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Rotten stinking lowlife scum!

Started by Christopha, 3rd December 2007 02:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, christmas, company, covered, dearest, driveway, fellow, guns, hell, insurance, knackered, left, lowlife, mans, merry, mine, mongrel, nail, parked, power, public, rang, rotten, rush, scum, steal, stinking, tools, trade, ute

Replies: 18
Views: 3,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 01:20 PM; by Matt88s

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dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

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FINISHING

Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

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Froggy

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 01:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 10:51 AM; by munruben

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Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

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Att: Larry. A Stained Floor

Started by Dusty, 27th May 2007 04:52 PM

approach, att, board, floor, gday, hijacked, larry, mans, pictures, sort, stained, staining, start, thread

Replies: 6
Views: 3,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 08:35 AM; by glock40sw

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FLOORING

A real man's POWER tool

Started by floobyduster, 16th April 2007 05:52 PM

2.7mb, 951kb, ads, check, click, man, mans, media, picture, player, power, real, tool, v28, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 05:52 PM; by floobyduster

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Moved: a Growing mans thoughts on women

Started by Gra, 14th April 2007 06:42 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2007 10:59 AM; by coastie

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Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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yesterday it was so long ago, aka the Shakespear thread

Started by SPIRIT, 18th December 2006 01:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1235813, ago, aka, aloud, arty, bring, crossed, didn’t, don’t, fair, goal, go……, happiness, happy, harder, inside, it’s, life, line, long, looked, mans, ring, road, shakespear, thread, waits, wasn’t, world, yesterday

Replies: 24
Views: 2,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 02:04 PM; by SPIRIT

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Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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Weird Al Yankovic

Started by scooter, 20th November 2006 11:14 PM

amish, bedrock, beverly, cheers, gday, genius, heap, hillbillies, list, mans, nerdy, paradise, parody, sean, vids, weird, white, yankovic

Replies: 4
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2006 03:13 PM; by HappyHammer

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frogs

Started by benchdog, 18th August 2006 12:09 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 01:38 AM; by Doughboy

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Who's in the photo

Started by macca2, 21st June 2006 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

argument, brothers, father, fathers, macca, mans, oldie, photo, sisters, son

Replies: 28
Views: 3,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 03:11 PM; by Termite

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A mans life

Started by Iain, 22nd May 2006 10:05 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 10:37 AM; by Iain

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What books and mags do you read

Started by echnidna, 14th April 2006 05:11 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

books, classics, collection, fire, front, inherited, job, magazines, mags, mans, nice, parade, re-reading, read, reader, techo, voracious, warm

Replies: 51
Views: 6,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2006 12:58 PM; by havenoideaatall

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Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

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Gems from dear old Groucho - post 'em here

Started by Daddles, 5th April 2006 09:59 AM

book, dark, dear, dog, friend, gems, groucho, inside, mans, marx, post, read

Replies: 10
Views: 2,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 09:05 AM; by Iain

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Poor man's security system

Started by Baz, 3rd February 2006 05:56 PM

ammo, ammunition, boots, buy, dish, disturb, dog, door, front, half, hour, install, jacko, leave, man, mans, mens, mike, note, pair, pissed, pitbulls, poor, poor-mans, second-hand, security, store, system, they’re, wormed

Replies: 3
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 12:46 AM; by Tikki

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A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

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Lazy man's bird feeder!

Started by Landseka, 30th January 2006 12:39 PM

ale, auto, automatic, bird, copy, created, enjoy, fall, feeder, feel, free, garden, ground, grow, lazy, loading, man, mans, nature, neil, odd, presence, rest, seeds, sit, sprinklers, visitors, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 12:39 PM; by Landseka

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Groucho's and others

Started by Ashore, 7th January 2006 12:16 AM

abc, book, brothers, clever, cricket, dark, dog, famous, favorite, friend, groucho, grouchos, heard, inside, listening, lot, mans, marks, marx, people, proberly, read, saying/comment, sayings, signature, thinking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2006 10:19 PM; by scooter

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frog joke

Started by Trav, 9th December 2005 10:38 AM

bank, borrow, called, claims, collateral, copied, elephant, explains, forum], frog, gonna, holds, jagger, joke, kermit, loan, love, manager, mans, patty, pink, rolling, stone, tiny, whack, world, [its, [shamelessly, [youre

Replies: 2
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2005 08:29 AM; by Trav

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So this frog goes into a bank ...

