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Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

hi peeps

Started by puncypanda, 19th May 2009 11:44 PM

2tsup, apprenticeship, beginner, burl, carpentry, days, furniture, gonna, guessing, highlands, hope, hoping, north, peeps, photos, post, school, site, southern, stuff, sydney, tafe, talk, tips, uafter, wood, woodworking, woooooot, yall, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2009 12:19 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Laminate kitchen benchtop question

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th May 2009 03:00 PM

benchtop, bother, brisbane, clontarf, diamongloss, driving, finding, granite, install, kitchen, laminate, laminex, located, measure, northside, question, range, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, required, simply, sink, thread, troubles, underbench, warner, words, worth, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 03:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Travelling salesman.

Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM

#$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2009 02:22 PM; by rosewood

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JOKES

Happy Birthday 50th to my twin sister!

Started by Andy Mac, 7th April 2009 07:35 PM

50th, andrewwink, birthday, cheers, couple, days, family, happy, heather, including, partied, sister, today2tsup, town, twin, yeah

Replies: 14
Views: 1,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2009 09:00 AM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

a little while away... and now back

Started by Clinton1, 17th March 2009 03:57 PM

aust, connection, correspond, east, eye, forum, forward, head, hey, house, interact, irregular, living, melbourne, moved, puter, seeya, site, sydney, timor, togethers, toowoomba, trip, visitor, visits, web, woodies, work/life, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 01:22 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

NEWBIE HELP - Finishing eucalyptus didgeridoo

Started by Vautex, 6th December 2004 09:28 PM

bought, called, cheap, clear/glassy, coating, colours, crack, cracking, didgeridoo, enahnced, eucalyptus, feeling, finishing, glossy, grain, guys, hoping, ideally, inside, meant, natural, newbie, option, post, shellac, stop, strenth, strong, summary, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 4,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 11:04 PM; by ficfac

Forum:
FINISHING

hey mate

Started by MC., 24th February 2009 05:07 PM

design, doin, hey, ide, knowledge, mate, okayy, sign, student, tech, wood, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 02:46 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Lies, lies and more lies.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2009 09:01 PM

allan, barry, cheats, golf, john, lies, play, replied, responded, scorecard, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 09:57 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

slow humour

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 06:43 PM

bed, car, customizing, doctor, double, drives, finally, granada, guy, harry, hey, humour, immediately, job, larry, light, picks, policeman, pulls, remember, rolls, shop, slow, takes, weeks, wife, window, windows, yeah, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 06:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Ventition plaster? and topcoat?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd February 2009 10:20 PM

additive, boy, cheers, coatlb, colour, couple, faux, final, finish, firplace, jan, latex/acrilyc, nuts, paint, pigment, plain, plan, plaster, plastering, promise, read, renovateforum.com, selling, skims, surround, therelb, thread, topcoat, venetion, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 10:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Droll!!!!!!!

Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2009 07:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 07:17 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

chippie out of work

Started by wood junkie, 3rd February 2009 01:15 PM

australia, boats, chippie, forums, furniture, land, love, maintance, newcastle, pianos, repair, timber, wondering, woodwork, work, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 01:15 PM; by wood junkie

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Elderly pride

Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM

bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:37 AM; by wolften

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JOKES

Anger Management ... it really does work

Started by prozac, 2nd January 2009 11:07 PM

anger, answered, asshole, ave, bad, black, bmw, call, called, calling, coming, day, don, fairlight, front, hansen, hung, live, management, news, oaks, phone, quickly, ranch, spot, stop, time, work, yeah, yelled

Replies: 6
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 01:32 AM; by MatMann

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JOKES

G'day

Started by Lignin, 20th December 2008 12:27 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2008 12:59 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Can rangehood be on same circut as oven?

Started by ubeaut, 20th November 2008 06:10 PM

answer, assuming, booked, circuit, circut, extra, guy, guys, handle, hood, load, local, oven, power, prior, ran, range, rangehood, read, regs, renovated, renovateforum.com, sized, stove, terms, thread, til, top, wiring, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Check your Super Policy for Unwanted Insurances

Started by rodm, 17th October 2008 09:50 PM

affected, brochures, check, contributions, entered, extra, forget, found, funds, glossy, income, insurance, insurances, pack, policy, premiums, protection, read, reading, recover, requesting, response, super, superannuation, twist, type, unwanted, workers, wrote, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2008 07:53 PM; by NCArcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Work Mates - Flying High

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2008 12:15 PM

airport, bad, couple, dave, day, drink, effects, farted, feel, feels, flying, fogged, fuel, hangar, hangover, hey, high, jet, jim, mates, morning, perth, phone, rings, stuck, stuff, surprised, wanna, work, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 04:40 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Granite

Started by Christopha, 22nd June 2008 11:17 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 03:31 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Proper rememberance

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 08:31 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

In the jungle.

