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QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

My unusual pet

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM

answer, arms, beer, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, feeling, friend, fun, heard, hey, house, life, lonely, minutes, pet, pub, putting, shoes, shouting, situation, swinging, thinking, time, time;, unusual, voice, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

help with my render finish....

Started by tobyabe, 8th February 2007 10:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, appreciated, cement, chris, doubt, dry, finish, float, garden, giving, grey, morning, night, plastic, render, rendering, result, ripped, smooth, sponge, stage, thick, thinking, time, told, trowel, wait, waited, wall, wrong

Replies: 17
Views: 18,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 01:07 AM; by Joister

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RENDERING

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Splinters

Started by AlexS, 8th November 1999 02:42 PM

agency, angry, bird, bureau, doctor, examination, forestry, hell, hours, lady, land, managed, management, parks, reappeared, recreational, remove, returned, sat, service, splinters, til, timber, told, tree, understand, view, wait, waited, wildlife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 04:16 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Please help: I can't 'Post Reply'

Started by Malperth, 25th December 2006 03:22 PM

button, clicked, issue, minutes, missing, page, post, reply, submit, test, thread, times, transitions, type, waited

Replies: 4
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2006 04:07 PM; by ozwinner

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Australia Post

Started by Big Shed, 15th December 2006 06:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

14/12, 6/12, australia, basically, day, days, ebay, feel, forever, game, grandson, ntsc, post, postmarked, pretty, purchased, rang, rate, received, smarten, thoughd, told, tough, town, travel, waited, week, wrist, xbox, xmas

Replies: 28
Views: 3,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 06:22 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fast delivery from Timbercon

Started by dai sensei, 12th April 2006 10:17 PM

bit, blown, copped, delivery, fare, fast, flack, forum, guys, home, improve, internet, night, poor, service, sunday, timbercon, times, tuesday, waited, weeks

Replies: 12
Views: 8,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 11:32 PM; by Purpleheart

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Wagner HPLV 850E

Started by boxers, 13th May 2006 08:15 AM

850e, boxers, choice, doors, eagerly, fences, finishes, furniture, house, hplv, hvlphigh, limited, low, narrowed, pressure, research, sought, spray, standard, system, viewas, volume, wagner, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 3,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:15 AM; by boxers

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FINISHING

Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

BBQ hierarchy......

Started by Iain, 9th April 2006 12:48 PM

ashes, barbecue, bbq, beer, circle, dianne, griff, grill, head, heard, hierarchy, joel, kevin, left, p.j, prodding, rolling, sausages, shuffled, sipped, slipped, smoke, snap, snapped, thin, tong-master, tongs, waited, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2006 10:23 PM; by Green Woodchips

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JOKES

One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Complete darkness

Started by Wongo, 20th January 2006 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bin, business, companies, complete, corporate, darkness, door, feature, found, green, hands, hang, light, managed, minutes, ridiculous, rubbish, sink, sit, slowly, steps, support, tap?confused, toilet, trapped, tripped, wait, waited, washed, worries

Replies: 24
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 04:09 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Water Based Urethane

Started by 8ball, 11th January 2006 03:17 PM

600, 73s, air, applying, appreciated, arrived, base, based, brush, coats, coffee, definatelly, eyes, finally, finish, greatly, grit, marks, oils, patiently, pock, sanding, silicones, spray, table, trouble, urethane, urethanes, waited, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 12:14 AM; by la Huerta

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FINISHING

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Definitions

Started by Baz, 6th September 2005 09:19 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 09:19 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Help with finish over lot of Organoil

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 3rd August 2005 07:33 PM

1200, burnishing, comparison, cure, cut, darkening, dry, expect, finish, grain, grit, identical, light, lot, oil, organoil, paste, piece, raw, recently, sanded, slab, soaking, staying, surface, timber, tung, w/out, waited, week

Replies: 7
Views: 3,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 10:04 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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FINISHING

Silly but funny

Started by beejay1, 4th May 2005 04:58 AM

answer, bar, beejay1, bit, bothered, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, franks, friend, funny, heard, hey, house, love, minutes, pet, putting, scroll, shoes, shouting, silly, situation, time, time;, voice, wait, waited

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 03:43 PM; by flea1607

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JOKES

Venting my spleen.

Started by DanP, 31st January 2005 02:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, brisbane, call, called, country, friday, independently, item, mad, melbourne, months, october, operated, phone, reply, run, spleen, spoke, stock, store, stores, supply, time, told, venting, wait, waited, week, worries, xxxxx-xxx

Replies: 35
Views: 5,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2005 09:49 PM; by Gumby

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Sicaflex

Started by Marc, 8th October 2004 06:28 PM

bit, brick, buy, chosen, couple, cure, day, days, dry, experimentation, fast, fresh, glue, glued, hehe, hours, led, noticed, nozzle, piece, pieces, pine, plastic, rubbery, setting, sicaflex, stuff, takes, waited, wow

Replies: 11
Views: 8,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 09:58 PM; by soundman

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Doctor's Office

Started by silentC, 12th July 2004 10:27 AM

86-year-old, advice, answer, approached, approvingly, crowded, dick, discussed, doctor, doctors, ear, embarrass, irritated, knowing, minutes, nodded, office, people, private, re-entered, receptionist, replied, sir, smiled, smugly, stated, told, waited, walked, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:57 AM; by zymurgy

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JOKES

Car park bullies

Started by Wongo, 15th June 2004 02:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

added, badly, bullies, busy, can’t, car, expect, fairly, hands, hips, left, lunch, mad, mate”, minutes, park, parked, parking, replied, respectfully, saturday, shopping, sighed, sorry”, spot, starring, told, treat, treated, waited

Replies: 39
Views: 8,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 12:09 PM; by LineLefty

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

A true woodies joke

Started by Iain, 3rd January 2003 09:33 AM

agency, alpine, angry, committee, demanded, dnre, doctor, environmental, examining, hours, hurried, joke, lady, land, old-growth, patience, permits, planning, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, timber, told, tree, true, waited, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2003 09:33 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

File This

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM

assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

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JOKES

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QLD smart as whips

My unusual pet

help with my render finish....

an oldie but a goodie

Splinters

Please help: I can't 'Post Reply'

Australia Post

Fast delivery from Timbercon

Wagner HPLV 850E

Trials of a greenie

BBQ hierarchy......

One For DanP

Speeding excuse

Complete darkness

Water Based Urethane

To rob a Bank

Definitions

Help with finish over lot of Organoil

Silly but funny

Venting my spleen.

Sicaflex

Doctor's Office

Car park bullies

Have a nice day

A true woodies joke

File This

Good Doggie