Started by Daddles, 18th November 2005 09:53 AM

approaches, bank, collateral, elephant, explains, frog, gonna, jagger, kermit, knickknack, life, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, patty, pink, real, rolling, singing, stone, teller, tiny, treat, wait, webfishingclub, whack, world

Replies: 7
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 11:02 PM; by craigb

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The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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Recently Traumatised by Al

Started by NewLou, 25th June 2005 04:02 PM

1/2, aaaarrrrrrrrrr, burnt, desire, drag, dress, eekeek, foil, foily, horrific, kelly, loosin, mans, naked, newlou, night, nightmares, photo, poor, poorlou, recently, screaming, star, style, terryfying, traumatised, unexplainable, waking, weird

Replies: 14
Views: 2,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 11:28 PM; by Driver

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TV ads

Started by Wongo, 13th April 2005 10:45 AM

ads, canoe…”, carlton, champs, clever, confused, draught, factory, funny, furniture, guy, hear, just…, lot, mans, outlet, shouting, sort, win, word, “homebushhhhhhhh”

Replies: 14
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2005 11:57 AM; by Kev Y.

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Mans Tongue Gets Stuck To Freezer

Started by soundman, 5th March 2005 11:35 PM

2.15, 2005, ambulance, bayside, bulletin, call, capalaba, confused, contact, discovered, dislodge, eek, feb, freezer, hemorage, joke, licking, mans, minor, officers, pmand, recieved, stuch, stuck, tip, tongue, treated, tuesday, warm, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 12:34 PM; by Wongo

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Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

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Yummy

Started by waco, 18th October 2003 11:05 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2003 11:05 AM; by waco

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Dumb Crooks Roundup

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:40 PM

arrested, break-in, camera, carolina, connecticut, cops, crooks, dog, dumb, found, front, inside, killing, led, life, lucky, mans, miami, north, owner, pictures, police, record, restaurant, roundup, shooting, store, thief, told, trainers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:40 PM; by DavidG

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A mans wish

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:53 PM

absolute, answer, awaiting, boomed, bridge, build, continued, desire, finally, gazed, glorify, grant, happy, honor, lanes, looked, lord, mans, married, minute, moment, pray, sand, sat, sky, soul, understand, upward, voice, worldly

Replies: 2
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2002 12:21 AM; by Gino

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Ettiquette (I know some towns like this)

Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:43 PM

1000, approaching, beer, bride, characters, choice, etiquette, ettiquette, expected, funeral, gift, hear, home, job, kissing, livestock, mans, poor, proven, refrain, screen, table, tacky, talking, tests, time, towns, truck, wedding, weddings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2001 08:56 PM; by Craig Euler

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New Truck

Started by ubeaut, 16th May 2001 10:23 AM

bumper, coming, delivery, envy, iain, mans, note, photo, polishes, real, rear, road, stickers, truck, truckies, u-beaut, vehicle, window

Replies: 4
Views: 2,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2001 08:04 PM; by John Saxton

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kermit jagger

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:26 PM

approaches, bank, borrow, called, claims, collateral, consult, disappears, elephant, explains, frog, holds, jagger, kermit, knick-knack, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, office, pattie, pink, real, rolling, stone, tiny, whack, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 03:26 PM; by Gino

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Chain Letter

Started by Iain, 14th November 2000 02:15 PM

184, bound, break, brings, broke, cat, chain, cheerleader, cowboy, dallas, day, died, friend, have.at, keeping, letter, luck, lucky, mans, mine, received, remember, send, time, tired, wife, women, worth, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2000 02:15 PM; by Iain

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Guess my age

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:04 PM

age, balls, birthday, brilliant, clerk, decides, exact, face-lift, feeling, feels, guess, hand, happy, hell, lady, mans, mcdonalds, minutes, pants, play, question, replies, reply, slip, smiles, spends, stunned, telling, ten

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:04 PM; by Gino

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Frogs

Started by gazaly, 12th October 2000 09:14 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 07:00 PM; by Tristan Croll

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Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM

car, caught, cop, dosent, driving, drunk, forgot, hell, him.he, home, husband, interrupts, johnno, leave, license, listen, madam, mans, pulls, replies, road, shut, speed, speeding, speeding?the, speeds, takes, talk, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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