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Parking problem

Started by munruben, 30th August 2007 12:23 PM

appeared, behold, building, called, dear, found, front, frustrated, god, hear, heavens, hour, interview, looked, lord, low, paddy, park, parking, pitt, prayer, problem, provide, road, spot, street, stretch, sydney, vacant, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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Religion, sex and mystery.

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 10:47 AM

allan, assignment, class, hopeful, involving, lord, mystery, pregnant, religion, sex, short, shortest, shorty, story, winning, write, writers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 12:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Number Three cookin!

Started by dazzler, 9th July 2006 11:01 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

build, chance, cheers, concieving, cookin, cool, cot, dazzler, doc, farmer, hey, lord, number, smilind, tadpol, wahooooo

Replies: 27
Views: 3,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

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The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

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Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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Wounded warrior

Started by Wongo, 5th February 2006 02:28 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ball, bastxxx, bozo, chat, citizen, day, dear, deserve, game, god, happen, honest, hope, hug, hurting, lord, lot, meet, minutes, missed, month, playing, plenty, punish, shed, shot, target, time, warrior, wounded

Replies: 40
Views: 4,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:58 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A prayer answered

Started by Breslauer, 19th January 2006 06:40 AM

answered, appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 06:40 AM; by Breslauer

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Car Park

Started by Baz, 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM

appeared, car, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, panic, park, parking, pity, rest, street, sunday, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM; by Baz

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Trafalgar

Started by Bodgy, 21st October 2005 03:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:41 PM; by savage

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Baptism

Started by ernknot, 18th August 2005 10:25 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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Building Regulations

Started by wombat47, 29th July 2005 11:57 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 2,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 11:57 PM; by wombat47

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Eve and Adam

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 10:20 PM

adam, advice, arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, eve, eyebrow, fighting, garden, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 01:56 PM; by Grunt

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without you, we are but dust...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 11:07 PM

arms, audibly, butt, carefully, change, continued, daughter, dear, dust, eloquent, extended, girl, leaned, listening, lord, minister, mom, moment, obedient, offertory, prayer, rapturous, shrill, upturned, visiting, voice, waxed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 11:50 PM; by scooter

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The time has come!

Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#62, aka, bloody, call, couple, derek, head, jarrah, list, lord, pain, pinch, round, squizzy, supplier, swipe, time, tourist, vader, weeks, west

Replies: 22
Views: 5,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2004 08:51 AM; by adrian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Changing Places

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2004 10:09 AM

900, awoke, bathed, bed, bills, breakfast, changing, cleaned, company, day, dinner, dishwasher, drove, electricity, exhausted, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, places, pregnant, school, set, trade, wife, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2004 10:09 AM; by Barry_White

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WOODWORKING QUIZ for 5/3/04

Started by Ralph Jones, 3rd May 2004 06:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2nd, 311, 430, 5/3/04, 530, blending, circles, correct, fast, figuring, hope, howe, island, land, lord, mates, morning, quiz, quiz;, rating, respectfully, term, time, todays, woodworking, zone, zones

Replies: 26
Views: 4,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2004 07:50 AM; by Ralph Jones

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Michael Jackson's latest surgery

Started by Dirty Den, 18th February 2004 10:04 AM

jackson, jacksons, king, latest, lord, michael, return, rings, surgery

Replies: 1
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2004 11:49 AM; by DaveInOz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Lone Ranger story

Started by Driver, 11th December 2003 06:40 PM

315am, american, appears, approximately, bastards, beautiful, chronologically, evident, friend, insignificant, kemo, leo, lone, lord, masked, millions, moment, native, night, powerful, ranger, sabay, sighs, stars, stolen, story, tells, tent, theologically, tonto

Replies: 3
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 08:15 AM; by Zed

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The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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Building an Ark in this day and age...

Started by Eastie, 2nd July 2003 02:10 PM

aboard, age, ark, australian, building, carpenters, commission, complete, construction, council, craft, day, dept, earth, flood, front, god, kookaburras, land, lord, noah, office, plans, proposed, rspca, taking, tax, water, wood, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 2,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2003 02:10 PM; by Eastie

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NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

Started by Wayne Davy, 28th May 2003 02:29 PM

ark, army, assets, building, carpenters, claiming, earth, environmental, flood, front, impact, lightning, lord, modern, months, noah, noahs, objected, people, plans, proposed, rain, save, seized, sky, spoke, statement, tale, thundered, yard

Replies: 4
Views: 2,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2003 10:21 AM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

A mans wish

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:53 PM

absolute, answer, awaiting, boomed, bridge, build, continued, desire, finally, gazed, glorify, grant, happy, honor, lanes, looked, lord, mans, married, minute, moment, pray, sand, sat, sky, soul, understand, upward, voice, worldly

Replies: 2
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2002 12:21 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Oh sh#t

Started by Eastie, 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM

beast, bloke, boat, bows, closes, confused, eyes, food, god, head, huge, jaws, knowing, lie, light, lord, pulls, receive, replies, scared, sh#t, shark, shocked, starts, stops, sudden, swimming, time, true, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

star bright

Started by Gino, 4th March 2001 08:37 AM

all-powerful, appears, approximately, beautiful, bright, day, evident, idiot, insignificant, kemo, lone, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, ranger, sabi, silent, speaks, star, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, tonto, wakes, wise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2001 09:42 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Religious Fervour

Started by John Saxton, 26th October 2000 09:28 PM

bumper, car, changed, cuple, day, drove, experience, fervour, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honking, intersection, jesus, joy, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, rekigious, religious, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2000 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Best Brushes for Varnishing

Started by PenRex, 12th April 2000 12:38 PM

aspire, brands, bristles, brush, brushes, darts, dear, freshly, guess, ideal, jobs, lord, madder, pay, pick, recommended, rex, someday, styles, varnished, varnishing, versa, vice, vice-versa, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 3,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2000 03:23 PM; by PenRex

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FINISHING

The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

Started by PenRex, 7th April 2000 02:02 PM

2000.], april, aspire, comic, darts, dear, edited, enjoyment, everyones, favourite, half, lord, loses, message, online, reads, rex, someday, strip, ubeaut, vice-versa, wife, wifes, woodworking, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 2,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2000 02:02 PM; by PenRex

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OUCH!

Started by RETIRED, 30th January 2000 08:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2000 08:41 AM; by RETIRED

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Parking problem

The Engineer

Religion, sex and mystery.

Grandma Still Drives

Number Three cookin!

Stars

The Mexican caretaker

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

The Murphy's

Wounded warrior

A prayer answered

Car Park

Trafalgar

Baptism

Building Regulations

Eve and Adam

without you, we are but dust...

The time has come!

Changing Places

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 5/3/04

Michael Jackson's latest surgery

Another Lone Ranger story

The Woodcutter

Building an Ark in this day and age...

NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

A mans wish

Oh sh#t

star bright

Religious Fervour

Best Brushes for Varnishing

The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

OUCH!