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Calm in training

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM

allan, bacchus, ballarat, bloke, breath, bull, calm, close, collapsed, david, depart, doors, doorway, fit, floor, lurched, mallee, marsh, missed, noel, remarked, replied, running, seat, sitting, suddenly, train, training, watson, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 09:37 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Somewhere in Sydney to paint kitchen doors?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th July 2009 02:20 PM

bit, bunch, buy, cheers, coat, doors, found, greg, guys, hey, kitchen, mdf, paint, price, priority, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, spray/polyurethane, suddenly, suggestions, sydney, thread, valuation, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 3,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 02:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Two chimps and a Blonde

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM

$100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Cinderella

Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:49 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

anniversary, appeared, beautiful, celebrating, class, couple, dinner, fairies, fairy, female, fortieth, lovely, loving, marriage, moral, ninety-three, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity, pouf, q.e.ii, remember-, romantic, sixties, suddenly, table, thirty, tickets, trip, wife, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

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JOKES

Hypnotist

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2009 01:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 08:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

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Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

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JOKES

G day G day from Brissy

Started by moh man, 21st February 2009 01:10 PM

ago, amazing, biggest, bright, brissy, bushy, chat, cheers, day, emerging, eyed, found, gearge, happened, highlight, hope, ideas, inspired, joined, mind, months, nakashima, passion, projects, share, style, suddenly, tailled, timber, vareity

Replies: 10
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 01:39 PM; by toolbagsPLUS

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Extreme heat warning with some plasterboard ceilings.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st January 2009 06:40 AM

battens, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, collapse, collapsed, crack, extreme, glue, heat, job, lounge, nail, nails, oregon, paint, plasterers, popped, practice, read, renovateforum.com, risk, rod, screws, shank, single, smooth, suddenly, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 06:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

barking, bed, dog, doing?”, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, it”, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbour’s, paddy, suddenly, this”, wife, yard, “i’ve, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Help-suddenly I'm subscribed???

Started by AlexS, 17th July 2008 02:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

happened, help-suddenly, helpsuddenly, instant, notifications, subscribed, suddenly, threads, unexpected

Replies: 23
Views: 3,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2008 11:33 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Family Bible

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:34 PM

adams, astonishment, bible, boy, boys, called, dear, family, fascinated, fell, fingered, found, leaf, looked, mama, object, pages, picked, pressed, suddenly, underwear, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 05:38 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Allan's Operation

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th June 2008 02:44 PM

allan, allans, attention, call, class, commotion, crotch, desk, hanging, investigate, itchy, lunchtime, mother, mum, noticed, operation, paying, penis, pick, principal, principals, replied, scratching, seated, sitting, squirming, stick, suddenly, teacher, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 02:44 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

A Gentlemans club.

Started by munruben, 20th May 2008 04:42 PM

bend, bit, britches, close, club, day, exciting, faced, foot, fouled, gentlemans, hind, huge, jove, khyber, legs, pass, range, reared, regiment, regiments, rrowwwr, search, separated, sir, suddenly, suppose, tiger, time, trail

Replies: 6
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 05:06 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Another leccie question

Started by SAISAY, 11th May 2008 01:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bandsaw, bought, buy, connection, cord, damaged, elephant, fine, happen, happening, hey, leccie, play, plug, possibly, power, powerpoint, question, remember, reset, safety, starts, suddenly, switch, trigger, triggered, unplug, white, wolffie, workshop

Replies: 31
Views: 5,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:30 PM; by SAISAY

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Router Fire Hazard

Started by Jim Grant, 2nd May 2008 03:29 PM

6mm, aware, bin, blackwood, burning, careful, checked, cleaning, day, ejected, extinguishers, falling, fire, garden, glow, goodness, hazard, loose, narrow, putting, rebates, router, running, sawdust, shavings, shovel, smell, spark, suddenly, watching

Replies: 2
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 11:56 PM; by Chipman

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SAFETY

Hypnosis

Started by prozac, 16th April 2008 12:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 12:52 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Irish Burial

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th March 2008 04:26 PM

aye, bit, breaks, burial, chest, deep, dis, disappears, dissll, enuff, fer, hand, immediately, irish, mick, neva, paddy, row, rowing, seamus, shovel, slips, suddenly, surface, time, tink, tis, water, worried, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:02 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ray's first soccer game

