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Allan's remarkable recovery

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th December 2007 04:51 PM

allan, allans, completely, congregation, crushed, delicate, doctors, hold, imagined, operation, pain, pastor, performed, piece, podium, praise, recovery, relief, remarkable, remnants, rose, scrotum, sighed, sternum, tentatively, terrible, walked, wife, wire, word

Replies: 6
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 02:27 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Book Reviews

Started by Wood Butcher, 13th November 2007 03:14 PM

$29.99, artist, bill, book, books, catastrophe, clinton, cost, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hours, jack, jewellery, life, local, love, monica, read, remember, remembers, report, rest, return, reviews, rose, story, subsequent, titanic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:51 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Thanks Neil

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2007 06:29 PM

2tsup, advise, arrives, coming, hope, morning, neil, rang, ray, rose, shipment, timbers, trend, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 01:08 PM; by jmk89

Forum:
FINISHING

Banksia Rose....help

Started by WoodyKnot, 15th October 2007 08:48 AM

advance, banksia, branches, bush, couple, damage, damn, dig, feet, heavy, mark, meters, option, overkill, pickets, porch, previously, product, railing, restrain, rope, rose, rosehelp, star, suggest, tensile, tie, trellis, type, wire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 10:22 AM; by Mcblurter

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Repairing a hole in a ceiling

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 27th September 2007 11:13 PM

attempts, ceiling, cheers, clips, dvd, eventually, gain, hole, hope, installing, length, lighting, patching, plasterboard, plastering, repairing, rod, rose, run, suspended, trial, video, videos

Replies: 6
Views: 5,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 01:15 AM; by pawnhead

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PLASTERING

Memories.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 02:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

A giraffe wrecked my tap!

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 29th July 2007 12:26 PM

bath, call, ceaser, defunked, diverter, diverting, diverts, faunawink, fixed, folks, giraffe, lever, plastic, pliers, pointnose, properly, pull, questions, ring, rose, shower, sooo, spout, stopped, tap, taps, washer, water, week, wrecked

Replies: 12
Views: 2,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 11:53 AM; by Gra

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Renovating - Adding a wall- Advice please

Started by Tas_Dean, 28th June 2007 11:13 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 2,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 08:04 PM; by Tas_Dean

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

KKK - Sort of

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2007 09:54 AM

blonde, body, christian, confess, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, feel, friends, glory, gorgeous, kkk, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, sort, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 09:54 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

working with mini orb in the bathroom

Started by Ceedaar, 18th April 2007 05:16 PM

bathroom, bathrooms, circular, cut, fix, forum, holes, mini, mini-orb, orb, penetrate, pics, post, recomend, reno, result, rose, run, screws, sets, sheet, sheets, shower, tap, taps, valley, water, woodworking, working, wrt

Replies: 8
Views: 4,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2007 10:33 AM; by SilentButDeadly

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BATHROOM & TOILET

THANKS to all who offered advice, lounge & passage completed

Started by ptrott, 4th February 2007 04:39 PM

advice, againuu, ceiling, co-ordinating, colour, completed, curtains, door, figures, final, forum, geraldine, hand, happened, happy, lounge, mention, offered, painting, passage, pelmet, phill, photo, photograpy, possibly, received, result, rose, sun-set, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2007 04:39 PM; by ptrott

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PLASTERING

Alabama Preacher

Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM

alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 04:03 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Do You Recognise Him?

Started by Metal Head, 28th October 2006 12:31 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

70s, attached, clue, fame, lead, picture, prize, recognise, rose, singer, super, unemployed

Replies: 85
Views: 8,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 08:44 PM; by sea dragon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The morning after

Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM

$200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 08:58 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

A loving husband

Started by Geoffsa, 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, ever-nagging, holy, home, husband, jerusalem, land, loving, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, taker, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM; by Geoffsa

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

Faux Pas

Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM

aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 02:50 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Started by Driver, 18th January 2006 09:09 PM

arthritis, banana, breath, catching, couple, cream, crushed, flower, ice, kindly, kitchen, night, nuts, ooo--, painfully, parlor, pulled, replied, restaurant, rose, shuffled, slowly, split, stool, thorns, waitress, what’s, yelled, yknow, younger

Replies: 1
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:12 AM; by arose62

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JOKES

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Rose given methodone, not cough medicine

Started by silentC, 23rd September 2005 04:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

age, ago, allowed, beautiful, breed, close, cough, deserve, girl, losing, makes, medicine, methodone, months, mother, people, rose, sick, upsets

Replies: 58
Views: 6,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 03:43 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plumbing, Shower Tap & Rose Height?

