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He was one of Nature's Gentleman.

Started by MajorPanic, 6th April 2005 06:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advent, aeroplane, board, computer, dearly, eightys, embraced, father, fight, friend, gentleman, gentlemen, guided, jokes, life, lost, miss, miss-spent, nature, natures, personal, raaf, realise, recently, regularly, served, subtle, time, wars, world

Replies: 36
Views: 5,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 06:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

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JOKES

Mickey Mouse outfit

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM

birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:59 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Modern Cynic

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:21 PM

1/7th, accomplished, beginning, catch, cynic, drive, employees, fall, incompetence, kids, learn, level, life, management, modern, plagiarism;, politics, pray, principles, project, reach, research, rise, sooner, steal, striving, succeed, swear, time, wrongs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 11:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Oldies but a tad timely

Started by Christopha, 2nd March 2005 02:52 PM

beautiful, beauty, bring, called, camilla, day, diana, dog, freed, genie, girl, imprisonment, lamp, life, oldies, person, photograph, photographs, prince, quasimodo, records, remains, sleeping, tad, thousands, thumb, timely, tom, woman, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 04:49 PM; by outback

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JOKES

out of the mouths of babes

Started by fxst, 24th February 2005 09:12 PM

babes, bring, call, center, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, gate, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, hard, hats, house, life, live, luck, mouths, past, people, pot, retarded, retardment, sitting, someday, visit, watches, wrecked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2005 09:12 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Life Style Shows

Started by Bruce Micheal, 15th February 2005 11:31 PM

$500, 000.00, abouts, afford, auctions, confused, couples, featuring, friends, gday, house/unit, learned, life, loan, perplexed, property, qld, question, remember, sell, set, shows, straight, style, tele, ther, track, twenties, unit, values

Replies: 11
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 10:42 PM; by Bruce Micheal

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

Forum:
JOKES

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

roof life

Started by marineman, 15th January 2005 09:14 AM

50mm, bulletin, comments, conditions, dead, existing, forward, found, intersting, john, life, lysaght, paint, posting, prevailing, product, quids, response, roof, roofing, shouldve, site, spraying, subject, suggestions, tech, tells, thread, undersides, web

Replies: 2
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 07:00 PM; by marineman

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:07 PM

birthday, bowl, broken, bundle, call, cards, chew, congratulations, day, die, father, friend, friends, hallmark, heaps, jacket, joy, leave, life, lifelike, met, miserable, miss, promise, quits, ship, sleep, special, time, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:50 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Trivia

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:29 PM

american, average, bar, bill, blink, born, brown, dog, dollar, english, eyes, flag, hand, invented, language, lazy, left, letters, life, melted, month, pocket, quick, sentence, span, striped, trivia, walked, word, words

Replies: 14
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 12:38 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

wet and dry - hook and loop sandpaper

Started by Rowan, 31st December 2004 10:09 AM

200, burl, car, cutting, depth, dry, fine, finish, hook, improve, inquired, life, loop, loop/valcroe, paper, polish, polishing, quantities, recently, ros, sandpaper, slab, sprayed, standard, stock, suggestion, told, victoria, wet, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 3,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2004 11:56 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Season's greetings to all!

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th December 2004 02:28 PM

30s, 70s, called, christmas, couple, delicious, dust, family, festivities, fire, goodies, hope, humidity, life, maxxing, middle, night, prawns, rains, reducing, rest, risk, season, settling, strip, tank, time, topping, water, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 07:38 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mid Life Crisis....

Started by HappyHammer, 23rd December 2004 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

crisis, experience, friends, guys, heading, life, mid, midlife, recognise, righteek, robbo, share, stories, suggested, symptoms, tap, thread

Replies: 25
Views: 2,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 12:28 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: The poll to divide a universe ... Decking timber ... grooves up or down?