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:48 PM

allan, attend, awake, barry, calendar, clapping, excited, game, hands, invited, mark, match, minute, months, ray, rays, replied, scored, soccer, started, stole, suddenly, team, vigorously

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

In The Trenches

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:54 PM

alrighty, arms, bang, bangity, battle, bayonets, charge, close, dirt, enemy, falls, guns, guy, handed, line, misses, runs, slowly, smushed, stick, stickity, suddenly, tank, tankity, thinking, told, trenches, walking, war, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:54 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

The old guy & the frog..

Started by BazzaDLB, 11th January 2008 01:04 PM

absolutely, beautiful, changing, dead, decided, eye, figured, frog, frogs, garden, gorgeous, guess, guy, guys, heck, hotel, immediately, kiss, lonely, ooooooohhhhhhh, pet, pond, poop, princess, returned, rock, searched, sexy, suddenly, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The pig breeder

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM

allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 05:36 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Christmas with Louise

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 10:29 AM

adult, bark, bottom, brother, buy, candidates, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, girl, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hours, louise, louises, morning, naked, noticed, panty, pantyhose, santa, shop, suddenly, talking, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Old ladies swearing

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:25 AM

allan, bingo, calls, dying, fifty, hope, ladies, lettered, suddenly, swear, swearing, time, utter, word, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 04:21 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Bricklayer needed urgently - Sydney

Started by njops, 4th December 2007 12:43 PM

appreciated, area-, bricklayer, build, decent, everyone-, extremely, forums, found, house, husband, lined, lurker, needed, owner, recommend, start, suddenly, sydney, time, tomorrow, unavaiable, unexpectedly, urgently, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:43 PM; by njops

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Bricklayer needed urgently - Sydney

Started by njops, 4th December 2007 12:43 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:43 PM; by njops

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Am I being cynical

Started by jerryc, 3rd December 2007 08:06 AM

alp, artificially, banks, claims, companies, conspiracy, correct, cynical, denying, election, fuel, held, increasing, labor, low, mortgage, nrma, period.is, petrol, prices, rates, spelling, suddenly, theory

Replies: 14
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 06:56 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How The Fight Started

Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM

alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 04:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

On the town.

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:35 PM

allan, backward, barstool, drinking, floor, lay, lurched, motionless, stop, suddenly, town, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 03:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Chinese guy

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:41 AM

allan, bunnings, charge, chinese, day, guy, hours, hunted, job, jumps, local, pile, search, shouts, staff, store, suddenly, supplies, timber

Replies: 5
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Downlight positioning

Started by atregent, 13th August 2007 01:02 PM

cables, catch, ceiling, downlight, fire, fitting, fittings, globe, hate, heatsink/spreader, hot, low, metal, moved, noticed, positioning, rafter, running, solution, sort, speaker, suddenly, touching, tube, voltage, weekend

Replies: 6
Views: 3,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:06 AM; by atregent

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Why are my floor boards suddenly cracking after 90 years ?

Started by mick101, 15th July 2007 10:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6-8, arc, boards, cracking, culprit, degrees, doors, dry, floor, foot, hand, heater, hot, month, moved, moving, occuring, palm, pics, radius, rain, slightly, splits, sudden, suddenly, touch, warm, warming, windows, years

Replies: 26
Views: 9,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 05:37 PM; by mick101

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

So, why the long faces?

Started by mic-d, 8th July 2007 08:14 PM

26yo, 4yo, arvo, bright, brought, cheers, couple, day, decision, deliver, dream, easy, faces, finished, gelding, green, happy, hours, long, mare, michael, paddock, pretty, spent, squashed, suddenly, swmbos, ungelded, vet, yard

Replies: 11
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 10:27 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Cheeky little sod.

Started by Iain, 6th July 2007 09:47 AM

bit, building, burst, bush, carefully, cheeky, club, coaxed, cool, daughter, day, extremely, july, lively, pick, pony, ringwood, secured, sod, squeal, suddenly, sunlight, time, tread, unhappy, unusual, waiting, wet, winter, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2007 09:31 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 6,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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