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It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Greetings

Started by Chef Greg, 3rd May 2009 11:20 PM

accepted, advice, approx, arts, carvings, chef, culinary, finish, finished, fruit, gratefully, greg, ice, ideas, margarine, piece, polyurethane, positioned, recently, sandstone, sculpture, sculptures, sort, specialising, tall, thumb, veg, wattle, wax, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2009 03:28 AM; by Captain Cain

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Diminutive

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:21 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Gday from Blackapple toolworks

Started by Blackapple, 5th March 2009 08:03 AM

blackapple, boats, business, cheers, collecter, forum, gday, handles, hard, jordan, life, mad, planes, producing, replacement, ships, shipwright, spent, stanley, suppling, tall, timber, tools, toolworks, trade

Replies: 3
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2009 11:00 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Rangehood vent to outside. How?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th March 2009 04:10 PM

1950s, achieve, air, conduit, cooking, cool, easy, expelled, fairly, flexible, frying, greasy, hair, hose, meter, pan, piece, plumber, previous, rangehood, read, renovateforum.com, rented, rid, roofer, straight, tall, technician, thread, ventilation

Replies: 0
Views: 3,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2009 04:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Please sir

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2008 10:39 AM

adjoining, allan, angrily, corner, country, door, grabbed, head, kevin, lad, minutes, noise, poked, quieten, rudd, school, sir, students, surprised, tall, teacher, thrust, told, troublemaker, unruly, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Council approval for new Ensuite?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2008 11:50 PM

added, approval, bedroom, brisbane, council, ensuite, existing, house, read, recently, renovateforum.com, story, tall, thread, told, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 11:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Injectable Repair Epoxies?...

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

bit, brazed-up, breaking, causing, dear, delaminate, dreaded, drill, drilling, drummy, epoxies, ever-so-slightly, holes, injectable, knock, lads, left-field, lot, pipes, pipework, plumber, pretty, pushed, render, rendered-brick, repair, result, slightly, tall, taps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Merbau screen - how far can it span?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

2200, access, cheers, concrete, creation, deck, decking, fallen, fence, forum, gate, ground, horizontal, house, left, merbau, middle, post, previous, project, reading, screen, screw, simply, span, spare, stumps, tall, tho, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 7,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

What sort of tree is that

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:20 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, dirty, expert, grow, growing, hard, joke, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, sort, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 07:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

Started by ozwinner, 14th May 2007 08:01 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ankles, breed, dog, foot, front, jack, myers, quick, retreat, russell, snap, tall

Replies: 40
Views: 4,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 08:10 AM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Looking for my Wife

Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM

chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 05:22 PM; by chrisrjones5456

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JOKES

My Tree Growing Life

Started by Bob Whitworth, 15th July 2008 07:23 PM

boards, claim, completed, cook, cut, decayed, dinner, enjoy, externally, firewood, grow, growing, internally, i’ve, left, length, life, logs, pieces, replaced, rotted, started, stove, sum, tall, timber, time, tree, trees, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 2,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 01:14 PM; by dazzler

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The broken lawn mower

Started by wheelinround, 12th May 2008 06:07 PM

broken, busily, clever, cutting, doctors, driveway, finish, grass, handed, house, lawn, limp, minutes, mower, pair, run, scissors, sewing, short, silently, snipping, sweep, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, walk, watched, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:12 PM; by Poppa

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JOKES

Which chainsaw ??

Started by SteveAndBelle, 15th April 2008 10:26 PM

appreciated, bush, chainsaw, cut, cutting, decent, echo, europe, expect, fallen, hard, husky, japanese, larger, length, mcculloch, money, owned, prefer, rubbish, scattered, spend, split, stihl, stuff, tall, time, trees, wil, yankee

Replies: 13
Views: 2,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 09:00 PM; by ledbe

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Rough stone retaining wall & pillars

Started by ledbe, 26th April 2008 10:33 AM

2.5, 500mm, appreciated, approximating, ben, bit, canberra, classes, costs, council, cubic, cut, estimating, ish, metre, neat, pillars, random, region, retaining, rough, sqm, stone, suggestions, suppliers, tall, types, wall, worry, zone

Replies: 4
Views: 4,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 08:39 PM; by autogenous

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RETAINING WALLS

Painting a rendered wall

Started by frogger, 14th January 2008 09:19 AM

amount, bed, blotchy, brick, bubbling, double, drying, dulux, exterior, frogger, garden, ground, meter, moisture, paint, painting, paints, plants, prevent, question, rain, rendered, shield, soil, tall, times, wall, weather, weeks

Replies: 13
Views: 4,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 03:14 PM; by frogger

