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Someone at the door ..

Started by rayintheuk, 5th June 2010 09:33 PM

agent, answers, car, check, dealer, delivery, door, driver, english, front, invoice, japanese, main, mandela, mistake, nelson, nissan, ray, spares, speak, tells, tons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2010 09:33 PM; by rayintheuk

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Why you shouldn't wear thongs (flip flops) in the Workshop

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th February 2010 04:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cry4, flip, flops, humanity, ohhhh, picture, tells, thongs, wear, workshop

Replies: 30
Views: 5,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2010 10:37 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
SAFETY

Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

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JOKES

Golf and getting old

Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM

ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 10:22 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Allan's lost memory

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells

Replies: 26
Views: 2,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:50 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

A New Blonde Joke !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th January 2010 08:38 PM

blonde, brunette, bull, buy, com-for-da-bul, comfortable, drive, explains, glad, haul, hell, hitch, home, joke, operator, paying, pickup, ranch, send, shell, sister, sisters, slowly, telegram, telegraph, telling, tells, trailer, truck, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2010 08:38 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Elderly Golfers

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:57 PM

ago, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, elderly, eyesight, fairway, golf, golfers, heads, home, hundred, makes, mighty, perfect, remember, replied, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:37 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

ironbark decking - replacing older wider boards

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th October 2009 07:50 AM

85-86mm, boards, carry, cedar, close, colour, contact, couple, covered, decking, distinct, fairly, forum, glad, ironbark, lighter, match, naturalstain, possibly, read, recommend, red, renovateforum.com, replace, stumbled, sunshine, tells, thread, timber, wider

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2009 07:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Blonde joke #2

Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM

blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2009 12:03 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Fibro Re-cladding

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th September 2009 04:50 AM

advice, asbestos, basic, bought, causing, cons, dads, debate, excellboard, exterior, gut, guys, heated, house, leave, list, main, offer, pros, re-cladding, read, reasons, removing, renos, renovateforum.com, rid, talk, tells, thread, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 04:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Too intense

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2009 10:40 AM

allan, astronomically, billions, camping, day, fine, galaxies, god, holiday, insignificant, intense, john, knocked, meteorogically, millions, munruben, nod, planets, potentially, ray, replied, responded, sky, stars, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wallan, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:09 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Are restrictors in shower heads bad for instant hws

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th June 2009 01:20 AM

agree, altogether, bang, bit, diaphragm/regulator, explains, flow, head, hits, hot, husband, hws, instant, job, logic, partially, plumber, question, restricted, restrictor, shower, simple, stopping, tap, tells, thread, water, wife, wrecked, wrecks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2009 01:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Expanded Polystyrene Sheeting

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th June 2009 02:00 PM

advice, blueboard, brick, builder, construction, cracks, draftsperson, eps, existing, expanded, extension, foundations, home, light, limited, polystyrene, read, renovateforum.com, sheeting, story, suggested, tells, thread, veneer, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 02:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Tiling roughly done concrete

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th April 2009 01:10 AM

50mm, avoid, bust, cement, concrete, existing, frog_hopper, guy, head, height, idea, level, leveler, loose, means, movement, option, prefer, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, roughly, screed, slabs, tells, thread, tile, tiler, tiles, tiling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2009 01:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

creating a website

Started by benji79, 14th February 2007 11:38 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

.com, .com.au, abn, address, appreciated, australian, benji, bout, building, business, creating, domain, family, father, friends, greatly, guys, hey, in-law, owns, register, registered, site, tells, thinking, web, website

Replies: 36
Views: 4,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2009 10:30 PM; by HazzaB

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Restore or not, is this worth it?

Started by munruben, 20th July 2008 11:21 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1940, ago, difficult, friend, furniture, idea, makes, picture, question, restore, restoring, style, tells, timber, weeks, worth

Replies: 27
Views: 6,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 11:19 PM; by astrid

Forum:
RESTORATION

I just witnessed a most amazing interview

Started by mic-d, 7th January 2009 09:05 AM

2009, ago, amazing, andrew, background, bolt, cheers, commentator, debunked, doubt, global, idiot, interview, leave, michael, mouth, myth, people, shut, skin, tells, time, trust, warmer, warming, wing, witnessed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 10:52 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ask a Stupid Question

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Asbestos disposal options in Brisbane?...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th December 2008 01:50 PM

10sq.m, 4sq.m, accept, asbestos, attendant, batpig, bcc, brisbane, call, cement, confirm, contractors, dear, disposal, dumping, gentlemen, licensed, nicely, northside, options, quantities, question, read, renovateforum.com, sheeting, stuff, tells, thread, wall, wrapped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2008 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Join at corner of a deck

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

45degrees, advance, angle, attached, bit, centre, corner, cornersee, deck, decking, decks, double, equally, fwd, instinct, jobs, join, lay, line, meet, practice, quandary, runs, scale, sized, standard, straight, tells, thumbnails, verandahs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

lead roof paint?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

1958, ago, blasted, brick, catchment, chances, corrugated, double, figure, flakes, flaking, green, hobart, house, iron, kits, lead, moved, neighbour, paint, questions, rainwater, recently, repainted, roof, sand, suggestions, tells, test, water

Replies: 0
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

How to Chalk a chalk line?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

bottle, chalk, figured, line, mess, norm, start, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Mafia bookeeper

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 01:59 PM

attorney, backyard, bookeeper, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, brown, bucks, buried, deaf, enzos, godfather, guts, hell, kill, language, mafia, million, money, pistol, pull, pulls, queens, replies, sign, signs, talking, tells, temple, trigger, whatd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Red necks

Started by Bosshogg, 1st September 2008 07:30 PM

advice, afternoon, ago, bahamas, billy, bob, bout, darned, earlene, gonna, hawaii, luther, necks, pregnant, ready, reckon, red, rolleyes, rolleyesdohdoh, suggested, tahiti, taking, talking, tells, told, vacation

Replies: 2
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

How far can you trust a friend?

