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Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 09:01 PM

bad, chair, cigarettes, couldn’t, drink, eat, exercise.”, fatty, foods, happy, jokes, life?”, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, walked, week, whiskey, woman, you?’, “how, “that’s, “twenty-six”, “what’s

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Tractor Story

Started by watson, 26th December 2007 05:07 PM

air, bar, basically, breaks, building, circles, couple, drive, escape, evacuate, exclusion, exit, extent, fire, free, girl, jimmy, meets, oblivious, obsession, obvious, patrons, related, rest, smoke, story, stuff, test, tractor, tractors

Replies: 2
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:54 PM; by wheelinround

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Fire Hazards - Sprinklers

Started by BobL, 21st October 2007 07:23 PM

activated, add, bought, catch, couple, detection, drying, expect, fire, fires, habit, hazards, hot, inside, local, measure, piling, pretty, preventative, rubbish, seatainer, seatainers, shed, smoke, sprinklers, starting, temp, wood, yesterday, yobs

Replies: 5
Views: 2,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 10:48 AM; by Bob38S

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Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 4,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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What influences your vote...?

Started by HappyHammer, 12th September 2007 11:01 AM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

admit, apartment, buy, changed, community, costs, country, economy, employment, figures, fill, focus, groceries, growth, home, income, influences, living, moving, opportunities, people, perspective, petrol, rent, security, smoke, station, tax, vote, voters

Replies: 139
Views: 16,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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Cigarette with a difference

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 02:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Cigarette Smoke Detectors

Started by spartan, 12th July 2007 12:02 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

battery, building, cigarette, concern, deck, detector, detectors, leaching, office, operated, pinch, qantas, seals, smoke, smoking, source, windows

Replies: 51
Views: 12,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2007 07:47 PM; by Ashore

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Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Farm machinery at its best.

Started by Doughboy, 8th June 2007 09:28 AM

air, barmaid, beer, boom, burn, chef, choking, competition, coughing, ex-, fan, farm, hears, impressed, inhales, local, lung, lungs, machinery, middle, pub, replies, ride, smoke, steak, tells, time, tôi, tractor, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 11:52 AM; by givusabrake

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My tele's broken

Started by Daddles, 5th June 2007 07:26 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 05:27 PM; by jow104

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What is going on in Tasmania?

Started by woodbe, 9th April 2007 04:37 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

animals, announced, appalls, apparently, bit, carbon, continue, de-forestation, federal, fire, government, lands, magnificent, money, native, overland, plan, planted, practice, preventing, smoke, species, spend, tasmania, timber, track, trading, walking, woodchip, world

Replies: 92
Views: 15,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2007 06:07 PM; by ozwinner

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Fireplace adventures.

Started by Santalum, 22nd April 2007 04:05 PM

adventures, bricks, burning, chicken, difference, distant, dry, feeling, fine, fire, fireplace, found, functional, galah, inches, induced, kindling, laid, lot, measure, mummified, past, perfect, plastered, plenty, quickly, removing, smoke, top, wire

Replies: 7
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2007 07:45 PM; by ozwinner

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Can of Worms

Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM

add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 10:54 AM; by Felder

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Tell me about G3 please tech gurus

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th August 2006 12:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

analogue, and/or, cdma, clever, coverage, digital, enlighten, feeling, friends, gurus, horrible, house, jiggery-pokery, live, mick, mountain, owners, phone, rain, range, sensitive, smoke, sorts, stuff, system, systems, tech, time, trees, type

Replies: 26
Views: 3,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2007 10:24 PM; by woodbe

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Big Prang Inthe Burnley Tunnel

Started by echnidna, 23rd March 2007 12:16 PM

big, black, burnley, changing, dead, fatalities, hope, injuries, inthe, life, people, pouring, prang, smoke, tunnel, ventilators

Replies: 5
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 12:33 PM; by martrix

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The cost of concert tickets

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 5th March 2007 12:33 PM

$100, $18, $200, $400, $70, babysitter, basement, bloke, buy, cathartic, cds, cheapest, concert, cost, fill, hancock, herbie, intimate, lot, minus, money, parking, pianod, play, pretty, smoke, swmbo, tickets, whinge, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 03:49 PM; by rrich

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The Era of Guilt.

