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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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celibacy

Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 05:21 PM; by wheelinround

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Here we go again

Started by *Kev, 22nd March 2009 01:22 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2009 10:48 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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UK Pensioners, I wait with fingers crossed

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 10:48 AM

ago, annual, australia, australian, british, britons, court, crossed, decision, equal, european, expats, favour, fingers, human, line, matter, million, nelson, penalised, pension, pensioner, pensioners, pensions, policy, retirement, rights, wait, weekly, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 11:53 AM; by Glennet

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Xmas Cheers to all

Started by terraaustralis, 25th December 2008 01:31 PM

australis, cheers, companions, counts, deception, examine, forumites, hermit/elf, human, identify, intent, merry, photo, puzzle, sending, shed, terra, tidings, xmas, xmas/saturnalia

Replies: 6
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 12:16 AM; by terraaustralis

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Christmas party issues

Started by Grumpy John, 19th November 2008 07:50 AM

23rd, 4th, christmas, company, date, december, director, employees, happy, human, inform, issues, lewis, november, party, pauline, resources, starting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2008 08:49 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Hidden camera in your monitor !

Started by Shrek3, 31st October 2008 08:50 PM

9/11, appears, blow, brother, built, built-in, camera, click, deal, designed, eek, found, hidden, human, lcd, manufactured, middle, monitor, monitors, pc/laptop, revealed, rights, screen, screens, secret, specially, truth, watching, web, whistle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 07:47 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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Differences Between You & Your Boss

Started by Shrek3, 4th September 2008 10:51 PM

apple, applies, apply, boss, business, busy, cooperative, day, differences, doh, human, idiot, interview, lazy, leave, makes, mistake, office, original, overlooked, overworked, pleases, polishing, rules, sick, slow, stand, takes, time, wandering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2008 10:41 PM; by joe greiner

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Ten Times Normal Size

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th July 2008 09:02 AM

body, day, dirty, disappointed, eye, finally, grade, grow, hand, homework, human, john, lady, mary, mind, miss, normal, norman, pupil, question, read, sixth, size, stimulated, stood, teacher, ten, times, trouble, wallen

Replies: 11
Views: 2,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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Animals must be superior

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th July 2008 08:03 PM

allan, animals, bother, clicks, cup, day, entered, horse, horses, human, melbourne, mouse, people, race, superior, teach, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 08:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Stuttering cat

Started by Dangermouse, 20th May 2008 11:07 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, cat, censored2, door, explaining, fence, fffff, girl, grade, hand, human, jumped, kitty, kitty-cat, lives, mustve, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttering, teacher, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 12:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Medical Breakthrough

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th May 2008 10:02 AM

benefit, blood, breakthrough, chicken, cocky, found, human, lay, medical, patients, receiving, scientists, transfusions, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

A few children's books

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM

allan, anatomy, book, books, children, childrens, crying, curious, daddy, eating, eggs, fly, games, hamster, hell, hide, human, kicking, kittens, microwave, mommy, neat, paper, pop, pop-up, school, sissy, snitched, toilet, whining

Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:15 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Brain Cells & Beer

Started by Phil Spencer, 17th February 2008 06:37 PM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buddy, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, herd, human, intake, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, warning, weaker, weakest, whispering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Floor Tiling - Fall of 1cm over 3 metres

Started by Sportbilly, 2nd December 2007 05:46 PM

1cm, ceramic, concret, effort, eye, fall, floor, human, level, lot, metres, noticeable, noticed, project, slab, slope, smooth, thanks2tsup, tile, tiling, undertake, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 03:31 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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TILING

Understanding Engineers

Started by chrisb691, 8th November 2007 09:52 PM

body, civil, connections, designers, discussing, electrical, engineer, engineering, engineers, gathered, human, joints, mechanical, nervous, pipeline, recreational, run, students, system, thousands, toxic, understanding, waste

Replies: 12
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 08:47 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Googles quote of the day

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2007 09:47 AM

actors, arthur, begins, capital, conan, data, day, fatal, franken, googles, guess, hard, human, insensibly, learn, learned, lessons, life, mistake, mistakes, opposite, people, precious, sir, stoppard, suit, theories, theorize, tom, twist

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Anal optic nerve

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM

anal, anus, body, bring, called, connects, eye, eyeball, giving, hair, human, life, nerve, optic, outlook, people, pulling, responsible, tear

Replies: 5
Views: 2,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:22 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

39 Things you should have learned by now

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM

age, built, career, cares, confuse, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, force, human, knife, learned, lick, life, logically, nice, people, person, reason, religious, share, shouldve, steak, things, time, universe, views, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

fantastic youtube human theatre

Started by mic-d, 25th September 2007 08:40 PM

art, cheers, fantastic, funny, human, michael, search, stuff, theatre, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 08:40 PM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

We Need To Make A Stand

Started by funkychicken, 31st July 2007 11:32 PM

11 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 11

abortion, alike, contribute, darkness, depression, deserving, developed, devoid, difference, eating-disorders, feelings, growing, human, it’s, make, marriage, media, objects, reality, respect, self-harm, sex, silent, situation, stand, they’re, time, viewed, win/win, women

Replies: 159
Views: 15,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:57 AM; by ubeaut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Billy Connolly on dogs

Started by Daddles, 14th June 2007 03:13 PM

billy, connolly, dog, dogs, human, poo, richard, smart, step, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 03:13 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

battery power and 12v lights...

