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Forum faux pas?

Started by mikm, 10th March 2009 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

answer, comment, compulsion, curious, faux, forum, function, idiot, insert, job, lack, makes, nut, obvious, occasionally, pas, people, proverbs, question, reiterate, reply, rest, search, similar, simple, smile, television, thinking, thread, whinging

Replies: 36
Views: 4,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2009 10:19 PM; by Sturdee

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Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

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Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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Happy employees.

Started by RETIRED, 7th February 2009 11:14 AM

95794, 95795, 95796, apply, assemble, assignments, bands, company-approved, day, employee, employees, enjoy, equipment, fig, happiness, happy, items, kit, low-cost, management, notice, office, personnel, priorities, productive, provided, reach, shown, smile, supplies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2009 02:36 PM; by RETIRED

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Divorce

Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 04:07 PM; by Elbow

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there is no hope for the young poeple

Started by nz_carver, 12th November 2008 09:32 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

alf, alfs, brain, call, circular, counter, cut, day, dead, for??doh, glue, god, head, hope, it???dohdohdoh, jig, job, nice, pay, poeple, sawu, selling, smile, stick, stop, supur, thay, tool, toys, young

Replies: 142
Views: 19,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

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Meet Desmond

Started by jow104, 11th November 2008 07:18 PM

art, desmond, everytime, giraffe, ladies, love, makes, meet, smile

Replies: 4
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 07:32 AM; by AlexS

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Some good advice

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 09:04 AM

advice, baby.if, crap, enlarges, good, groceries, heart, home, house, life, love, meal.if, multiplies, multiply, receive, sh?t, shell, shes, smile, sperm, ton, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 09:04 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Construction site

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM

bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 10:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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Rushed to hospital

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 09:39 PM

bring, choice, comfortable, hold, home, hospital, imagine, item, items, list, pick, rush, rushed, smile, underwear, unexpectedly, wife, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 09:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Miracle drug

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 08:22 PM

absolutely, allan, bed, displayed, doctor, drug, dunno, failing, fellow, happy, home, met, miracle, months, mouse, nameless, performance, remain, replied, smile, stated, stating, street, teach, told, tricks, viagra, wife, wonderful, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 10:47 AM; by munruben

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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farewell to my Jess

Started by ssgt, 15th January 2008 09:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10am, antics, beautiful, celebrating, daughter, efforts, enjoyed, eyes, farewell, fathers, fight, fighting, forumites, friday, jess, jessica, lee, life, love, pinaroo, results, rocks, saturday, shed, smile, sunday, tales, tears, white, woodworking

Replies: 29
Views: 4,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:49 AM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

$1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

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Little Old Lady

Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM

beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 09:59 AM; by echnidna

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Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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trauma

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:45 PM

age, coffin, dear, death, died, family, friends, funny, hokey, laprise, larry, left, leg, moment, peacefully, person, pokey, reflecting, sadness, send, shut, smile, started, trauma, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, world, worth, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 08:00 PM; by pawnhead

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Free man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2007 01:45 PM

allan, backwards, dying, face.d, free, hope, isle, man, play, scene, smile, time, video, walk, wedding, wife, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 01:58 PM; by rsser

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For the Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 20th September 2007 10:23 AM

babe, bear, beautiful, beauty, bitch, call, charming, control, douse, embrace, flame, handle, hell, hold, individual, ladies, makes, means, ounce, proud, send, smile, speak, squash, stand, succeed, title, total, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 08:38 PM; by Carry Pine

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Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Religious golfer

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 11:28 AM

100, admitted, ball, blaspheme, chair, cup, day, fathom, fixed, golfer, grabs, green, happened, hawk, inches, knowing, life, mother, paws, play, religious, runs, sat, sister, smile, squirrel, superior, surely, tee, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 12:19 PM; by wheelinround

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A Royal Question

Started by Des.K., 6th June 2007 09:14 PM

daughter, expressions, fart, philip, priceless, question, rounds, royal, smile, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 02:57 AM; by bsrlee

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Goodbye, my darling

Started by journeyman Mick, 15th April 2007 12:04 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

