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Chalres and Camilla again....

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 09:50 AM

bedroom, bloody, boy, camilla, chalres, charles, darling, door, exclaimed, feels, god, groan, harder, heir, left, navy, night, philip, prince, pry, queen, shoe, shoes, suite, throne, tight, tighter, told, wedding, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 12:19 PM; by Buzzer

Forum:
JOKES

Solid Timber floorboards & acclimatisation?

Started by vGolfer, 28th October 2005 11:28 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

130, 19mm, acclimatisation, acclimatise, bit, boards, cheers, couple, delivered, floorboards, glued, idea, installation, monday, nailed, people, raher, secret, site, solid, spot, timber, time, told, top, wait, waste, wednesday, weeks, yellowtongue

Replies: 36
Views: 12,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2006 10:35 PM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

Why my wife left me

Started by doug the slug, 17th March 2006 03:30 PM

$45, 12-pack, beer, born, buy, child, cut, day, drinker, drinking, expenses, hell, home, left, looked, makeup, minute, pretty, receipt, shell, shopping, told, understand, wait, weekends, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 04:39 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Inspections, what to expect

Started by lostemma, 15th March 2006 04:01 PM

bank, builders, building, catch, councils, draw-down, duped, expect, familiar, finished, frame, frames, happy, hoping, house, inspect, inspected, inspection, inspections, light, lock-up, money, odd, owner, plans, shed, steel, told, top, wooden

Replies: 6
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2006 11:00 AM; by lostemma

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

Forum:
JOKES

Decking advice

Started by SIMONLEWIS, 1st March 2006 10:35 AM

10m, 6.9m, advice, amount, bearers, building, clearance, cut, deal, deck, decking, easier, hangers, issue, joist, joists, laying, level, lot, low, site, timber, told, top, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 2,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 09:12 PM; by ThePope

Forum:
DECKING

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

The Bathtub

Started by mudgutts, 31st January 2006 04:15 PM

bathtub, buts, cheap, cheaper, companies, ether, expensive, happy, live, owner, pruduct, re-enamial, replace, reply, rural, tight, tile, told, tub

Replies: 4
Views: 2,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:53 AM; by mudgutts

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

RC Concrete Block Garage

Started by Metung, 4th December 2005 06:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approach, block, brick/block, brickwork/blockwork, built, concrete, dimensions, due, external, finished, garage, inclined, internal, reasonable, reasons, rendered, rough, told, variation, wall, walls

Replies: 16
Views: 6,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 07:30 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
CONCRETING

Looking for carpenter, Ringwood, VIC

Started by sidor, 25th February 2006 08:28 PM

advice, bathroom, beam, bearing, bedrooms, build, built, carpenter, ceiling, eastern, ensuite, hanging, install, internal, load, lower, melborune, option, options, prefer, recommend, require, ringwood, roof, suggest, told, vic, wall, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2006 10:28 AM; by ThePope

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Navman GPS Navigation Unit

Started by meerkat, 10th February 2006 12:08 PM

amount, basically, buy, company, complain, complaint, completely, coz, customer, date, effort, exception, feels, free, gps, guts, line, maps, melways, months, navigation, navman, release, response, ripped, sensis, throw, told, understood, unit

Replies: 3
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2006 09:39 PM; by doug1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing part of a benchtop

Started by blu76u, 7th February 2006 11:13 PM

benchtop, causing, companies, confused, easy, father, glued, hot, jobs, join, kitchen, laminate, law, moment, mother, original, procedure, quotes, replace, replacing, saucepan, screaming, section, supply, tips, told, true, weeks, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:26 PM; by blu76u

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Timber deck over concrete verandah?

Started by chromis, 31st January 2006 12:24 AM

concrete, deck, timber, told, true, verandah

Replies: 10
Views: 16,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 10:41 PM; by chromis

Forum:
DECKING

Regulator for LPG gas cooktop??

Started by Pulpo, 27th January 2006 05:38 PM

50mm, arrow, assume, bolt, brass, comfirm, cooktop, dreadful, flows, gas, instructions, lpg, nut, pulpo, purchased, purpose, regulator, screw, screw/small, sticking, told, [regulator], [simpson]

Replies: 8
Views: 8,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 10:15 AM; by The Big O

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Census

Started by Ashore, 2nd February 2006 10:58 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 09:24 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What a difference a name makes

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:50 PM

agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, change, changing, check, dear, dick, difference, dyke, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, left, lesbian, letter, makes, office, penis, pride, reads, send, signed, sincerely, sir, told, van

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

AT Last...

