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Night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 10:57 AM

agrees, allan, attracted, barry, blonde, cheese, dying, effect, hate, hope, john, liver, mine, night, sentence, spot, time, won, words, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Sale item

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:51 PM

allan, army, buy, discovered, displayed, dying, hope, item, local, mate, pair, prominently, sale, salvation, section, shop, sign, time, touses, trousers, woodie, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:39 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Foodsafe sealing of rolling pin

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 08:16 PM

allan, clues, covered, dying, expect, extensive, flour, foodsafe, forums, hope, pin, pine, rolling, seal, sealing, search, success, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:22 AM; by jaspr

Forum:
FINISHING

Sign at Maccas

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:55 PM

allan, barry, cashier, dying, free, hamburger, hope, local, mac, maccas, mcdonalds, sign, store, time, white, worried, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 07:23 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Car number plate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2007 09:40 AM

allan, applied, branch, car, changed, deed, dying, expensive, found, hope, john, motor, msw472, munruben, number, office, personalised, plate, poll, registration, terribly, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:41 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Finishing a Jarrah Burl Table Top

Started by dogowar, 20th November 2007 12:13 AM

advance, advisable, apply, blue, bubbles, burl, coffee, coming, dribbling, edge, ensure, envirotex, fantastic, finish, finishing, glass, guide, hope, jarrah, leave, left, minimal, nice, smooth, solvent, stop, table, tac, top

Replies: 1
Views: 3,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 06:34 AM; by artme

Forum:
FINISHING

Library book

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 10:18 AM

ahhh, allan, book, boring, borrowed, characters, claimed, dying, hope, joyhn, librarian, library, munruben, person, phone, plenty, returned, storyline, time, week, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 10:18 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry's neighbour the butcher

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th November 2007 08:57 PM

allan, barry, barrys, butcher, dying, hope, introduced, meet, neighbour, patti, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 10:32 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Forgetful neighbour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th November 2007 07:57 PM

allan, box, club, cms, dying, forgetful, forgot, garden, gra, heard, hope, hose, item, metres, moved, neighbour, post, replied, time, wide, woodworking, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 08:41 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Couple of things to ponder

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th November 2007 11:37 AM

allan, cheese, couple, diarrhorea, dying, enjoys, hope, onety, people, picture, ponder, pronounced, suffer, supposed, things, time, true, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 11:37 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns!

Started by BazzaDLB, 14th November 2007 02:43 PM

advice, anymore, bob, car, caused, columns, dear, distance, dressed, driven, engine, feel, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, love, men, months, sheila, short, stalling, ultimatum, underwear, usk, wearing, worthless, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 02:43 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

roof design

Started by bmw, 12th November 2007 01:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6.1m, acceptable, bruce, build, cheers, design, designed, designing, easy, hope, house, join, length, normal, question, rafters, roof, timber, underpurlin

Replies: 21
Views: 3,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 01:57 PM; by silentC

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Dishwasher problems

Started by DionM, 13th November 2007 10:57 PM

5yr, appreciated, bit, curve, dicey, dishwasher, door, f&ps, flushly, forum, hair, hold, hope, installation, installed, latches, leak, leaks, lost, metal, past, photo, plate, problems, screws, seal, shut, tearing, water, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:27 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Thanks Neil

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2007 06:29 PM

2tsup, advise, arrives, coming, hope, morning, neil, rang, ray, rose, shipment, timbers, trend, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 01:08 PM; by jmk89

Forum:
FINISHING

Scientific study at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th November 2007 10:32 AM

allan, attend, attendance, compare, convention, developments, dying, extreme, heat, hope, international, invited, john, leading, munruben, night, overcome, planned, replied, ridicule, science, scientific, ship, simple, space, study, sun, time, travel, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

John's computer table

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 10:21 PM

allan, arm, computer, decided, developed, dying, finger, hammering, head, headache, hope, john, johns, mend, nail.2tsup, nails, noise, putting, solved, table, time, whilst, worried, wrist

