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For Tikki.......

Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:28 PM

beer.eek, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug, pull, sitting, threw, tikki, unplugged, vegetative, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 06:57 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

Living will

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM; by normell

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JOKES

use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

milk on her head

Started by Farm boy, 21st November 2005 07:02 AM

,new, angel, bath, bed, children, dad, daughter, day, drink.o, elizabeth, greg, head, heads, hopfully, hot, kitchen, laughing, lovely, milk, pink, poor, pyjamas, remember, somthing, step, time, wasted, whilst, wife, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:47 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Taser Fun

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2005 11:13 PM

aaa, arch, assailant, bad, batteries, blue, burst, button, decision, directions, dog, electricity, found, fun, muscle, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, ran, sat, story, taser, thigh, thinking, time, twitching, wife, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 08:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

In praise of parking inspectors.

Started by Sturdee, 8th November 2005 07:26 PM

adjacent, book, booked, cars, city, clogged, criticised, deserve, expansive, hospital, inspectors, job, lawbreakers, learn, lesson, melbourne, meter, noticed, overstayed, overstaying, owners, parking, peter, praise, space, spaces, thread, time, whilst, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 04:39 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Golf Safety

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM

####, ball, balls, cows, doctor, eyes, golf, hey, holding, iron, lifted, middle, monogram, naturally, noticed, rear, remember, safety, staggered, stick, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 04:34 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Plastic type finnish on M.D.F.

Started by sprog1, 15th October 2005 03:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, board, carcasses, decent, doors, due, finnish, i.ve, idea, m.d.f, mdf, novice, partical, plastic, spray, stage, treat, type, useing, website, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 3,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:14 PM; by sprog1

Forum:
FINISHING

Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

As we age...

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 07:43 AM

age, change, couple, day, dressed, golfing, greeted, holding, home, priorities, purred, ropes, sexy, short, tie, tied, underwear, velvet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

A Beer before it starts

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM

asse, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, flop, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, sighed, slave, start, started, starts, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Fair Play

Started by Tikki, 21st October 2005 08:02 PM

arrived, bad, bliss, carpets, cleaned, clueless, curtain, day, days, decided, explain, fair, girl, hollow, husband, kitchen, left, move, play, prawn, removalists, resulting, rods, shells, slowly, smelled, started, steam, surely, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:48 AM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Removing Cork and underlay

Started by Stuart Hanson, 9th October 2005 03:44 PM

boards, carpet, condition, cork, cypress, entry, family/dining, floor, foyer, hallways, issues, kitchen, lounge, main, nails, pine, polished, pulled, pulling, question, refinishing, removing, rest, rugs, stuart, subfloor, talking, underlay, wife, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 4,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 05:40 PM; by rose

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Don't do it....

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 10:33 AM

bar, beer, blankets, caps, chicken, damn, delicious, dirty, dishes, doeuvres, fricking, frozen, honey, hors, husband, love, married, mug, mushroom, oven, pigs, poochie, pooh, pork, strips, sweet, weeks, wife, wings, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:32 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Fibreglassing??

Started by Wood Butcher, 20th October 2005 03:43 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 08:26 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 11:44 AM

apartment, beautiful, bedroom, birthday, boss, breakfast, cake, carrying, day, dozens, enjoyed, fired, friends, guess, happy, huge, jane, kids, lunch, martinis, meal, mind, morning, office, private, responded, secretary, table, tremendously, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 11:32 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

Charity

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 12:03 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Napisan

Started by Bluegum, 12th October 2005 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 10:45 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

If I Died, Would You....?

Started by DPB, 9th October 2005 08:59 AM

answers, bed, clubs, dear, died, expect, golf, handed, hesitatingly, house, husband, left, live, mourning, re-marry, remarried, shes, sleep, time, wife, wisely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 08:59 AM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

Disappointment and disgust

Started by gnu52, 4th October 2005 07:04 PM

annoys, bill, checked, cop, cracks, cup, damage, damaged, disappointment, disgust, ebay, excellent, glaze, irate, items, mad, packed, people, purchased, record, set, shelley, sound, storm, substitute, tea, unpacked, unpacking, wife, witnesses

Replies: 9
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 04:33 PM; by Firewalker

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

Forum:
JOKES

Lost in Wal-Mart

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st September 2005 12:56 PM

attention, blue, busted, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, legs, lost, matter, paying, pushing, red, short, shorts, tall, wal-mart, walmart, wearing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Gyprocking new addition

Started by Paul B, 19th September 2005 12:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$, addition, afford, ago, amount, bit, clue, convinced, crap, difficult, ear, experience, finish, gyprocking, half, hard, hire, job, loan, lock-up-stage, outlaws, professional, real, reason, rest, shes, stupid, telling, vilaboard, wife

Replies: 27
Views: 7,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 08:53 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
PLASTERING

Oops

Started by Baz, 18th September 2005 10:49 AM

astounded, bank, blurted, book, cash, certificates, charged, deposits, evidence, explained, faced, finally, found, handed, holdings, husband, idea, investments, issued, million, multiplied, oops, savings, shot, speak, totaling, voice, wife, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 11:36 AM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

the price of fuel

Started by shep, 10th September 2005 08:34 AM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