Started by PaulS, 5th May 2007 11:08 AM

12v, 20w, 2800, batteries, battery, bike, bulky, dark, dichromic, globe, halogen, human, lighting, lights, mah, min, morning, ni-mh, paul, power, powered, question, run, sla, system, thinking, time

Replies: 10
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 02:09 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Justified Alcohol 0>)

Started by Terry B, 29th March 2007 01:14 PM

0>, alcohol, attacks, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, cheers, clavin, cliff, consumption, eliminates, excessive, explained, fast, feel, herd, human, intake, justified, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, weaker, weakest

Replies: 8
Views: 2,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2007 12:34 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Goodbye Nero

Started by tameriska, 17th February 2007 03:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, ball, bit, brought, convincing, day, dog, fetch, finally, goodbye, hand, heat, hope, hospital, human, immediately, left, neighbours, nero, partner, pat, played, ran, talking, throw, tomorrow, totally, training, watching, wernt

Replies: 24
Views: 3,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2007 11:32 PM; by Clinton1

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Artist Cooks Meal In Own Body Fat

Started by Metal Head, 13th January 2007 07:13 PM

2004, added, appetit, april, art, artist, body, bon, cannibal, cooks, creation, dyed, eat, enormous, evaristti, explaining, fat, fish, flesh, human, invited, kill, liposuction, meal, meatballs, paint, people, produced, red, result

Replies: 5
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 06:39 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Caught trying to break into our place

Started by MajorPanic, 10th November 2006 08:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowed, break, bugger, caught, class, closeness, coming, cool, cute, door, ensconced, figure, frosted, guiding, gum, heavy, human, laundry, outline, pat, place, property, quickly, rear, red-handed, scratching, trees

Replies: 21
Views: 2,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 08:16 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spam PM

Started by echnidna, 12th November 2006 11:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abidjan, africa, assistance, benjamin, business, civil, contact, country, demontration, disturbances, environment, followings, free, fund, human, investment, miss, money, political, purposes, relaxed, respected, rights, riots, sandra, sandrabenjamin1@yahoo.com, spam, telecommunication, transfer, war

Replies: 21
Views: 3,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:40 AM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One small step for A man

Started by silentC, 3rd October 2006 12:02 PM

1969, alive, armstrong, audible, australian, bothering, ears, finally, found, giant, human, leap, man, mankind, moon, mumbler, proof, range, recordings, researcher, small, step, sub-aural

Replies: 9
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 05:05 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Imported vs Local

Started by Sybarite, 16th June 2006 05:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aela, applications, australian, body, cover, cutting, drilling, earl, exposure, flat, formaldehyde, government, human, imported, including, kitchens, levels, local, nicnas, pack, products, prominent, range, respect, retailers, sold, stringent, tested, wide, xxx

Replies: 25
Views: 7,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2006 05:42 PM; by Master Splinter

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Engineers

Started by Geoffsa, 21st July 2006 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 10:27 PM; by boban

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JOKES

A few Whys

Started by Wongo, 7th June 2006 02:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2002, 666, age, aliens, arms, august, bad, bottom, calendar, call, chinese, collingwood, ears, excludes, eyes, fun, human, isn’t, legs, minus, multiple, phone, run, running, sampsons, street, table, ufos, whys, world

Replies: 51
Views: 4,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2006 12:05 AM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Exponential Growth: The lillie pond riddle

Started by Grunt, 1st June 2006 09:26 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

30th, action, answer, begin, completely, cover, covered, day, days, energy, expected, exponential, growth, happen, hard, human, lillie, lily, lilys, material, minute, pond, population, resources, riddle, size, society, sustainable, takes, time

Replies: 56
Views: 9,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 09:00 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

How to Recruit the Right Person for the Job

Started by oges, 15th February 2006 08:49 AM

brick, bricks, bricks;, broken, combinations, congratulate, day;, human, idle;, job, left, management, marketing, moved;, operations, other;, person, pieces;, planning, recruit, resources, security, senior, single, sitting, sleeping;, staring, strategic, talking, window;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 04:16 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

How to recruit.

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM

brick, bricks, combinations, congratulate, day, door, engineering, human, idle, left, management, marketing, messed, moved, operations, planning, reception, recruit, resources, sales, send, single, sitting, sleeping, staring, strategic, talking, throwing, top, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 10:25 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Words of Wisdom to Ponder

Started by Neo, 23rd January 2006 04:29 PM

age, built, bum, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, experience, fat, force, human, jeans, knife, lick, life, meetings, nice, people, person, ponder, potential, reason, share, steak, time, universe, wisdom, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 04:29 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

Paving a path - what steps can be omitted?

Started by derekcohen, 2nd January 2006 08:28 PM

adult, afterward, assuming, bedding, blocks, car, carry, compacted, crushed, derek, dry, forgo, gate, hoping, house, human, layer, levelling, limestone, omitted, path, pavers, paving, perth, process, rock, sand, steps, wall, weight

Replies: 9
Views: 5,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 11:18 PM; by derekcohen

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PAVING

Poetry by Zed's look alike

Started by Grunt, 2nd January 2006 10:22 PM

alike, coexist, dream, families, family, fish, food, hands, highways, hope, human, internet, knock, learning, leg, misunderestimate, nation, opportunity, pant, pie, pitbull, poetry, shaked, society, tollbooth, uncertainty, vulcanize, wings, world, zed

Replies: 10
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2006 06:54 AM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

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JOKES

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