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Magic mirror

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:50 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The End Is Near

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM

bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:28 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blog discussion

Started by Big Shed, 15th September 2007 07:20 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

blog, blogs, bobl, comments, danger, discussion, drill, facility, forum, hey, humble, imho, importantly, main, nice, note, opinion, people, sander, search, serious, stood, stop, stream, table, takes, top, warning, wasp, woodwork

Replies: 64
Views: 11,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2007 09:04 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Failed heating

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2007 08:11 PM

allan, barrys, bit, burning, butt, cigarette, door, dying, failed, front, heating, hope, house, mate, morris, phillip, stood, tight, time, wife, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

interest rate discount

Started by notenoughtoys, 29th November 2007 11:24 AM

$$$, australia, bad, banks, business, companies, cost, discount, flexible, genuinely, ground, home, jobs, leaving, loan, longterm, matter, mortgage, moved, offered, pass, people, protested, rate, rates, realise, screws, short, stood, term

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 11:30 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bad luck comes in threes

Started by Gags_17, 21st November 2007 01:35 PM

19mm, 31mm, 50mm, aff, bad, car, console, finger, flush, foot, heel, hell, hurtr, lil, lol, luck, nail, nailed, nial, oucheeeee, piece, pulled, realised, sle, sticking, stiting, stood, thort, threes, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 04:12 PM; by Gags_17

Forum:
SAFETY

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The hunter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:48 PM

awoke, big-game, bush, camp, chilling, clearing, cried, deep, evening, facing, hunter, husband, impenetrable, insisted, jungle, law, lion, male, mess, mother, mother-in-, mother-in-law, rushing, safari, sight, started, stood, thick, whiskey, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 12:31 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Noise in pipes

Started by Arron, 24th September 2003 07:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, annoying, arron, calling, car, day, exact, hard, hear, hearing, house, incoming, localised, main, night, noise, passing, pinpoint, pipe, pipes, piping, plumber, regular, running, source, started, stood, suggest, tap, water

Replies: 20
Views: 8,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 08:55 PM; by bricks

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Can any one tell the meaning of dreams

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2007 09:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attractive, bible, decided, dream, dreams, enjoying, erotic, fingers, lady, meaning, means, meeting, mentioned, orange, phil, pup, rest, rocking, smite, smited, smiting, spindle, stood, suppose, tend, time, unanimously, video, watching, word

Replies: 20
Views: 5,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 05:14 PM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Opening not quite level

Started by atregent, 24th April 2007 01:08 PM

5mm, 650mm, admire, ages, angles, carefully, coat, corners, created, cut, discovered, edges, fart-arsing, handy, level, non-destructive, opening, pantry, plaster, plasterboard, pull, question, slip, sorting, spent, start, stood, top, unnoticed, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2007 02:21 PM; by rat52

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

pilot humour

Started by Gra, 2nd March 2007 08:47 PM

barrel, boom, broke, c-130, chuckled, cocky, coffee, cup, droned, f-16, fighter, flew, flying, hell, humour, jock, legs, minutes, mission, pilot, piss, promptly, puzzled, roll, sound, stood, stretched, sweet, told, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2007 12:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Good Advice

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM

advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 02:32 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Joists Spacing

Started by OBBob, 9th October 2006 01:57 PM

advance, advantage, bearing, complete, construction, days, disadvantage, edges, flooring, gap, joists, laminated, layer, load, nail, norm, prior, protrude, spacing, standard, stood, supported, tongue, top, wall, walls, yellow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 09:19 AM; by silentC

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Great Chimp-tation Q ? Ferking pollies...

Started by Zed, 28th July 2006 09:25 AM

brass, call, chimptation, democrats, don, dunstan, election, female, ferking, follow, govt, great, honest, lost, modelled, monarchy, mother, peanuts, politican, politician, pollies, psuedo-politician, sell, snoopy, stood, succede, system, thier, touch, vote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 03:38 PM; by Iain

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Justice

Started by Bob38S, 23rd June 2006 11:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 08:27 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Tissues

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 09:08 PM

beat, breasts, bum, characteristically, complaining, day, fetched, fresh, front, grow, larger, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, puzzled, replied, rub, rubbing, shower, stood, stopped, suggestion, telling, tissues, toilet, uncharacteristically, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 07:47 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Steve Irwin

Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM

bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 11:23 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Bamboo Flooring

Started by Stu, 3rd July 2005 04:39 PM

advance, bamboo, cheers, concrete, curious, endmatched-, experience, flooring, glued, hard, lay, prefinished, replies, stood, straight, stuff, test, time

Replies: 5
Views: 4,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 02:40 AM; by corbs

Forum:
FLOORING

Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

Love Story

Started by Dendot, 8th July 2005 07:50 PM

action, adequately, beauty, bed, corrupt, flicker, flipped, form, gazing, hand, head, hefted, helmet, late, lathe, love, perform, purpose, quietly, resting, shape, shook, slim, stood, story, switched, time, tool, virginal, white

Replies: 3
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 12:44 PM; by arose62

Forum:
JOKES

Larceny by Finding

Started by bitingmidge, 1st June 2005 08:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, bank, bit, blokes, busted, charged, cheers, corby, finding, found, hash, heard, heavy, hypothetically, johnnie, larceny, lots, opportunities, possession, question, shoes, silentcs, stood, stuck, stuff, sydney, thered, thread, treading, wondering

Replies: 18
Views: 2,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 09:56 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

Forum:
JOKES

Restoring French Polish

Started by zanny, 10th March 2005 02:55 PM

french, glasses, piano, polish, polished, porous, restoring, stood, time, tips, top, wet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 03:15 PM; by craigb

Forum:
FINISHING

Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Condolences

Started by AlexS, 26th February 2002 11:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 11:01 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

one to think about......... ;)

Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM

agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM; by lacewood

Forum:
JOKES

Wooden Heart

Started by Rod Waddington, 17th August 2000 03:51 PM

$49.99, amazing, arm, aroused, babies, cot, deep, disbelief, display, doubt, emotions, eyes, found, glistening, heart, husband, mixture, night, penny, replied, scepticism, silently, slipped, standing, stood, touched, unusual, watched, wife, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 03:51 PM; by Rod Waddington

Forum:
JOKES

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