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Spray Drift

Started by echnidna, 8th January 2007 02:13 PM

bin, bit, cleaned, cleaning, coulda, crackle, door, dries, drift, drifted, enamel, feet, finish, fix, gun, hour, leave, mist, moral, narrow, overspray, properly, resulting, settled, spose, spray, spraying, thinner, tomorrow, toybox

Replies: 1
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 06:03 PM; by jaspr

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FINISHING

Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Moved: Moral to the Story

Started by fred.n, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:16 AM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Always fill up on a cold day

Started by silentC, 14th July 2006 01:13 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, car, cold, day, dripping, earlier, expanded, fill, filled, filler, filling, fit, freezing, happen, happened, hold, hot, managed, meantime, moral, odd, overfill, petrol, price, story, taking, tank, temp, warmer, worth

Replies: 50
Views: 6,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 07:41 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Joke with a moral!

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 10:44 PM

answered, attack, attention, beautiful, clever, consideration, continue, enjoy, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam, mess, mild, mine, moral, reading, richest, shes, story, ten, this;, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 03:41 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by fred.n, 14th May 2006 11:08 AM

$800, 129, bob, bull, corporate, crow, day, door, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 11:08 AM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

The advantage of old age

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:42 AM

advantage, age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, cuddles, deal, farts, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, poodle, protection, running, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade, treachery

Replies: 4
Views: 2,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 10:59 PM; by Razor

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JOKES

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

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JOKES

Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM

answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor

Replies: 0
Views: 2,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Speeding

Started by Clayto, 18th August 2004 04:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 04:28 PM; by Clayto

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JOKES

Poll: Should the security guard be prosecuted

Started by Zed, 29th July 2004 11:39 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

bashed, charged, check, days, dusters, feel, forum, ground, guard, guilty, guys, job, killed, knuckle, medal, media, moral, murder, opinion, prosecuted, record, robber, security, shes, shhe, shot

Replies: 81
Views: 16,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2004 11:54 PM; by gemi_babe

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POLLS

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Dummy Spitters - Do we give a

Started by Sprog, 28th May 2004 04:28 PM

bloom, dummy, egos, enter, feel, feeling, follow, galore, granted, hands, hole, indispensible, instruction, leave, measure, minute, missed, moral, proud, remains, remember, sht, simple, spitters, splash, stir, stop, unfillable, water, wrists

Replies: 5
Views: 2,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2004 07:30 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Moral Dilemma

Started by silentC, 4th February 2004 08:13 AM

answer, black, bush, classic, closer;, destructive, dilemma, familiar, fighting, george, giving, honest, life, masses, moral, move, mud, photo, power, question, raging, ripping, save, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, water, water;, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 05:21 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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JOKES

Who`s In Charge

Started by Sawdust Producer, 27th March 2003 09:11 PM

agreed, asshole, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, days, eventually, happen, headache, heart, huff, insulted, moral, organs, process, pump, rectum, shut, smart, stomach, story, systems, terrible, tight, toxic, waste, who`s

Replies: 1
Views: 3,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2003 12:02 PM; by Oldblock

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A Woodies Yarn

the old farmer

Started by ken yates, 12th October 2002 12:41 PM

age, alligator, aware, basketball, coming, court, courts, deep, farmer, feed, fixed, ladies, laughing, leave, moral, naked, pond, presence, properly, replied, shaped, shouted, skill, swim, swimming, treachery, triumph, watch, women, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2002 12:41 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

The evils of drink

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:54 PM

alcohol, audience, called, complete, died, drink, evils, fellow, front, glass, glasses, hall, happily.he, haranguing, holding, instantly, league, liquid, moral, shrivelled, silence, tansparent, temperance, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2002 10:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

To Be Six Again

Started by Baz, 8th November 2001 09:49 PM

adventure, blockbuster, chocolate, cola, collapsed, day, dress, extra, fabulous, finally, fries, hollywood, home, hot, husband, idiot, m&ms.what, meant, moral, movies, park, refreshing, shake, size, speaks, theme, wobbled, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2001 09:49 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

story with a moral

Started by Gino, 25th April 2001 11:32 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, hed, hideous, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighboring, night, noble, price, question, replied, round, spoke, story, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2001 11:32 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

What women want

Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:04 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, killed, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighbouring, night, noble, price, question, round, spared, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2001 02:04 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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Spray Drift

Anniversary Wishes

Moved: Moral to the Story

Always fill up on a cold day

Joke with a moral!

Corporate Lessons

The Fly

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

You thought blond were dumb.

The advantage of old age

Baz's Farmer back !

Be careful what you wish for

Prudes need not read this

This is the Story of a man........

Giving The Bird

Moral

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Speeding

Poll: Should the security guard be prosecuted

Corporate Lessons

Dummy Spitters - Do we give a

Funny corporate lessons

Moral Dilemma

The Woodcutter

Who`s In Charge

the old farmer

women

The evils of drink

To Be Six Again

Aunt Karen

story with a moral

What women want