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Steps/rails/durability

Started by Fantapantz, 29th September 2003 08:58 AM

2nd, apply, brochure, cabots, called, carpets, cfp, coat, colour, coming, covered, décor, deep, finish, guy, hates, mahogany, meranti, mix, pic, practical, prefered, stain, staining, steps, steps/rails/durability, surface, swmbo, timber, tinting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2003 02:17 PM; by Fantapantz

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FINISHING

Young Lady

Started by ozwinner, 4th September 2003 06:04 PM

allan, boys, business, car, cheers, damn, don’t, elder, excuse, farmer, fine, fixed, funny, guy, hear, i’m, lady, mad, mid, morning, night, off………, pregnant, rolleyes, spends, there’s, weeks, wiv, young, …………two

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 06:04 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Wife

Started by Baz, 13th August 2003 09:48 PM

biker, consversation, d.i.n.k.y, double, ecologist, elevator, etc.p, guy, guys, income, intelligent, iron, kids, peaceful, professional, r.u.b, replies, rich, strike, stuck, urban, wash, wife, woman, y.u.p.p.i.e

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 09:48 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Investing in the afterlife

Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2003 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4”x2”, afterlife, assembled, bookshelf, box-come-furniture, challenge, coffin, creatively, demise, designed, designs, doesn’t, easily, future, guy, heard, investing, morbidity, piece, potential, recently, resemble, shelving, thinking, triton

Replies: 15
Views: 5,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2003 10:12 AM; by Eastie

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Bad Jokes

Started by Eastie, 21st May 2003 05:34 PM

bad, bottom, died, doctor, drain, drops, guy, hear, iceburg, jokes, leaf, lettuce, odd, reveal, sewer, sticking, tip, trousers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2003 05:34 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Quote Of The Day

Started by DPB, 1st April 2003 11:45 AM

accusing, americas, arrogance, black, crazy, cup, day, france, germany, golfer, guy, hold, rapper, swiss, war, white, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2003 11:45 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Blonde blokes

Started by AlexS, 21st March 2003 08:27 AM

amazed, bloke, blokes, blonde, brow, city, council, day, dig, effort, fellows, fill, fills, follow, furiously, guy, hard, hole, hole-digger, partner, plants, putting, sick, sighed, story, team, three-man, trees, understand, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2003 08:27 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Good Samaritan

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:12 PM

answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, good, guy, guys, helped, husband, morning, oclock, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, samaritan, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2003 10:12 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Hu's on First

Started by DarrylF, 12th January 2003 08:43 AM

bush, call, china, chinese, couple, east, egg, food, glass, guy, happening, idea, kofi, leader, leading, mention, middle, milk, national, phone, picks, rice, rolls, secretary, send, sir, stay, telling, u.n, yassir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2003 08:55 AM; by coastie

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JOKES

All bar none

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 11:15 PM

bar, barman, beer, bunnies, burly, carpenter, chop, cold, couple, dusts, ear, goof, guy, jemmy, johnno, karate, knocking, laughs, lauughs, leaves, minutes, returns, scrawny, sitting, stool, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Sheep Fries

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:38 PM

breeding, castrated, day, difficult, evening, farmer, females, french, fries, gotta, guy, hand, hell, hired, home, hurt, inferior, male, ran, settled, sheep, supper, task, tasty, throw, told, weirdest, wife, worker, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2002 09:43 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cutting Fibreboard

Started by Little Festo, 10th October 2002 10:19 AM

accuratley, bathroom, blade/cutting, board, connect, cut, cutter, cutting, disc, dust, eliminate, extraction, fibreboard, guide, guy, line, outlet, peter, power, prior, size, special, suggested, suggestions, system, tileing, villa, walls, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 22,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2002 05:39 PM; by Little Festo

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The deaf genie

Started by Dion, 17th October 2002 11:35 PM

appeared, bar, bartender, bloke, bottle, bottles, day, deaf, dwarf, foot, genie, granted, guy, inch, luck, midget, minature, past, pianist, piano, played, player, playing, polishing, pretty, releasing, short, tall, walking, whered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:35 PM; by Dion

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JOKES

Rooster

Started by Neal, 15th October 2002 10:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 10:30 PM; by Neal

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JOKES

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

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JOKES

Doctor joke

Started by Tristan Croll, 6th September 2002 10:30 AM

doctor, doctors, gladwrap, guy, joke, nuts, office, shorts, walks, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2002 10:30 AM; by Tristan Croll

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JOKES

RULES FOR CHOOSING THAT PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR GUY...

Started by oges, 12th August 2002 09:28 AM

auto, barbecue, bathrobes, buy, choosing, cordless, drill, drills, extension, flips, gift, guy, hey, label, ladder, love, matter, monster, napa, perfect, propane, ratchet, rope, rule, rules, shorts, socket, socks, tickets, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2002 09:28 AM; by oges

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JOKES

something about a monkey ...

Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2002 05:58 PM

ass, ate, ball, bar, bartender, cherry, coctail, cue, disgusted, drink, drinking, eats, grabs, guy, jumps, measures, monkey, olives, patron, pool, pulls, running, sight, starts, sticks, stuck, suprise, table, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2002 10:15 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Women and Cars

Started by Kev Y., 26th April 2002 10:59 PM

1-1/2, 710, call, cap, care, cars, center, circle, counter, damn, datsun, diameter, draw, fall, funny, guy, guys, hysterics, lady, laughing, looked, makes, note, oil, pad, picture, ten, upside, women, writes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2002 10:59 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

GOLFING BUDDIES

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM

2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 03:02 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

