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Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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Got done for drink driving

Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM

batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

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Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

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QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

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Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

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A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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A lovely story

Started by Daddles, 29th March 2007 02:57 PM

bicycle, bike, bikes, called, cops, crime, drunk, found, guy, hisako, home, japanese, koban, leave, lock, lovely, night, officer, police, station, stolen, stop, story, taguchi, thief, time, tokyo, told, train, yoshioka

Replies: 3
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 01:26 AM; by Schtoo

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Military Wisdom

Started by Baz, 28th February 2007 06:40 PM

admiral, airman, american, ave, change, chief, colonel, customs, france, jeep, lieutenant, married, military, navy, officer, phone, plane, replied, retired, seaman, seat, sergeant, sir, sitting, soldier, sons, stuck, united, whorehouse, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 03:33 PM; by rrich

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Give us back the power to protect our property

Started by Munga, 9th December 2006 08:11 AM

catch, consequence, copped, hands, happened, home, kids, law, lecture, lights, lights.mad, mouth, officer, peoples, possibly, power, properly, property, protect, pull, shut, sign, signs, taking, throw, told, unable, walk, wife, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2006 07:52 PM; by Metal Head

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Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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Last Will and Testament of a Cop

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th November 2006 07:42 PM

assist, bargained, cop, coppers, country, crown, equipment, home, hope, leave, malicious, officer, officers, plea, police, poor, promotion, prosecutions, set, solicitors, testament, time, training, walk, water, wave, wings, wishes, withdrew, worthy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:43 AM; by Bluegum

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Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Policeman testifies in court

Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM

called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 02:58 AM; by bookend

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Speeding fine

Started by Rossluck, 22nd July 2006 11:06 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

60km, 700, 80km, add, bad, booked, books, brought, catch, collecting, date, fine, imagine, officer, people, police, quickly, replies, revenue, roadworkers, roadworks, set, sign, slow, speeding, surely, technical, time, traffic, trap

Replies: 115
Views: 11,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:45 AM; by silentC

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World Cup

Started by Eddie Jones, 30th June 2006 12:03 PM

angrily, breaking, call, canta, car, cup, customs, driver, fiat, german, germans, guys, idiot, ina, italian, law, match, meansa, officer, people, quattro, replies, responds, soccer, speak, thereforea, uno, vant, world, zupervisor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 12:03 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Letter of Explanation to ones Commanding Officer

Started by Carpenter, 20th May 2006 11:49 AM

attempt, australian, bar, bed, carry, commanding, company, cpl, dance, dancing, drapes, events, explanation, fire, foyer, hotel, letter, local, natural, officer, police, pool, rescue, security, sgt, soldiers, step, ten, wall, williams

Replies: 6
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 10:02 PM; by Stuart

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What is this?

Started by Driver, 17th April 2006 07:44 PM

‘what, ‘who, “not, “what, airport, apparatchik, belongings, bust, customs, exit, israeli, jewish, leader, lenin, levi, levi’s, nephew, officer, people, picks, refuseniks, russia, saviour, soviet, this’”, this?’, this?”, ulyanov, vladimir, waves

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 07:44 PM; by Driver

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One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

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The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

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age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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I am rich. Just won the lottery:(

Started by DavidG, 10th February 2006 01:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

44-7031846206, address, addresses, agent, america, aviable, avoid, award, british, category, claim, e-mail, fiduciary, inform, international, internet, lottery, mad, office, officer, online, prize, program, promotions, ranging, ref, rich, u.k, winners, won

Replies: 15
Views: 2,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 04:12 PM; by oges

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Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

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The immigrant

Started by OtakiriLad, 30th January 2006 07:07 PM

airport, answered, attempting, can’t, correctly, country, enter, immigrant, immigration, interviewed, legally, mate, mudjiba, officer, questions, series, “right

Replies: 1
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:28 PM; by Carry Pine

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only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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Finger sensing table saw.

Started by Gingermick, 5th September 2005 07:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apparently, blade, capacitence, change, channges, company, current, detects, drops, finger, health, inducing, measuring, officer, regional, safety, sensing, spinning, stops, table

Replies: 24
Views: 7,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 09:43 PM; by markharrison

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Some pics to share

Started by bennylaird, 16th December 2005 01:23 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 05:53 PM; by Gra

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The Difference

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:37 PM

commission, commissioned, difference, guarantee, hope, officer, product, warrant

Replies: 3
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2005 09:33 PM; by AlexS

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Corporate management at its best

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 03:40 PM

accountable, administrative, assistant, budget, command, corporate, costs, created, cutback, department, hired, job, laid, legal, management, night, officer, officer;, operation, payroll, people, people;, person, secretary, section, studies, timekeeper, watchman, write

Replies: 3
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 08:41 PM; by Kev Y.

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Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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Confidential Reports

Started by Five Thumbs, 16th July 2005 09:49 PM

achieve, aged, arrived, changed, confidential, considerably, consistently, curiosity, drunk, fails, final, follow, goals, idiot, idle, low, officer, presence, protested, reason, reports, robs, sense, sets, sober, soldiers, summary, unit, village, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 03:56 PM; by doug the slug

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Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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Not good, I thought

Started by Peter R, 29th March 2005 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

booked, bravely, coppers, editor, elbow, good, hanging, ihs, law, letters, lights, local, mate, mention, obey, officer, passenger, people, peter, police, pulled, reply, response, road, rules, set, thinking, thought, vehicle, window

Replies: 18
Views: 2,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 06:33 PM; by ozwinner

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Quick thinking on the front lines

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM

3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, front, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, lines, officer, pass, quick, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, thinking, three-day, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM; by Kev Y.

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Telstra - The friendly company

Started by Peter R, 19th September 2004 02:34 PM

$5.00, 12th, 28th, account, call, charge, company, credit, customer, date, due, extension, fee, friend, friendly, friends, information, informed, issue, late, manager, matter, officer, paid, pay, persisted, phone, surprise, telstra, told

Replies: 10
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:55 AM; by TassieKiwi

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Honest John

Started by RETIRED, 26th August 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200, al-qaeda, cars, collection, connection, cuts, douse, friends, honest, iraq, john, litres, lot, noticed, officer, people, police, public, replies, rolled, saddam, servant, siphoning, stopped, taking, tax, unusual, walking, war, wealthy

Replies: 19
Views: 4,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 12:07 PM; by vsquizz

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"2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM

2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view

Replies: 6
Views: 3,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 05:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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Army

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:33 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:33 AM; by Baz

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Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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A Typical Friday Night....

Started by oges, 15th May 2003 09:48 AM

british, cinnamon, constitution, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, evening, friday, hear, indubitably, innovative, jump, loquacious, lovely, night, nope, officer, passive-aggressive, preliminary, proliferation, right;, sex, sing, specificity, table, tonight, transubstantiate, type, typical

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 02:02 PM; by Driver

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Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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The Smart Drunk

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2002 08:44 PM

arrest, driver, drunk, female, held, officer, police, pulled, replied, smart, swmbo, tits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 08:44 PM; by Kev Y.

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cindarella

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 08:01 PM; by Gino

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Carey jokes

Started by johna, 23rd March 2002 09:50 PM

70%, @#$%, @#$%ing, car, carey, cars, collected, collection, contract, footy, hate, home, jokes, litres, million, noticing, officer, people, policeman, sex, siphoning, stalled, stuck, taking, traffic, usual, walking, wayne, word, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2002 05:17 PM; by Kev Y.

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Randy bugger

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM

>>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM; by Gino

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