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The Kauri Project - Sydney

Started by AlexS, 30th July 2010 09:31 AM

20th, 21st, 29th, agathis, attached, aug, august, australian, brochures, choice, collected, details, exhibition, friday, gardens, gate, kauri, lion, lodge, objects, pacific, project, purchase, sale, sat, sun, sydney, tickets, tree, wood

Replies: 13
Views: 3,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:06 PM; by RufflyRustic

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EVENTS

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Old potbelly & new brick floor installed... But need some advice

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th June 2010 01:20 PM

back-ground, brick, bricked, corner, damage, doh, figure, floor, heat, heavy, insulation, layed, lighter, lounge, metre, nice, potbelly, protect, protects, provide, read, renovateforum.com, restumping, row, sat, started, thread, tin, wall, weird

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Update on Cinderella

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:19 PM

appeared, beautiful, biological, bob, cat, chair, cinderella, close, congratulations, corner, dead, enjoy, fairy, frightened, fulfilling, fundamental, godmother, life, likes, looked, make-up, prince, replied, rocking, sat, stood, suddenly, transform, update, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:19 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

The Geelong Bay City Swap Meet.

Started by issatree, 5th May 2010 11:16 AM

2010, 452, 7am, 8th, bay, bikes, bring, buyer, city, connected, dog, door, e10, entry, geelong, hope, issatree, letting, meet, mel, parking, racecourse, riding, rules, sat, showgrounds, starts, swap, time, unload

Replies: 0
Views: 2,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 11:16 AM; by issatree

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EVENTS

Garage Sale, Garage Sale.

Started by issatree, 16th February 2010 05:25 PM

138, 2010, 20th, 432, 8.15am, array, articles, bringing, community, d11, feb, garage, geelong, huge, issatree, mel, norlane, northern, sale, sat, shed, start, station, street, suburb, unwanted, vic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 07:18 PM; by issatree

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EVENTS

Mother/Daughter Banquet (from SWMBO's file)

Started by Rodgera, 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM

14-year-old, banquet, body, choose, crowd, daughter, daughters, file, forward, hate, love, mom, mother or daughter, mother/daughter, mothers, pastors, reviewing, sat, share, swmbo, swmbos, taught, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Poisoned Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2009 05:01 PM

accused, attorney, bit, breakfast, coffee, cup, defense, drink, feel, husband, moment, pity, poison, poisoned, poisoning, prompted, replied, sat, slightest, stand, table, watched, witness, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Golf balls

Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM

balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time

Replies: 0
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Toilet pan on mortar bed?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th October 2009 01:40 PM

bed, difference, discovered, fair, impression, install, leak, makes, moment, mortar, murray, nice, p.s, pan, plonked, read, renovateforum.com, retiling, sat, silicone, slab, solid, sound, struck, stumps, thinking, thread, tiles, toilet, toilets

Replies: 0
Views: 2,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 01:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM

ass, bit, boys, dumpty, egg, f---, forgot, frankie, humpty, jill, kings, kissed, lamb, mary, modern, nursey, panky, pieman, pylon, ran, rhymes, rude, sat, silly, simon, simple, skirt, volts, warning

Replies: 12
Views: 3,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Cinderella

Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:49 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

little Barry and the bike

Started by WoodJunky, 9th May 2009 01:03 AM

altar, barry, barrys, bike, birthday, bloody, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, letter, looked, mother, mum, pen, plan, red, sat, send, started, street, time, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 08:05 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

GEELONG SWAP MEET. SAT.9th. 2009.

Started by issatree, 8th May 2009 09:01 PM

2009, 9th, bit, car, day, geelong, issatree, lot, meet, plan, sale, sat, sat.9th, sat9th, sell, stuff, swap, tomorrow, tools

Replies: 1
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2009 10:30 PM; by Boxmaker

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EVENTS

How do US toilets work?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th May 2009 02:10 PM

bit, creates, creating, curious, dry, dump, earth, effect, fair, flush, level, matter, pan, pipe, read, real, realised, renovateforum.com, rush, sat, shattering, straight, sucks, thread, toilets, trap, vacuum, venturi, waste, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 02:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

clamps (not gramps )

Started by clamps, 2nd May 2009 07:33 PM

article, chisels, clamps, computer, e-mail, endevour, errol, esu75325@bigpond.net.au, expert, forum, gramps, grinder, grinding, inrtroductory, irons, letter, lost, lot, people, photos, planer, project, re-write, sat, send, subject, typed, website, wood, workings

Replies: 5
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:43 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Refinishing a cherry stool

Started by bongoman, 29th April 2009 08:58 AM

150, 220, appreciated, based, cherry, clothing, clues, finish, meditation, oil, poly, refinishing, sanding, sat, stain, stool, thinking, wax

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 08:58 AM; by bongoman

Forum:
FINISHING

Horrible chair repair

Started by AlexS, 21st February 2009 09:31 PM

aligned, break, chair, cost, costing, craft, dowel, finished, fix, glue, guarantee, holes, horrible, insisted, legs, match, mortice, pics, post, price, pva, repair, report, sat, sentimental, set, tenon, timber, told, wip

