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Howz it goin

Started by dicco, 5th August 2008 11:39 AM

advance, alot, blew, build, cheers, doin, forum, goin, guitar, howz, humble, info, jay, latley, learned, lot, love, playing, reasearch, sink, sparky, stumbled, teeth, threads, wait, wantin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2008 09:02 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
JOKES

Tourist and the indian

Started by munruben, 18th June 2008 01:51 PM

admiring, alligators, annoys, answer, btw, indian, local, necklace, noise, noisy, objected, oyster, oysters, patronizingly, pearls, replied, subject, suppose, teeth, throw, tourist, worn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 04:29 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Benefit of getting older

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st April 2008 04:51 PM

allan, benefit, brush, calendar, months, older, sing, stole, teeth, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 08:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Try this

Started by Wongo, 26th February 2008 11:03 AM

000, amount, bandsaw, blade, brush, cut, direction, disconnect, handy, hold, jar, jointer, opposite, positive, power, pretty, remove, results, rotate, rotations, router, shop, stain, steel, table, teeth, try.2tsup, turpentine, weeks, wool

Replies: 9
Views: 3,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:15 AM; by niki

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

One of our lady woodies?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM

1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Want to drill a 3rd hole in a 2-hole Vanity Basin...

Started by Batpig, 27th October 2007 05:13 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 8,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 11:14 PM; by manoftalent

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

English Manglage

Started by silentC, 15th July 2005 03:08 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

bananas, bed, bought, cleaned, english, hard, have;, kids, manglage, nice, night, people, rolleyes, teeth, weekend

Replies: 100
Views: 8,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 06:00 PM; by zenwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

A put-down or what?

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th September 2007 09:15 AM

1959, age, ago, attended, class, closely, crush, dark-haired, dentist, examined, graduated, guilty, guy, looked, love, morgan, park, put-down, putdown, replied, school, secret, son-of-a-bitch, surely, teach, teeth, thinking, ugly, woman, wrinkled

Replies: 5
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 05:14 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Cowboy boots.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th September 2007 03:13 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 3,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

International rules of manhood #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 10:47 AM

angelina, blouse, bosss, car, circumstances, cry, crying, dies, dog, game, heroic, hour, international, jolie, manhood, master, minutes, monent, rules, save, starts, teeth, unbuttoning, wrecking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:47 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Water Saving How Serious Are You

Started by Ashore, 16th January 2007 11:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, basics, brown, brushing, figured, flushing, green, leaving, mellow, post, saving, serious, starting, teeth, thread, water, wongos, yellow

Replies: 24
Views: 3,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2007 08:55 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
POLLS

Metal in shop-bought doors - not good for trimming.

Started by nt900, 26th January 2007 10:35 AM

attached, blade, carbide, chip, cocked, construction, door, doors, encountered, fortunately, found, good, hitting, hold, image, insert, manufacturer, mention, metal, possibly, shop-bought, shopbought, size, sparks, sticker, teeth, trimming

Replies: 4
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 11:30 AM; by nt900

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Brushing teeth with water running

Started by Wongo, 16th January 2007 01:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2-3, brushing, friendly, minutes, people, reason, running, teeth, water

Replies: 35
Views: 4,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2007 12:21 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oddities!

Started by Doughboy, 8th November 2006 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, beats, connected, cool, crocodiles, ground, heart, hop, inside, kangaroo, minute, mouth, oddities, pete, regrow, roof, set, shark, starfish, tail, teeth, time, tongue, touching, week, whales

Replies: 27
Views: 2,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 05:28 AM; by Flowboy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Metaphors For The Ages

Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 01:55 PM; by ryanarcher

Forum:
JOKES

You know your old when

Started by bennylaird, 10th October 2006 12:24 PM

#you, 1959, answered, attended, balding, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, gray-haired, hmmm, lined, looked, love, morgan, park, pride, quickly, school, sitting, son-of-a-bitch, teach, teeth, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 12:32 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
JOKES

Talking about buying a new oven...

Started by Jedo_03, 20th September 2006 11:12 PM

$1.5k, ages, buy, buying, cheap, cheers, city, colour, cost, electric, fan, fancy, floor, forced, gas, hens, jedo, missus, oven, rare, silver, size, source, standing, talking, teeth, usual, wall, white

Replies: 9
Views: 3,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 09:04 AM; by silkwood

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Redneck

Started by ernknot, 9th June 2006 03:57 AM

article, born, card, children, doctor, freebie, fridge, halloween, hole, house, husband, kids, married, mexican, pool, porch, pumpkin, punched, read, recent, redneck, rednecks, replied, spouse, sweetheart, table, tattoos, teeth, ten, wheels

Replies: 3
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 10:47 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

new dentures

Started by goat, 13th May 2006 05:06 PM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 05:06 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Where to Get Some Rosin