Forum:
PAINTING

spray painting Pine cupboards Tall boys

Started by patty, 11th March 2008 06:10 PM

based, boxes, boys, coat, cupboards, enamel, etching, extruded, follow, house, metal, multi-purpose, oil, paint, painted, painting, pimer, pine, process, purchased, raw, recently, spray, sprayed, tall, thinking, thinned, thinners, white, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 01:26 AM; by Slobba

Forum:
PAINTING

A Tall Shed Story from My Shed Supplier

Started by Damon_11, 23rd July 2007 01:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.4, blow, called, capital, classic, consolation, cream, creme, descent, factory, fencing, kit, kits, live, load, manager, mind, months, perth, project, reconfigure, shed, stack, sting, story, supplier, tall, week, weeks, world

Replies: 29
Views: 10,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 12:38 AM; by ian

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

double story wardrobe

Started by AndrewPatrol, 16th February 2008 02:10 PM

2400, 900, beam, body, bottom, build, cantilevered, ceiling, ceilings, details, doors, double, heavy, ideas, internal, possibly, rows, short, silly, sliding, story, structure, suggest, suspending, tall, thinking, top, top-hang, track, wardrobe

Replies: 9
Views: 2,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 08:42 AM; by arms

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

The Rainbow

Started by dazzler, 9th February 2008 08:53 PM

2foot, bit, called, catch, chasing, confusing, dead, dollars, excitedly, explained, gunna, guts, hands, hard, home, mini-dude, moving, punch, rainbow, real, road, running, tall, this;, thousand, time, way;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 08:53 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do you put on weight????

Started by Greg Ward, 10th January 2008 07:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

188cm, advice, appreciated, bandsaw, beers, breakfast, bush, eat, evening, extra, falling, fencing, greg, lunch, maccas, mals, meal, mucking, night, office, pants, sandwiches, snack, spent, spraying, sydney, tall, weeds, weeks, weight

Replies: 36
Views: 6,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 07:43 AM; by Harry72

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Concrete footings on sloping solid rock

Started by AV Elec, 19th January 2008 08:03 PM

blue, chemsetting, concrete, deck, engineer, filling, footing, footings, forming, happy, metal, method, metres, mount, posts, reo, rock, rods, sloping, solid, steel, suitable, supporting, tall, thinking

Replies: 2
Views: 5,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 11:46 AM; by AV Elec

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SUB FLOORING

Risky Business

Started by Black Ned, 13th January 2008 04:03 PM

3.4, 3.75, allan, business, carefully, chance, clearance, cop, driver, driving, john, looked, measured, metres, overpass, read, rig, risky, roads, shifted, sight, sign, tall, truckers, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 05:10 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

How tall should the Stink pipe be?

Started by Wombat2, 14th December 2007 11:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alignment, amazing, braces, causing, close, collar, david, edge, edit;, flow, gutter, holding, line, meters, moving, notice, original, pipe, pulled, question, roof, sewer, short, solved, stands, stink, tall, term, tri-angled, water

Replies: 20
Views: 5,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 06:49 PM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING

It's all Al's fault!!..

Started by savage, 19th October 2007 09:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

called, direction, door, due, fault, foiling, form, front, heavier, hobby, hope, job, lamp, lead, lead-light, lead-lighting, learning, light, nice, picture, posts, replaced, shades, ship, style, tall, tiffany, traditional, week, woodwork

Replies: 22
Views: 9,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
LEADLIGHT

Gutters look like they're falling off?

Started by demuire, 31st October 2007 08:40 PM

beater, bent, bracket, concerned, downpipe, extreme, falling, front, gutter, gutters, hanging, holding, house, hung, insisting, ladder, leaf, looked, money, run, shoddy, shot, stick, suspect, tab-like, tall, time, top, warranty, written

Replies: 9
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 12:43 PM; by Make it work

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Allan & St Paul

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th November 2007 11:34 AM

allan, amazing, answer, bed, bible, bloody, car, corinthians, evening, extent, guy, home, letters, listz, lived, lost, meet, nice, paul, personal, question, remember, sat, son, spent, stranger, swinging, tall, wandering, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 11:34 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Bracing to concrete stumps

Started by Ashwood, 20th November 2007 08:56 AM

1.5, 1.8, bolts, bracing, brackets, coach, concrete, drill, install, lateral, photos, pine, provide, share, special, stability, structural, stumps, tall, unlike, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 7,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 08:05 AM; by brynk

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Guttering - Metal or plastic?