Started by Shrek3, 31st August 2008 09:30 PM

belt, chastity, closer, cloud, crusades, decided, doh, dust, free, friend, half, horseback, hour, husband, key, leaves, left, life, live, locks, normal, set, tells, trust, unlock, waits, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2008 09:49 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Tight fisted

Started by Richard0470, 30th August 2008 06:23 AM

bought, caused, coat, confirmed, cough, dilema, drying, effect, enamel, finish, fisted, flat, gloss, ideal, immediately, manufacturer, mistake, piece, question, realise, spray, sprayed, spraying, suggestions, tells, thankyou, tight, timeno, wrinkled, wrinkling

Replies: 4
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2008 06:56 PM; by Richard0470

Forum:
FINISHING

True Storey

Started by Shutterbug, 16th August 2008 12:54 PM

boy, boys, break, fat, habit, hell, mother, opposite, pregnant, repeatedly, sits, sitting, storey, sucking, tells, thumb, train, true, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 10:55 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Home made Billy-cart Horror stories.

Started by tea lady, 9th July 2008 12:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, arms, billy-cart, billycart, bush, death, defying, discussing, friends, ground, half, happen, hilarious, hill, home, horror, hubby, intersection, jumping, plank, prolly, realizing, roof, shoulders, stop, stories, tells, tied, time, wrists

Replies: 19
Views: 6,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2008 03:11 PM; by fenderbelly

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paypal question

Started by mic-d, 5th July 2008 09:06 PM

$30, account, ago, bank, bloody, card, charged, cheers, credit, ensuring, fee, fine, fines, forgot, funds, honoured, insufficient, michael, overdraw, paid, payment, paypal, question, recent, sufficient, tells, thinking, transaction

Replies: 5
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2008 03:59 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 33,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Leroy

Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Halogens dimming up and down on their own. Ghosts?

Started by howie.hill, 13th April 2008 03:16 PM

c2000, ceases, change, check, clipsal, cycle, dim, dimmer, dimming, electrician, electrics, ghosts, hallway, halogens, happen, howie, level, light, lights, pardon, proves, pun, school, shed, single, switch, tells, untill, video, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 05:04 PM; by Ivan in Oz

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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JOKES

Another census.

Started by munruben, 9th April 2008 11:45 AM

age, ages, answered, census, daisy, door, form, hill, hills, knocked, ladys, maisy, miss, questions, refused, replied, snapped, taker, tells, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 08:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Love

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th April 2008 06:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 04:15 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Floor Boards Rejecting Stain

Started by Bushlander, 4th April 2008 11:33 AM

boards, cleaning, doors, due, floor, gum, household, match, metho, nail, polished, rejected, rejecting, rejection, remover, sanded, spotted, stain, stained, supposedly, tells, thinners, timber, turps, windex

Replies: 4
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:02 PM; by Dusty

Forum:
FLOORING

Blonde Volkswagon drivers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 04:01 PM

allan, blonde, calendar, carpark, drivers, friend, investigation, mine, months, motor, replied, spare, started, stole, supermarket, tells, volkswagon, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 04:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Merbau Finish

Started by hurfy, 29th March 2008 01:21 PM

built, busy, cheers, excessive, fence, finish, horizontal, hurfy, merbau, months, neighbour, north, painted, pine, planks, redone, road, shade, stain, stained, suggested, tells, treated

Replies: 2
Views: 2,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 04:16 PM; by hurfy

Forum:
FINISHING

To seal or not to seal render before painting

Started by Bulldog Ward, 30th March 2008 12:16 PM

ago, brickwork, cement, coats, dulux, finish, finished, house, intend, months, paint, painting, person, render, rendered, renovation, seal, sealer/undercoat, tells, time, weathershield

Replies: 1
Views: 6,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:34 PM; by autogenous

Forum:
PAINTING

Balcony Reno

Started by balconyorbust, 5th March 2008 10:15 PM

action, additional, allowed, balcony, builder, building, cheers.c, current, directly, door, eaves, entrance, fascia, front, maximum, meet, metal, post, posts, preferred, quotes, regs, reno, requirements, sheet, size, span, structure, tells, thicksheet

Replies: 7
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 05:28 AM; by barney118

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Roofing the shed

Started by spruik, 24th March 2008 11:24 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 08:51 PM; by spruik

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THE GARDEN SHED

diagnosis

Started by underfoot, 25th March 2008 05:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:32 PM; by underfoot

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JOKES

Bas

Started by mako, 22nd February 2008 05:48 PM

address, addressed, bas, buggered, evelope, lost, send, site, statement, tells, victoria, web

Replies: 3
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 08:45 AM; by Outbackrr

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brickie goes to school

Started by munruben, 19th February 2008 12:27 PM

3rd, book, boy, brickie, brickies, brightened, calls, choo-choo, christmas, class, electric, finally, girl, grade, hard, kid, named, pleased, school, scolded, sits, student, teacher, tells, thinking, tittle, told, train, waits, winnie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Aggy Day at Semour

Started by dai sensei, 15th February 2008 05:18 PM

aggy, attend, attending, brother, catch, chainsaw, cheers, coord, day, farm, fly, flying, funeral, lunch, meet, melbourne, milling, quick, relations, semour, showgrounds, sounds, stuff, sunday, tells, timber, tuesday, visit, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 10:38 AM; by dai sensei

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EVENTS

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GORE WARNING Why you shouldn't wear thongs (flip flops) in the Workshop