Started by ozwinner, 27th February 2007 05:42 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

add, burning, cigarette, computer, consumption, cut, drink, drive, era, feel, furniture, gases, greenhouse, grog, guilt, guilty, light, naughty, newspapers, people, radio, ridden, shopping, shower, smoke, society, telling, tree, warm, water

Replies: 53
Views: 6,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 10:37 PM; by Shedhand

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A fine portrait of Bitingmidge on the front page of the Courier Mail

Started by Rocker, 28th February 2007 07:38 AM

amid, archibald, bitingmidge, chest, coast, courier, entered, fellow, fine, front, hairy, mail, mangroves, moved, oils, page, portrait, prize;, rellies, rocker, scrawny, self-portrait, shot, smoke, spending, sunshine, winning

Replies: 6
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 09:43 AM; by bitingmidge

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smoke alarms - how can we live with them ?

Started by masterblaster, 7th September 2006 10:01 AM

alarms, bathroom, bit, cheers, disconnected, driven, fireplace, guys, hall, hate, hey, kitchen, live, lounge, mtrs, nack, nuts, search, set, slightest, smoke, sort, spot, steam, stop, time, tiny, wiffs

Replies: 11
Views: 2,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 01:05 AM; by Ashore

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Query re building code and smoke detectors

Started by doug1, 6th January 2007 09:29 PM

aware, building, code, current, detectors, doug, mains, powered, query, requirements, smoke, understand

Replies: 4
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2007 10:44 PM; by Pulse

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Bit Smoky Today

Started by echnidna, 21st December 2006 11:43 AM

10km, ash, bit, burnt, bushfires, cfa, checked, close, fire, fires, found, grass, morning, north, prevailing, regarded, regularly, safe, season, smell, smoke, smoky, southwest, structure, today, warning, website, wednesday, west, winds

Replies: 3
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2006 07:08 AM; by Iain

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Smoke House

Started by 8ball, 4th December 2006 03:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 11:40 AM; by A-Marks

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FINISHING

Victorian Bushfires

Started by Big Shed, 13th December 2006 11:04 AM

bad, bendigo, blanketing, bushfires, cheers, easier, fighting, fire, fires, firies, fred, heart, heroes, hope, imagine, job, morning, people, preparations, real, season, smoke, starts, supposed, thick, unsung, victorian, woke, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 11:06 AM; by Gra

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Do you reckon they're enjoying their smoke?

Started by craigb, 17th August 2006 12:01 PM

ceiling, email, enjoying, indoor, ireland, painted, received, reckon, smoke, smoking, supposedly

Replies: 3
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 01:32 PM; by Gumby

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Little Johnny again

Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM

answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 01:47 PM; by AlexS

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Fire In The Hole !!!!!!!!!!

Started by TTIT, 4th June 2006 10:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

againeekeekeek, ant, bit, bloke, coming, creating, cut, dead, determine, dirt, dust, dusty, dusty???confused, finish, fire, happened????confused, hear, hole, hours, idea, nowconfusedoconfused, proceedings, question, running, shed, smoke, sparks, table, tuned, watch

Replies: 21
Views: 3,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 11:19 AM; by doug the slug

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Customer Service

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2006 01:33 PM

aisle, bolted, bunnings, cars, clerk, counter, customer, eek, extinguisher, fire, flames, frantic, gasped, hood, luck, parking, pouring, pulled, ran, replied, service, smoke, spot, standing, store

Replies: 1
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 11:30 PM; by scooter

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The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Part 4: Compulsory smoke detectors

Started by Aangelique1611, 17th May 2006 11:55 AM

assuming, barely, based, blasted, bunch, bunnings, climb, comply, compulsory, detectors, exy, kitchen, ladder, managers, meant, property, regulations, requirements, roof, rules, smoke, statutory, sticking, technical, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 2,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 03:45 PM; by rockola

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To Melbourne coz of ebay

Started by echnidna, 20th April 2006 12:23 AM

auction, bidders, bought, commisserations, coz, doors, ebay, live, losing, lost, lots, lucky, melbourne, picking, pickup, rare, realise, rub, salt, smoke, sticks, telling, trip, windows, worthwhile, wound

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2006 12:45 PM; by havenoideaatall

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DIY Security System

Started by spartan, 25th July 2005 11:37 PM

act, alarm, alarms, cable, cash, connect, diy, door, duress, experience/advice, fobs, gate, hand, hills, installed, installing, intend, key, middle, pad, pay, pirs, process, renovating, roller, security, siren, smoke, system, wireless

Replies: 14
Views: 3,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2006 10:56 PM; by Petebass

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BBQ hierarchy......