Replies: 2
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:32 AM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Time please

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:52 AM

allan, answer, barry, bit, dying, eleven, hope, mate, morning, past, people, quarter, question, replied, time, visit, weird, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lobster story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:47 AM

allan, arrived, cafe, claw, dying, expect, fight, hope, john, lobster, lost, missing, munruben, replied, special, story, time, waiter, winner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:57 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Alan's M.I.L.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 09:14 PM

alan, alans, allan, arm, beware, dying, hate, hope, johns, jokes, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, offer, personality, placed.2tsup, short, split, stack, time, worried, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Housework noises

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 01:44 PM

allan, dying, hate, hope, housework, listening, noises, struggling, time, volume, watching, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 01:55 PM; by Chesand

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JOKES

Patchy Grout

Started by NSP67, 8th November 2007 10:40 PM

cheers, colour, dry, floor, grey, grout, grouting, grouts, guy, half, hope, hydrating, late, leave, letting, lines, mix, nick, patchy, rake, recommended, rumpus, shop, silver, start, started, supposed, tile, tiles, wetting

Replies: 2
Views: 2,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 12:38 PM; by pawnhead

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Half blind dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th November 2007 10:28 AM

allan, blind, bored, cat, chasing, circles, contact, dog, dying, fitted, half, hope, lens, lenses, picture, remove, run, sight, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:44 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Paddy in a fight

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:33 PM

$500, 30c, allan, attacked, dying, fierce, fight, hidden, hope, miserable, paddy, replied, robbing, socks, street, succeeded, terrific, thugs, time, walking, woodturners, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:29 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Now opening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM

airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Medical joke - weight for it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:53 PM

allan, cms, concerned, condition, doctor, dying, grow, hope, issued, joke, kgs, lose, medical, taller, time, ultimatum, wallan, weight, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 06:25 PM; by thetassiebfg

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JOKES

Forum T shirt

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:48 PM

allan, doctor, dying, ears, forum, forums, gra, hope, nose, note, replied, shirt, snout, time, trouble, warrandyte, woodwork, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 02:50 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Builder in South Yarra

Started by hotproperty, 4th November 2007 07:37 PM

added, advance, approx, brick, builder, correct, cost, costings, couple, doors, forum, french, greatu, happy, hold, hope, ideas, installed, jobs, knock, metal, recommendations, reduce, roof, set, south, supports, this.b, walls, yarra

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 07:37 PM; by hotproperty

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another M.I.L. joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th November 2007 08:49 AM

allan, arsenic, chemist, chemists, dying, hope, joke, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, photograph, prescription, replied, shop, time, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 09:11 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Language and its abuse

Started by LGS, 29th October 2007 07:49 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

abuse, coherence, comparison, define, else?arge, examples, hope, importance, invention, language, lessened, lessening, means, message, peer, politicians, priests, read, regarded, rob, society, speech, stands, statement, statements, stress, unique, word, words, wordsmiths

Replies: 117
Views: 15,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2007 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bearer and joists

Started by willsy, 29th October 2007 10:04 PM

100mm, 10m, 450, bearer, bearers, building, cee, centers, cypress, deck, decking, distance, fitted, fixing, ground, hope, joists, maximum, months, overlook, question, roof, section, size, wondering, woodwork

Replies: 6
Views: 2,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:45 PM; by DNL

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

THANK YOU WWF Members

Started by ubeaut, 15th October 2007 08:48 PM

2tsup, buying, cheers, coming, confessed, crazy, crew, day, deserves, doh, earned, effort, folks, hand, head, hope, members, neil, noel, oops, safe, secrets, sick, smack, stand, stirling, strife, time, u-beaut, wwf

Replies: 7
Views: 2,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 09:01 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
EVENTS

Lintels and Studs

Started by Lee Lee, 29th October 2007 04:41 PM

3200mm, cut, extends, fair, frame, friend, helping, hope, jamb, length, lintel, lintels, missed, noggins, past, permissible, pulling, rule, sit, sits, size, spanning, stud, studs, timber, width, window

