines, melting, metres, mfd, plate, power, reasonable, run, startup, strands, supposedly, told, tool, wire

Replies: 38
Views: 6,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 02:44 AM; by Schtoo

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Vampire bat.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM

bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 5
Views: 2,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 01:07 AM; by Robert WA

Forum:
JOKES

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

How sweet it is

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd April 2005 11:13 AM

accept, admonishes, armchair, bonfire, boys, demands, digest, donated, exasperated, explain, father, furniture, house, houses, items, lounge, peering, reach, readers, road, sofa, sons, spies, strangers, struggling, suites, sweet, times, told, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2005 08:27 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Aqua Tile Tileboard waterproof membrane???

Started by ptrott, 1st April 2005 03:19 PM

adhesive, adhesives, aqua, based, bondcrete, compatible, crommelins, gunnersons, liquid, maxibond, membrane, membranes, nails, parburys, parchem, phone, products, recommend, ring, selleys, sheet, solvent, suitable, tile, tileboard, told, voiding, warranty, waterproof, waterproofing

Replies: 0
Views: 2,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 03:19 PM; by ptrott

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Had me in stitches

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM

angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:44 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

analysing insulating material

Started by EMistral, 17th March 2005 11:36 AM

analysing, analyze, asbestos, basically, bring, certify, company, eric, guys, insulating, lab, live, material, melbourne, prefer, roof, sample, told, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 2,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2005 11:38 PM; by Wildman

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

hinges

Started by dzcook, 21st February 2005 11:26 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 3,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2005 06:08 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

more lamipanel

Started by rackrussel, 19th February 2005 04:01 PM

2hrs, cheers, cut, cuts, cutter, easily, fibro, grainlengthways, hardware, installing, join, lamipanel, mates, nearest, neat, neatly, nice, reliable, screen, sealed, set, sheet, shower, sourceshifty, standard, store, stuff, suggestions, told, tools

Replies: 6
Views: 5,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:10 AM; by Iain

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Filling in defects in Jarrah

Started by gpsmith, 6th February 2005 10:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bar, beginning, boards, cracking, cracks, defects, fill, filling, forums, gaps, gratefully, greg, jarrah, mentioned, middle, mixture, pva, received, recycled, resin, sawdust, splits, suggestions, told, top, tyia

Replies: 15
Views: 4,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2005 04:19 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

BACK IN THE U.k.

Started by jow104, 17th February 2005 02:29 AM

bum, button, buttons, clever, damn, dose, flush, hot, instructions, janet, japs, jet, loo, night, operate, paid, press, remain, result, seated, special, spray, sprayed, stop, suceed, told, visit, water, whe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 11:49 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spray Finish for Pine Entertainment Unit

Started by Gazza, 31st January 2005 03:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appreciated, baltic, drying, dust, entertainment, finish, finished, information, laquer, laquers, lot, lounge, pine, poly, product, profession, settled, settleing, shops, short, slow, spray, sprayed, spraying, stains, suggest, suitable, time, told, unit

Replies: 19
Views: 4,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2005 12:16 PM; by Gazza

Forum:
FINISHING

Venting my spleen.

Started by DanP, 31st January 2005 02:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, brisbane, call, called, country, friday, independently, item, mad, melbourne, months, october, operated, phone, reply, run, spleen, spoke, stock, store, stores, supply, time, told, venting, wait, waited, week, worries, xxxxx-xxx

Replies: 35
Views: 4,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2005 09:49 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

We learn every day

Started by Peter R, 19th January 2005 04:57 PM

$70.00, affect, blooming, charger, corner, cost, day, earth, expert, eye, field, glow, hand, hooked, learn, looked, magnetic, mobile, monitor, nothing.o, on.confused, peter, phone, prominent, red, set, shake, stereo, strain, told

Replies: 4
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:39 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Peed off

Started by Fantapantz, 17th January 2005 04:02 PM

$0.00, $130, $150.this, acacia, air, air-con, attempted, auto, bring, buggering, car, check, complaints, cost, die, evaporator, hour, leak, leaking, minutes, model, official, peed, promptly, radiators, rang, replace, ridge, system, told

Replies: 8
Views: 2,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 05:13 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toothache???

