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Doctor's Lament

Started by Rodgera, 7th April 2008 07:12 AM

complaint, completed, doctor, doctors, drinking, due, examination, frankly, lament, patient, sober

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 07:12 AM; by Rodgera

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diagnosis

Started by underfoot, 25th March 2008 05:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:32 PM; by underfoot

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I think I need glasses

Started by joe greiner, 22nd March 2008 11:25 PM

bank, doctor, glasses, joe, patient, teller

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 08:54 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Bath Tub Test

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:54 PM

asylum, bath, bathtub, bed, bigger, bucket, determine, director, empty, fill, institutionalised, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, test, tub, understand, visit, visitor, window

Replies: 3
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 08:10 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

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Staining, varnishing Tasmanian Oak with a colour

Started by 4addz, 18th January 2008 08:25 PM

4addz, adding, appreciated, colour, darker, fast, floor, guy, hard, impression, layed, me;, oak, parents, patient, post, process, red, solution, stain, stained, staining, stressing, tasmanian, time, tint, true, varnish, varnished, varnishing

Replies: 5
Views: 22,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 01:07 AM; by MacS

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Thanks and Merry Christmas

Started by astrid, 24th December 2007 03:30 PM

administrators, advise, astrid, bloody, christmas, for;, forum, happy, host, kitchen, laughs, loo, merry, moderators, patient, peacfull, stouchesq, support, uuu

Replies: 1
Views: 958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 04:52 PM; by Rossluck

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Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

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Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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One for "Fenderbelly".

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM

allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:43 AM; by munruben

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Patient to doctor

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 06:27 PM

admit, copying, doctor, gotta, joke, patient, terrific

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 07:43 PM; by munruben

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Are you crazy ?

Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 09:18 AM

asylum, bathtub, bed, bigger, bucket, crazy, determine, director, empty, fill, institutionalized, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, understand, visit, visitor, water, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 09:18 AM; by fenderbelly

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Another flight attendant

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM

actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 10:53 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Merbau- again, this time on a boat...

Started by hansp77, 1st August 2007 02:42 AM

boat, colour, concerned, cracking, drying, excessively, faded, girlfriendwink, hope, leave, merbau, months, nappisan, oiling, patient, plan, process, pushpit, raw, seating, soak, splinters, stop, teak, timber, time, weeks, weeks/months, white, white/silver/grey

Replies: 4
Views: 4,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 11:53 PM; by hansp77

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A Deadly Cat................

Started by Metal Head, 26th July 2007 03:30 PM

agency, bed, brown, care, cat, cats, chooses, commending, companionship, compassionate, deadly, death, dosa, dying, feline, hospice, hours, live, loved, means, news, nursing, oscar, patient, patients, people, reported, solace, told, university

Replies: 9
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 06:17 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Scribing whacky door

Started by Tiger, 3rd July 2007 08:02 PM

altered, binding, bottom, close, door, endlessly, hinge, house, jamb, lock, mark, move, patient, plane, planed, re-test, refuses, resign, restumped, restumping, scribing, tapers, task, thinner, time-consuming, top, whacky, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2007 12:06 AM; by Tiger

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

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Edna the heroine

Started by durwood, 25th April 2007 12:25 AM

bad, bathrobe, bathroom, bottom, crisis, dead, discharged, displayed, dry, edna, hang, heroine, home, hospital, hung, jim, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, patient, patients, pool, rationally, replied, responded, save, saved, sound

Replies: 3
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 10:20 PM; by ss_11000

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ooroo!

