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Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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And i thought I had a bad day!

Started by munruben, 5th December 2010 10:58 AM

999, bad, calls, day, police, snowman, stolen, thought, woman, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 10:58 AM; by munruben

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Tragedy!!

Started by artme, 9th September 2010 06:48 PM

anarchic, brought, constable, defend, doubt, drug, feel, head, hope, judge, justice, mouthpiece, murdering, police, potty, properly, raid, run, scumbag, sentencing, shooting, slimy, soft, sydney, time, times, tragedy, tragic, trained, upbringing

Replies: 14
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2010 09:24 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

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Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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Rudds Ancestry

Started by Jim Carroll, 8th June 2010 06:43 PM

1887, 1889, ancestry, assets, dealings, force, gaol, genealogy, great-great, hanged, horse, judy, kevin, melbourne, melbourne-geelong, minister, police, political, prime, railroad, remus, research, rudd, rudds, spin, standing, thief, train, uncle, victoria

Replies: 12
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 03:46 PM; by Ozkaban

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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moron caught red handed

Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM

####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM; by nihilism

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The end of The Bill

Started by beer is good, 29th March 2010 02:38 PM

?~nonono, announced, axed, beat, bill, britain, catastrophe, continues, demand, drama, end, era, horror, intervene, invade, itv, kevin, long-running, major, nights, perth, police, production, rudd, saturday, shock, watch

Replies: 12
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 08:41 AM; by Sparhawk

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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My mistake

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM

all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win

Replies: 9
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 08:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Nanny / Police state?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 14th January 2010 07:58 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$alcohol, apparatchik, australia, ban, control, day, drink, enjoy, excuse, fraction, herald, morning, mouth, nanny, news, people, percent, police, remove, state, stick, stop, sun, violence$

Replies: 21
Views: 2,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 09:41 AM; by damian

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Hoon With Attitude........

Started by Metal Head, 25th January 2010 04:44 PM

ago, alcohol, allowed, arrived, attitude, car, caused, coming, corner, drive, drugs, friends, happened, home, hoon, incident, kid, kilometre, local, minutes, neighbours, police, post, ran, scene, shortly, station, surely, waiting, whilst

Replies: 10
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 02:26 PM; by kiwigeo

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Got a smile from me :)

Started by gawdelpus, 16th January 2010 12:16 AM

atheism, baseball, bigger, center, counts, democracy, drug, educated, hallway, hanging, hat, hats, head, here;, hit, lawn, minds, non-prophet, organization, poet, police, puns, rack, rehab, short, sign, smile, stay, vote, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2010 08:41 PM; by munruben

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Werd ov warning

Started by wheelinround, 13th January 2010 08:23 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australia, breach, breaching, corrected, country, demand, discrimination, dogmaticly, expressing, feel, grammatical, human, it.u;, language, laws, major, mods, police, post, pulled, rant, regard, relation, rights, time, type, u-beaut, warning, werd, word

Replies: 34
Views: 6,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2010 02:44 PM; by ubeaut

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Tiger Woods joke (you KNEW it was just a matter of time !)

Started by diver doug, 7th December 2009 12:21 AM

apparently, blog, build, check, diver, hit, ideas, inspiration, joke, kids, knew, matter, police, replied, shed, special, tiger, tigers, time, times, wife, woodenplayhouseinfo.com, woods

Replies: 5
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 09:39 PM; by diver doug

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Yet Another Scam

Started by Ozkaban, 4th December 2009 10:53 AM

agent, amount, blah, car, card, coming, credit, easier, easy, email, fruition, harm, heard, matter, money, pass, pay, paypal, pick, police, pretty, received, referred, replied, scam, selling, service@paypal.com.au, spot, union, western

Replies: 1
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 11:49 AM; by TP1

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everyone thinks they are senile.

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM

andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM; by wheelinround

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Ray's night out

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM

6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM; by artme

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Blonde joke #3

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM

act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 11:09 AM; by Rum Pig

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Traffic noise!

Started by snowyskiesau, 20th September 2009 10:51 AM

1230, 600am, 800, amazing, apparent, apparently, barricades, bunnings, car, closed, couple, festival, found, hours, knowing, lack, morning, noise, police, precise, reason, road, running, sydney, traffic, walked, wandered, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:40 PM; by wheelinround

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Melbourne Police

Started by Metal Head, 1st September 2009 08:51 PM

“cycle, announce, assure, blitz, blitz”, catch, connected, contact, country, couple, courtesy, finding, force, funny, g5j5j7jj6, hack, hear, incident, jay, lady, lot, melbourne, ordinary, past, police, respect, situation, speak, tram, walking”

Replies: 14
Views: 2,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 05:37 PM; by Bluegum

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Bureaucracy gone mad?