Replies: 12
Views: 4,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2009 11:49 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
RESTORATION

dr4g0nfly says G'Day

Started by dr4g0nfly, 7th February 2009 04:46 AM

boxes, bristol, bryan, cabinetry, called, chests, cupboards, dr4g0nfly, found, gday, join, me.2tsup, miniature, pomme, sat, site, snowy, spice, thinking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2009 09:20 AM; by Woodwould

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Smoke alarms

Started by Bluegum, 19th September 2008 04:39 PM

ago, alarm, alarms, burn, ceiling, dinner, fell, finished, fire, grandmother, house, insulation, kitchen, lives, material, post, properly, relatives, remind, roof, safe, sat, save, smoke, smoulder, started, till, watch, week, wifes

Replies: 8
Views: 2,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 11:09 AM; by mikm

Forum:
SAFETY

Sooooooo funny and supposed to be true

Started by fenderbelly, 19th December 2008 02:51 PM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, fireplace, funny, glasses, gracie, head, hell, hurt, nipples, note, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, slammed, sooooooo, supposed, taser, thigh, thinking, triple-a, true, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 03:47 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The great catholic-jewish debate

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:41 PM

apple, catholicjewish, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, great, ground, hed, italy, jewish, jews, leave, met, pope, pulled, rabbi, raised, remind, responded, sat, spoke, stay, told, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 08:41 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

How life can change in a week.

Started by Calm, 22nd November 2008 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brother, chair, change, drove, farm, feather, financial, friday, hand, helping, home, hospital, house, jobs, knocked, left, life, mate, morning, past, person, received, sat, spending, support, tea, thursday, told, tuesday, week

Replies: 23
Views: 3,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 10:48 PM; by Calm

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Baby Sister

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2008 11:07 PM

attention, baby, center, crawling, follow, house, jealous, move, parents, robbie, sat, shed, shes, sister

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:15 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Spaghetti Sauce

Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2008 12:58 PM

advised, answer, becky, beckys, boil, called, center, concern, cook, dinner, dish, dropped, forgot, giving, guest, guests, haste, information, night, pasta, phone, poison, prepared, rang, refrigerate, sat, sauce, spaghetti, voiced, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

So where's all the sport?

Started by Chumley, 14th August 2008 09:28 AM

ads, ball, bit, broadcast, bunch, grmmph, huh, interviews, messing, minutes, night, olympics, people, pool, prime, promotions, sat, sbs, sick, sport, stations, swimming, switched, television, tired, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 01:11 PM; by WillBrook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

Forum:
JOKES

Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Einstein's Theorem

Started by Rodgera, 27th June 2008 03:36 PM

answer, answered, beat, beautiful, chauffeur, digressing, dinner, einstein, einsteins, esoteric, expertly, extremely, fixed, formation, jacket, missing, pompous, professor, question, questions, rendition, sat, simple, sir, sitting, speech, stare, steely, supremely, theorem

Replies: 6
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 08:49 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Obviously a woody

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 12:26 AM

,tell, @#@#, bar, barman, bit, bunnings, cold, guy, karate, knocking, korea, kung, leaves, sat, saysthats, short, shovel, smacks, sudden, thug, time, wakes, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 12:26 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

True compassion

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 11:27 AM

accident, apologies, bad, bedside, business, car, coma, compassion, day, dear, failed, failing, fill, fired, gently, health, heart, house, lost, luck, months, motioned, nearer, sat, smiling, started, stayed, support, true, warmth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 12:34 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

A tribute to Mr. Bush

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 09:29 PM

$100, $5.00, $95.00, billy, boy, bush, crooks, d.c, dear, decided, deducted, delighted, god, happened, instructed, letter, money, note, noticed, president, read, reason, requesting, sat, send, sending, tribute, usual, washington, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2008 02:22 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Rush Hour

Started by Rodgera, 1st May 2008 01:09 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 06:25 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Drinker's problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th April 2008 09:32 AM

allan, barman, barstool, beer, calendar, drinker, drinkers, ear, ere, lady, local, months, problem, pub, replied, sat, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 09:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Love

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th April 2008 06:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 04:15 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Barry's grandson

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:07 PM

allan, barry, barrys, breakfast, calendar, delighted, dry, grandson, heard, hugged, life, months, overjoyed, replied, sat, start, stole, table, till, toast, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

# houses Demo Sale Torquay Vic Sat march 29

Started by pcp20us, 26th March 2008 03:51 PM

8.30, air, bike, bring, carpet, con-, decking, demo, houses, kitcken, march, pete, photos, push, remove, sale, sat, satday, screens, shower, sink, system, timber, torquay, trailer, truck, underlay, vic, www.noosaimages.com.au

Replies: 2
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 07:01 PM; by pcp20us

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Mum Knows All

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM

bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 12:22 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Shift Work Advice Required please

Started by Metal Head, 1st March 2008 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advice, ago, alternate, days, depend, fortnight, found, game, idea, individual, led, life, morning, night, nights, pay, replies, required, sat, shift, social, start, suggested, sun, thanking, tomorrow, tonight, wife, work

Replies: 18
Views: 2,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 04:40 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

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