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Don't Drink Tea!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th March 2008 12:29 PM

2y.o, allan, brought, cup, cups, dad, daughter, drank, drink, home, lots, mum, obvious, occur, plain, praise, reach, relish, set, tea, toilet, watched, water, wife, woodies, y.o, yummy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Super bowl

Started by Toolin Around, 4th February 2008 09:36 PM

ambitious, american, basic, bowl, break, bull, commercial, decades, football, game, honest, late, moving, nrl, played, shyte, stand, super, teens, till, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 02:58 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Top Gear in the US....

Started by HappyHammer, 29th January 2008 10:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adventure, america, bought, boys, cadillac, car, clarkson, cornered, cow, free, gas, gear, mis-representation, night, pi55ing, rednecks, roof, sbs, start, station, sued, top, trip, watched

Replies: 18
Views: 3,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 06:12 PM; by Toyboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Safety from a different perspective.

Started by rrich, 28th January 2008 11:34 AM

article, avalanche, bounds, cut, evening, expert, facets, glass, halo;, lifting, lodge, matter, paper, people, perspective, powder, reading, rules, safe, safety, scarcity, scarcity;, shed, stash, theme, tracks;, venturing, watched, woodworkers, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 11:34 AM; by rrich

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SAFETY

Game of cricket

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:21 PM

allan, balls, brett, calendar, cricket, disappointed, eagerly, game, gra, hand, home, invited, lee, m.c.g, mate, months, proceeded, sat, seat, stole, test, umpire, ventured, warrandyte, watch, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Mixed feelings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 11:22 AM

car, cliff, drive, dying, feelings, hope, mixed, mmmmm, mother-in-law, time, watched, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry and Allan dine out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:41 PM

allan, barry, chicken, chinese, cookie, decided, dine, dinner, enjoying, fantastic, fortune, it.so, left, meal, night, reason, recommended, restaurant, table, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 11:17 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

HEADSUP-Cheap DVD player (xVid) at ALDI

Started by scooter, 10th August 2007 06:09 PM

aldi, buy, cheers, couple, discs, divx, dooya, dragged, drive, dvd, encoded, episode, flash, headsupcheap, mpeg-4, nifty, play, player, plug, plugged, receipt, return, sean, short, slot, story, talking, usb, watched, xvid

Replies: 13
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2007 01:30 PM; by Lignum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: May be some of our English Friends can explain

Started by rod1949, 11th August 2007 02:25 PM

approval, authority, blokes, building, built, commencement, council, designs, english, explain, friends, grand, head, house, is/common, local, night, plans, prior, submission, watched

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 01:27 PM; by bitingmidge

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Going up

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 11:45 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, lady, light, lights, mall, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, visiting, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 02:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Need to share a quote

Started by Carry Pine, 27th June 2007 09:14 PM

agent, close, closed, concerned, development, estate, explained, global, houses, housing, mega, news, real, run, share, south, thread, tonight, warming, watched, win, wollongong

Replies: 0
Views: 958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2007 09:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Homework needed on E-bay!

Started by Peter57, 3rd June 2007 12:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$100, $199, bid, carbatec, days, decided, e-bay, ebay, homework, needed, passed, people, unit, watched

Replies: 15
Views: 3,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 11:25 PM; by aljenit

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

tv time

Started by black1, 23rd March 2007 09:35 PM

agree2tsup, david, marks, milton, office, time, war, watch, watched, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 08:22 AM; by Howdya do that

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cleaning Brushes or a wipe on alternative

Started by Howdya do that, 6th February 2007 06:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alternative, appeal, bit, brushdoh, brushes, cabots, clean, cleaning, danish, david, fair, garbage, huge, marks, mattter, method, oil, petrified, process, product, rag, results, similar, suggest, teach, throw, time, wash, watched, wipe

Replies: 19
Views: 3,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2007 09:28 PM; by BrettC

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FINISHING

One for the entomologists

Started by silentC, 19th January 2007 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdomen, awhile, banged, buzzing, caught, couple, disappeared, dropped, entomologists, flew, found, ground, handle, happening, head, hole, home, notice, objecting, past, pull, push, spider, start, stuff, times, wasp, watched, watching, window

Replies: 15
Views: 2,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 08:06 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good Advice

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM

advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 02:32 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

secret doors

Started by boldor, 23rd December 2006 10:04 AM

american, bookcase, cheesy, concept, created, door, doors, foxtel, pivoting, pretty, replacing, secret, space, themselfs, walk, wardrobe, watched, week

Replies: 5
Views: 3,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2006 12:22 PM; by boldor

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Iron chef and whales

Started by Wongo, 20th November 2006 02:03 PM

bit, but…, care, challenger, chef, cook, dish, iron, japanese, saturday, tongue, watched, whales

Replies: 3
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 02:24 PM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spaghetti

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th September 2006 12:10 PM

agreed, arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, mail, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, postcard, read, received, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 12:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

I saw one today...

Started by rrich, 15th May 2006 04:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

75mm, david, deal, diy, eek, fed, feed, hands, hold, hooked, jointer, marks, network, pads, piece, push, scary, stick, stock, taught, thick, thumb, today, watched, wood, worst

Replies: 21
Views: 3,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 07:23 PM; by Buzza

Forum:
SAFETY

25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

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JOKES

Life insurance

Started by Wongo, 20th July 2006 05:33 PM

breaks, companies, court, day, day.d, days, food, gmc, guarantee, hmmmmm……, insurance, life, money, offer, simply, understand, watched, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 09:16 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

All Blacks up

Started by Bluegum, 8th July 2006 09:12 PM

32-12, bit, blacks, game, kiwis, lot, scrappy, tonight, wallabies, watched

Replies: 7
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2006 07:51 AM; by rtfarty

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old buffer's observation

Started by Daddles, 6th July 2006 01:36 PM

boils, buffer, buffers, experience, observation, personal, pot, richard, rotten, takes, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2006 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Wolf Creek?