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 22nd February 2004 05:08 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

answer, bigger, boards, debated, decking, divide, doubt, enlightened, generation, grooves, handed, hearing, hot, life, meaning, plunge, poll, polls, question, question”, reasons, sir, stinkalot, timber, universe, wacky, woodworking, “decking

Replies: 73
Views: 21,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 08:14 PM; by ribot

Forum:
POLLS

The Meaning of Life

Started by echnidna, 3rd December 2004 03:35 PM

1985, 308, active, animals, animate, collins, dictionary, edition, existence, existence;, gem, glory, history, lasting;, life, lives, living;, meaning, noun, page, plants, plural, principle, time, vigour, vivacity

Replies: 5
Views: 2,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2004 01:24 PM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

guttering / rainwater tanks

Started by dzcook, 27th November 2004 12:03 AM

/sealer, bat, build, buy, david, discovered, downpipe, drink, fill, filling, fruit, grate, guttering, gutters, life, monet, palgue, piant, plans, rainwater, rubbish, short, tank, tanks, thks, time, town, trick, washed, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2004 07:57 AM; by Shaty40

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A Touching E-mail

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world

Replies: 18
Views: 4,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:56 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

graphic warning

Started by forunna, 2nd September 2004 11:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, alfred, becasue, blade, graphic, hospital, jsut, life, mangled, moulder, nthe, pictures, pretty, prince, real, remember, royal, rpa, safety, sit, spindle, stick, stump, surgen, telly, thinking, tidy, update, warning, woodshop

Replies: 16
Views: 4,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 02:11 PM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Is dat you?

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM

angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2004 05:36 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

yeeehaw!!!!

Started by Christopha, 21st October 2004 12:17 AM

bar, cattle, cowboy, day, drink, eat, found, guess, herding, horses, lady, lesbian, life, morning, ranch, real, replied, sat, short, shower, silence, sipping, spend, spent, thinking, time, watch, whiskey, women, yeeehaw

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 09:30 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Prison V's Work Debate

Started by Barry_White, 13th October 2004 09:35 AM

bars, behavior, business, called, debate, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, jobs, life, managers, paid, pay, people, prison, prisoners, required, sadistic, salary, speak, spend, taxpayers, time, visit, wardens, work

Replies: 3
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 03:46 PM; by namtrak

Forum:
JOKES

1st date

Started by whiskers, 10th October 2004 10:29 PM

1st, arriving, boy, breasts, bring, confronted, date, disgrace, disgraced, evening, family, firstly, fondle, fondled, home, kiss, kissed, lesson, life, maria, momma, remembering, replied, time, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2004 10:29 PM; by whiskers

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 5 OCT 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 5th October 2004 09:37 PM

accidental, bumped, care, caused, dangerous, evening, expect, friends, funny, happening, life, machinery, oct, piece, quiz, respectfully, situation, switch, toggle, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 2,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2004 09:39 PM; by E. maculata

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Which Book

Started by Geoff Dean, 22nd September 2004 11:27 AM

$29.99, artist, basically, bill, book, buy, catastrophe, clinton, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hilary, hours, jack, life, love, monica, oooh, read, remembers, rest, return, rose, seamen, story, subsequent, surrenders, titanic, vessel

Replies: 1
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 11:14 PM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gold Member

Started by Grunt, 8th September 2004 02:16 PM

diamond, disappointed, dull, feel, forward, gold, grunt, life, member, uninteresting, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:30 AM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

RIP Jessie

Started by silentC, 25th August 2004 12:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affected, balance, bang, bed, check, daughter, day, dealt, died, disease, dog, due, ear, fallen, figured, guess, heard, jess, jessie, left, life, loo, lying, middle, night, rip, slid, time, unable, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 4,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:34 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A4

Started by jow104, 21st August 2004 07:38 PM

1960, 60009, aberdeen, active, africa, bristol, class, days, devon, edinburgh, engine, excursion, hometown, kingswear, life, loco, locomotive, mallard, named, photographs, route, running, scotland, service, south, spent, union, withdrawn

Replies: 9
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2004 11:25 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

