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swattn' flies

Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM

beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht

Replies: 4
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 08:30 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Cutting oil drums warning

Started by Grahame Collins, 15th April 2008 08:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, activity, ambulance, ankle, bad, burn, burnt, call, cart, charters, colleague, cut, cutting, drum, drums, grahame, grinder, hip, hospital, incident, killed, mention, oil, school, similar, student, towers, warning, worse, worthy

Replies: 20
Views: 17,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 01:37 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
SAFETY

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Beer Is Good For You

Started by ravlord13, 6th April 2008 04:25 PM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, good, health, herd, hunted, intake, killed, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, weaker, weakest

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 04:25 PM; by ravlord13

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JOKES

Food Poisoning Worry

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th March 2008 06:36 AM

addressing, ago, allan, cake, dangerous, disastrous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, material, meat, poisoning, quiet, raises, red, row, sitting, softly, stomachs, suffering, water, wedding, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 11:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Labelling of plant poisons

Started by spruik, 12th March 2008 09:43 PM

100, accidents, closed, coding, colour, contact, container, corners, entire, finished, hide, insect, intented, killed, labelling, looked, manufacturers, nearing, paving, photinias, plant, poisons, product, products, realise, round, spray, sprayed, weedkiller, weeds

Replies: 9
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 08:02 PM; by Howdya do that

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Cats/Dogs in Gardens etc etc

Started by Colin Howkins, 6th January 2008 12:17 AM

amount, anethetized, animal, apparently, baiting, castrated, cats or dogs, chair, chairman, control, dogs, dogs/dingoes, eloquent, gardens, hapless, injurious, killed, male, meeting, perpetrated, prescribed, presentation, sheep, shooting, solution, suffering, thinking, trap, trapping, traps

Replies: 2
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 12:09 AM; by Eli

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

u-beaut joke

Started by munruben, 28th November 2007 10:53 PM

250mil, ate, beautiful, finish, guy, hear, jar, joke, killed, traditional, u-beaut, ubeaut, wax

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:53 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Chainsaw Chaps work!

Started by OGYT, 10th November 2007 01:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15-20, accidents, ago, aware, bois, careful, careless, chainsaw, chaps, cut, darc, fall, google, happened, hurt, kevlar, killed, knee, labonville, limb, months, regularly, saw.d, sawed, stopped, strands, them.2tsup, tree, wear, work

Replies: 21
Views: 13,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 07:52 PM; by ribot

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SAFETY

Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stolen GPS Leads Police To Hideout

Started by Metal Head, 1st November 2007 07:45 AM

alerted, business, cat, contacted, curiosity, demonstration, development, doubt, equipment, fleetlink, funny, gps, griffith, hideout, killed, laugh, leads, location, manager, month, murray, outsmart, pack, plug, police, search, silly, stolen, thief, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:08 PM; by felixe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nimrods - Flying Bombs

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:28 PM

afghanistan, aircraft, blame, board, bombs, caused, crash, e-mail, e-mails, explosion, flying, fuel, inquiry, internal, killed, knight, leak, leaks, mod, months, mr2, nimrod, nimrods, people, published, raf, report, revealed, safety, service

Replies: 7
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 06:57 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

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JOKES

You Made the News

Started by rrich, 15th July 2007 03:08 PM

$1000, ago, appears, blokes, board, california, chpies, cremation, diego, driver, famous, highway, incident, killed, mates, news, paid, patrol, pay, police, san, similar, stolen, tank

Replies: 12
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:26 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vale Doug Marlette

Started by joe greiner, 11th July 2007 12:17 PM

cartoonist, comic, crash, creator, details, doug, joe, killed, kudzu, marlette, mississippi, political, prize, pulitzer, single-vehicle, strip, vale, winning

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 09:21 PM; by K_S

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Charleston-South Carolina

Started by Shedhand, 20th June 2007 01:01 AM

carolina, charleston, charleston-south, charlestonsouth, fighting, fire, firies, killed, south, terrible, tragedy, warehouse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2007 12:15 AM; by John Saxton

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Brazilian

Started by fred.n, 10th May 2007 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2007 06:23 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Note to Aussie travelers

Started by Toolin Around, 25th March 2007 12:03 AM

add, alaska, aussie, avid, bad, bit, british, called, colmbia, conversation, creek, dawson, day, fisherman, gear, grizzly, hell, hunt, idiot, killed, needless, note, sporting, spring, store, thaw, travelers, traveling, underway, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2007 10:06 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

(Sigh) bored .....

Started by masoth, 15th March 2007 11:42 AM

act, bored, drank, finish, killed, lovely, madness, mate, sigh, sothc, varnish

Replies: 5
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2007 10:10 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Man Killed By DIY Mole-Killer

Started by Metal Head, 13th January 2007 07:16 PM

380-volt, berlin, cable, cement, dead, diy, event, garden, ground, heavy-duty, house, killed, man, metal, method, mixer, molekiller, moles, noting, power, rammed, rid, run, spikes, survived, unorthodox, voltage, weekend, werner, zingst

Replies: 4
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 01:05 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Disintegrating Router Bit

Started by Coldamus, 22nd December 2006 07:05 PM

31-year-old, accident, article, bentleigh, bit, cabinet-making, chest, dangers, disintegrated, disintegrating, east, factory, hit, industrial, investigation, joked, joking, killed, launched, matter, melbourne, melbournes, misses, news, operating, piece, router, woman, worksafe, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2006 10:00 PM; by The Hornet

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SAFETY

19 Facts About Death You May Not Want to Know.

Started by Barry_White, 9th December 2006 10:19 PM

average, ballpoint, believed, black, couldn’t, death, die, doors, dying, facts, finally, funeral, hit, house, it’s, john, killed, locked, pen, people, person, preventing, procession, soul, superstition, tale, wallpaper, warns, words, you’ll

Replies: 3
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 11:21 AM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Due care & attention.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM

attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Peter Brock Killed

Started by Grunt, 8th September 2006 04:25 PM

age, brock, fan, ford, killed, news, peter, sad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2006 04:46 PM; by Stuart

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Crikey!! Crocodile Hunter killed by sting ray!

