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Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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Man Spit Roasts 550kg Camel

Started by Metal Head, 19th November 2007 07:28 AM

1996, 2.7, 500, 550kg, barbecuing, camel, cook, diners, falco, feasted, french, intrepid, largest, litres, man, meal, meat, moroccan, oil, record, roasts, safi, seaside, spit, spit-roasting, tonnes, town, wood, world, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 2,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 06:58 PM; by bsrlee

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Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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French Restuarant

Started by Capt. Zero, 7th October 2007 01:40 PM

alright, answered, attractive, buster, chance, demands, french, giving, meal, offers, patron, pronounced, quiche, quickie, replies, restuarant, resturant, shocked, slapping, slaps, table, time, waitress

Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Barry and Allan dine out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:41 PM

allan, barry, chicken, chinese, cookie, decided, dine, dinner, enjoying, fantastic, fortune, it.so, left, meal, night, reason, recommended, restaurant, table, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 11:17 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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My diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th September 2007 04:59 PM

1600, appalled, captain, caviar, champagne, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, gentleman, invited, lives, luxurious, meal, night, packed, pool, saved, ship, sink, spend, spent, stay, time, told, unfaithful, visit, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:05 PM; by munruben

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New Maccas Happy Meal

Started by Doughboy, 9th September 2007 10:47 AM

burger, coke, collective, folks, fries, happy, heads, ice, joey, johns, maccas, meal, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 10:47 AM; by Doughboy

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Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Adelaide WWW show

Started by himzol, 12th July 2007 10:27 PM

adelaide, attend, day, decided, drinks, greet, ideas, invite, meal, meet, neil, thinking, www

Replies: 1
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 12:36 AM; by rat52

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Favourite home cooked meal?

Started by Black Ned, 16th February 2007 11:42 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cooked, cruise, days, delicious, favourite, food, forward, home, lots, meal, normal, rich, served, ship, trip, types, varied

Replies: 35
Views: 3,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 02:41 PM; by Groggy

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Artist Cooks Meal In Own Body Fat

Started by Metal Head, 13th January 2007 07:13 PM

2004, added, appetit, april, art, artist, body, bon, cannibal, cooks, creation, dyed, eat, enormous, evaristti, explaining, fat, fish, flesh, human, invited, kill, liposuction, meal, meatballs, paint, people, produced, red, result

Replies: 5
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 06:39 PM; by pawnhead

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Beer

Started by Ikkyu, 18th December 2006 12:34 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:03 PM; by Bluegum

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A Meeting With Wongo

Started by Felder, 27th October 2006 05:22 PM

bloke, bought, chicken, dans, daughter, diy, friday, greet, home, hot, hours, house, lunch, meal, meat, meet, meeting, noticed, parked, polite, scott, shy, soup, starts, stuff, ute, wife, wong, wongo, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

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The perfect woman

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th August 2006 09:31 AM

.the, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, killing, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, suspense, talk, time, trimmings, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 10:33 PM; by mattylinn688

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A meal with Christopha

Started by Wongo, 4th June 2006 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, christopha, cook, couple, dinner, doubt, legal, lovely, meal, neil, night, pauline, reasons, shot, skin, stopper, time, yum

Replies: 20
Views: 3,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 10:57 PM; by scooter

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duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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A buzz for me today. I took a Model T for a drive.

Started by JDarvall, 17th April 2006 02:27 PM

3rd, accidents, arm, blinkers, brakes, buzz, car, drive, driving, eek, enjoyed, foot, fun, grand, home, jake, left, lot, lots, low, meal, model, normal, passingers, pedal, pictures, steer, thankfully, today

Replies: 7
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 11:32 AM; by JDarvall

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Grocery budgets

Started by Andy Mac, 21st March 2006 06:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$1.42, $150, adults, amount, anyones, apparently, budgets, cheap, cheaper, cheers, country, discussions, extravagent, feeling, groceries, grocery, kids, live, lot, meal, people, person, portfolio, prices, reckon, spent, week, wife

Replies: 32
Views: 3,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 10:21 AM; by Dion N

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A Question of Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th March 2006 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caesar, chose, contemplation, cop, dietafter, dinner, eat, etiquette, fresh, friend, grub, happily, lettuce, meal, meat, moments, munching, night, noticed, offending, option, phil, plate, question, raconteur, salad, sweet, thankful, thing?confused, wondered

Replies: 17
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 11:40 PM; by Ashore

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Poll: Shrove Tuesday

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th February 2006 10:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

day, dessert, meal, morning, pancakes, proposed, question, radio, realised, relevant, shrove, tuesday

Replies: 17
Views: 3,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 07:18 PM; by Sturdee

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A very cranky Mrs Wongo

Started by Wongo, 27th January 2006 11:20 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

“excuse, again.”, all.d, angry, appalling, australian, cheers, children, chinese, cranky, deal, discriminate, enjoying, fruit, happily, manager, married, me;, meal, mil, mother, mrs, people, service, soup, table, tables, time, wongo, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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Good For A Senior Laugh

Started by DPB, 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM

answered, arthritis, bench, called, canal, careful, courage, days, doctor, estates, evening, good, hearing, heart, laugh, marry, meal, morris, neighbor, painfully, park, prison, remember, replied, senior, slowly, stool, trailer, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM; by DPB

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Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

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Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 11:44 AM

apartment, beautiful, bedroom, birthday, boss, breakfast, cake, carrying, day, dozens, enjoyed, fired, friends, guess, happy, huge, jane, kids, lunch, martinis, meal, mind, morning, office, private, responded, secretary, table, tremendously, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 11:32 PM; by JDarvall

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The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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Sick of telemerketers ????