:(

Started by Christopha, 16th August 2004 03:01 PM

adam, choose, couple, eve, finished, gift, gifts, god, guess, handing, hollered, kids, life, mememe, multiple, orgasms, piddle, pretty, running, stuck, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 11:39 PM; by Dendot

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JOKES

Friday night celebrations

Started by Bob Willson, 13th August 2004 10:51 PM

ago, alcholic, celebrations, drinking, enhancement, feel, friday, indulged, intake, lack, life, months, night, smoking, style, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 11:37 PM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2004

Started by Iain, 8th August 2004 09:16 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 09:39 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

For the times they are a changin'

Started by journeyman Mick, 16th July 2004 11:34 PM

bay, cairns, changin, day, drove, friend, girl, hikers, hitch, inside, junkies, kuranda, life, lived, lunch, mirror, needle, nice, plenty, realities, rear, rose, sad, sunny, sydney, time, times, tracks, view, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 02:26 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

The rules of life (Anonimous)

Started by Marc, 27th June 2004 06:18 PM

anonimous, bad, battles, bedpan, breathing, chance, congratulations, day, empty, family, finally, friends, learn, life, living, matter, miserable, month, nice, opportunity, pass, pee, person, pick, relationship, revenge, rules, tape, wd-40, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2004 09:54 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Words of wisdom for todays youth

Started by Bob Willson, 15th June 2004 07:27 PM

bills, closet, concept, delousing, flipping, forest, generation, jobs, kids, learn, life, listening, losers, nice, parasites, parents, paying, rain, real, rule, save, school, talk, talked, todays, winners, wisdom, words, world, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2004 11:02 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For the man who has NEARLY everything

Started by Kev Y., 20th April 2004 09:18 AM

answer, buying, gift, ladies, life, man, special, trouble

Replies: 3
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2004 08:33 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Ersatz Spokeshave

Started by Iain, 8th April 2004 08:52 AM

amazing, assistance, bottle, contemplating, discovery, endeth, ersatz, lesson, life, meaning, mysteries, peelers, potato, shiraz, spokeshave, spokeshaves, universe, whilst

Replies: 9
Views: 3,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2004 01:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Life Support

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM

agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:40 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Please help me!

Started by AngelPammy, 11th March 2004 08:15 PM

baby, balls, barn, basically, decided, fix, gaps, half, helpful, hot, idea, inch, life, lining, looked, love, manager, money, nimbin, office, people, real, started, stuff, sweaty, tarp, tips, walls, water, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2004 08:15 PM; by AngelPammy

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Moral Dilemma

Started by silentC, 4th February 2004 08:13 AM

answer, black, bush, classic, closer;, destructive, dilemma, familiar, fighting, george, giving, honest, life, masses, moral, move, mud, photo, power, question, raging, ripping, save, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, water, water;, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 05:21 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Observations

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM

argue, bird, brain, called, cells, children, chunky, clothing, difference, drink, dunk, eat, eating, house, idiot;, jimmy, kitchen, life, loose-fitting, observations, people, pope, sex, signed, told, trash, watching, world, worms, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

David Hookes

Started by ivanavitch, 20th January 2004 02:08 AM

achieve, baggygreen, career, child, cricket, david, decades, dedication, demand, earn, enjoyment, family, hard, highs, hookes, life, lifes, love, minded, paint, pleasure, remember, respect, share, shed, slog, souls, test, triumphs, weaker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 08:35 AM; by BigPop

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

re-roof with colorbond

Started by whatever, 6th January 2004 10:44 PM

30-35, advance, colorbond, handy, hard, harness, head, hole, jordan, life, line, paint, pargola, poly, putting, re-roofing, reroof, roof, rust, safety, section, sheet, sheets, sleeved, thinking, tip, tools, top, total, unsightly

Replies: 5
Views: 4,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2004 11:05 PM; by whatever

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

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Poll: The poll to divide a universe ... Decking timber ... grooves up or down?