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An Aussie Poem

Started by Groggy, 13th September 2007 12:37 PM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Escher in LEGO

Started by pawnhead, 5th September 2007 11:52 PM

bear, build, close, cool, craftsman, cut, escher, escher’s, haven’t, hed, http://www.mcescher.com, illusion, involved, it’s, lego, mind, official, photoshop, precision, project, relativity, scroll, there’s, tours, tres, virtual, waterfall, web, website, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:36 AM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

quick as

Started by wheelinround, 28th July 2007 10:40 AM

boy, butter, buy, earlier, feet, finished, half, hed, impressed, john, kilogram, leave, lot, manager, mexico, packets, persistent, play, players, prostitutes, quick, replied, sir, soccer, supermarket, team, told, trouble, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 10:40 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What I did on my Holidays.

Started by Flowboy, 10th January 2007 08:32 PM

box, changed, changing, cigarette, dad, delivery, flipped, food, hed, holidays, home, joy, knife, lanes, lights, marching, meat, move, plane, pulled, questioned, router, ruler, signal, step, time, times, traffic, van, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:55 AM; by Chesand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Choosing builders

Started by 6weekstobaby, 22nd November 2006 12:22 PM

5-7%, admitted, assumed, bit, builder, builders, cheaper, choosing, communicate, demo, detail, extension, fine, finish, follow, friend, guy, hard, hed, hell, ie-, inclusions, job, loose, lost, pin, quotes, sheet, spec, standardising/hubby

Replies: 6
Views: 2,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 09:23 PM; by craigb

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Another Oldy

Started by Christopha, 2nd October 2006 06:56 PM

air, bottom, buttons, changed, control, female, hammer, handy, hed, hit, hot, hourglass, lines, lost, male, oldy, page, people, pick, pleasure, push, pushed, railway, remote, shifts, takes, time, warm, weight

Replies: 6
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2006 12:07 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

What to get for a fellas 40th birthday?

Started by mic-d, 19th September 2006 05:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

40th, afford, birthday, bit, chisels, eek, electric, erm, fellas, fit, friend, gifts, happy, hed, hold, idea, ideas, japanese, laugh, lot, meagre, plane, pressuring, set, space, spend, swmbo, tools, tough, yeah

Replies: 21
Views: 2,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 09:26 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chook Shed - Burkes Backyard

Started by JJS-H, 28th June 2006 04:13 PM

2004, advance, ago, backyard, beauty, burke, burkes, cam, chook, design, details, ground, hed, note, remember, scott, shed, timber, viewer, website

Replies: 5
Views: 20,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 10:43 AM; by Buzza

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THE GARDEN SHED

Bloody Cats!

Started by silkwood, 2nd June 2006 08:54 PM

allowed, biasrolleyes, bloody, car, cat, cats, cheers, contained, container, dump, exposes, fair, fence, hed, lawn, neighbours, parked, people, preferably, required, rubbiss, sealed, tad, wander

Replies: 14
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 12:52 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Butch The Rooster

Started by Carry Pine, 25th May 2006 06:07 PM

amazement, attention, awarded, beak, bell, bells, butch, coming, county, cover, entered, farmer, hed, job, john, johns, judges, paying, politician, populace, proud, pullet, pullets, ring, rooster, roosters, run, screwing, sneaking, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 09:41 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Genders

Started by Ashore, 22nd May 2006 01:08 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 01:08 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

the lengths we go to...

Started by Slow6, 15th March 2006 06:41 PM

best/worst/stupidest, bit, broke, bugger, chuckling, clink.d, coppers, cross, dropped, fresh, heard, hed, home, hungry, late, lengths, neighbour, night, piece, pole, power, question, replaced, shift, stand, street, telling, timber, tip, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 5,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2006 06:14 PM; by journeyman Mick

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A Woodies Yarn

Drawing Attention...

Started by DanP, 14th February 2006 10:30 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

Replies: 72
Views: 6,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:54 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A little girl's valentine

Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM

anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 10:55 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

AT Last...