Started by Felder, 4th September 2006 03:40 PM

crikey, crocodile, eekeek, hate, hunter, irwin, killed, love, met, ray, steve, sting

Replies: 5
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2006 04:18 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Don't yer hate it!

Started by Waldo, 31st August 2006 05:47 PM

bits, bodies, client, cooks, day, design, ex-designer, gov, government, hate, himslelf, job, killed, kitchen, love, meetings, met, nice, nicer, opinion, opiniopn, piece, real, recognises, related, report, sweet, time, trhat, yer

Replies: 5
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 07:52 PM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Great Chimp-tation Q8 : "Dead Celeb's"

Started by Zed, 25th July 2006 08:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bridge, carpenter, cass, celebs, chimp-tation, chimptation, davis, dead, dead celeb, die, died, exact, great, guys, hendrix, hospital, jim, karen, kennedy, killed, mama, miles, morrison, pigeons, pope, ray, stevie, strahan, teddy, vaughan

Replies: 19
Views: 4,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 03:47 PM; by Zed

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Something is bothering me all morning

Started by Wongo, 28th June 2006 11:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bothering, death, hand, killed, morning, penalty, raped

Replies: 51
Views: 4,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 10:51 AM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2006 Darwin Awards

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2006 09:24 PM

200, 2006, awards, beach, bingham, binghams, bridge, cable, darwin, drinking, dug, dynamite, elephant, feet, foot, free, friedrich, hands, hour, jones, killed, lay, mouth, paderborn, people, person, riesfeldt, sand, tacoma, window

Replies: 9
Views: 3,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 04:15 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

How do l make stone garden bed ?

Started by mkc, 14th November 2005 02:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, afford, appreciated, bed, beds, cheap, cheaply, comming, dug, garden, grass, guess, home, hoping, ideas, killed, lot, make, mkc, plastic, practical, putting, rock, sand, simple, start, stone, stones, stop, surface

Replies: 15
Views: 11,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 10:15 PM; by Tonyz

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Bloody iPods

Started by bitingmidge, 14th November 2005 08:48 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

abused, barely, bell, bikepaths, bloody, cheerio, crap, cycle, disrupting, eventually, fairly, forward, free, gaily, ipods, ipods~, killed, paths, pedestrians, perambulation, rang, scaring, sort, special, survived, terribly, tinkle, uncool, walking, world

Replies: 60
Views: 6,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 09:32 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life is a .....

Started by DavidG, 14th October 2005 11:00 PM

7yr, bit, eek, explain, feeling, killed, life, mad, moment, mouse, pet, rat, real

Replies: 4
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2005 04:46 PM; by DavidG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The end of the World is nigh.

Started by Gingermick, 10th October 2005 07:58 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

000, beer, bloody, disputed, donate, earthquake, effort, end, hatter, imho, india, katrina, killed, mad, money, nigh, pakistan, people, rain, region, relief, running, story, tsunami, typhoons, week, world

Replies: 35
Views: 4,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 09:15 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

how bright is george bush

Started by julianx, 1st October 2005 08:01 PM

accident, brazilian, brazillion, briefing, bright, bush, concludes, daily, display, donald, emotion, exclaims, finally, george, giving, hands, head, killed, nervously, president, rumsfeld, sits, soldiers, staff, stunned, terrible, watching, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 12:59 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

funeral

Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:48 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 10:48 AM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 5,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

Unusual Funeral

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 09:57 PM

answered, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, disturb, dog, feet, funeral, happened, hearse, husband, husbands, inquired, killed, line, moment, mother-in-law, passed, pit, poignant, replied, silence, solitary, thoughtful, time, unusual, walking, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 10:01 PM; by goat

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JOKES

A Bad Week (or two) at the Office.

Started by DanP, 29th April 2005 10:12 PM

30108, 30621, anthony, bad, benalla, clarke, colleagues, constable, dan, gun, killed, knox, loss, motorist, offer, office, page, passing, personally, rennie, saddened, senior, shot, sympathy, tmu, ttu, vale, week, wrong

Replies: 14
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 11:00 PM; by smidsy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

New Quotes from U.K.

Started by Dendot, 16th August 2004 11:55 PM

assassination, before-, body, born, coming, couple, identity, kennedy, killed, mentioned, people, president, quotes, sexual, time, trapped, traumatic, u.k, u.k.magazine, unsure, womanss

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2004 09:45 AM; by simon c

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JOKES

Poll: Should the security guard be prosecuted

Started by Zed, 29th July 2004 11:39 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

bashed, charged, check, days, dusters, feel, forum, ground, guard, guilty, guys, job, killed, knuckle, medal, media, moral, murder, opinion, prosecuted, record, robber, security, shes, shhe, shot

Replies: 81
Views: 14,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2004 11:54 PM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
POLLS

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

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JOKES

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Poll: Should the security guard be prosecuted