Started by Iain, 9th April 2006 12:48 PM

ashes, barbecue, bbq, beer, circle, dianne, griff, grill, head, heard, hierarchy, joel, kevin, left, p.j, prodding, rolling, sausages, shuffled, sipped, slipped, smoke, snap, snapped, thin, tong-master, tongs, waited, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2006 10:23 PM; by Green Woodchips

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Flues of at the base in chimney ?

Started by masterblaster, 12th April 2006 10:00 PM

aahh, afew, base, beautifully, bit, bottom, bugar, check, cheers, chimhney, chimney, coming, days, fired, floor, flue, flues, heater, matter, plate, pop, question, refit, seeps, silly, smoke, taking, top, warning, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 05:03 PM; by masterblaster

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Old Air Conditioner

Started by echnidna, 26th January 2006 03:21 PM

1/2, a/c, ago, air, bother, bushfires, cabinet, completed, conditioner, cooler, days, finish, grampians, holds, hot, installing, nice, nuff, pine, pokes, properly, rarely, raw, sit, smell, smoke, unit, wall, weathers, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 11:05 PM; by Ashore

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I hate cigars

Started by craigb, 3rd October 2005 12:32 PM

$20, bil, bloody, brought, chest, cigar, cigars, clean, disgusting, eek, fine, hate, havana, lunch, matter, mouth, offended, rid, rolleyes, smoke, smoked, spurned, taste, teeth, times, whinge, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 09:07 PM; by savage

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Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th July 2005 12:49 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ablaze, alarms, alerted, arrived, belongings, bit, broke, bugger, caught, community, curtains, detectors, family, fire, fortunately, house, kids, lighter, lost, mick, minutes, playing, shed, smoke, spreading, started, time, unharmed, water, working

Replies: 46
Views: 7,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:01 PM; by Daddles

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QUELL smoke alarm (with built in private detective???

Started by ptrott, 23rd June 2005 02:00 AM

adults, alarm, alarms, amazing, arson, bed, bedroomeekeekeek, bla, built, caused, children, detective, detector, detects, fire, fires, hope, matches, phill.eek, playing, private, putting, quell, sense, short, smoke, smoking, started, watched, word

Replies: 8
Views: 5,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 07:56 PM; by ptrott

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One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

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Smoke Alarm

Started by Chesand, 19th November 2004 08:53 PM

age, alarm, box, camel, condom, condoms, cut, day, delicately, embarrassed, fainted, fit, hobbled, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, pharmacy, preferred, pulled, putting, rain, replied, request, smoke, son, started

Replies: 1
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 12:12 AM; by soundman

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Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

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Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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Einstiens Quiz

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 3,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 10:16 PM; by Tankstand

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Insurance for woodworkers

Started by Toymaker Len, 23rd July 2004 03:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blanks, calls, companys, contact, cover, drawing, fall, head, hit, income, insurance, insurer, liability, market, mention, netted, nice, phone, products, provide, public, response, smoke, solid, stairs, sue, ten, told, woodworker/toymaker, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 5,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 03:33 PM; by PAH1

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Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Looking for metal casters

Started by Grue, 3rd January 2004 07:55 AM

casters, castings, caters, check, colleagues, countries, engine, extensive, friends, glenn, heat, indulge, links, metal, miniature, noisy, objects, page, pass, plans, selling, site, smoke, specialise, teachers, usa, wood, woodworkers, www.metalbashatorium.com

Replies: 6
Views: 3,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2004 10:22 PM; by soundman

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Another tale from the desert

Started by Driver, 26th May 2003 08:40 PM

abdulratbag, adair, adair’s, ah’m, black, burning, cloud, desert, fire, fires, flames, green, hand, head, house, jeep, kuwait, oil, plane, ramp, red, saddam, settled, sheikh, smoke, tale, thick, y’all, “mr, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2003 08:40 PM; by Driver

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signs

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:39 PM

advantage, advertisement, bed, behaviors, chambermaid, children, desk, elevator, front, graves, hong, hotel, hotels, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, manager, office, paris, requested, rome, rules, sign, signs, smoke, tokyo, water, yugoslavia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2002 09:55 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Little Old Lady

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:39 AM

biker, chimney, cigarettes, cigars, club, couple, day, drink, evening, fuzz, impressed, join, joints, lady, local, meet, minute, nipples, nope, packs, picked, pool, question, replies, shooting, smoke, swung, table, times, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:39 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

This is not a joke

Started by Gino, 30th March 2001 04:54 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 04:36 PM; by Gino

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