Started by Christopha, 29th January 2007 10:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, axe, chance, check, daddles, dingoes, doom, father, forum, lot, machines, neil, nickname, ooroo, patient, pile, poo, poor, posts, promise, read, real, redneckisms, robbos, slowly, sods, time, type, week, wink

Replies: 26
Views: 3,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 09:43 PM; by Grunt

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Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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Sugar Worry

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 11:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 11:52 PM; by Rodgera

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American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

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Must Drink Beer

Started by echnidna, 20th April 2006 10:59 PM

attached, bathroom, bed, beer, bit, cold, conshtable, constable, door, dortmund, drink, home, institute, left, locks, makes, morning, patient, pockets, redfern, remark, science, scientists, searches, shtaff, sleeps, symptoms, technical, test, washes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 06:01 PM; by echnidna

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straight from Qld Health (maybe)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:52 PM

alert, anorexia, breakfast, children, constant, day, depressed, examination, headaches, health, home, hospital, infrequent, left, lunch, moist, normal, numb, occasional, patient, qld, rectal, revealed, size, skin, straight, toes, unresponsive, waffles, x-rated

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:52 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Sea Cruises

Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2006 10:52 PM

,however, /vietnam, 30th, accommodating, adventure, anniversary, appreciated, asian, aspects, birthday, booked, cheers, crikey, cruise, cruises, found, ideas, imminenteek, mediterranean, patient, sea, special, thailand, thinking, ventured, watersthis, wedding, wondering, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 08:57 PM; by John Saxton

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Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

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Are You Normal?

Started by DPB, 10th October 2005 06:29 PM

asylum, bathtub, bucket, choose, criteria, defines, director, empty, fill, institutionalised, larger, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, understand, visit, visitor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 07:03 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Mental Test

Started by Baz, 21st September 2005 05:30 PM

answered, asylum, bathtub, bucket, choose, criterion, defines, director, empty, fill, institutionalized, larger, mental, noooooo, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, test, understand, visit, visitor

Replies: 9
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 02:01 PM; by Ashore

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Botty Problems

Started by silentC, 24th March 2005 08:48 AM

appears, batter, botty, counts, dactor, dare, datd, dats, den, doctor, feeling, finally, gadness, grand, irishman, koindly, moch, note, patient, pile, problems, pulls, roit, shrieks, tank, tenner, teyhk, twenty, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2005 10:31 AM; by Daddles

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Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

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At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

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At the dentist (1)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra

Replies: 6
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:08 PM; by RETIRED

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Laugh if you will, but it is serious and DAMHIK

Started by journeyman Mick, 3rd August 2004 12:05 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allergic, allergies, allergy, almonds, aloe, amounts, anaphylaxis, aspirin, bit, blood, bottle, burning, cream, damhik, doctor, doses, hives, intolerable, intolerant, itching, laugh, mandarins, night, patient, people, person, red, rum, salycilates, vera

Replies: 30
Views: 6,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 01:17 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Belt/Disk sander search

Started by Gleneil, 31st May 2004 11:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 6,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 12:26 PM; by GregLee

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True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

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Bloody Mor(m)ons!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:55 PM

attack, bloody, caused, cornered, evangelist, eyes, flashed, half-hour, heart, hospital, hours, lasted, listening, mormons, over-zealous, patient, politely, recovering, repent, responded, ridiculous, sarcastically, sins, spared, thankful, tired

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2004 06:55 PM; by Christopha

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A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

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Mental

Started by Simple, 11th August 2003 04:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2003 06:12 PM; by zymurgy

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Doctor, I've got a problem

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM

composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 04:13 PM; by Eastie

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Doctor - patient relationship

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 01:11 PM

betrayal, bring, dave, day, doctor, don’t, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, inside, invariably, matter, overwhelming, patient, patients, reality, reassure, relationship, sense, single, sleep, slept, soothing, vet, voice, worry, you’re

Replies: 3
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2003 10:46 PM; by soundman

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Headline

Started by Driver, 30th December 2002 05:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2002 05:17 PM; by Driver

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Advice for rank beginner

Started by Laurence, 16th September 2002 03:16 PM

0000, 800, advice, beginner, bookcase, coat, coats-and, cover, dry, estapol, finish, intended, mind, patient, person, pine, question, rank, sanded, sstained, steel, top, water, wax, wet, wool

Replies: 7
Views: 2,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2002 10:33 AM; by DPB

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lawyers

Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM

$alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering$

Replies: 8
Views: 2,112