Started by reef12, 15th May 2006 12:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheers, creek, jeff, matter, oklahoma, post, related, truth, watched, wolf, wood

Replies: 26
Views: 3,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 06:48 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Caddy Advice

Started by Rodgera, 18th May 2006 02:03 PM

advice, argued, ball, bit, caddy, confident, dare, eek, estimate, fifteen, four-wood, front, game, gentleman, giving, golfer, handed, immediately, par, proceeded, putt, putter, rolled, standing, suggested, tee, top, watched, wedge, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2006 04:22 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

How to Train a Cat

Started by Rodgera, 14th May 2006 09:35 AM

adopted, cat, daughter, days, deposited, distress, husband, learned, lesson, mad, outdoors, patiently, pet, post, quickly, reassured, rolleyes, scratched, scratching, sofa, stray, teach, time, train, trained, watched, worry

Replies: 10
Views: 2,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 10:12 AM; by rockola

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JOKES

Expensive electrical lesson

Started by BobL, 4th April 2006 12:05 AM

arghhhhhh, breaker, called, cavity, circuit, cost, device, disect, electrical, electrician, existed, expensive, hours, house, lesson, mistake, plugged, power, powerpoint, powerpoints, removed, roof, sparky, test, thrill, time, tripping, wallwart, watched, wiring

Replies: 9
Views: 2,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 12:12 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Spammers Motivation

Started by echnidna, 11th March 2006 05:29 PM

easy, items, money, motivation, people, searches, spammers, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2006 10:26 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

Forum:
JOKES

Grumpy old men?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 7th February 2006 09:37 PM

bloke, cool, cricket, difference, football, grumpy, hung, informed, library, lip, men, observant, poetry, top, types, watched, zed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 04:37 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Favourite/Funniest movie that wasn't a hit

Started by vsquizz, 2nd January 2006 01:40 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

andrew, bundy, cheers, clay, cleese, crawl, crocodile, dice, dozen, fav, favourite or funniest, fess, hit, humour, john, marty, milligan, movie, newton, oneill, presley, priscilla, sense, spike, stagger, times, twisted, watched, wayne, yellowbeard

Replies: 49
Views: 4,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 05:46 PM; by womble

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Weird Poms!!!!!

Started by Christopha, 30th December 2005 02:55 PM

amazed, bride, daily, dock, dolphin, dream, dress, fin, finally, groom, happiest, husband, israeli, mammals, marriage, poms, quoted, spectators, tendler, tossed, tourist, visiting, walking, watched, water, wearing, wedding, wednesday, weird, white

Replies: 8
Views: 188,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 07:29 PM; by Bodgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Peak Oil

Started by Grunt, 7th December 2005 06:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150, catalyst, cheap, civilisation, completely, developed, eat, feed, food, fuelled, growth, kilojoule, kilojoules, lack, litre, oil, package, peak, petrol, population, price, produce, reached, reaches, simply, takes, transport, watched, week, worlds

Replies: 18
Views: 4,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 02:15 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New TV Show.

Started by Wood Butcher, 4th October 2005 09:38 PM

44gal, 830, brainiacs, channel, clothes, cook, dangerous, drier.confused, drum, experiments, laugh, mix, omelette, school, science, stupid, tnt, tuesday, watched, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2005 12:14 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Life's too short.

Started by outback, 27th August 2005 12:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, bit, cricket, daughter, evening, excursion, feeling, finished, footy, friday, greeted, hard, home, late, life, lifes, mellow, night, partake, pushing, relaxed, robbo, school, shed, short, stirring, time, tomorrow, watched, worry

Replies: 27
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2005 01:10 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Buying a new Vacuum cleaner

Started by RufflyRustic, 21st July 2005 02:34 PM

buy, buying, cheers, cleaner, days, decide, demonstrations, dreaming, hwmbo, industrial, listened, looked, needless, picked, pinch, reported, retravision, rufflyrustic, salespitch, section, sends, sideways, solved, vacuum, vax, walked, wandered, watched, woodwork, yay

Replies: 14
Views: 2,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2005 04:23 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

My new favorite Teev show.

Started by craigb, 3rd July 2005 12:38 AM

abc, blues, called, enjoyed, fan, favorite, martin, reckon, scorsese, teev, watched, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2005 10:36 AM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

QUELL smoke alarm (with built in private detective???

Started by ptrott, 23rd June 2005 02:00 AM

adults, alarm, alarms, amazing, arson, bed, bedroomeekeekeek, bla, built, caused, children, detective, detector, detects, fire, fires, hope, matches, phill.eek, playing, private, putting, quell, sense, short, smoke, smoking, started, watched, word

Replies: 8
Views: 5,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 07:56 PM; by ptrott

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

tv programs /outback hse /dr who

Started by dzcook, 12th June 2005 10:31 PM

/dr, /outback, abc, apprieciate, bad, bit, character, colony, doctor, electricity, fans, guys, hse, lot, makes, mind, or dr, or outback, people, pretty, programs, sbs, series, tardis, tonight, watched, water, wil, yanks

Replies: 12
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2005 11:44 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

Marriage Counselling

Started by Wood Butcher, 20th April 2005 10:39 PM

angry, bedroom, break, counselling, counsellor, difficulties, extremely, fathom, finally, husbands, inquired, iron, life, looked, love, marriage, questions, replied, sensed, source, threatening, time, unable, unusual, watched, window, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 11:46 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

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