Started by Woodwould, 26th August 2009 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acquire, ago, australian, bureaucracy, club, completely, concerted, country, daunting, dealer, effort, enquires, facsimile, flintlock, friend, gun, import, informed, lengthy, mad, means, out-of-date, permits, police, puff-bang, rails, requiring, response, unreasonable, unwieldy

Replies: 24
Views: 4,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 09:21 PM; by weaver

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Can Swerving Avoid Speed Camera Capture?

Started by Metal Head, 11th August 2009 01:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aka, avoid, avoided, bend, bends, blue, camera, capture, car, catch, cheers, deviating, dizzyd, fine, fine2tsupdoh, hill/mountain, leading, line, melbourne, northern, personnel, police, sick, speed, speeding, steep, straight, suburbs, swerving

Replies: 28
Views: 3,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2009 10:16 PM; by Chris Parks

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What would you do - one for the lawyers

Started by Calm, 15th July 2009 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, ago, ascertain, cheers, comments, contacted, court, details, estate, executor, family, farm, forget, lawyers, left, machinery, matter, person, persons, police, policeman, property, prove, rang, rego, rings, solicitor, stuff, told, weeks

Replies: 24
Views: 3,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

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Tomato Garden !!

Started by gawdelpus, 16th June 2009 07:54 AM

a.m, agents, apologized, arrived, bodies, circumstances, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, fbi, finding, garden, left, letter, love, morning, papa, plant, plot, police, pop, received, son, tomaro, tomato, tomatoes, vinnie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 07:54 AM; by gawdelpus

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Confused Stress with my painter.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th June 2009 11:10 PM

brush, call, collect, confused, day, days, drove, fair, happened, hour, law, leave, mark, painter, pay, police, pretended, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, screeching, speeding, stuff, sue, thread, threatened, told, total, tyres, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

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Don't mess with "oldies"

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM

ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry

Replies: 3
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 02:01 PM; by Old farmer

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Eternal youth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2009 11:55 AM

1843, 1896, 1944, allan, caught, charged, eternal, jailed, john, munruben, pills, police, previously, pulled, recently, selling, subsequently, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 11:55 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Ice Cream Vendor

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:34 AM

covered, cream, dead, floor, found, hundreds, ice, local, morning, police, sauce, strawberry, thousands, topped, van, vendor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2008 02:27 PM; by Bluegum

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Verrrry sneaky.

Started by RETIRED, 5th October 2008 01:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

access, australian, beemer, bikes, expect, falcon, gear, highway, house, island, judging, live, main, melbourne, moment, nicely, people, philip, phillip, police, pulled, series, sneaky, times, travelling, ute, verrrry, weekend

Replies: 18
Views: 3,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 09:43 AM; by tea lady

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How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

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Big Undies Sale - the joke that started it all.

Started by Calm, 24th August 2008 11:30 AM

102.3, 3ba, affair, ballarat, big, block, board, cheers, comedian, current, explain, flat, flats, funny, guess, heard, home, joke, ladies, laugh, listening, lived, notice, police, radio, sale, saturday, started, undies, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 08:10 PM; by Stuart

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Hi from a pom!

Started by Bri_ov_cop, 14th August 2008 10:34 PM

advice, bit, contribute, cop, experience, forums, head, holly, hope, hoping, joined, live, police, pom, question, username, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 11:13 PM; by joe greiner

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Burglars

Started by Groggy, 29th July 2008 07:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

000, burglars, call, cameras, checking, club, degrees, enjoyed, hate, limping, lookout, neighbours, photo, pity, police, road, roof, rotties, scare, sliding, snack, sound, spoke, thieves, tiles, time, trot, video, window, yard

Replies: 36
Views: 5,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 10:49 AM; by GekoMan

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To buy or not to buy ....

Started by Rossluck, 25th July 2008 07:01 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 07:12 PM; by artme

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The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Crazy little joke

Started by munruben, 15th June 2008 09:41 AM

crazy, escaped, gaol, heard, joke, medium, midget, police, psychic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 08:26 PM; by joe greiner

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A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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Darling My Chips Smell Like.......

Started by Metal Head, 25th May 2008 06:42 PM

arrested, attempted, battles, cent, chips, cooking, country, crisis, darling, day, dinner, discovered, duped, economic, inflation, mining, mudzingwa, oil, police, preparing, remember, repeat, reported, short, smell, supply, town, unemployment, victim, zimbabwe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 06:42 PM; by Metal Head

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School 1977 vs. School 2007

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM

1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video

Replies: 12
Views: 3,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:10 PM; by Poppa

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Police dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM

allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 07:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Allan The Tappet-head

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM

100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 10:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Theatre-in-the-park

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2008 03:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:37 PM; by Rodgera

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Tassie Elm

Started by wheelinround, 28th February 2008 05:04 PM

aboriginal, article, bird, chainsaw, chopping, costs, court, cut, cutting, decided, elm, english, franklin, hanging, heard, hobart, including, led, paxton, people, police, protest, public, represented, square, steve, tassie, time, told, tree

Replies: 9
Views: 2,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 05:36 PM; by wayfarer

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Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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