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What the?

Started by Gumby, 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM

,was, addicted, agin, ago, days, eek, hours, jumped, logged, middle, mrning, night, post, screen, sleep, thread, top, visited, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM; by Gumby

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Happy Days

Started by craigb, 5th May 2004 04:35 PM

$200, amazing, astonished, attention, australian, cameo, cash, corner, days, father, fosters, glen, guy, happy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, totally, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 04:35 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

Clever forum

Started by Wongo, 23rd March 2004 12:19 PM

automatically, box, clever, don’t, email, forum, generate, hmm, mail, morning, multiple, night, notify, occurred, office, post, previous, read, receive, replies, reply, send, sense, server, smart, web

Replies: 6
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2004 06:05 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brisi WWW

Started by Shane Watson, 20th March 2004 10:21 PM

bbq, brisi, coming, mongolian, night, ready, sizzling, www

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2004 10:21 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's never too late to learn something new

Started by journeyman Mick, 11th March 2004 11:37 PM

abbott, ancient, archives, bothers, brother, brought, celebrate, cellars, check, checked, copies, copying, dinner, double, earliest, front, heads, late, learn, manuscript, manuscripts, missing, monks, night, notices, replies, search, weeping, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2004 11:37 PM; by journeyman Mick

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JOKES

I'm sure I haven’t got any right to comment on the bible, but …

Started by Eastie, 2nd December 2003 04:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abrasive, bible, books, brass, comment, cover, dull, dulling, flipping, guess, handbook, handbook”, hardware, haven’t, mark, night, polishers, polisher’s, reminds, restorers, restoring/aging, shiny, solid, steel, stuff, thinking, tools, whilst, wishes, wool

Replies: 15
Views: 5,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 10:22 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Story time with uncle Dave

Started by DaveInOz, 28th March 2003 09:27 AM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

beating, blades, bucketed, chill, corro, dark, dave, flashed, flouresent, glare, hell, inside, lighting, night, polished, rain, roof, shed, steady, stormy, story, sweating, tattoo, time, tools, uncle, white

Replies: 285
Views: 49,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2003 11:45 AM; by craigb

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A Woodies Yarn

Another Lone Ranger story

Started by Driver, 11th December 2003 06:40 PM

315am, american, appears, approximately, bastards, beautiful, chronologically, evident, friend, insignificant, kemo, leo, lone, lord, masked, millions, moment, native, night, powerful, ranger, sabay, sighs, stars, stolen, story, tells, tent, theologically, tonto

Replies: 3
Views: 2,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 08:15 AM; by Zed

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JOKES

NEWSFLASH ……. Woodworking supplier preforms outstanding job.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 16th October 2003 11:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$50.00, arrange, called, card, credit, delivered, delivery, fine, h&f, heavy, heavy…, home, job, knowing, mcphee’s, melbourne, morning, newsflash, night, outstanding, preforms, product, ready, size, supplier, told, tuesday, wasn’t, woodworking, word

Replies: 23
Views: 7,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2003 05:59 PM; by clubbyr8

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Talking Clock

Started by silentC, 26th November 2003 05:01 PM

315, bloke, boom, clang, clock, cries, ear-shattering, explodes, gong, hey, impromptu, invites, learn, loud, mantle, mates, morning, night, party, piece, pub, spots, street, strikes, talking, tish, voice, watch, whaddya

Replies: 2
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 09:15 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

The Stinks big night out .....

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 14th November 2003 10:26 AM

arrived, assume, bad, big, couple, guidance, home, hours, invited, isn’t, machinery, mad, meeting, mobile, neglected, night, project, question, smell, sort, special, stinks, stinky, suggested, suggestions, time, unannounced, undertake, wiser, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 2,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 09:40 PM; by schaf

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Life lessons

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 12:58 PM

bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, day, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, effort, explained, girls, lessons, life, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, met, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, private, report, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 12:58 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Leaking shower

Started by antman, 1st October 2003 09:38 AM

action, anthony, appears, discovered, disgust, door, future, grout, hobb, leaking, mould, night, pull, question, redo, regrout, removed, shower, soaking, step, suggestions, tiled, tiles, water

Replies: 8
Views: 4,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2003 08:39 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Who wears the pants

