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Hidden camera in your monitor !

Started by Shrek3, 31st October 2008 08:50 PM

9/11, appears, blow, brother, built, built-in, camera, click, deal, designed, eek, found, hidden, human, lcd, manufactured, middle, monitor, monitors, pc/laptop, revealed, rights, screen, screens, secret, specially, truth, watching, web, whistle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 07:47 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Jokes from court

Started by Shrek3, 30th September 2008 10:24 PM

admonished, court, defend, defendant, happen, honor, jokes, jones, judge, limitations, sworn, truth, truthful, understand, win, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 10:24 PM; by Shrek3

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And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!

Started by WoodJunky, 24th September 2008 08:08 PM

adult, answer, attic, basement, biggest, call, calls, classes, cut, describe, garage, kids, lunch, misses, normal, parents, polite, question, rest, retiree, retirees, retirement, saturday, store, stuff, sunday, term, time, truth, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2008 02:28 PM; by rrich

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GORE WARNING Oh Crap! Not again!

Started by RufflyRustic, 21st August 2008 06:58 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accidentally, belt, bit, crap, door, exiting, favoured, feel, feeling, final, finger, fingernails, fingertip, hand, house, injured, left, needless, prefer, pressure, pulling, sander, surely, time.o~, timec, told.rolleyes, trimming, truth, type, woncool

Replies: 36
Views: 6,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 03:25 AM; by handyrn

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SAFETY

For everyone who has a daugther

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2008 10:33 AM

answer, application, car, cry, daddys, date, dating, daughter, daugther, driveway, front, girl, hands, home, house, information, movies, pull, rule, rules, safely, section, signature, time, torture, touch, truth, words, __no, __yes

Replies: 11
Views: 3,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 11:56 PM; by STAR

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JOKES

Redundancies

Started by Metal Head, 26th June 2008 11:26 PM

/and, 600, ago, business, buy, china, company, customers, decided, expensive, internet, job, jobs, lack, lost, money, month, months, overseas, pay, people, plant, quality, reason, redundancies, sets, slowly, told, truth, word

Replies: 5
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 04:42 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Maybe not a joke?

Started by rrich, 6th July 2008 03:51 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2008 08:56 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair

Started by WoodJunky, 24th June 2008 10:43 PM

chance, charge, daredevil, dollars, entire, ester, esther, fair, fancy, fell, fifty, golly, heard, helicopter, impressed, kinds, landed, maneuvers, morris, overheard, pilot, quiet, replied, ride, state, tricks, truth, wife, word, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 09:31 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Fuel prices, why do WE pay so much?

Started by Claw Hama, 9th June 2008 10:42 AM

46%, 46c, australia, cheaper, companies, costs, crude, current, debate, diesel, free, fuel, government, grade, gst, intrest, levy, litre, money, oil, p/l, parity, pay, premium, price, prices, tax, truth, vested, wrong

Replies: 11
Views: 3,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:07 AM; by Check twice!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Grandma's bless em

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM

aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 12:18 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Steet Directory Syndrome

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th February 2008 09:34 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, constant, directory, driving, facilitating, feel, floor, fumbled, green, hastily, hurry, law, murphys, music, noticed, phenomena, refastening, refer, releasing, seatbelt, steet, street, sudden, syndrome, theme, this?rolleyes, truth, twilight, universal, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 3,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:23 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Must clean. must clean.

Started by tea lady, 25th January 2008 08:11 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aplication, arrangements, beer, changing, charm, clean, coffee, crazed, drivel, expression, gadget, glad, gradually, heard, home, life.oo, lips, managed, mans, mysteries, plumbing, pressure, story, subsided, thinking, time, truth, washer, wasted, water

Replies: 48
Views: 7,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 08:25 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plasma V LCD HDTV

Started by macca2, 28th December 2007 10:46 PM

appreciated, argument, bit, bulldust, definite, experience, ford, greatly, hdtv, holden, lcd, macca, personal, persons, plasma, professional, sales, stories, system, told, truth, view

Replies: 7
Views: 2,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 12:10 AM; by sawdustmike

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

What's the truth about "Saddle Plaster" ceilings?...

Started by Batpig, 26th September 2007 09:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

70s, advance, apparently, bad, batpig, brisbania, building, built, ceiling, ceilings, cited, claims, companies, cornices, dodge, heard, home, insurance, plaster, policies, questions, reputation, saddle, saddle plaster, story, told, tonight, truth, type, unit

Replies: 19
Views: 7,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 12:35 AM; by Ashore

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PLASTERING

A Complaint

Started by Grunt, 7th July 2007 06:38 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attention, brought, chains, complaint, day, dignity, drunks, equality, freedom, holding, impression, justice, lies, life, light, makes, nonsense, ozwinner, ozwinners, parrot, pestiferous, pursuit, raise, remove, shell, spread, surrounded, total, true, truth

Replies: 33
Views: 5,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 01:59 PM; by Clinton1

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JOKES

Kids Behaviours, who is to blame?

