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New machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2008 10:51 AM

allan, barry, clicks, commented, fellow, husband, imagine, invented, item, john, lie, machine, married, mouse, newspaper, passenger, read, reading, replied, scientists, sitting, teach, telling, train

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Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 10:51 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Robot

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM

allan, barry, chair, clicks, clout, detecting, doubled, ears, guessed, hard, home, house, immediately, knocked, laughter, lie, lied, mates, mother, mouse, parents, replied, robot, school, son, teach, tommy, tommys, video, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Please don't tell a lie

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM

admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM; by Tomislav

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JOKES

The "Middle Wife"

Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM

bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:16 PM; by wheelinround

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Magic mirror

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:50 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Scales do not lie

Started by Rodgera, 14th March 2008 06:20 PM

bathroom, commented, husband, lie, maneuver, munruben, noticed, scale, scales, standing, stomach, sucking, thinking, weigh

Replies: 6
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 04:37 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Dream Job?

Started by wayfarer, 26th January 2008 10:56 PM

annual, apply, assistant, bloke, card, centre, darwin, desk, dream, examination, foam, gynaecologists, hair, job, jobs, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, sorts

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 09:58 AM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

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Kevin Eleven

Started by rgum, 25th November 2007 12:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, change, dishonest, eleven, events, happened, hearing, hope, ideas, informed, john, kev, kevin, lie, lied, person, recall, rich, tampa, yep

Replies: 29
Views: 3,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 05:46 PM; by rgum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What lawn grass?

Started by Ashwood, 7th November 2007 01:31 PM

ashwood, buffalo, category, cheers, generic, grass, green, guys, hard, ideal, lawn, lie, lush, maintain, melbourne, mix, over-hyped, recommend, remain, round, single, soft, supplier, tank, trademark, type, types, variety, walter, world

Replies: 3
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 03:21 PM; by SilentButDeadly

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Laughter in court

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:37 AM

attend, attorney, autopsies, bar, beard, court, dead, describe, doctor, exam, female, gear, guess, height, individual, laughter, lie, male, medium, morning, oral, pass, people, performed, rephrase, responses, school, stand, true, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 06:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Biggest Liar

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2007 07:33 PM

age, answered, arguing, ashamed, biggest, bill, boy, boys, decided, dollars, entered, found, liar, lie, teacher, tells, ten, ten-dollar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 07:33 PM; by Rodgera

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Blocked sewer

Started by atregent, 12th June 2007 04:16 PM

blockage, blocked, couple, curiosity, door, expecting, expensive, experience, job, lie, lillypilly, morning, neighbours, no.1, perform, plumber, question, raised, regular, responsibility, root, roots, sewer, sideway, thankfully, tree, trees, trimming, unpleasant, water

Replies: 6
Views: 2,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2007 04:43 PM; by ozwinner

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

snake oil and new house salesmen... a slight rant

Started by Wild Dingo, 16th May 2007 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, budget, build, building, call, check, company, creek, designs, floor, home, house, lie, mate, mmm, money, morning, oil, persist, plans, range, rant, salesmen, shane, shire, slight, snake, spoken, talking, yeah

Replies: 20
Views: 3,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 08:33 PM; by Iain

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Top 10 Ways........

Started by m2c1Iw, 19th April 2007 02:11 PM

2nd, admit, attempts, bridge, buy, cheers, city, constant, contempating, daydreaming, disorder, dono, failed, impatient, latin, learining, lie, list, project, refering, sketchup, smoother, start, starts, ten, tool, top, tutorials, ways, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 11:04 PM; by bsrlee

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need techniques on laying down bricks

Started by euphorbia, 22nd March 2007 07:20 PM

brick, bricks, cement, lay, laying, learn, lie, propley, stack, stacking, techniques, thanks.and

Replies: 5
Views: 2,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 05:19 PM; by Grunt

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BRICKWORK

Queensland Financial Institutions

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2007 04:21 PM

account, analysing, anticipation, apprenticeship, arms, aunty, banana, bbbbbulletin, benders, bendin, bloody, board, cheers, establish, fair, finally, financial, ground, guys/gals, institution, institutions, jack, lie, move, preferences, queensland, reputable, search, settle, unions

Replies: 7
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2007 11:54 AM; by Andy Mac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

So old it may be new again...

Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM

arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 03:29 PM; by RobP

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Are public servants allowed to lie?

Started by journeyman Mick, 7th January 2007 11:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activities, allowed, arguements, backside, bare, body, booted, caught, document, doubt, faced, government, hapens, importantly, lie, lie.o, lying, mick, person, proves, public, request, rolleyes, sake, scrutinised, servants, shortcomings, told, unsatisfactory, volunteers

Replies: 29
Views: 4,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 09:33 AM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Timbercon show prices ?

Started by stolar, 22nd October 2006 02:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advantage, lie, obvious, people, prices, reason, timbercon

Replies: 44
Views: 20,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:47 PM; by baxter

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Moved: Never lie to little girls

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:14 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 09:00 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

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JOKES

Miss 11 in trouble again

Started by Iain, 20th June 2005 02:45 PM

actions, bit, boys, buffoons, called, dads, farm, girl, handle, hard, intolerance, lads, laughing, lie, miss, note, principle, response, rubbed, teacher, teased, trouble, welfare

Replies: 3
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 03:32 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Power of The Dark Side

Started by vsquizz, 20th March 2005 07:47 PM

alien, ankles, blurr, chatting, confused, dark, disstons, do??eek, dovetail, eek, feel, foily, guilty, hand, japanese, lie, lure, nielsens, obeeone, phone, planes, power, shavings, surrounded, violated, wearing, workshop, worst

Replies: 6
Views: 1,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 11:54 PM; by NewLou

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Poll: Aussie Woodwork Forum Decides Which Handplanes are the Best!

