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Oh No :)

Started by gawdelpus, 12th February 2009 09:21 AM

announcer, blondes, breakfast, car, doh, even-numbered, exhibit, expecting, garage, heard, honey, husband, inches, leave, listening, love, married, morning, moved, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, street, understanding, voice, week, wife, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 09:50 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Wild Dingo

Started by Rossluck, 25th January 2009 03:30 PM

absolute, agree, camper, crown, day, ding, dingo, dings, forum, forums, jewels, joined, machinist, named, oddly, people, property, rebuild, recently, style, support, thread, threads, trailer, version, voice, wild, writing, wrustle, yonnee

Replies: 2
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2009 11:05 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Should domestic electrical DIY be allowed in Australia?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th December 2008 12:10 AM

additional, allowed, australia, choice, comments, diy, domestic, electrical, feel, multiple, opinion, permitted, post, read, renovateforum.com, thread, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 2,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 12:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A touching story

Started by MICKYG, 22nd December 2008 02:20 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, friend, home, house, lay, life, merry, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, story, touching, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 6,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

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A Woodies Yarn

A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First class service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th October 2008 10:25 PM

allan, apologised, canteen, chocolate, class, counter, cream, flavours, girl, ice, laryngitis, minutes, rasping, replied, service, sneezed, strawberry, vanilla, violently, voice, waited, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2008 02:12 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Isaac Hayes

Started by prozac, 11th August 2008 03:58 PM

aged, babies, bed, black, chef, close, died, enouraged, explosion, generation, groovers, hayes, intimate, isaac, listening, mood, news, partner, personal, prozac, responsible, sad, soothing, vale, voice, western, white, words, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 09:39 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Kevin Rudd visits a primary school

Started by WoodJunky, 1st July 2008 09:13 PM

accident, airplane, boy, carrying, children, discussion, finally, fire, friendly, f___ing, gillard, hand, kevin, loss, minister, primary, prime, queensland, quiet, raised, rudd, school, searched, silent, struck, tragedy, visiting, visits, voice, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 09:17 PM; by STAR

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JOKES

Bosses Night

Started by Rodgera, 2nd July 2008 12:36 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 12:47 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Family Bible

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:34 PM

adams, astonishment, bible, boy, boys, called, dear, family, fascinated, fell, fingered, found, leaf, looked, mama, object, pages, picked, pressed, suddenly, underwear, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 05:38 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

School Photograph

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 04:40 PM

buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer;, lawyer, michael, nice, persuade, photograph, photographed, picture, rang, school, shes, teacher, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ice cream flavours

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 03:51 PM

allan, barry, calendar, chocolate, clearing, cream, employee, flavours, husky, ice, laryngitis, local, months, raspy, replied, shop, sneezed, stole, strawberry, throat, vanilla, violently, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:00 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

If the voice inside you head says dangerous then listen

Started by rodm, 7th April 2008 10:18 PM

bit, chin, claret, dangerous, emergency, feel, finger, head, hit, hospital, hour, injury, inside, job, listen, lot, mention, pictures, piece, quarters, quick, safe, safely, short, stitched, stop, suffice, table, time, voice

Replies: 14
Views: 2,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 07:58 PM; by Check twice!

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SAFETY

The Psychic

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 10:55 AM

acquitted, ball, breaths, candle, compose, crystal, deep, delivered, flickering, fortune, gaze, grave, hands, hazy, husband, jennifer, lined, met, mystic, peering, psychic, shaken, simply, single, stared, steadied, tellers, visibly, voice, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:55 AM; by Dangermouse

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JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Compliments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 08:32 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A TRUE story -Bluddy wimmin (again)

Started by woodcutta, 29th January 2008 08:42 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.4, arguments, bluddy, city, corner, fantastic, female, fisrt, gps, guess, instructed, kilometers, left, located, meters, navigate, peace, peaceful, perfect, position, set, shattered, story, sydney, trip, true, uprolleyes, voice, wimmin, woodcutta

Replies: 73
Views: 7,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 06:54 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry's luck

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 10:10 AM

anxiously, ball, barry, bounces, cashes, chips, dealer, doh, drops, finally, halt, hears, house, ignores, job, luck, money, nervously, quit, roulette, sell, slowly, spins, table, tells, vegas, voice, watch, wheel, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 09:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How to get what you want 101

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2007 10:22 AM

101, add, angelic, bad, boy, buy, car, cars, collection, dad, day, doh, found, imagine, kill, killing, moment, nooooo, opportunity, passionately, rotfl, shop, sing, song, thinking, toy, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 11:43 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Wheelin in class

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:37 AM

class, day, double, english, form, forms, language, languages, lecturing, linguistics, loud, negative, piped, positive, professor, russian, voice, wheelin, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:19 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Insinkerator air switch failed

Started by Fuzzie, 2nd October 2007 03:29 PM

air, alternately, answered, bellows, brisbane, button, cheaper, connecting, email, failed, fix, forum, fuzzie, inoperable, insinkerator, located, mailbox, outfit, phone, push, replacement, service, supposed, switch, system, test, theory, tube, unplugged, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 5,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:48 PM; by Fuzzie

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

My unusual pet

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM

answer, arms, beer, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, feeling, friend, fun, heard, hey, house, life, lonely, minutes, pet, pub, putting, shoes, shouting, situation, swinging, thinking, time, time;, unusual, voice, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ted

Started by funkychicken, 24th July 2007 09:46 PM

bag, banana, berries, billy, bush, bushgranger, bushgranging, compliments.”, dreamy, foe.”, goat, holding, joe, laura, looked, loot, police, replied, ruffling, spoke, supatroopa, ted, toe, toe.”, voice, “here, “honestly, “she, “you, “…”

Replies: 4
Views: 5,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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A Woodies Yarn

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Deck Maintenance and coatings

Started by UteMad, 4th April 2007 05:05 PM

build, cheers, coat, coating, coatings, confusion, customers, deck, decks, finally, lot, maintenance, oiling, opinions, save, simpler, subject, task, track, utemad, voice, washing, www.dialadeck.com.au

Replies: 2
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2007 05:26 PM; by strangerep

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DECKING

Poll: Cramp or Clamp

Started by rick_rine, 27th December 2006 10:52 PM

2004, charlie, clamp, covered, cramp, dad, daddy, discuss, discussion, handsome, online, opinion, simple, voice, walking

Replies: 12
Views: 5,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 03:55 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
POLLS

Voice recognition in MS Vista...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 07:45 PM

bit, cackle, download, found, largish, recognition, streaming, vid, vista, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2007 11:03 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

Weird Phone Calls:

Started by Coldamus, 24th February 2007 04:30 PM

accent, american, annoying, appears, assist, automated, calling, calls, costing, dial, drops, hold, line, money, operators, phone, proceed, recently, ring, shortly, slight, starting, tone, voice, weird

Replies: 3
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 08:51 AM; by bumnut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to find your own phone number?

Started by jackruss, 10th February 2007 02:20 PM

brains, computerised, connected, dialed, land, line, number, phone, sounds, strange, technican, technician, telstra, told, trust, voice

Replies: 7
Views: 3,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2007 05:17 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spam

Started by ozwinner, 27th January 2007 07:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

american, apt, buying, close, contradictory, degarmo, fantasia, favored, fins, grab, head, idol, love, perfect, powerful, pull, qualities, screen, season, sexist, shares, shore, singing, soul, spam, stuff, tryouts, tuck, voice, wealthy

Replies: 17
Views: 2,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 01:36 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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