Started by Burnsy, 18th September 2007 08:03 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

addition, behaviours, blame, board, buck, classroom, current, days, demographic, distraction, feel, feels, fix, goings, insists, instant, interschool, kids, low, negative, personally, realistically, school, stop, support, system, team, thrown, truth, unaware

Replies: 93
Views: 12,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 03:47 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Darling

Started by munruben, 20th September 2007 03:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 05:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Grandads DON'T know everything

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd August 2007 01:52 PM

aback, allan, angrily, beds, billy, bit, bunk, called, dad, days, decided, grandad, grandads, grandson, house, inside, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, top, truth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 02:13 PM; by wheelinround

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Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Got a new HWS but I think I stuffed up!

Started by JohnJohns, 29th June 2007 08:56 PM

50°c, 60°c, bosch, brought, deal, factory, fancy, found, gasfitter, guy, heat, hws, inside, install, job, mechanism, prevent, programmed, run, safety, scalding, sticker, stuffed, switches, system, systems, temp, tempering, truth, valve

Replies: 12
Views: 4,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2007 06:37 PM; by wonderplumb

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A (rather) Inconvenient truth

Started by Gingermick, 21st June 2007 10:53 AM

american, average, cistern, collected, consumes, electricity, energy, feet, fossil, funneled, gas, ground, heated, home, house, inconvenient, mansion, month, national, natural, pool, private, property, roof, surrounding, system, texas, truth, underground, water

Replies: 6
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 12:20 AM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

black marks on professionally polished floor

Started by 6weekstobaby, 11th June 2007 07:39 PM

advance, baby, bedrooms, bit, black, bleach, bothered, concerned, corinne, deal, floor, flooring, girl, house, job, marks, months, neighbor, polish, polished, polishing, pretty, professionally, question-, removed, replace, rough, spot, truth, wee

Replies: 14
Views: 2,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 11:45 PM; by 6weekstobaby

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FLOORING

finishing european beech

Started by robjob, 27th May 2007 02:49 AM

appears, based, beech, content, cupboard, doors, due, european, finish, finishing, friend, kitchen, ligher, panel, polyurethane, spray, stay, suggested, supplier, timber, tricky, true, truth, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2007 02:49 AM; by robjob

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FINISHING

Colorbond or PVC downpipes??.... Help!

Started by kaliani, 24th April 2007 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, amanda, bit, builder, character, cheaper-, colorbond, downpipes, drove, extension, feeling, forum, genuinely, guess, house, joins, length, money, nearby, neighbourhoods, option, pipes, pvc, re-do, rectangular, round, save, told, truth, white

Replies: 16
Views: 15,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 04:38 PM; by echnidna

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

What do you think?

Started by Gumby, 18th December 2006 10:19 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

?confused, answers, casualty, chosen, circumstances, conceal, consumed, cook, cooked, countries, day, earlier, eaten, fine, fires, happen, imaginary, knowledge, mere, months, morsel, passed, people, pudding, rare, seeking, steak, truth, wages, worse

Replies: 31
Views: 3,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 01:57 PM; by SPIRIT

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Busted Zed!....

Started by savage, 20th October 2006 04:50 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 06:55 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Medication

Started by Jack Plane, 18th October 2006 04:14 PM

all-night, control, dare, desire, dry, effects, encouraged, hiding, include, karaoke, living, loss, medication, mind, mouth, naked, nursing, play, pregnant, rounds, shyness, sing, start, stop, strip, truth, twister, white, wine, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 04:31 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

New IR laws...

Started by Toolin Around, 28th May 2006 10:29 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

bad, business, coming, heard, laws, papers, peddlars, peddlers, printing, read, reading, report, reports, smut, stuff, truth

Replies: 72
Views: 6,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 12:24 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wolf Creek?

Started by reef12, 15th May 2006 12:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cheers, creek, jeff, matter, oklahoma, post, related, truth, watched, wolf, wood

Replies: 26
Views: 3,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 06:48 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Socrates

Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM

acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 12:24 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

Aussie Love Poem

Started by Gra, 2nd February 2006 04:58 PM

arms, aussie, beer, bum, dear, dimples, fetch, footys, gonna, grave, gravity, lies, love, matter, means, met, mind, moment, nannas, poem, round, sexy, shut, single, swear, tellin, thighs, truth, word, wot

Replies: 5
Views: 2,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 08:24 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Wedding Cake

Started by bennylaird, 5th December 2005 02:18 PM

cake, finally, portrayed, truth, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 02:18 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Maharishis Guide to Zen

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM

bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20

Replies: 0
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:55 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Dontchya Love Whistleblowers?