Started by Velophile, 13th September 2005 05:48 PM

250, 300, aim, built, cheers, feels, floor, guys, height, horror, level, lower, lowered, outlet/elbow, photos, plinth, plumbing, replacement, replacing, rose, shower, standard, steve, tap, taps, timber

Replies: 1
Views: 5,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 09:51 AM; by seriph1

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

Started by Baz, 31st May 2005 09:31 PM

agrees, bedding, call, date, dinner, door, drops, encyclopaedia, evening, excellent, garden, hard, huge, iirobbo, knocks, lady, looked, lovely, night, rambling, romance, rose, slaps, stunned, success, suited, takes, time, tomorrow, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:01 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Petals of the Rose

Started by Christopha, 22nd April 2005 06:37 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 01:07 PM; by Iain

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Tradesmen Prices

Started by gemi_babe, 4th April 2005 03:36 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$60, 2hours, bath, bathroom, coming, eek, external, fittings, guy, hammer, hour, install, lol, pay, pipes, plumber, prices, rose, seized, sets, shower, spout, taking, tomorrow, tools, tradesmen, unfortunetly, urgency

Replies: 48
Views: 4,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 04:07 PM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Rose Garden (a.k.a. The Mower Incident)

Started by Groggy, 29th January 2005 08:46 PM

aka, band, bit, confused, cups, dog, ear, earmuffs, ears, finished, front, garden, hearing, hit, incident, legs, mower, protectors, repairing, ride-on, rose, runs, shot, son, stop, swmbo, tail, time, tractor, trees

Replies: 6
Views: 3,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:25 PM; by baseball

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JOKES

The Rose Garden - Part Two

Started by Groggy, 1st February 2005 08:38 PM

called, dog, door, drive, ear, front, gap, garden, guy, hit, home, huh, inside, minutes, mower, nods, phone, property, questions, ride-on, rose, sale, shop, speed, swearing, swmbo, truck, ute, wall, wheels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:38 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Family Law

Started by Iain, 1st February 2005 08:19 AM

bar, belong, candy, chair, children, custody, divorce, dollar, family, judge, law, local, machine, moment, mountain, mountaineer, remote, replied, retain, rose, scene, section, silence, slowly, story, tiny, village, virginia, west, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:19 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Which Book

Started by Geoff Dean, 22nd September 2004 11:27 AM

$29.99, artist, basically, bill, book, buy, catastrophe, clinton, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hilary, hours, jack, life, love, monica, oooh, read, remembers, rest, return, rose, seamen, story, subsequent, surrenders, titanic, vessel

Replies: 1
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 11:14 PM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

Ceiling Rose

Started by Iain, 16th August 2004 11:56 AM

adhesive, adhesives, bit, bite, brutes, ceiling, clue, cornice, faith, job, rose, roses, size, story, stuff, swanned, swmbo, time

Replies: 8
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:13 PM; by outback

Forum:
PLASTERING

For the times they are a changin'

Started by journeyman Mick, 16th July 2004 11:34 PM

bay, cairns, changin, day, drove, friend, girl, hikers, hitch, inside, junkies, kuranda, life, lived, lunch, mirror, needle, nice, plenty, realities, rear, rose, sad, sunny, sydney, time, times, tracks, view, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 02:26 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lime Mortars, Renders, etc.

Started by wombat47, 9th June 2004 10:01 AM

cement, discovered, gods, info, jericho, keefs, lime, mortars, people, plant, products, query, render, renders, rose, sake, site

Replies: 0
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 10:01 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
RENDERING

The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

Forum:
JOKES

Rose Mahogany problem

Started by AlexS, 24th March 2003 04:03 PM

20+, alex, elements, finish, guess, gummy, gunk, happening, lounge, mahogany, polyurethane, porteus, preventing, problem, questions, remove, rose, stop, surface, uncommon, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 2,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2003 07:41 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
FINISHING

Condoms

Started by Iain, 26th July 2001 01:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2001 01:54 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

acting like a dill

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM

acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

A case of give and take

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:55 PM

belong, brought, case, chair, children, children.the, court.but, custody, divorce, dollar, feet, judge, jumped, local, machine, moment, mother, pepsi, posed, protested, retain, rose, story, vending, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Ow's That!

Started by John Saxton, 10th October 2000 11:24 PM

begged, billy, bloke, breakfast, bright, chicken, collected, dog, drovers, egg, fire, gate, leaning, listen, looked, road, rose, run, somne, sticks, watch, watched, water, yer, yerll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2000 11:24 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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