Started by Robert34, 26th January 2006 02:03 AM

ago, boiled, days, distance, finishing, formular, forum, google, hard, hardware/paint, hens, knox, linseed, location, luck, moons, natural, oil, reasonable, rob, rosin, search, store, teeth, travell, turps

Replies: 9
Views: 6,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 10:33 AM; by scooter

Forum:
FINISHING

Recycling

Started by Tikki, 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM

american, australia, australian, australians, bread, breakfast, chewing, container, containers, cracking, croissants, eat, fresh, fruit, gum, jam, leftovers, melt, peels, recycle, recycling, replied, seeds, sell, sighing, smile, teeth, transform, united, wrigleys

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

Cable TV

Started by Strungout, 22nd October 2005 03:34 PM

access, box, cable, connect, contact, digital, due, future, greg, house, optus, outlet, pre, pulling, relocate, renovations, set, teeth, top, type, wall, wire

Replies: 10
Views: 2,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:08 PM; by John Wilson

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Carbide tipped blades

Started by savage, 21st October 2005 09:14 PM

advise, answer, bit, blade, blades, carbide, clean, cut, diamond, doctor, furry, gday, knowledge, lost, noticed, occassion, opposed, replace, savageeric, setting, stone/file, tct, teeth, timber, time, tipped, touch-up, traditional, weeks, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 2,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 07:18 PM; by savage

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

I hate cigars

Started by craigb, 3rd October 2005 12:32 PM

$20, bil, bloody, brought, chest, cigar, cigars, clean, disgusting, eek, fine, hate, havana, lunch, matter, mouth, offended, rid, rolleyes, smoke, smoked, spurned, taste, teeth, times, whinge, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 09:07 PM; by savage

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 9,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

Forum:
JOKES

Hanging a dryer to a tiled wall with no studs

Started by Deems36, 11th August 2005 09:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50mm, 600mm, ahead, bracket, comments, dryer, fault, feels, found, grab, green, hanging, howdy, liquid, load, nails, planned, plugs, rock, sit, solid, stripping, studs, tall, teeth, tiled, title, uncertain, wall, wide

Replies: 17
Views: 12,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 09:49 AM; by Jon

Forum:
LAUNDRY

At the dentist (1)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra

Replies: 6
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:08 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 30 Nov 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 30th November 2004 08:15 AM

careful, computer, couple, days, flush, friends, fun, handle, hide, list, mar, matter, means, morning, nov, plugs, projects, quiz, respectfully, running, sanding, screws, shut, situation, surface, tediously, teeth, woodworking, workpiece

Replies: 6
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 10:28 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

A Joke

Started by gemi_babe, 29th August 2004 11:23 PM

american, australia, australian, australians, bread, breakfast, called, chewing, condoms, containers, cracking, croissants, eat, fresh, fruit, gum, jam, joke, peels, recycle, replied, seeds, sell, sighing, teeth, throw, transform, united, wrigleys, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2004 05:37 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Letter to my friend:

Started by Munchkin, 12th August 2004 07:03 PM

acned-up, alcohol, appealing, bad, beer, belly, breath, cheese, chilli, completely, continue, crooked, day, debauchery, disgusting, evenings, fan, friend, friendship, hangover, immobility, letter, morning, p.m, pictures, public, review, stop, teeth, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 07:03 PM; by Munchkin

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:28 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, hair, new-born, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Growing Old

Started by stephenmeddings, 12th November 2003 09:37 AM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, growing, hair, newborn, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2003 09:37 AM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

Hope you got strong teeth.

Started by ozwinner, 26th September 2003 06:41 PM

$1000, 10h, 12v, 200, 250, 3106, 8am-5pm, allan, aumanns, building, call, cheers, garden, hope, lentils, melbourne, post, primmed, road, steel, strong, supplies, teeth, templestowe, trading, warrandyte

Replies: 3
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2003 12:55 PM; by gatiep

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gaps in mortar

Started by Iain, 21st October 2002 08:07 AM

affected, bit, bricks, chad, confined, gaps, house, insect, internal, lot, makes, morgans, mortar, moving, overfill, powdery, random, rebuild, required, selection, sort, sound, spread, structural, teeth, total, vanished, wall, wife, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 3,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2002 09:25 PM; by soundman

Forum:
BRICKWORK

old photos

Started by ubeaut, 7th February 2002 02:01 AM

2002.], blending, body, completely, edited, eyes, finish, fitted, gloss, horse, insides, job, mane, mouth, nostrels, painted, photos, pretty, rare, red, restoration, saddle, sell, sprayed, tail, teeth, totally, ubeaut, wet, white

Replies: 3
Views: 2,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2002 12:50 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Noddy

Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2001 12:58 AM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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