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This could end up in Open Slather

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th November 2008 08:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accommodation, aviation, bench, blacksmithing, complete, end, forge, french, girls, hotel, included, ladies, motorcycle, open, phil, pub, romantic, selection, shavings, slather, sleep, theme, themed, themes, tools, vices, wood, woodworking, workshop, workshops

Replies: 30
Views: 5,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 08:20 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stud Wall Instructions

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

arrive, bedroom, books, create, delayed, direction, drawings, ideas, install/construct, installing, instructions, online, photos, property, purcashed, rental, sleep, step, stud, waiting, wall, walls, weekend

Replies: 0
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Noise from kitchen sink tap

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

advise, annoying, baby, bedroom, cheers, chhhhhhh, cold, cost, flexi, hoses, hot, house, kitchen, loud, major, mixer, noise, pitched, running, runs, separate, shhhhhhhh, sink, sleep, sort, sound, tap, wake, water, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

We shouldn't have to beg

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:11 PM

alright, anymore, beg, considerate, darndest, feel, flashlight, forget, heavens, hot, husband, leave, love, matter, middle, night, sake, satisfied, sleep, times, tonight, wife, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2008 11:11 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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What does love mean to you

Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2008 10:10 AM

age, ann, anymore, arthritis, boy, buy, child, cindy, clothes, contest, cry, daddy, day, gross, kiss, kissing, left, love, loves, makes, mary, mummy, night, people, scared, sister, sleep, time, tired, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 12:57 PM; by WillBrook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can Anybody Explain

Started by rrich, 15th August 2008 03:00 PM

$1.50, bit, credit, dollar, evening, explain, las, machine, reels, sits, sleep, slot, swmbo, takes, thinking, time, upstairs, vegas, wait, wednesday, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 11:49 PM; by Claw Hama

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Watery Pap on my Radio

Started by silentC, 3rd August 2006 02:09 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

augie, australian, bands, bat, boring, champion, country, including, jackson, kids, likes, march, music, pap, played, proclaimed, radio, remember, shyte, sleep, sleepy, spin, stuff, tempo, time, tracks, triple, watery, wishy-washy, youth

Replies: 54
Views: 6,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 10:28 PM; by WillBrook

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry's neighbour's dog.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2008 02:05 PM

allan, announced, barking, barry, barrys, bed, dog, door, finally, hours, jumped, lying, missus, neighbour, neighbours, replied, sleep, wife, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 09:12 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

le Tour de France

Started by MALPT, 11th July 2008 11:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aahhh, bingles, breakaways, challenges, commentators, countryside, coverage, crashes, disrupted, escape, france, french, head, moment, nice, occasionaly, patterns, sbs, scratch, sleep, tactics, tho, tour, watch

Replies: 17
Views: 2,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 02:12 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Be quiet in church

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2008 07:42 AM

boy, church, it’s, moment, people, quiet, replied, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 07:42 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Died In His Sleep

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th June 2008 07:20 AM

bed, bloody, chook, deal, died, egg, explained, explode, feeling, happen, head, heard, hell, home, inside, laid, lay, overwhelming, ovulating, peter, relax, rooster, send, shout, sleep, smack, uncomfortable, wake, wheelin, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 07:52 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Two Andy Macs

Started by springwater, 24th May 2008 06:27 PM

2005, 2008, 2088, 31st, 4th, admin, allowed, andy, andymac, bloke, bringing, causing, grand, joined, july, lose, mac, macs, march, names, naming, opinion, potentially, proven, reckon, rights, similar, sleep, times, total

Replies: 2
Views: 1,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 08:11 PM; by springwater

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

super market spill

Started by nine fingers, 16th May 2008 07:46 PM

,bruised, 750, bad, bit, box, bruised, cold, doh, drive, feeling, fingers, flattened, foot, home, kinda, left, market, meat, neck, noggin, scrap, sleep, sore, spill, super, vegies, whoosh, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 09:14 PM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Doctors call

Started by munruben, 31st March 2008 10:59 PM

arrived, biopsy, doctor, doctors, dreadful, drop, expensive, frankly, home, husband, husbands, james, jones, lady, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, saint, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, tests, time, town

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:19 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

John the old snoozer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:39 PM

allan, bed, calendar, called, daze, front, half, john, months, replied, send, sleep, snoozer, stole, wake, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 01:11 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Mum Knows All

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM

bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 12:22 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Grandma's bless em

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM

aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 12:18 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Bath water emptying onto street