Started by demuire, 21st August 2007 08:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alright, apprehensive, bit, bunnings, clue, fair, gutter, guttering, gutters, house, ladder, leaking, meant, metal, plastic, pros/cons, replaced, rusty, set, tall, wondering

Replies: 23
Views: 7,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 06:48 PM; by damien

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Visit to the doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM

115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Shopping Cart Accident

Started by joe greiner, 16th May 2007 12:18 AM

accident, attention, blue, boobs, box, cart, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, hair, joe, legs, matter, paying, pushing, red, shes, shopping, shorts, store, tall, tight, wearing, white, wife, woodworkers, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

props for overhead cabinets

Started by celeste, 11th March 2007 04:56 PM

adjustable, arms, attaching, batten, bit, buying, cabinet, cabinets, celeste, drill, drivers, handy, hold, juggling, leftovers2tsup, level, measuring, method.oo, offcuts, overhead, pair, pencil, props, purchase, screw, tall, tricky, walk, wall, whilst

Replies: 13
Views: 8,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2007 10:32 AM; by sco

Forum:
KITCHENS

Tall Retaining wall and fence

Started by jgib, 29th March 2007 10:00 AM

2.5, adjust, assume, backyard, built, cedar, contractor, deciding, fence, ground, inside, installed, issues, jody, knowledge, literally, metal, occurs, posts, pressure, pretty, retaining, shifting, shorter, stone, tall, tier, top, wall, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 6,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2007 12:09 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Drawer-fronts... advice needed

Started by ptrott, 2nd February 2007 01:05 AM

12mm, 25mm, 6mm, 70mm, advice, bead, beading, boards, bottom, cupboard, door, doors, drawer, drawerfronts, drawers, fit, frame, frames, fronts, jarrah, lining, middle, needed, pine, set, solid, tall, thick, top, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 2,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 07:33 PM; by arms

Forum:
KITCHENS

Another observation....

Started by Rookie, 29th January 2007 10:24 AM

bradley, break, building, bumped, caffeine, cbd, change, danced, dancing, dodged, downstairs, exhibition, footpath, melbourne, mother, mum, nicotine, observation, path, pity, priorities, quick, singing, son, stop, street, tall, twisting, upstairs, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 12:17 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

mitre cut on 200mm skirting?

Started by LegacyGT, 21st December 2006 11:34 AM

$200, 200mm, advised, ben, compound, cut, driven, fit, hand, mitre, skirting, sliding, spent, tall

Replies: 9
Views: 2,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2006 03:58 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Beech or birch

Started by Shedhand, 13th December 2006 02:23 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 02:23 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
JOKES

Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Typical Men

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 07:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Compressors handles

Started by Iain, 5th November 2006 06:57 PM

30metres, belt, cheapy, compressors, cylinder, damned, designed, direct, display, drivemad, dwarf, extend, forethought, handle, handles, hate, house, manufacturers, noticed, quasimoto, scrunched, taliking, tall, towing, twin

Replies: 8
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 12:46 PM; by Dean

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

The Big Dry

Started by ozwinner, 25th October 2006 08:05 PM

ago, big, cows, dry, grass, grown, hits, melbourne, north, plenty, spring, stuggled, summer, tall, valley, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 08:05 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beware of what you wish for!

Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM

amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:20 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Strange Window Height question

Started by Cobber, 19th August 2006 12:05 AM

2.4, 2.5, 2.7, 30cm, bench, cheers, cobber, fence, finish, height, kitchen, line, living, lower, lowered, means, metres, mtr, mtrs, prob, question, sink, strange, stupid, tall, top, trees, wife, window, windows

Replies: 8
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2006 05:18 PM; by Cobber

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

A Busy Sunday !

Started by Spreyton22, 13th August 2006 09:29 PM

beading, blackwood, boards, bucket, busy, cedar, coat, door, dresser, enjoy, greatly, guys, happiness, image, improved, light, lovingly, mdf, nextl, passes, picture, pictures, polyurathane, restored, routed, router, skirting, stain, sunday, tall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:29 AM; by Dean

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The Meaty Bite Diet

Started by brind0g, 17th August 2006 09:04 AM

b@lls, bite, car, complete, diet, dog, eat, feel, food, guy, hit, horrified, hospital, hungry, isnutritionally, licking, line, load, meaty, meatybite, nuggets, pants, pockets, poisoned, simply, sitting, street, tall, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 09:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Prefab Frames

Started by OBBob, 24th July 2006 05:09 PM

11m, 2.7m, attention, ball, couple, extension, fairly, frames, guys, idea, melbourne, meter, norther, ordinary, park, plns, prefab, price, response, rob, roof, site, suburbs, supplier, supporting, tall, tiled, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2006 05:09 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Tall ships Race. 50th anniversary

Started by jow104, 11th July 2006 06:37 PM

50th, anniversary, bay, belgium, cam, catch, devon, eighty, fleet, impossible, intend, link, lisbon, live, low, managed, mentioned, picture, race, return, sending, ships, start, tall, time, torbay, unfortunatel, visibility, web, yesterday

Replies: 8
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 10:55 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

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