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"Honey, have you seen...

Started by Woodwould, 12th August 2008 05:33 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:10 PM; by Woodwould

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FINISHING

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Her car will not start

Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM

car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Moles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd March 2008 09:03 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 05:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

I've Won Lotto

Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM

@#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:23 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Do you know

Started by wheelinround, 28th January 2008 04:45 PM

alka-seltzer, apply, bacteria, boil, cats, cup, cure, dab, day, dog, drop, drops, glue, hair, healing, honey, infections, instantly, kills, listerine, mix, oil, pain, relief, rust, skin, splinter, tract, urinary, vinegar

Replies: 6
Views: 3,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 08:57 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Jean Squeeze

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2008 02:20 PM

added, blue, caught, dear, flu, gained, garage, honey, house, husband, jean, jeans, kilos, nights, noticeable, pair, replied, sleeping, squeeze, squeezed, weight, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 02:20 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

"T" Shirt

Started by rrich, 16th November 2007 01:08 PM

drunk, half, home, honey, money, nascar, phoenix, race, ran, shirt

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 01:08 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Staining pine

Started by Woodbear, 8th October 2007 11:31 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 15,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 07:33 AM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

What a Richard Cranium

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd September 2007 09:43 PM

almond, alright, bag, bits, box, breakfast, chuck, complete, corner, cough, cranium, days, dohb, downno, err, evidence, feel, hangs, honey, idiot, kellogs, live, mind, morning, offending, pieces, richard, special, white

Replies: 9
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:15 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Darling

Started by munruben, 20th September 2007 03:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 05:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

How to Keep White Wood White

Started by woodnstuff, 18th August 2007 05:17 AM

/yellow, appreciated, block, cheer, chips, chopping, coat, cutting, days, epoxys, estapol, flying, hints, honey, jacaranda, natural, notice, oil, past, surface, tone, treatment, type, untill, varnish, varnishes, warmer, white, wood, woodnstuff

Replies: 7
Views: 3,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 06:35 PM; by durwood

Forum:
FINISHING

Old woodworkers joke

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 04:58 PM

appointment, becky, called, checked, chicken, day, dining, doctor, door, feet, gods, hearing, honey, jack, joke, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, repeats, replies, response, sake, supper, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Where do I start?

Started by neksmerj, 15th November 2006 03:17 AM

bible, colour, days, dead, dings, direction, easier, equivalent, family, handbook, honey, hood, house, inspiration, ken, lovely, memories, polishers, purchased, rats, read, rest, school, scratched, smell, start, table, timber, wading, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 10:14 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
JOKES

M&F (different planets)

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM

buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:15 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th September 2006 12:10 PM

agreed, arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, mail, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, postcard, read, received, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 12:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Genie

Started by fred.n, 6th September 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 08:58 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

Forum:
JOKES

Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

Forum:
JOKES

Thinkers Anonymous

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th July 2006 08:37 AM

anonymous, boss, closed, college, day, doors, exploded, frustration, glass, home, honey, impatiently, job, library, life, lot, meeting, money, mood, night, open;, poster, professors, rage, serious, started, tears, thinker, thinkers, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 09:24 AM; by Andy Mac

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

In Touch

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 09:37 PM

bracelet, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, outfit, pair, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shoes, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 05:19 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Should this be in the Reno section?

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:47 AM

amazed, bake, baked, batch, brownies, day, fixed, handyman, honey, house, job, lee, looked, met, painted, reno, repair, replies, returns, sara, section, sleep, stairs, street, suddenly, superb, walks, walls, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:47 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

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JOKES

cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

Forum:
JOKES

Don't do it....

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 10:33 AM

bar, beer, blankets, caps, chicken, damn, delicious, dirty, dishes, doeuvres, fricking, frozen, honey, hors, husband, love, married, mug, mushroom, oven, pigs, poochie, pooh, pork, strips, sweet, weeks, wife, wings, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:32 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

an angry mrs.

Started by Gaza, 16th April 2005 12:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

angry, blokey, bored, bunch, chat, coz, earth, embarrass, gaza, girlfriend, haha, hehehe, honey, intrude, lost, love, mrs, people, secret, site, wanna, websites, wood, wood-wives, world

Replies: 34
Views: 4,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2005 01:59 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

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JOKES

Not tonight, honey...

Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 09:22 AM

added, apparently, bracelet, buy, day, department, diamond, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, kill, love, pair, picked, satisfy, sex, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, tonight, touch, woman, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 11:35 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

Finishing sheet flooring

Started by JulietDelta, 4th October 2004 09:19 PM

apply, appreciated, board, colour, cork, deep, dropped, finish, finished, finishing, floor, flooring, gloss, greatly, honey, john, kitchen, patrticle, sanding, satin, sheet, stain, start, suggestions, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 4,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2004 10:05 AM; by IanA

Forum:
FLOORING

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 06:07 AM

answer, final, friend, honey, husband, millionaire, phone, upstairs, watching, wife, winks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 06:07 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

God!

Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 12:09 PM

answers, bit, black, boy, boys, confuses, consistent, depth, feeling, female, gay, god, honey, jackson, lights, male, michael, moment, mother, responds, straight, thinking, triumphantly, understanding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 12:09 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

blonde joke No. 1,287,354

Started by Christopha, 17th September 2004 05:18 PM

287, 354, answered, biggest, blonde, business, decided, duuhhh, elevator, entered, exasperated, explain, finally, friday, friendly, goodness, honey, inside, joke, looked, means, possibly, repeated, s-h-i-t, smile, smiled, sweetly, t-g-i-f, thursday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2004 10:48 AM; by Rowan

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Farmer Giles

Started by ozwinner, 8th August 2003 04:38 PM

bloke, bottle, dews, door, eek, farmer, fella, front, giles, halves, hang, hat, honey, jar, knock, milk, mind, minutes, noticed, paddock, pussy, son, standing, thistle, twenty, willow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:38 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

venus + mars

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:37 PM

$200, 2006, blurted, bracelet, cared, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, mars, set, sexual, shipwreck, short, spring, stuff, tennis, testing, told, tune, venus, wave, women, words, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:37 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Advice

Started by bfc77, 17th January 2003 10:41 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2003 08:43 AM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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