Started by Spencer74, 6th February 2008 09:30 PM

bath, bathwater, blockage, coming, concreted, diverted, emptying, garden, gutter, house, landscaper, normal, overflow, pipe, pipes, pool, pretty, questions/comments, rainwater, recently, sewage, sleep, started, stormwater, street, system, tank, tonight, water, welcomed

Replies: 7
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 10:43 PM; by sdrob

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Stuffed hot water system

Started by abitfishy, 28th January 2008 01:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

added, assumed, brands, cheap, cheaper, corroded, damn, discharging, dog, equation, explode, hot, install, leak, money, muchness, plumber, quickly, replace, replacement, rusty, safe, sleep, stuffed, sydney, system, tank, time, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 4,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:56 PM; by abitfishy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Senior Questions Answered Here:

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th January 2008 10:44 AM

60+, afternoon, age, answered, antique, common, enter, fashionable, foreheads, front, glasses, memory, mirror, olds, past, people, questions, remark, remember, retrieving, senior, short, sleep, spotting, storage, stores, storing, time, walk, wrinkle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:19 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

Forum:
JOKES

Mineral Turpentine VS White Spirits

Started by MacS, 14th November 2007 04:11 PM

attachment, cheers, company, dispute, distillates, giant, mineral, petroleum, read, shell, sleep, spirits, turpentine, white, word

Replies: 0
Views: 7,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 04:11 PM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Medicare

Started by Baz, 24th September 2007 08:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 08:10 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Your pencil.

Started by rgum, 2nd September 2007 08:31 PM

2tsup, cheers, graphite, hollow, inpractical, lead, leadless, lose, night, outline, patterning, pencil, rolleyes, running, sharpen, shear, sleep, split, spots, stick, stump, thirds, tight, time, tracing, whittled, wondering, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:11 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One more sleep!

Started by Big Shed, 1st September 2007 03:31 PM

allowed, day, excited2tsup, fathers, heavy, kev, morning, office, parcel, post, relief, revealed, sleep, socks, suppose, swmbo, tells, tie, till, tomorrow, tomorrow.q

Replies: 8
Views: 2,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 09:28 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Grandads DON'T know everything

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd August 2007 01:52 PM

aback, allan, angrily, beds, billy, bit, bunk, called, dad, days, decided, grandad, grandads, grandson, house, inside, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, top, truth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 02:13 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Help removing exterior wall!

Started by becks, 13th August 2007 01:30 AM

advance, alot, ballustrading, becks, bullnose, closed, colonial, cottage, deal, decking/install, era, expose, exterior, front, houses, keep-, nice, original, remove, removing, roofing, sleep, style-, verandah, verandahs, wall, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 09:09 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

insulation in existing gyprock wall

Started by alwayscurious, 4th February 2006 07:44 AM

alwayscurious, cheers, drill, existing, expanding, foam, gyprock, holes, home, idea, initial, inside, insulating, insulation, method, midday, noggings, noisy, post, question, series, sleep, square, squirt, stud-detector, studs, successful, time, wake, wall

Replies: 10
Views: 4,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2007 10:32 AM; by Lozza

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Goodbye, my darling

Started by journeyman Mick, 15th April 2007 12:04 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

4.30, battle, chemotherapy, darling, departed, final, goodbye, hospital, lasted, left, life, love, michael, morning, multiple, operations, radiotherapy, sleep, smile, stay, weeks, world

Replies: 104
Views: 11,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 04:13 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rock and roll ship

Started by Ashore, 24th March 2007 01:54 AM

dampier, experianced, hedland, jacket, life, mate, pics, port, rgds, rock, roll, ship, sleep, times, weather, yeare

Replies: 8
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 11:47 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Daylight saving ends tonight

Started by Gumby, 24th March 2007 11:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2am, 4pm, 5pm, 8pm, change, clocks, cool, damn, daylight, easy, ends, extra, hate, hour, hours, lose, middle, news, night, notice, oclock, reasonable, saving, sleep, stay, takes, tonight, watch

Replies: 20
Views: 3,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 10:07 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
JOKES

Tests for Wannabe Parents

Started by Felder, 20th February 2007 11:03 AM

10pm, 3am, alarm, allowed, bag, buy, children, chocolate, compartment, dressing, family, front, insert, leave, living, months, octopus, parents, prepare, ready, remove, run, set, sleep, string, test, tests, time, walk, wannabe

Replies: 4
Views: 2,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 06:09 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

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