Started by waco, 18th October 2003 07:51 PM

attitude, change, chat, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, handed, hands, hmmm, honeymoon, jack, jill, married, mine, mother, night, pants, replied, sat, smartass, suite, takes, wear, wears, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2003 07:51 PM; by waco

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Poll - How many are thinking about building a Cyclone Dust Collector

Started by Wayne Davy, 25th July 2003 11:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, building, collector, cyclone, d/c, dust, eastie, friday, fun, nice, night, poll, serious, stinky, thinking, thinking/reading/building, time

Replies: 22
Views: 7,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2003 10:54 PM; by Robert WA

Forum:
POLLS

Kids are funny

Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM

answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2003 08:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

More British TV & Radio Double Entendres

Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 08:52 PM

amazing, arnie, arnold, british, commentator, commentator-, crew, dicks, double, eleven, entendres, field, glenn, half, laughing, leave, morning, night, palmer, pat, pga, playing, promised, race, radio, reasons, said-, set, snatch, weightlifting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2003 10:12 AM; by Driver

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JOKES

Imagine Doorstop as a Farmer

Started by waco, 13th September 2003 10:30 AM

alien, aliens, bedroom, bit, dinner, doorstop, ear, earth, farmer, female, fix, imagine, left, life, male, mars, night, no-one, penis, ship, sighs, sitting, spaceship, starts, swapping, takes, tea, tugs, undressed, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 03:51 PM; by waco

Forum:
JOKES

Restoring Bathroom Woodwork

Started by KBnLink, 10th September 2003 10:06 PM

advise, appears, bad, bare, bathroom, bought, damage, dried, extraction, fan, finally, hoping, house, install, left, likelyd, night, pack, pine, rain, re-lacquer, restoring, substance, upside, vanity, varnish, week, wood, woodwork, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2003 05:39 PM; by behindblueeyes

Forum:
FINISHING

British TV 7 Radio Double Entendres

Started by Baz, 10th September 2003 09:39 PM

bed, british, choice, chris, colin, commentator-, discussing, double, edwards, entendres, fanny, fastest, finger, hard, hot, inside, keppel, morning-she, nick, night, practicing, racing-colin, radio, shots, steve, superbike, talking, tyre, weeks, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2003 09:39 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Young Lady

Started by ozwinner, 4th September 2003 06:04 PM

allan, boys, business, car, cheers, damn, don’t, elder, excuse, farmer, fine, fixed, funny, guy, hear, i’m, lady, mad, mid, morning, night, off………, pregnant, rolleyes, spends, there’s, weeks, wiv, young, …………two

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 06:04 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Mental

Started by Simple, 11th August 2003 04:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2003 06:12 PM; by zymurgy

Forum:
JOKES

"A Polishers Handbook" is totally useless...........

Started by Rowan, 27th June 2003 11:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

a polishers handbook, advice, attention, bet, book, buy, copy, favour, finish, finishing, flicking, grey, hairsd, handbook, job, learnt, listening, neil, night, plenty, polishers, purchased, questions, saved, time, totally, useless, wow, yesterday, youselves

Replies: 25
Views: 10,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2003 05:12 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
FINISHING

deals!!!

Started by sandman, 31st July 2003 12:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2003 12:02 AM; by sandman

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

backpain!

Started by sandman, 30th July 2003 03:01 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2003 10:42 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Little Johhny

Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM

agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 09:25 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Problems with floor joists/main beams on conventional slab

Started by Dawne, 11th July 2003 02:40 AM

beam, beams, built, caused, closer, conventional, damage, eek, falling, floor, happening, home, house, jacked, joists, joists or main, joists/main, lost, main, night, pressure, prevent, problems, repair, replaced, shocked, slab, splintered, underside, water

Replies: 1
Views: 2,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2003 07:07 PM; by Pulpo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Oops

Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 05:20 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Jet Ride

Started by Neo, 29th May 2003 02:46 PM

airsick, biff, call, chased, chip, coming, cool, dived, egressed, f-14, feet, fighter, flight, fly, jack, jet, king, life, montgomerie, morning, named, night, opportunity, pilot, ride, rolls, sea, sky, suit, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 2,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2003 02:46 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

A Typical Friday Night....