Started by NewLou, 27th October 2004 12:04 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, allegiances, aussie, beauty, decides, feel, force, forgot, forum, free, functionality, generations, gordon, groans, guide, handplanes, hear, hnt, lie, love, mention, past, post, purchases, range, style, thread, true, woodwork, yeah

Replies: 42
Views: 11,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2005 04:10 PM; by LineLefty

Forum:
POLLS

my apologies

Started by Zed, 11th February 2005 07:27 PM

ahhh, apologies, bbs, busy, dose, feel, lie, missed, post

Replies: 3
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2005 08:16 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

lie down and take it or fight back?

Started by beejay1, 2nd February 2005 08:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actions, aware, believed, burglar, called, change, charged, clarify, disproportionate, facing, fight, force, grossly, gun, heat, honestly, householder, instinctively, intruder, intruders, knife, law, lead, legislation, lie, moment, prosecuted, set, shooting, tories

Replies: 22
Views: 3,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2005 12:15 AM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Durable, natural finish for pine wanted

Started by derekcohen, 2nd August 2004 10:25 PM

antique-like, beer, beers, blond, cypress, dents, derek, durable, finish, hoping, lie, natural, perth, pine, project, provide, rewarded, shellac, sit, soak, son, steel, suggestions, surface, tough, treated, usable, vulnerable, wanted, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 6,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 09:28 PM; by TassieKiwi

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FINISHING

Osama Memo

Started by Big Clint, 7th July 2004 12:33 PM

bega, bin, cave, chickens, concerned, donkey, donkeys, dust, edge, fighters, food, funny, lie, love, memo, mountain, oii, osama, ossy, qaeda, recently, relieving, ride, sixth, strictly, subject, toilet, wall, whilst, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2004 12:33 PM; by Big Clint

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JOKES

What she really means leason one.

Started by DaveInOz, 11th June 2004 11:06 AM

ahead, argument, chance, confused, days, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, leason, lie, lot, loud, means, minutes, permission, raised, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, talk, time, trouble, verbal, woman, women, word, write

Replies: 12
Views: 3,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2004 09:18 PM; by DPB

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JOKES

If Dogs Were Teachers

Started by Bob Smalser, 13th May 2004 11:51 AM

bad, body, buy, dance, day, days, delight, dogs, eat, entire, friends, gently, guilt, happy, joy, lie, matter, nuzzle, pout, run, scolded, shady, silent, simple, stop, teachers, tree, wag, walk, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 05:31 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Collective Noun

Started by Grunt, 27th November 2003 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

clot, collective, doctors, idea, lawyers, lie, noun, woodworkers

Replies: 25
Views: 5,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2004 11:18 PM; by Ratmick

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JOKES

Mental

Started by Simple, 11th August 2003 04:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2003 06:12 PM; by zymurgy

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JOKES

An unbiased plug for the orange geared mob …..

Started by Eastie, 11th July 2003 04:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2003 04:08 PM; by Eastie

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Kids ARE funny

Started by Neo, 12th June 2003 02:41 PM

bed, bite, blind, class, dirty, dog, dogs, dressed, funny, graders, half, impossible, kids, lie, love, math, mightier, mind, morning, news, pen, pigs, proverb, saving, school, stink, time, trust, water, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 02:43 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

Oh sh#t

Started by Eastie, 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM

beast, bloke, boat, bows, closes, confused, eyes, food, god, head, huge, jaws, knowing, lie, light, lord, pulls, receive, replies, scared, sh#t, shark, shocked, starts, stops, sudden, swimming, time, true, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Mechanic

Started by Charles Castle, 5th December 2001 08:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2001 08:31 PM; by Charles Castle

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I Don't belive this!

Started by Island Ape, 10th May 2001 08:51 PM

believing, belive, button, colander, confessed, connecting, copier, copy, detector, head, idiot, idiots, interrogated, lie, lying, machine, message, metal, pennsylvania, photocopy, placing, police, pressed, radnor, suspect, telling, time, truth, wires

Replies: 1
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 09:14 PM; by oges

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-- Dont make criminals like the used too --

Started by oges, 18th January 2001 11:07 AM

blind, brett, burglary, complied, confused, criminals, dallas, decided, evidently, head, houston, knife, left, lie, make, money, moved, partner, ran, reason, robber, robbers, set, shot, standing, startled, steal, store, television, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2001 04:59 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

don't lie to mummy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:58 PM

bed, day, days, dear, dinner, email, found, gravy, house, john, justin, ladle, lesson, lie, love, missing, mom, mother, mummy, not”, read, remains, roommate, sat, sleep, sleeping, son, wrote, “did, “did”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Get your priorities right

Started by John Saxton, 13th August 2000 03:09 PM

artificial, bottled, childless, couple, decided, determined, doctor, freaked, hell, here?she, husband, infertile, insemination, johnno, lie, pregnant, priorities, secondwhat, settle, spread, stammered, tap, wait, woman, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2000 03:09 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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