Started by echnidna, 9th September 2005 10:20 AM

acc, affairs, ahead, aussie, bunch, companies, connection, corruption, dontchya, fed, govt, henchmen, honorary, inquiry, interfered, love, masters, merry, political, reckon, smack, sol, sufficient, telstra, times, topple, truth, whistle, whistleblowers, ziggy

Replies: 10
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 10:12 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bathroom & Toilet Door Building Codes

Started by Jacob's Dad, 9th August 2005 03:13 PM

bathroom, boxes, building, buried, code, codes, confused, copy, door, doors, hinges, hope, lifted, light, mentioned, michael, obligatory, reno, required, requirement, shed, special, toilet, truth, unmarked

Replies: 8
Views: 12,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 11:00 AM; by silentC

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Shane Warne

Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM

addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne

Replies: 11
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Drug Possesion in Aus

Started by dazzler, 1st June 2005 11:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aus, austpost, australia, baggage, cheers, corby, country, customs, dazzler, deemed, detected, distribution, doubt, drug, drugs, elvis, handlers, innocence, magistrate/judges, mind, package, possesion, possession, prove, raise, set, telling, truth, wife, worth

Replies: 20
Views: 2,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:55 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rules to live by

Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM

$20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:24 PM; by Gumby

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JOKES

DIY frameless glass shower door

Started by Pulpo, 23rd April 2005 11:38 AM

advice, appreciated, challenging, cheers, cost, diy, door, experts, feat, frameless, glass, guidance, install, myself;, pulpo, rewarding, ring, rolleyes, shower, suggestions, tackle, tempted, top, truth

Replies: 1
Views: 2,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2005 01:17 PM; by BrisBen

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BATHROOM & TOILET

An insult to humanity

Started by Wongo, 12th April 2005 09:40 AM

air, angry, biological, blade, books, changed, chemical, children, city, contest, develop, experiments, helping, hiding, history, humanity, insult, killing, neighbours, raped, slaughtered, sorrow, stabbed, tip, tossed, truth, women, worse

Replies: 12
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2005 02:28 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finally, the truth!

Started by Christopha, 17th March 2005 05:26 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2005 08:51 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guide to Zen

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:20 PM

ahead, bad, closed, day, days, double, experience, feet, fish, fold, follow, forget, gathers, guide, half, journey, judge, judgment, mile, money, mouth, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, time, truth, walk, worth, zen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 03:35 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Floating floor, first time renovator!

Started by nine-to-fiver, 13th August 2004 12:13 PM

100mts, befor, called, engineered, feed, feelings, floating, floor, flooring, gals, guys, hard, product, read, reno, renovator, river, sales, scott, sqr, stuff, time, truth, undertaking, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 07:30 PM; by Cassandra

Forum:
FLOORING

A tale of two muffins.

Started by Caliban, 14th June 2004 11:32 AM

armed, beware, boat, bondcrete, covet, equipment, guard, hmmm, home, jim, muffin, muffins, phantom, planning, ply, preferred, revenge, shalt, sharpening, silent, stands, story, sydney, tale, thief, truth, ubeaut, unpainted, waterproof, waterproofing

Replies: 6
Views: 2,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 10:24 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

The TRUTH about women

Started by zathras, 19th August 2003 10:25 PM

absolutely, awaiting, center, choose, day, door, extremely, floor, good-looking, high-paying, hmmm, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mercy, nice, prove, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, streak, tempting, truth, woman, women, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 10:25 PM; by zathras

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JOKES

Little Johnie

Started by Baz, 15th December 2002 09:59 PM

alright, anyonesaid, australia, child, children, class, classroom, continue, cricket, embarassing, england, father, finished, front, johnie, johnies, kids, laugh, living, miss, playing, plays, quickly, rest, stay, stunned, teacher, time, told, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2002 09:59 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Things dogs hate

Started by Pete, 30th May 2002 01:59 PM

bows, carpet, chew, dog, dogs, fences, food, freak, fur, haircut, hate, home, insist, involves, jealous, noticed, pick, piles, poop, realize, ribbons, schedule, stuff, sweaters, taking, things, truth, walk, yard, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:59 PM; by Pete

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JOKES

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