Started by David L, 19th July 2005 04:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1340, adma, asia, association, australian, buying, call, calls, centre, contacted, cross, davidl, details, direct, earn, figured, giving, marketers, meal, nsw, paid, people, personal, products, pronounce, ringing, sick, telemerketers, time, waste

Replies: 17
Views: 2,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2005 10:57 AM; by Gingermick

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Favorite/Worse Meal

Started by Ashore, 18th June 2005 07:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, apricotrippers, baby, experance, favorite or worse, favorite/worse, fish, fresh, fry, gar, grilled, hot, iains, korea, lams, life, live, meal, octopuses, perth, post, reading, rice, seafood, seriously;, thinking, thread, tower, w.a, worse

Replies: 25
Views: 2,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 09:55 AM; by Iain

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The Redhead

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th June 2005 02:35 PM

amazed, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, guy, happened, incredible, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, redhead, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, trimmings, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 11:28 PM; by AlexS

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Duties of Wives

Started by Forest Gump, 25th May 2005 02:09 PM

australian, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, jimmy, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, wives, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 06:39 PM; by Iain

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Our beautiful SWMBO's

Started by burn, 5th May 2005 10:04 AM

beautiful, bite, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dishes, dishwasher, duties, eat, girl, hot, house, landscaper, laundry, lawn, load, married, meal, meals, mowed, swmbo, swmbos, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 10:04 AM; by burn

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Beat That!

Started by jow104, 30th April 2005 11:09 PM

300, await, beat, bedding, beef, competion, cook, day, gardening, meal, mid, morning, offered, oven, planters, plants, puddings, roast, top, touched, wife, yorkshire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2005 10:55 AM; by E. maculata

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aint love grand

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2005 07:47 AM

buy, carefully, chips, couple, couples, crowd, drink, eat, eating, fine, front, grand, half, hamburger, lady, looked, love, meal, neatly, offered, politely, replied, sat, sharing, sip, table, thinking, walked, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:47 AM; by Kev Y.

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Man of the House

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:43 PM

afterward, bath, book, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, eating, expect, finger, finished, funeral, guess, hair, house, husband, man, meal, reading, relax, replied, scrumptious, stormed, tonight, walked, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:43 PM; by DonN

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Wongo in Melbourne

Started by Wongo, 14th December 2004 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bunnings, busy, cheers, city, day, distance, free, hardware, hours, meal, melbourne, nice, night, office, prefer, sad, stores, thursday, walking, wednesday, wongo

Replies: 57
Views: 4,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2004 10:06 PM; by scooter

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WOODWORKING QUIZ for 6 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 6th September 2004 10:02 PM

arched, bearing, chore, completing, dining, door, evening, friends, holiday, kitchen, load, meal, method, quiz, respectfully, save, sept, steps, wall, wife, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2004 09:38 PM; by Ralph Jones

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You Wish

Started by Ian007, 11th August 2004 03:46 PM

200, a.m, afternoon, bench, biscuits, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, eyes, favorite, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, special, stopped, toys, wine, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 03:46 PM; by Ian007

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Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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A Walk in the Woods

Started by Dirty Den, 9th January 2004 07:53 AM

actively, aetheist, aethist, bear, call, called, christianity, compromise, convert, denied, disappears, drops, existence, flash, god, hypocritical, light, meal, moment, natural, paws, peril, prayer, recieve, replies, save, soundtrack, suppose, walk, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2004 08:52 AM; by Garry1953

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Meekatharra

Started by Eastie, 7th November 2002 03:01 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2002 07:58 AM; by oges

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Bit of bad luck

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2002 07:02 PM

200, a.m, afternoon, bad, bench, bit, brownies, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, favourite, freshly, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, luck, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 11:05 PM; by Red neck

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Ouch!

Started by Island Ape, 15th May 2001 09:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 10:14 PM; by RETIRED

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things are a little different now

Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, asleep, bed, breakfast, compared, day, dinner, evening, feel, hair, home, house, husband, husbands, meal, moment, morning, night, noise, offer, prepare, pressure, promptly, ready, remember, suggest, things, time, warm, world

Replies: 16
Views: 4,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 08:00 PM; by Gino

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black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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Some Mum's are Devious (Hope this is ok )

Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:33 PM

bed, dear, devious, dinner, doubt, found, gravy, hope, house, invited, john, johns, ladle, letter, love, meal, mike, missing, mother, mum, mums, remains, robbo, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, write, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:53 AM; by Iain

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Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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