The Mermaid

Started by Richard Casey, 14th January 2002 11:24 PM

100%, 25%, 50%, caught, feel, grant, guy, mermaid, replies, smarter, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2002 01:52 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

drug warning

Started by AlexS, 9th November 2001 08:04 AM

apparently, attacked, bad, beer, drug, familiar, feeling, guy, happened, lifes, male, night, occurred, pages, pub, relationship, scam, sex, shocking, stung, support, times, town, unfortunate, vague, victims, warning, women, worth, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2001 08:04 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Deprivation

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2001 09:42 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The Funeral

Started by Iain, 13th June 2001 10:43 AM

closed, coffin, died, doctor, finished, front, funeral, funny, good-byes, guy, gynecologist, heart, huge, inside, laughing, moment, mourners, priest, replied, rolled, sermon, specialist, started, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2001 11:30 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Horthers

Started by Iain, 16th May 2001 01:43 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 05:28 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Last Names

Started by oges, 19th April 2001 07:00 PM

authority, baker, breakdown, breeds, call, darling, day, employees, familiarity, guy, john, jones, leads, mamby-pamby, manager, names, noticed, office, refer, referred, replied, robertson, scowled, sighed, smith, straight, told

Replies: 5
Views: 3,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2001 08:01 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Quasimotto

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 10:00 PM

accidentally, arms, backpack, bell, crawls, crowd, dazed, falls, feet, figure, finally, guy, head, jumping, multiple, numerous, packpack, produces, quasimoto, quasimotto, rang, retire, ring, rung, runs, slides, starts, stumbles, times, trampoline

Replies: 0
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 10:00 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Oldie but goodie

Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 09:15 PM

arms, backpack, bell, crawls, crowd, dazed, equal, falls, feet, finally, goodie, guy, head, impressed, jumping, multiple, numerous, oldie, opportunity, position, produces, quasimoto, rang, ring, rung, runs, slides, stumbles, times, trampoline

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2001 09:15 PM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

check these out

Started by Gino, 1st March 2001 11:33 AM

bag, black, blows, bomb, check, curious, guy, homicidal, hope, neil, paper, smile, squad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2001 06:20 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Male Viewpoints

Started by John Saxton, 15th February 2001 10:20 PM

alive, angel, birthday, classifiedwife, created, day, define, effective, forget, god, guy, hundred, laundry, letters, lucky, male, marriage?anexpensive, married, mine, mines, proudly, received, remember, rested, son, viewpoints, wanted.next, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

WHAT did this guy have on his mind.

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:15 PM

cap, ceo, class, college, drop, dropout, dropped, ellison, established, guy, habits, hmm, hope, larry, late, lawrence, loser, losers, mind, network, oracle, people, person, planet, richest, stage, therapy, thousand, understandable, upset

Replies: 0
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:15 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM

13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

One for the Gamblers!

Started by Shane Watson, 7th December 2000 05:51 PM

argh, bar, barman, cold, drinks, drop, entire, fail, free, gamblers, glass, guy, ice, juicy, nah, notices, reason, roof, round, rum, shout, sits, stakes, steak, stuck, tips, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 05:51 PM; by Shane Watson

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JOKES

Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

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JOKES

Religious Fervour

Started by John Saxton, 26th October 2000 09:28 PM

bumper, car, changed, cuple, day, drove, experience, fervour, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honking, intersection, jesus, joy, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, rekigious, religious, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2000 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Bartender

Started by RETIRED, 20th October 2000 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 05:20 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Cars in Heaven

Started by Tristan Croll, 19th October 2000 08:01 PM

car, cars, cogito, crying, ergo, forgiven, golden, guy, guys, hear, heaven, jaguar, lincoln, married, matter, peter, pinto, pleased, queen, sidewalk, skateboard, sum, that;, treated, walked, walks, wife, woman, wrong, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 04:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

gorilla

Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowing, bite, chihuahua, climb, cross, fall, falls, gorilla, gorillas, guy, handcuffs, hands, instructions, listing, male, morning, poke, protect, removal, remove, replies, service, shoot, shotgun, stick, testicles, trained, tree, wakes, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 4,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 01:12 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Speed Trap

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

120, bike, biketook, blew, cogito, corvette, corvettes, distance, ergo, gun, guy, honking, horn, miles, mph, officer, outdone, pass, past, pulling, radar, relayed, ride, road, short, speed, suddenly, sum, tied, trap

Replies: 15
Views: 3,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 02:37 AM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

Supersonic Chickens

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:56 PM

bar, bed, carpenter, chicken, chickens, crashed, dentist, electrician, embarrassed, engineers, experiment, grooms, gun, guy, k-y, lungs, mind, nasa, novocaine, pranks, psychology, responds, scientists, slats, supersonic, test, top, wedding, windshields, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 11:56 PM; by knuckles

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JOKES

BMW

Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM

13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 05:46 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

Just in case you forgot more parrots

Started by Iain, 26th September 2000 02:06 PM

aria, beautiful, call, case, clerk, customer, cycle, entire, floor, forgot, guy, holy, maestro, moly, mozart, parrot, parrots, pet, ring, sing, store, wagners, walks, wow, wrote

Replies: 4
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2000 10:14 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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JOKES

Hell and the Devil

Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:42 PM

awesome, bet, blackjack, cares, cool, craps, day, dead, devil, drink, drugs, fridays, gamble, gonna, grimaces, guy, hell, love, matter, mondays, ooooh, realized, remember, roulette, slots, smoke, wednesdays, worries, wow, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2000 07:42 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Jogging

Started by Jim Carroll, 9th March 2000 10:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2000 10:31 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

A Joke

Started by Don K, 6th February 2000 09:56 AM

adulation, baseball, bat, battered, batty, bear, beautifully, call, don, due, giving, guy, hand, head, job, joke, kills, knuckle, knuckles, knuclkes, love, mafia, poo, realy, regale, slays, whilst, wise, wood, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2000 09:42 AM; by knuckles

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JOKES

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