Started by Baz, 22nd January 2006 07:36 PM

bother, confession, conscience, father, hed, joke, lumber, novena, otoole, plans, priest, repent, selling, son, stealing, time, told, twenty, understand, wood, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 09:23 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Raising kids

Started by scooter, 10th November 2005 09:48 PM

bed, bits, bottom, cheers, covered, dad, damaged, daughters, delta, eyes, fiddling, floor, found, hed, keen, kids, mad, owning, pleased, proud, raising, reading, sean, serve, shed, spring, telling, time, tiny, win

Replies: 6
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 04:24 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hey Brudda

Started by Daddles, 16th September 2005 11:08 AM

asylum, brudda, cheerfully, cheers, hearted, hed, hey, inbox, inmates, light, lunacy, mate, moderate, multipage, opportunity, piccy, post, richard, robbo, rolleyes, seize, send, spin, thread

Replies: 3
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 04:23 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why is it ...

Started by Daddles, 15th August 2005 05:15 PM

$200, breath, buying, cheeky, cleaned, cleanup, confused, dead, disappeared, eek, equivalent, fortnight, found, gasping, hed, home, mate, materials, produces, richard, set, shavings, shed, sheds, sod, started, tidy, waste, word, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 09:14 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Great Customer Service

Started by burn, 22nd March 2005 10:44 AM

afternoon, bits, burn, call, called, canberra, company, customer, delivery, depot, freight, grahame, great, happening, hed, limit, line, marita, mark, mentioned, minute, minutes, missing, pieces, professional, pws, reached, service, sorting, t-track

Replies: 12
Views: 2,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 12:46 AM; by Kiwibrucee

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Something to do when bored

Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed

Replies: 34
Views: 4,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 09:59 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Angle Grinders

Started by LineLefty, 16th February 2005 12:42 PM

$40, 42degree, 9inch, and/or, angle, blocks, brother, cheap, combination, crappy, cutting, disc, grinder, grinders, heat, hed, inexp, late, leg, limestone, operator, shattered, sliced, speaking, tells, tool, upper, waiting, xmas, yesterday

Replies: 12
Views: 2,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2005 01:48 PM; by rackrussel

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Warning - NZ runs out of Pancake Mix!!

Started by bitingmidge, 12th January 2005 06:46 PM

bufore, checkout, chicky/bloke/thing, content, day, days, easily, eek, figured, girls, hed, hev, hevnt, mix, nuver, pancake, pancakes, pay, probly, roll, runs, scones, shop, supermarket, ten, thankfully, thet, ticking, warning, zilland

Replies: 4
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:46 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warranties

Started by simon c, 6th December 2004 09:19 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 09:36 AM; by journeyman Mick

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

New attic ladder

Started by jackiew, 2nd May 2004 12:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

7mm, attic, company, contacting, cut, discovered, discuss, fitted, frame, framework, gap, hatch, hed, hole, inserted, inspected, job, ladder, meantime, meet, nails, packing, pieces, pleased, rafters, rectangular, spotted, visible, waiting, wood

Replies: 43
Views: 13,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2004 02:17 PM; by capedcrusader

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Following on from Neil's "true " story

Started by ozwinner, 10th February 2004 05:42 PM

ago, appatit, bung, crooker, day, drum, dry, dude, empty, glug, hed, hole, job, joke, mate, mine, neil, phone, rat, reaching, realy, remains, sick, started, story, sucking, syphon, told, true, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 11:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Doctor - patient relationship

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 01:11 PM

betrayal, bring, dave, day, doctor, don’t, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, inside, invariably, matter, overwhelming, patient, patients, reality, reassure, relationship, sense, single, sleep, slept, soothing, vet, voice, worry, you’re

Replies: 3
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2003 10:46 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

story with a moral

Started by Gino, 25th April 2001 11:32 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, hed, hideous, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighboring, night, noble, price, question, replied, round, spoke, story, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2001 11:32 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Elephant (imperial)

Started by Iain, 24th August 2000 08:41 AM

bloody, elephant, feet, hed, imperial, inches, silly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2000 08:41 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

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An Aussie Poem

Escher in LEGO

Rude awakening

quick as

the Festool that ate my finger

Poem about the drought

What I did on my Holidays.

Choosing builders

Another Oldy

What to get for a fellas 40th birthday?

Chook Shed - Burkes Backyard

Bloody Cats!

Butch The Rooster

Genders

the lengths we go to...

Drawing Attention...

A little girl's valentine

AT Last...

Raising kids

Hey Brudda

Why is it ...

Great Customer Service

Something to do when bored

Angle Grinders

Warning - NZ runs out of Pancake Mix!!

Warranties

Overworked

How to tell if a cat is dead

New attic ladder

snip.......

Who Gets the Dog?

How Not to Die

Following on from Neil's "true " story

Irish Joke

Doctor - patient relationship

story with a moral

Elephant (imperial)