Replies: 7
Views: 3,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 09:25 AM; by silentC

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

DIY Re-roofing

Started by wicksy, 28th October 2007 03:07 PM

100m2, air, appreciated, birds, colorbond, cons, construction, diy, expensive, greatly, hope, idea, knowledge, lay, like-, materials, measurements, pitches, pretty, replace, reroofing, ridges, roofing, roughly, sheet, size, sparky, stringlines, valleys, whirly

Replies: 4
Views: 5,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 05:50 PM; by jags

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hb Baz

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2007 04:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 05:05 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Wind Blown Forumites

Started by wheelinround, 30th October 2007 09:37 AM

avary/birds, blown, damage, forumite, forumites, heard, hope, john, loss, munruben/john, normal, qlds, recent, recently, repaired, storms, suffered, ute, wind

Replies: 5
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 04:47 PM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bolt removal

Started by Dave R, 27th October 2007 03:40 PM

bolt, bolts, cheers, container, countersunk, dave, extract, floorboards, geniuses, hardwood, head, hope, joists, philips, removal, rusted, rusty, shipping, steel, tapped

Replies: 2
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 06:09 PM; by Dave R

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Bunnies outfits HMAS Kanimbla

Started by pawnhead, 3rd October 2007 10:04 PM

bunnies, buy, colourbond, diesel, draining, drinking, due, fresh, gutter, harbour, hmas, hope, invested, kanimbla, navy, outfits, piped, quad, rainwater, roflmao, roofing, sailors, ships, store, supply, tank, touch, warehouse, warragambah, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 05:26 PM; by jerryc

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Unscramble for woodworkers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM

allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 07:24 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

I hit a pipe!!

Started by Bobby Brown, 23rd October 2007 01:58 PM

12cm, 1cm, appears, asbestos, assume, concrete, dial, diameter, dig, disused, entire, glass, hit, hope, length, line, lots, pipe, pittosporums, plan, plans, planting, property, run, sewer, shown, specks, thick, water, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 2,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:54 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

An appealing case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:30 PM

allan, answered, appeal, appealing, case, child, children, doctor, dying, expecting, father, hope, lady, marrying, news, person, replied, responsible, time, visited, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Old Croc

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JOKES

Being born

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:22 PM

ahhh, allan, attached, born, complications, dying, hope, life, remember, string, time, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

How many?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM

allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 04:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Wonder what lives Here!

Started by watson, 20th October 2007 09:29 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appeared, compacted, dirt, earth, floor, hole, hope, learn, legs, lives, morning, overnight, perfect, shaft, shed, size

Replies: 33
Views: 4,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 01:58 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

HB Benny and Dean.

Started by Groggy, 14th October 2007 11:37 PM

benny, birthday, dean, gear, guys, happy, hope, shed

Replies: 8
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 11:40 PM; by Dean

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Plans Question - for a verandah (carport size)

Started by tahna, 23rd October 2007 06:09 PM

2nd, alittle, appreciated, approval, begin, buy, carport, council, entertainment, erect, expensive, flatroof, greatly, hand, home, hope, hoping, makes, materials, pergola, plans, purchased, question, recently, sense, size, submit, suggestions, verandah, verandah/pergola

Replies: 0
Views: 3,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 06:09 PM; by tahna

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Moving house - remain "Calm"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st October 2007 08:36 PM

ago, allan, calm, carefully, concentrating, couple, david, dropped, dying, excessive, fastidious, floor, gear, giving, hard, hope, house, moving, piece, premises, remain, sawdust, shavings, sweeping, taking, time, weeks, workout.2tsup, workshop, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 12:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Finishing equipment

Started by L R P, 22nd October 2007 02:54 PM

$100, apply, chairs, compressor, equipment, feed, finishes, finishing, gravity, green, gun, helpfull, hope, ish, job, market, pine, pot, shop, sort, spray, suggestions, tables, toys, underneath

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 02:54 PM; by L R P

Forum:
FINISHING

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