Started by silentC, 17th January 2005 01:23 PM

barely, brain, centimetres, days, denver, embedded, expected, eye, gun, hospital, ice, injured, injury, katerina, lawler, markey, metcalse, missing, mouth, nail, patrick, person, pretty, rare, realise, recovering, skull, spend, told, toothache

Replies: 6
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2005 03:12 PM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skype.com

Started by Peter R, 28th December 2004 07:40 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 2,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2005 03:12 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

wet and dry - hook and loop sandpaper

Started by Rowan, 31st December 2004 10:09 AM

200, burl, car, cutting, depth, dry, fine, finish, hook, improve, inquired, life, loop, loop/valcroe, paper, polish, polishing, quantities, recently, ros, sandpaper, slab, sprayed, standard, stock, suggestion, told, victoria, wet, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 3,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2004 11:56 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Stained timber

Started by Yvette S, 28th December 2004 05:22 PM

advance, bleed, brown, cream, door, ensure, jambs, loved, marbled, metho, owners, paint, painting, previous, primer, regard, remove, replace, skirtings, special, stain, stain?d, stained, timber, told, top, trims, windows, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 2,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2004 06:05 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
PAINTING

Compatibility of roofing materials

Started by jackiew, 15th December 2004 03:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 19
Views: 5,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 03:16 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Blind Parachuting

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM

300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 06:58 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

Telstra Tales

Started by Peter R, 6th December 2004 07:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$20, account, amazed, authority, bathurst, call, days, decided, happened, internet, iprimus, knowing, kooee, melb, mind, month, operator, phone, rang, recording, ring, service, set, spoke, started, tales, telstra, told, trouble, voice

Replies: 34
Views: 7,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 09:57 PM; by Toggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cleaning up!

Started by vsquizz, 19th December 2004 12:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheers, cleaning, cleanup, house;, motive, pics, swmbo, told, ulterior, workshopd

Replies: 16
Views: 3,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 04:59 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Did I do the right thing?

Started by Wood Borer, 13th December 2004 11:45 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

##@, #$%^, 1km, @##$, @#$@#$#$@#%%^, @@#$$, caught, company, couldn’t, distance, double, drivers, flashing, front, highway, licence, limit, person, pull, response, road, speed, speeding, thing, time, told, tonne, trucks, type, users

Replies: 24
Views: 3,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2004 09:35 AM; by HappyHammer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

varnish problem

Started by leon spinks, 10th December 2004 06:51 AM

bathrooms, blah, cabinet, cabinets, converstaion, counter, disappear, doors, drip, drips, feel, finish, finished, fix, found, grain, house, maker, problem, renovation, surfaces, taking, talking, told, top, varnish, veneer, water, wife, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 3,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 10:51 AM; by jur

Forum:
FINISHING

Rendering Advice

Started by becd, 2nd December 2004 04:26 PM

advice, appreciated, brick, exterior, house, painted, previously, render, rendering, surface, told, true

Replies: 5
Views: 3,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2004 07:41 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
RENDERING

Cuckoo Clock

Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM

a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 11:01 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

What do you call your woodworking habit?

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 10:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addiction, buying, call, day, describe, euphemisms, habit, lady, mahogany, maker, mats, replied, rubber, sawdust, thinking, told, toothpick, woodworkers, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 20
Views: 3,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 05:15 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

CD burners and sumpin' else

Started by Peter R, 24th November 2004 07:44 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2004 04:05 PM; by Honest Gaza

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stainless steel splashback

Started by Para, 15th July 2003 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

charge, cheers, cut, decent, diy-ers, exists, found, glass, install, kitchen, painted, para, people, reads, rendered, replies, splash, splashback, splashbacks, stainless, steel, stick, tad, tile, tiled/splash-backed, tiles, told, uneven, wall, walls

Replies: 20
Views: 32,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 01:50 PM; by suchislife

Forum:
KITCHENS

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

Started by BigPop, 24th November 2004 05:10 PM

balance, bites, bloody, eyes, fascia, gonzo, grabbed, hornets, hump, incident, instant, instantly, ladder, laughing, mad, mate, missus, neighbours, nose, pain, rubbed, salad, schnoz, similar, smell, stop, talk, told, vinegar, virtually

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:03 AM; by BigPop

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Building pergola in Brisbane

Started by Brisboy35, 17th November 2004 06:18 PM

375m, advice, brisbane, build, building, buy, click-lock, concrete, council, decking, finding, grateful, hard, hoping, information, laid, lot, pergola, permit, pre-made, product, requirements, straight, suggestions, told

Replies: 2
Views: 2,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 12:29 PM; by blt

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

van Dyke crystals

Started by rich998, 13th November 2004 09:31 AM

advance, advise, based, crystals, deep, durability, dyke, fantastic, floor, floors, house, lightening, liquid, oak, obvious, organic, perfect, red/brown, rich, soluble, source, spills, stain, stained, timber, told, van, varnished, walnut, water

Replies: 1
Views: 2,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2004 07:14 PM; by Me2

Forum:
FINISHING

shark fishing

Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM

access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2004 08:50 AM; by sandant

Forum:
JOKES

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