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coffee table restore (floorboard)

Started by Grandpa, 8th December 2007 11:03 AM

advance, coffee, dog, floorboard, floorboardshardwood, jumped, restore, rid, rough, sand, sander, scratched, scratches, son, sort, suited, table, top, treatment

Replies: 7
Views: 2,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 03:19 PM; by Grandpa

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FINISHING

Road kill

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 12:12 PM

amazed, barry, bottle, box, bump, car, contents, discovered, driving, fix, glove, hare, hares, home, immediately, jumped, kill, late, night, potion, poured, replied, restorer, returned, road, run, scampered, strong, throat, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 09:10 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Now opening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM

airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The story of Ralph and Edna

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th September 2007 08:23 AM

act, bad, bathrobe, belt, bottom, concluded, continued, crisis, dead, discharged, displays, dry, edna, hang, home, hospital, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, pool, ralph, rationally, replied, respond, saved, saving, sound, story

Replies: 4
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 05:22 PM; by billbeee

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JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Organoil Burnishing

Started by OBBob, 26th July 2007 09:30 PM

advance, advice, beeswax, bench, bit, bring, buff, burnishing, coated, fine, finish, finishing, grades, hard, instruction, jumped, oil, organoil, paper, polish, rip, sandpaper, specialised, start, sticky, stuff, tin, tomorrow, velcro, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 2,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 09:30 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
FINISHING

Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Edna the heroine

Started by durwood, 25th April 2007 12:25 AM

bad, bathrobe, bathroom, bottom, crisis, dead, discharged, displayed, dry, edna, hang, heroine, home, hospital, hung, jim, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, patient, patients, pool, rationally, replied, responded, save, saved, sound

Replies: 3
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 10:20 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Carba-tec Service

Started by West OZ Mark, 7th March 2007 09:07 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arrive, bought, bridgetown, call, carba-tec, carbatec, company, correct, drove, geoff, happen, jumped, live, machine, makes, mistakes, moulder, moulders, packaging, perth, realized, rectify, rest.2tsup, service, spindle, stand, swaped, thicknesser, ute, wrong

Replies: 30
Views: 5,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:40 PM; by watson

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Nice forstner bit,,, graphic

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th February 2007 09:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloody, doh, doin, drill, dumbass, finga, finger, flippa, flippered, forstner, graphic, hand, hole, inside, jumped, meat, minced, munched, nice, overnight, penguin, press, save, shame, stay, surguy, tenons, tryin, yesty

Replies: 33
Views: 6,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 11:42 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

So old it may be new again...

Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM

arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 03:29 PM; by RobP

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JOKES

Some excitement!!!!

Started by Doughboy, 9th December 2006 11:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bloke, carrying, cop, cops, dying, excitement, fell, fence, happy, house, jumped, letting, makes, month, morning, normal, occured, plantings, shed, shop, split, statement, switchblade, temding, thanked, thinking, tour, treat, worrisome

Replies: 17
Views: 2,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 11:57 AM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

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JOKES

Help with cracked acrylic shower base

Started by Bald Wombat, 10th September 2006 01:07 PM

600mm, acrylic, alternative, bald, base, bottom, cheers, crack, cracked, forlorn, hope, jumped, layer, locked, means, middle, pretty, pulling, removing, replace, rows, screen, shower, suggestions, tiles, top, window, wombat

Replies: 1
Views: 4,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2006 05:11 PM; by workgoose

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A gay guy went to heaven

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM

butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 11:36 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Oldy.... but of use to off season firefighters! MAYBE!

Started by Christopha, 20th May 2006 06:49 PM

bed, bell, clothes, day, fire, firefighters, fireman, hell, home, hose, husband, jumped, love, minutes, naked, night, oldy, promptly, ready, replied, rings, roll, season, station, strip, system, told, wife, wonderful, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 06:49 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

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JOKES

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Miss Adventures

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adventures, buy, calling, car, decided, dropped, factory, fence, finished, guys, jumped, keys, maintenance, makes, meeting.confused, mill, mis-adventure, miss, miss-adventure, night, phil, realised, shop, talk, victoria, waiting, wife, wool, woolen

Replies: 36
Views: 3,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 12:12 AM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blondes and Boats

Started by Kev Y., 21st March 2006 11:35 AM

air, blondes, boat, boats, check, choking, determined, employee, engine, gasping, hard, identify, jumped, late, laughing, marina, outdrive, perfectly, perform, puzzled, securely, spring, strapped, topside, trailer, travel, unable, underneath, water, workers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 12:25 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Sleep walking.....

Started by ozwinner, 20th January 2006 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alledged, bed, dark, eek, jumped, night, porkies, reckons, sheets, shuffled, sleep, stormy, swmbo, tells, trick, walk, walking

Replies: 17
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 07:21 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Real Woodies Joke

Started by ubeaut, 23rd September 1999 01:48 AM

beer, calendar, crept, declared, enough”, feet, half, joke, jumped, leaned, leapt, mathematician, metre, metres, neil, reach, real, sourcebook, step, steps, strode, style, table, table.”, triumphantly, true, woodie, woodies, woodworkers, “near

Replies: 8
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 11:22 AM; by flea1607

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JOKES

Shed disasters

Started by JDarvall, 2nd July 2005 12:26 PM

dirty, disasters, embarrising, entire, fast, fence, hand, handplanes, head, hear, helmet, holes, jumped, lot, mess, notice, noticed, offcuts, plane, post, read, secondhand, sexed, shed, shelf, shock, straight, stuff, thread, tough

Replies: 5
Views: 2,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2005 09:55 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
SAFETY

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

Quick thinking on the front lines

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM

3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, front, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, lines, officer, pass, quick, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, thinking, three-day, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

What the?

Started by Gumby, 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM

,was, addicted, agin, ago, days, eek, hours, jumped, logged, middle, mrning, night, post, screen, sleep, thread, top, visited, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2004 11:59 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Escape

Started by Dennis Millard, 24th September 2003 10:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 10:47 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

a chimp

Started by Eastie, 29th November 2002 03:11 PM

bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, beers, canvas, carpenter, chimp, chimpanzee, circus, construction, day, depressed, exclaimed, finishing, hell, inquired, job, jumped, mentioned, news, owner, replied, stool, street, talking, tent, town, walked, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2002 03:11 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

four man joke

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM

accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

The boat

Started by Iain, 5th January 2002 11:39 AM

bakersfield, beneath, boat, check, choking, correct, engine, fine, guys, hard, jumped, laughing, marina, motor, nearby, outboard, perfect, pitch, pivoted, prop, ran, revealed, securely, size, strapped, topside, trailer, trouble, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2002 11:39 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Equal Opportunity Employer

Started by Island Ape, 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM

bilingual, chair, computer, copy, database, demonstrate, dog, employer, equal, expertise, inside, job, jumped, looked, manager, office, opportunity, proceeded, produced, programs, receptionist, sample, sign, spreadsheet, straight, time, told, trotted, type, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

A case of give and take

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:55 PM

belong, brought, case, chair, children, children.the, court.but, custody, divorce, dollar, feet, judge, jumped, local, machine, moment, mother, pepsi, posed, protested, retain, rose, story, vending, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Horse and chicken

Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM

bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 09:02 PM; by hook

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JOKES

No grasshopper but a cat

Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM

absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2000 08:05 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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