$187, 135ltr, 4wds, 90ks, becouse, bills, bit, bugger, car, drives, filled, fool, fuel, gday, harder, incresed, left, listening, morgage, pay, people, price, public, radio, rant, road, shep, techers, wife, yesterday

Replies: 130
Views: 17,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 09:20 PM; by fxst

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Making French Doors from scratch

Started by tinsmith2, 13th September 2005 05:27 PM

2050mm, adding, doors, ether, fixing, french, garden, gardens, hail, height, involves, limited, making, net, plans, plants, project, rock, scratch, set, sets, shed/garage, stairs, tinsmith, told, total, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 10,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2005 09:50 PM; by boban

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Shopping for the wife

Started by Tikki, 10th September 2005 10:11 PM

bra, bras, buy, day, eighths, figured, finally, fore, hat, heard, heart, lady, left, maam, measure, measured, measurement, positive, shed, shop, shopping, six-and-seven-eighths, size, start, store, told, walked, wife, womens, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 11:32 PM; by ele__13

Forum:
JOKES

The mind is an awsome thing

Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM

awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 11:27 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

How to shower.... oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 29th August 2005 02:43 PM

admire, armpits, bed, bedroom, body, cloth, dressing, floor, goody, hair, knob, leave, loofah, minutes, mirror, oldy, rinse, shake, shampoo, shower, size, sound, towel, walk, wash, water, wearing, wet, wife, woo-hoo

Replies: 3
Views: 3,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 09:22 PM; by fxst

Forum:
JOKES

Tissues

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 09:08 PM

beat, breasts, bum, characteristically, complaining, day, fetched, fresh, front, grow, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, puzzled, replied, rub, rubbing, shower, stood, stopped, suggestion, telling, tissues, toilet, uncharacteristically, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 07:47 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Option for shower/bth combo

Started by WOOD DUCK, 19th August 2005 07:59 PM

bath, bathroom, combo, curtain, due, fit, ideas, option, plastic, proper, screens, shower, shower or bth, shower/bth, sized, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:13 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

The Rules of Manhood

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th August 2005 09:18 PM

acceptable, beer, birthday, bloke, buy, car, circumstances, conversation, discussing, drive, fight, friends, game, girlfriend, hesitate, hours, join, manhood, mate, mates, pending, pizza, reach, response, rules, shes, situations, sports, wife, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 10:51 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

My wife is not convinced....

Started by Robert WA, 6th August 2005 03:26 PM

achieve, alcohol, anus, australian, brains, bryan, centre, convinced, drinkers, drinking, healthiest, lowest, memory, mental, moderate, occasional, people, performed, reduce, research, risk, rodgers, safe, scores, study, suggests, teetotallers, thinking, verbal, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2005 07:09 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

MBGitW explained

Started by Pat, 28th July 2005 09:11 PM

acronymed, beautiful, buy, challange, debbie, drool, explained, girl, mbgitw, ring, store, tells, wife, woodworking/hardware, world

Replies: 13
Views: 3,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2005 11:15 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

Forum:
JOKES

Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Customs - Protecting Our Frontiers

Started by silentC, 5th July 2005 09:55 AM

australia, contaminated, contents, customs, drop, drug, elses, envelope, fault, floor, frontiers, golf, inspected, item, missing, pack, package, packet, person, post, process, protecting, red, singapore, sticker, tee, tees, wife, won, writes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 11:02 AM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

A bad day at the office!

Started by Tikki, 26th June 2005 12:19 AM

add, ago, audience, bad, beloved, day, days, fellow, forget, forum, hell, hurry, injury, insult, joke, kicked, kids, lady, leave, listening, lost, office, radio, sacked, station, told, wheels, wife, worth

Replies: 7
Views: 2,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2005 08:43 AM; by Pat

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

0-100 what....

Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM

0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 03:14 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Wife reckons I lost her watch in the garbage

Started by kiwigeo, 17th June 2005 08:05 PM

bench, bin, bit, bottles, cans, cardboard, clean, contents, discovering, emptied, eventually, ferret, floor, garage, garbage, hold, huge, lost, pick, pile, plan, proceded, reckons, recycling, rubbish, swmbo, throught, told, watch, wife

Replies: 13
Views: 2,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 11:42 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Drug Possesion in Aus

Started by dazzler, 1st June 2005 11:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aus, austpost, australia, baggage, cheers, corby, country, customs, dazzler, deemed, detected, distribution, doubt, drug, drugs, elvis, handlers, innocence, magistrate/judges, mind, package, possesion, possession, prove, raise, set, telling, truth, wife, worth

Replies: 20
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:55 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Welcome back viewers

Started by ozwinner, 1st June 2005 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angry, bricklayer, btw, caught, challenged, charges, confused, cool, day, days, fright, items, laid, life, missus, paid, pick, police, ppl, sad, scarey, shes, shop, sign, stealing, viewers, visit, week, wife, world

Replies: 22
Views: 2,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:09 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bravery

Started by Iain, 27th May 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 10:11 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

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