4.30, battle, chemotherapy, darling, departed, final, goodbye, hospital, lasted, left, life, love, michael, morning, multiple, operations, radiotherapy, sleep, smile, stay, weeks, world

Replies: 104
Views: 11,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 04:13 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Vale Jeff Snell, Angle Mag

Started by Jim Carroll, 26th January 2007 10:33 AM

25/1/2007, angle, chat, demonstrating, diagnosed, dovetail, eased, familiar, family, greiving, heartfelt, hope, informed, jeff, jig, knowledge, mag, met, missed, multiple, night, passed, ready, recently, sadly, sharing, smile, snell, vale, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:05 AM; by Chris Vesper

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

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Smilie upgrade finally FINISHED!

Started by ubeaut, 31st December 2006 11:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, automatically, bit, cheers, click, code, faith, finally, finished, form, forums, help.smack, hours, impatient, interface, message, move, neil, patience, perfect, post, smile, smilie, smilies, time, upgrade, window, wingers, wysiwyg, [more]

Replies: 27
Views: 4,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2007 07:17 AM; by outback

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

expanded smiles

Started by soundman, 27th December 2006 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

8ball, cheers, cold, earlier, expanded, expended, fit, joystick, kneel, obscure, oneslicklips, pane, peepwall, properly, range, smile, smiles, standard, thers, whistling2, window, wink1

Replies: 15
Views: 2,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2006 11:02 PM; by echnidna

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What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Important New Rules For Airline Travel

Started by Barry_White, 18th August 2006 11:18 AM

airline, airport, allowed, arrive, bags, clothing, destination, dohs, duct, expensive, fed, flight, government, important, luggage, passengers, people, plan, remember, remind, rules, security, smile, tape, time, times, travel, underwear, water, wearing

Replies: 6
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 02:06 PM; by outback

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Farewell to my mate Alex

Started by Iain, 13th August 2006 07:53 AM

alex, bright, ceremony, chapel, classical, fanfare, farewell, final, fitting, french, friday, friend, grieve, guitar, horns, humour, infectious, journey, kew, laid, mate, oam, played, rest, rousing, simple, smile, told, tolerated, wheeled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 01:47 PM; by dazzler

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You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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Second Notice

Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2006 10:42 PM

apologetically, bill, collector, collectors, confided, effective, found, hastening, notice, notices, office, overdue, overlooked, paid, received, send, smile, strongly, taxes, taxpayer, worded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 10:42 PM; by Rodgera

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old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

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another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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Does Gumby honestly deserve the title of......

Started by E. maculata, 12th December 2005 12:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

20%, aroundd, betwix, biggest, brings, checked, complaining, deserve, dial, ego;, greenie, gumby, hander, honestly, issuer, lil, mate, memorable, mind, online, outer, personal, plasticine, positive, realise, reckon, remark, smile, title, ugly

Replies: 17
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2005 11:44 AM; by DanP

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To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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Jimmy

Started by ptc, 23rd November 2005 05:34 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2005 10:57 PM; by Wongo

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Name wanted for website

Started by echnidna, 4th November 2005 07:25 PM

address, appreciated, ausmade.com.au, bit, bother, btw, clicking, comments, domains, easier, easily, exist, invention, life, linked, lot, names, online, shouts, similar, single, sites, smile, suggestions, tool, tools, unwieldy, wanted, website, www.bowsaw.ausmade.com.au

Replies: 12
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2005 11:13 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Recycling

Started by Tikki, 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM

american, australia, australian, australians, bread, breakfast, chewing, container, containers, cracking, croissants, eat, fresh, fruit, gum, jam, leftovers, melt, peels, recycle, recycling, replied, seeds, sell, sighing, smile, teeth, transform, united, wrigleys

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM; by Tikki

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Fake Smiles

Started by Grunt, 14th September 2005 06:40 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

Replies: 40
Views: 4,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2005 09:40 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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Brain Transplant

Started by Ashore, 28th June 2005 09:08 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, blurted, brain, brain.”, brains, contact, doctor, entire, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, pricing, procedure, quickly, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, transplant, woman, women, “$5000, “it’s

Replies: 3
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 11:23 PM; by Ashore

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