Started by oges, 15th May 2003 09:48 AM

british, cinnamon, constitution, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, evening, friday, hear, indubitably, innovative, jump, loquacious, lovely, night, nope, officer, passive-aggressive, preliminary, proliferation, right;, sex, sing, specificity, table, tonight, transubstantiate, type, typical

Replies: 1
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 02:02 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

sarcastic Australians

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:57 PM

australia, australian, australians, bear, called, christmas, contact, cross, die, drop, forget, france, hippo, italy, kings, list, milk, naked, night, plants, population, racing, sarcastic, send, south, trees, tuesday, usa, vienna, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 08:57 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

well it mentions wood shrug

Started by DaveInOz, 1st April 2003 10:13 AM

barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, heard, laughter, mentions, morning, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, shrug, sixth, smelled, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2003 10:13 AM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

envirotex filler not curing in some spots

Started by Daryl Collins, 16th February 2003 06:58 AM

2003.], amount, appreciated, casting, collins, cured, curing, daryl, earlier, edited, envirotex, february, filler, hardner, ideas, message, mix, mixed, night, outdoor, properly, redgum, resin, sawdust, site, spots, stumbled, top, wet, [this

Replies: 2
Views: 2,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2003 09:15 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

If QANTAS sold paint ...

Started by DaveInOz, 29th January 2003 09:22 AM

$12, $200, bathroom, bedroom, buy, cans, change, clerk, customer, day, difference, direction, empty, half-litre, hall, kitchen, litre, litres, night, paint, painting, price, qantas, regular, remaining, sell, sir, sold, start, tomorrow

Replies: 2
Views: 5,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2003 05:19 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

Started by DarrylF, 14th January 2003 09:00 PM

attitude, beat, bed, bounced, carrier, ceiling, check, crunchy, cuz, day, dilbert, dilberts, elses, hell, ketchup, keyboard, lay, level, life, love, night, perception, reality, sky, somedays, stars, taste, wierdo, wisdom, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2003 09:00 PM; by DarrylF

Forum:
JOKES

The 23 days of christmas

Started by Neil, 2nd December 2002 11:50 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1150pm, asleep, awake, christmas, couple, creature, dad, days, dreaming, expecting, fast, house, lays, monday, mouse, mum, myers, night, party, quietly, raging, snooring, spend, stiring, thinking, twas, weeks, whilst

Replies: 49
Views: 11,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2003 08:36 PM; by fxst

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A Woodies Yarn

what are YOU thinking

Started by Kev Y., 7th October 2002 10:34 PM

cow, excited, hand, hot, legs, milked, night, nipple, slowly, spread, summer, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2002 10:34 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

viagra

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:30 PM

85-year-old, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, giving, grandpa, grandson, makes, night, nurse, nurses, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, true, viagra, wonderfully

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:30 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

The Lone Ranger in Despair

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM

blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2002 12:40 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Life is good.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd August 2002 10:13 PM

barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, good, heard, hiss, life, morning, night, prawns, seventh, sheilas, sixth, twinkling, wash;

Replies: 0
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 10:13 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

With apologies to Kipling

Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM

aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2002 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

There once was a farmer........

Started by Kev Y., 20th June 2002 09:31 PM

amused, betty, chance, chuck, cute, dance, daughters, door, farmer, flo, found, freddy, heard, hope, knock, moe, nance, night, pick, pretty, ready, shes, shot, spaghetti, standing, vance

Replies: 3
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2002 01:09 PM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Perils of Public Transport

Started by Iain, 26th May 2002 11:31 AM

automatic, bang, bridge, door, electric, electrical, engineer, events, failed, hear, home, instructor, investigate, investigation, leaning, lines, night, overhead, perils, power, public, railway, roof, short, site, track, train, training, transport, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2002 08:27 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Oops

Started by peter, 25th February 2002 01:26 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2002 04:39 PM; by peter

Forum:
FINISHING

Condolences

Started by AlexS, 26th February 2002 11:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 11:01 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

lipstick

Started by ken yates, 16th February 2002 03:45 PM

>custodian, >difficult, >explained, >show, >squeegee, >the, >then, >to, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, demonstrate, dipped, educators, effort, girls, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, remove, required, teachers, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2002 03:45 PM; by ken yates

Forum:
JOKES

For Gino!!

Started by Iain, 31st December 2001 08:56 AM

baker, bakers, beam, burns, chair, christmas, company, directly, food, gino, heat, human, lawn, line, microwave, molecules, night, pack, plastic, positioned, relay, reportedly, safety, shift, strongest, told, twelve, warm, watchman, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2001 01:01 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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