Started by Baz, 22nd January 2006 07:36 PM

bother, confession, conscience, father, hed, joke, lumber, novena, otoole, plans, priest, repent, selling, son, stealing, time, told, twenty, understand, wood, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 09:23 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Drilling into concrete stumps - ok?

Started by djhaslett, 22nd January 2006 08:40 AM

bits, boards, concrete, couple, darren, drill, drilling, fix, fixing, gday, holes, house, ideas, nail, no-no, plinth, post, screws, section, sitting, stumps, told, weatherboard

Replies: 8
Views: 6,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 10:33 AM; by Exador

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

Started by barrysumpter, 21st January 2006 06:42 AM

bad, call, claiming, d.ck, deck, diiiaaaak, draw, friend, huge, internet, joke, leave, looked, neckid, office, phone, photo, pronouciation, ran, red, removed, repeated, rest, shower, southen, spell, spent, told, wife, window

Replies: 4
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 09:44 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Post Restumping

Started by phyllis, 10th January 2006 08:52 PM

80%, ahead, bog, caused, change, concrete, condition, damage, drop, dropped, expect, floor, hard, helpconfused, house, levelled, months, phyllis, post, restumping, settle, settling, straight, stumps, tile, told, true, understand, walls, weeks

Replies: 10
Views: 5,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2006 08:27 AM; by attie

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Welding on vehicle

Started by journeyman Mick, 15th January 2006 05:26 PM

4x4, ago, alternator, arc, battery, bearing, board, bought, clamp, computers, confused, diesel, diodes, earth, fry, frying, injection, lead, mechanical, mick, precautions, pretty, prevent, remove, rodeo, told, turbo, ute, vehicle, welding

Replies: 9
Views: 2,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 06:59 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Oh, Fickle Fortune!

Started by silentC, 10th January 2006 10:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, building, built, cairns, chap, consulted, council, dear, discuss, fickle, fortune, frame, gods, half, inspection, inspector, job, mocking, moved, mustve, nerve, paying, rang, relationship, retired, run, told, wonderful

Replies: 17
Views: 2,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 08:41 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Building over deep sewage.

Started by Beaton, 29th December 2005 06:36 PM

6x6, block, build, building, closer, corner, deep, fence, fig, found, half, inspection, line, meter, picked, question, runs, sewage, shed, spot, ther, thinking, told, tree, yard

Replies: 5
Views: 2,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 03:18 AM; by maglite

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Started by Wongo, 12th December 2005 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

“miaw”.mad, assigned, bastard, bookshelves, can’t, cat, damn, days, devil, eat, father, fed, feed, filled, food, forgive, house, hungry, in-laws, irritating, left-over, mad, sinned, told, tuna?mad, water, wife

Replies: 49
Views: 5,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:46 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vic Lacquer Suppliers

Started by echnidna, 9th December 2005 02:04 PM

$90, ballarat, based, ducks, gambier, geelong, lacquer, local, melbourne, outa, price, season, shoulda, suppliers, told, vic, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 09:20 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

Chilli

Started by bennylaird, 8th December 2005 02:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 02:39 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

american comedy shows

Started by macklin, 30th November 2005 04:41 PM

$45, $50, allen, altered, american, australian, burns, code, comedy, cost, dean, east, exydvd, george, gippsland, gracie, jack, johny, luck, martin, play, recorder, reformatted, region, sell, shows, system, tape, told, untill

Replies: 2
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2005 09:03 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Donating Your Organs

Started by Wood Borer, 28th October 2005 10:31 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloke, die, donate, donating, heck, hospital, hurt, laziness, liver, mate, meg, mine, opinions, organs, people, reasons, register, registered, religious, scared, selfishness, slack, sorts, told, transplant, waiting, worn

Replies: 43
Views: 5,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:06 PM; by Greg Q

Forum:
POLLS

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

I always thought there was something odd about the Welsh

Started by silentC, 16th November 2005 05:10 PM

bag, bit, blunt, bowl, club, cut, cutters, explain, fan, game, gethin, hacking, huish, left, loss, minutes, odd, pain, picking, rugby, smh, snipping, social, started, testicles, thought, toilet, told, wales, welsh

Replies: 9
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:53 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What has your kid said?

