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At the Supermarket

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM

baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM; by Rodgera

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New here, HELP

Started by The new guy, 16th May 2010 10:46 AM

$50.00, advance, bowls, carving, chisels, deal, forum, found, framing, houses, knives, lathe, live, love, narex, real, set, start, started, ten, types, woodwork, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2010 08:38 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ten things men know about women

Started by bookend, 24th April 2010 04:42 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2010 11:47 AM; by Ashore

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Noah's Ark

Started by wheelinround, 12th March 2010 07:59 AM

advantage, alwaysa, amateurs;, ark, boardwith, boat, build, built, cheetahs, eleven, float, future, god, ground, matter, noah, noahs, pairs, professionals, rainbow, remember, safetys, sake, speed, storm, stressed, ten, titanic, travel, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2010 10:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

New Secretary

Started by Rodgera, 20th January 2010 09:32 PM

answer, boss, exasperated, irritably, rang, replied, secretary, silly, telephone, ten, times, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2010 03:36 PM; by fenderbelly

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Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Footballer's woes.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2009 06:46 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2009 06:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

laserlight

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd November 2009 11:20 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2009 11:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Blonde Cookbook

Started by gawdelpus, 22nd October 2009 10:54 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 11:01 PM; by robbo266317

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Channell ten news

Started by munruben, 1st August 2009 09:42 AM

break, channel, channell, control, destroy, earth, hit, minutes, news, newsreader, planet, satellite, short, spun, ten

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2009 09:26 PM; by joe greiner

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Hello from Bundy rum territory.

Started by Sparkiekosten, 9th June 2009 09:19 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2009 03:21 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Train of Life

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 09:15 AM

background, cline, cry, curse, days, engine, enjoyment, forward, front, hang, head, heaven, jumped, life, lifes, living, music, nelson, patsy, performed, railway, securely, strap, ten, track, train, unknown~, wasted, willie, ~author

Replies: 0
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 09:15 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Hi boys and girls...

Started by bertb, 30th April 2009 08:55 PM

also.cool, awesome, beliefs, bessey, bought, boys, busy, buying, call, clamps, class, collection-, divided, festool, finished, fun, furniture/joinery, girls, ideals, incra, introduce, paid, pile, ready, religious, school, setting, ten, thread, workshop

Replies: 9
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 10:36 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

WINNER: Taurus Table Saw (Aldis)

Started by Grim, 28th January 2009 02:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

beer, box, buy, coast, components, days, fairly, french, goodies, half, hand, heavens, hour, instructions, money, mother, power, price, quiet, rip, score, spend, surprised, table, taurus, ten, timber, wife, wood, written

Replies: 31
Views: 17,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 10:55 PM; by Tomislav

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

A Rather Remarkable Obituary

Started by dr4g0nfly, 21st April 2009 08:16 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 08:24 AM; by Calm

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Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Deck as a roof - waterproof

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th February 2009 08:30 PM

bathrooms, block, built, construction, deck, decks, draughty/builder, due, exdraughty, experience, fall, house, ideas, meant, membrane, normal, option, proposing, read, renovateforum.com, roof, slopes, ten, term, thread, tiled, views, waterproof, waterproofing, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 08:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Chemist

Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM

boy, boys, buy, chemist, condoms, dinner, father, finally, girl, grace, leans, meal, meet, message, minute, minutes, mother, night, parents, past, praying, religous, replies, set, sex, stops, table, teenage, ten, text

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:49 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Doing vs Thinking

Started by Rodgera, 7th February 2009 02:27 PM

49120-49129, 49120-49130, 49121-49130, administrator, annoyed, eleven, firewall, match, moment, network, ports, requests, respond, set, ten, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2009 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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mounting heavy slate tiles

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th January 2009 12:40 PM

295mm, 4.5mm, board, cement, cheers, consisting, fairly, flexible, gratefully, heavy, matrix, mount, paul, read, received, renovateforum.com, screwing, siding, slate, spaced, standard, strips, suggestions, ten, thicker, thread, tile, tiles, tubes, widely

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2009 12:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

greatings everyone.

Started by bob ww, 7th January 2009 08:40 AM

bit, bob, bungalow, comitments, dabbling, due, england, forward, greatings, health, lincolnshire, live, moment, people, renovating, retired, slowly, ten, wood, woodwork

Replies: 6
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2009 08:13 AM; by bob ww

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Has anyone had problems with Timbecon?

Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2008 11:30 AM

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Replies: 11
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 02:43 PM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The happy hooker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2008 03:44 PM

allan, anniversary, answered, bed, bit, bruce, couple, cronulla, darling, happy, hold, hooker, husband, life, love, lying, morning, past, perfect, played, pondered, special, spice, ten, tenth, trade, tricks, understand, wedding, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 05:22 PM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Worthy Warning - Brick structures

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Do I Dob em in

Started by rod1949, 1st November 2007 03:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

/or, addition, additional, advertised, authority, certificate, cetificiate, compared, cost, deceptive, deem, dob, guarantee, home, information, issues, item, misleading, public, publicly, question, reading, regulatory, site, ten, warranty, won, writing, written, wrote

Replies: 26
Views: 4,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2008 09:20 PM; by Kym

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scotland The Brave

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2008 01:34 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2008 07:31 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

jape

Started by jape, 7th October 2008 08:35 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 02:52 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pretty girl

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:26 AM

anticipation, buy, clerk, cloth, cost, counter, department, dress, expectation, fine, geezer, girl, grandpa, held, material, measured, package, pay, pretty, quickly, smiled, smirk, snapped, standing, teasingly, ten, walking, wrapped, written, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:26 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ten Times Normal Size

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th July 2008 09:02 AM

body, day, dirty, disappointed, eye, finally, grade, grow, hand, homework, human, john, lady, mary, mind, miss, normal, norman, pupil, question, read, sixth, size, stimulated, stood, teacher, ten, times, trouble, wallen

Replies: 11
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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unexpected payment

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 01:50 AM

anticipation, bag, bill, clerk, cloth, costs, dress, expectation, fabric, fine, girl, grandpa, held, male, material, measured, nice, pay, payment, pretty, quickly, smiled, spots, standing, store, teasingly, ten, unexpected, wrapped, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 01:50 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Computer Problems

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st July 2008 10:23 AM

allan, bedroom, called, clicked, computer, control, door, error, figure, heard, inquired, keys, kid, mission, nonetheless, problems, replied, solved, stupid, ten, walking, write, wrong, wrote, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 10:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Do you know Harold--I do

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd March 2008 02:23 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 03:57 PM; by MALPT

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JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

100yr old ironbark floor - is it possible it's unsandable?

Started by ram5, 3rd March 2008 01:00 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 2,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:16 AM; by echnidna

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FLOORING

Three eggs.

Started by Toyboy, 17th February 2008 07:29 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 07:29 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Please don't complain

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:59 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

More Eggs Eggs Eggs.... and no '7's

Started by Greg Ward, 15th January 2008 05:12 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

egg, eggs, family, greg, laid, loving, markets, paddington, previous, purchased, purchases, remained, remember, rid, row, rows, table, ten, times, wife

Replies: 47
Views: 5,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 04:26 PM; by Greg Ward

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Who can find an answer different than 7.

Started by jow104, 10th January 2008 07:44 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

add, answer, buses, cats, divide, double, girls, hijacking, result, rolleyes, sacks, subtract, ten, time.rolleyes

Replies: 90
Views: 10,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 05:32 PM; by tea lady

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Woodies Quiz Forum

swimming vs running - i dont get it.

Started by ss_11000, 11th January 2008 11:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50m, ages, bad, couple, easily, freestyle, half, marathon, minutes, run, running, stuffed, swim, swimming, ten, time, tired, water, weird, words

Replies: 19
Views: 2,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:30 PM; by pitbull

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cast iron Bath re-enamel - DIY

Started by zongatron, 18th December 2007 09:12 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 5,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:06 PM; by scooter

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Odd sayings

Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2007 09:31 AM

ahmal, bar, boasting, bull, chessnuts, chilly, daisy, doctor, dolly, family, fish, green, husband, invisible, juan, kayak, laugh, moved, odd, picture, proving, puns, sank, sayings, stand, standing, ten, twins, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:55 AM; by Pusser

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JOKES

Clever one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM

allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ten rules for Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 08:20 PM

ahead, avoid, bent, directly, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, grip, head, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quiet, rules, shoulder, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, ten, urinal, water, width

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 08:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

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