Started by munruben, 10th June 2008 05:18 PM

beat, bloody, club, dead, death, hell, jungle, kill, lion, pigmy, replies, standing, walking, yeah, yep, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

How big of a deck can i realistically build for $3500

Started by dan_6, 24th January 2008 09:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$3500, 200-300, 900, ammount, big, block, build, clearance, closer, cost, costing, cover, dan, deck, depending, due, fine, frame, ground, mabey, merbu, meter, path, realistically, rough, size, slope, square, start, yeah

Replies: 31
Views: 7,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 12:13 AM; by dan_6

Forum:
DECKING

installing spikes onto bottom of speakers

Started by danielc118, 6th May 2008 08:43 PM

awesome, base, bottom, building, cheers, daniel, dremel, drill, gday, gold, guys, hole, install, installing, jam, matter, purchased, result, set, similar, speaker, speakers, spikes, towers, unsure, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 4,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 06:53 PM; by danielc118

Forum:
FINISHING

A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Identifying dramas with floating floor installation

Started by Kites, 18th February 2008 05:30 PM

ahead, apartment, apartments, called, cork, cut, determine, dramas, faced, floating, floor, identifying, installation, lastly, level, lucky, material, moment, refixing, regular, slab, square, time, top, type, uncertain, underlay, underneath, wooden, yeah

Replies: 6
Views: 4,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 08:01 PM; by That Floor Guy

Forum:
FLOORING

cops

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Coffin up a joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th February 2008 08:28 PM

allan, calendar, chemist, chemists, coffin, deceased, entrance, front, funeral, ground, hearse, heck, hill, joke, laboured, lights, months, oldie, picked, procession, red, replied, set, shop, speed, steep, stole, stop, stopping, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 11:18 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Swimming problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, calendar, chrysler, fins, gliding, holiday, melbourne, months, outswim, pointer, problems, ray, reckon, replied, responded, royal, shark, shore, south, stole, swim, swimming, time, trouble, water, wave, white, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:45 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
JOKES

Rekindling Old Flame

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st January 2008 12:08 PM

bald, bit, challenge, chatting, cute, days, enjoy, flame, giggled, inches, kilos, laughed, lover, magic, meeting, mind, mydelf, phone, rekindling, rise, silly, stop, teased, time, told, tubby, waistline, wider, wild, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Best Nail/Screw for decking?

Started by Waldo, 11th January 2008 09:37 PM

4.5mm, advice, attempt, bell, bit, decking, describe, discussion, doh, gday, hole, hoping, hour, lot, merbu, mud, nail or screw, nail/screw, pic, pilot, predrilled, remember, ring, search, shank, shrug, specific, thread, whatcha, yeah

Replies: 13
Views: 3,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 02:22 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
DECKING

Hunting at Wallan

Started by Black Ned, 9th January 2008 08:55 AM

allan, antlers, approached, car, dead, decided, deer, dig, direction, drag, dragging, easier, farther, ground, guy, hey, hunter, hunters, hunting, john, left, lot, pulling, wallan, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Engineer

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Wheelin in class

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:37 AM

class, day, double, english, form, forms, language, languages, lecturing, linguistics, loud, negative, piped, positive, professor, russian, voice, wheelin, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:19 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

block rates

Started by oneatatime, 31st October 2007 07:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

390lx140wx90h, 390lx150wx190h, besser, block, blocks, blood, brick, charge, cheers, dave, game, gday, grey, job, landed, laying, miss, pressed, rate, rates, shap, solid, standard, yeah

Replies: 29
Views: 4,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 10:34 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Broken down car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 08:50 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Barry was bragging

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 02:14 PM

allan, barry, box, bragging, car, day, drive, jump, mail, morning, return, supper, time, wake, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 02:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Yellow Tounge over Floor Joist & Beares /

Started by PlasterPro, 18th September 2007 06:49 PM

1200mm, 1250, 3.6, 3.7, 4.0, 4.2, 450, 500mm-600mm, 90x90, advance, bearers, beares, biggest, centres, concrete, deep, floor, groung, joist, joists90mmx45mm, post, question, rember, sink, size, sort, timber, tounge, yeah, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 09:12 PM; by PlasterPro

Forum:
FLOORING

Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Carbetec are a funny mob eh!

Started by Wild Dingo, 25th July 2007 08:01 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

address, aussie, carbetec, company, couple, discussions, doh, funny, late, mob, office, paper, perth, pick, post, preston, pretty, ringing, roll, shane, store, telling, track, tum, waiting, waltzed, week, worries, wrong, yeah

Replies: 56
Views: 9,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 12:06 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Updated now...

Started by Jedo_03, 25th July 2007 10:53 PM

access, befores, contented, current, day, fixed, jedo, lag, posts, todays, updated, yeah, yesterdays

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2007 10:53 PM; by Jedo_03

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Deck regulations in S.E. Melbourne?

Started by Waldo, 24th July 2007 01:28 PM

2tsup, approx, build, building, council, deck, distance, expected, fence, flame, height, information, laserlight, likes, lines, melbourne, neighbours, objections, permitt, ranges, regulations, roofed, rules, shrug, stop, suppose, verandah, website, yarra, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 7,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2007 12:06 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Hello from Ruddigar

Started by Ruddigar, 28th June 2007 03:45 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 10:04 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Royal Question

Started by Des.K., 6th June 2007 09:14 PM

daughter, expressions, fart, philip, priceless, question, rounds, royal, smile, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 02:57 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

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