Started by Gingermick, 20th November 2005 10:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3yr, breakfast, day, disdainful, errr, fridge, incredulous, kid, lighter, note, pooh, ready, told, tub, voice, winnie, yoghurt

Replies: 25
Views: 2,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 09:49 PM; by Ratbag Oz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Airbrushing

Started by hires54, 16th November 2005 06:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, airbrush, airbrushing, appreciated, bought, budget, burst, compressor, confusedmy, daughter, home, ideas, inflated, pressure, rim, sites, told, tube

Replies: 21
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 10:32 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

paddy and mick

Started by doug the slug, 19th November 2005 12:13 AM

#####, analyse, blood, bout, bridget, bring, covered, damage, doctor, fighting, growing, happened, home, jar, kidney, kidneys, mick, micks, paddy, pss, replied, replies, savage, severe, specimen, test, told, truce, violence, whyu

Replies: 0
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 12:13 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

does balau bleed?

Started by julianx, 14th November 2005 03:17 PM

application, balau, bark, bleed, building, colour, customer, deck, experience, iron, kwila, likes, price, spa, told

Replies: 4
Views: 2,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 11:59 PM; by julianx

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Patchy Floorboards

Started by Jake 75, 15th November 2005 02:42 PM

ago, cleaning, damage, days, feast, floorboards, floorshine, floorstrip, ideas, jake, kitchen, lounge, original, patches, patchy, polish, remove, satin, stay, told, traffic, user, watson, wear

Replies: 1
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2005 11:11 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
FLOORING

I Hate PAINTING

Started by savage, 7th November 2005 08:23 AM

acrylic, allowed, bricks, deadman, hart, hate, interior/exterior, knack, lead, mess, mortar, p.s, paint, painting, pro, reckon, savageeric, short, sounding, spray, style, suggestions, sunscreen, swmbo, throwing, told, walking, wall, walls, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 3,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2005 09:07 PM; by savage

Forum:
PAINTING

What is it with Timbecon? <<< RANT MODE >>>

Started by Wild Dingo, 17th October 2005 04:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

>>>, <<<, bloody, business, company, customer, definantly, friday, friggin, mad, mode, monday, months, note, people, rant, ring, ruddy, satisfaction, send, service, shane, simply, staff, stand, thursday, timbecon, told, wait, weeks

Replies: 22
Views: 5,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2005 10:57 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Human nature - Gotta luv it

Started by ubeaut, 23rd October 2005 03:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$118.80, bloody, call, card, cheers, cleared, consciences, credit, farts, goodness, gotta, hear, honesty, human, lady, leave, luv, machine, melb, nature, neil, pauline, phone, predictable, received, ring, spoke, talk, told, unrewarded

Replies: 39
Views: 4,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 11:25 PM; by scooter

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Quick dry finish for bar top?

Started by bennylaird, 27th October 2005 08:39 AM

2.4, bar, camphor, dry, dust, features, finish, insects, job, laurel, melbourne, metre, poly, quick, resist, told, top, wood, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
FINISHING

Talk about wrong place at the wrong time....

Started by silentC, 24th October 2005 05:31 PM

brisbane, bullet, car, coast, court, cow, ensure, failed, fired, guilty, heard, hospital, husband, jury, kill, leg, missed, nathan, place, rifle, shed, shot, stadler, sunshine, talk, time, told, tunning, tyson, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 3,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:51 PM; by JohnM

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Customer service - wha....?

Started by Driver, 23rd October 2005 05:48 PM

$107.80, $170, $50, attitude, bloke, cancel, colleague, company, condescending, couple, customer, deposit, docket, door, doors, gst, happy, lady, lower, mad, mind, people, price, queried, quoted, repeated, service, size, told, wha

Replies: 6
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:00 PM; by Gaza

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Windows

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:20 AM

argument, automatically, boy, call, complaining, contractor, diary, doesn’t, double-pane, energy-efficient, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, installed, line, pay, proceeded, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:20 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

:)

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM

church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:39 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Napisan

Started by Bluegum, 12th October 2005 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 10:45 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Handling a quote dispute

Started by vGolfer, 3rd October 2005 04:00 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$5.80, $7.5k, $7k, 90x45, 90x45s, advice, bloke, btw, dispute, f17, forward, hadve, handling, job, kidding, mate, max, measure, mistake, month, move, offered, pay, pays, quotes, reckons, thread, timber, told, trade

Replies: 49
Views: 7,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 10:39 AM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

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